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  • the easiest quest in skyrim is sitting in a chair

  • LMAO!!

    Some targets are just too dumb to kill.

  • as soon as he started the speech a dragon appeared

  • Radiant AI? What's that-*burns alive*

  • Fuck the imperials waste of human life They tried to kill you in the beginning... Skyrim belongs to the true nords

  • @LWHnofate45 If you go with hadvar in the beginning he explains everything the empire really wants in greater detail and appologizes for the almost execution. Truly, the imperials are the better alliance to choose in Skyrim.

  • @LWHnofate45 its better than being with a racist prick :/

  • I hate you for choosing the Stormcloak rebel scum! You fool! You ruined the Empire! They are racist! They will eventually run down every other race in Skyrim you newb (Including the best people, Bretons!)! I hope I see you in Sovngarde... While I teabag your ghostly corpse.

  • @Transformersprime217 bretons are the best?? nah only for magic

  • @Fallout3boy2077 Physical power is less (Breton).

    My answer=Upgrade your sword. :3.

  • @Transformersprime217 my sword does 300 damage :/

  • @Fallout3boy2077 Nice :3. I have no weapon slot =@

  • @Transformersprime217 lol get chillrend its better than a daedric sword

  • @Fallout3boy2077 I had it from the thieves guild, but I sold it as soon as I layed my eyes on it:3. I also have Mehrunes Razor, Nightingale armow & weapons, ebony chain armor and just for the fun of it, a fine hat :3.

    But their all LOONG gone, I sold them all too :3.

    I could probably bribe the Deadric with my money.

  • @Transformersprime217 well maybe the daedric will give you a hand out :)

  • Went imperial because Ulfric was racist. Was fun lobbing his head off. :D

  • Smart woman.Skyrim tends to get cold and that fire could easily warm her up.Imma gonna try dat out...

  • excellent

  • 0:42 she's trying to warm her hands

  • *returns to Night Mother*

    Night Mother: I am very disappointed in you... Therefore there is a new listener

    *summons fire*

    Dovahkiin: What about m-

    Night Mother: FUS RO DAH

  • 1 word for the woman: Fail

  • @QuarterMasterGaming I agree with you I chose stormcloak cuz it was a quest I didnt know u could join the legion. I hated the battle for white run. I didnt kill anybody.........but I did use call dragon on them. I an now a very mad stormcloak. Can I leave them?

  • @WrekXAssassin nope. u gotta finish the stormcloak story line... Id know cuz i went w/ the stormcloaks & finished the whole questline...

  • hhhhhhuuuuuuuuuzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa fuckin elfes xD

  • Everyone's Galmar for Ulfric Stormcloak.

  • I thought the easiest one is when you are asked by the companions to kill a wolf in hods home but sinced i went with rolof and he lived there he ended up killing the thing before i drew my sword

  • EVERY ONE STOP BITCHING ABOUT STORMCLOAKS AND IMPERIALS...... and stuff

  • the easiest one is where you ask some guy what's wrong and then you persuade he to go and do something in one conversation....that's the whole quest

  • LOL easy!

  • Lmfao look at the fanboys in this video crying cause someone chose a side in a video game.

  • @QuarterMasterGaming Thank you for ignoring every point I have brought up thus far and to continue to do so in favor of a paranoid incompassionate view while bring no justifications except hot air which even you must know have been fabricated on the spot.

  • @pat5168 It's a video game son. You can side for whoever you want to man no skin off my nose. I am just stating why I don't side with the Stormcloaks but each side has it's faults. Just have fun with the game and stop caring about what side I choose :)

  • @QuarterMasterGaming I've actually been playing a lot more Assassin's Creed lately, although I really should get back to Skyrim soon.

  • @pat5168 not a huge fan of Assassin's Creed to be honest. I just think that they focused so heavily on it being wide open that they left out the substance. I did play it and bought it but it's not my favorite. Lately I have been into simple games like dungeon defenders and magicka. Indie games ftw

  • @QuarterMasterGaming is the dark bh fun? cause im a sneaky charecter and i dont know.

  • @avacoodo

    No. It spoils the whole game.

  • @QuarterMasterGaming He used his traditions to shield himself from what? Ulfric repeatedly says he would do anything to avoid bloodshed, and what makes you think any Nord denies that Ulfric knew he would win? His statement ran true, and I think a Jarl put it best. "Ulfric is an ambitious, brash, conniving brute, but at least I know him, at least he knows his people, andI would sooner be ruled by him than some Emperor on his cushiony seat in the Capital."

  • @pat5168 "Ulfric says" "silver tongue"  hmmmm

  • @pat5168 Ulfric is basically Adolph Hitler. That's basically why i chose the Imperials; the Stormcloaks are Nazi's. White-Gold Concordant? Basically the Treaty of Versailles.

  • @Jalanko13

    That's fucking stupid. Ulfric is NOT racist, his people are. That does not say SHIT about fucking Ulfric. It pisses me off SO FUCKING BAD when someone doesn't know utter shit about fucking Ulfric. FUCK.

  • @Alucardiff

    which is exactly why he makes the dark elves live in poverty in windhelm. totally not racist at all.

  • @Alucardiff NO.

    Evil is when good men do nothing. Ulfric KNOWS how racist his people are, but he doesn't do jack shit. Hell, if you ask the argonians and dunmer after the imperials win, they'll tell you how relieved they are that Ulfric's tyranny finally came to an end. He allowed them to stay in windhelm, but only to use them as labor. He's a fucking dick who rebelled against the empire.

