Jesus on the Jeremy Kyle Show - A Sacrilegious Aniboom Animation by LMG Shows

[123CHRIS36]

so funny

[tool2342]

well well well well well, wu well wel well.

[XxSINSxX540]

this is just fucking retarded

[emmsteand]

the Jeremy Kyle Christmas song: 12 cans of carling 11 DNA tests 10 dads to choose from 9 teeth between them 8 squeezen in tracksuits 7 stinking smackheads 6 pairs of nike trainers 5 stolen rings 4 fat slags 3 ugly twats 2 timing cunts and a wanker who puts them on TV...

[VINCENTROAD]

v sad ...

[TomGreen08]

this could of been really funny but its shit

[hayeldavo]

I genuinely got offended at the shit attempt at being funny. 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[geraldinearjudge]

If it didnt say Jeremy Kyle, I wouldn't have guessed it was his show, sounds nothing like him.

[b00353]

whats the name of the song at the start? :P

[gawjessbaybee]

This is discusting other religions would go mad if people did this to them.

[andreasegde]

It was the Holy Ghost. Read the bible. :))

[OzTerri]

how do we know Jesus was jewish? ... because he