  • @Jalanko13 argonians arnt allowed in windhelm

  • @QuarterMasterGaming The Emperor accepted the Concordat because they would have lost. I don't know where you get the idea of them biding their time, because that isn't implied anywhere, and folly for them to try, since the Thalmor have been allowed to roam freely in the Empire and spy for the last 30 years. He didn't murder the High King, he challenged Him to a duel which he accepted. Ulfric made a point: That the High King was no true Nord, incapable of defending himself, let alone Skyrim.

  • @pat5168 wrong again, he used his own traditions as a way to shield himself from any fault while challenging someone he KNEW could not win. He used the knowledge the grey beards taught him to murder a boy knowing he could not defend himself. He even did it to just make a "statement" he uses his silver tongue and his own traditions to hide behind his wickedness. The Empire hates the Thalmor and there are many times it shows.

  • @pat5168

    I don't know where you fucking read what you read, the Empire won. They only signed it to avoid future casualties.

  • @Alucardiff Wow, really? I thought the Empire lost, which is why they had to ban Talos and all. Man, I gotta read up my TES lore again.

  • @QuarterMasterGaming He probably saw it as an incredible sort of irony, that an Empire founded by Talos now bans the worship of him. If you had been paying any attention at all, you probably know that Ulfric's goal wasn't to destroy the Empire, so I don't see how you thought that was a point. Once he took Solitude, his immediate thought was to defend against the Thalmor, not push his own agenda on the people.

  • @pat5168 no, the Empire banned the worship of Talos to keep more people from dying at the hands of the Thalmor. They have not given into the Thalmor completely and are biding their time until they can strike back. They made the necessary decision required to save lives and stop bloodshed. It was the overly-proud Ulfric that rebelled and used the innocent lives of Skyrim as puppets in his plot to gain power. He murdered the High King knowing he didn't stand a chance, no honor there.

  • I find the the skyrim lore, while deep, is somewhat lacking.

    espicilly about the Markarth. Ulfric took the city from the forsworn 30 years ago, AFTER the war has ended, and yet, the liberated city was still bound to the same "peace" treaty. However, the dominion had no problem with the forsworn (and their religion, which we are never told about) to occupy it.

    that, and with the corruption of the city, makes me think that Ulfric should be given control of that city, and the rest of skyrim.

  • Heh, that kind of reminds me of one of the DB quests in Oblivion, the one where you had to kill the guy that moved all around the map depending on the day. As soon as I got the quest, I finished it. Fast forward MUCH later in the game--after I had completed the DB, Thieve's Guild, Shivering Isles, Mages Guild, Fighter's Guild, and the MQ--I find his corpse outside some random cave. Apparently he had been killed by a monster or something. XD

  • I bet in the lore Ulfric would have won and the Thalmor would invade Cyrodil destroying the Empire and all the other provinces unit to fight the Dominion

  • why stormcloak

  • @mrdonnydot that was the first and only time i ever went stormcloak. All of my other characters are for the empire. I felt less guilt when i went empire than when i went stormcloak

  • @pat5168 battle for whiterun was my first initiation of said guilt. Then I learned what a big jerk Ulfric was through his dossier and by his actions. Ulfric uses the banning of Talos as an excuse to wage war for his own advancement which is an insult to Talos. Also, Talos of Atmora was a Nord who founded the Empire and if Ulfric loves Talos so much as he claims to then he should be fighting to protect it, not to destroy it. He cares only about himself.

  • 6969 views congrats

  • @xMustacheMasterx yeah what the hell happened?  Whoever made 6900 + accounts to help me out you just made Santa's good list this next year. ;)

    And thank you man.

  • lmfao.

  • lmao :p

  • how many of these quests are there? i have done so many of them!

  • @markuswellerop they don't end I believe. The Radiant AI keeps generating them for you so that there's "endless content". I could be wrong but I heard that somewhere.

  • @QuarterMasterGaming nah u can't finish the actual quest lol just keeps on coming i think i've done near 100 of em by now lol easy money if u ask me <---- 100 sneak

  • @animespector that is what i thought

  • She commits suicide..Stormcloak realizes how much life has to offer "I feel so alive!" This is the Radiant AI

  • stormcloak: "i feel so.. alive!"

    you: "yeah, but this woman doesn't. didn't you see her burn to death?"

    stormcloak:" i used to be an adventurer like you...."

  • @ThibautVDP

    Shoot him in the knee with an arrow. It's only fitting.

  • Man I guess u can say like u made is seen its an accident...

  • @Gamewacher2224 ikr?

  • Darwin award!

  • and to think you just had to destroy a city to get the target, dark brotherhood really is desprate these days xD

  • LOL!

  • DEATH TO THE EMPIRE!

  • lmao

  • XD

    

  • Does the night mother ever stop giving quests?

  • @JeeRaph I am not 100% certain but I could have sworn the radiant AI in this game is created in such a way to never stop giving you possible quests to accomplish. The Thieves guild in one of my playthroughs is done and yet I keep being told to steal the same objects from random places... or not-so-random places.

  • SKYRIM!!!

  • LOOllOloLoTROLROLOlOLOlOOL xD

  • lol pretty funny. Why'd she walk into the fire...

  • @gamingeconomist it looks like radiant AI told her to warm herself at the fire but it was open and exposed.. not to mention deadly ;D I will have another video uploaded very soon that is pretty funny too. Dovahkiin swimming in the air.

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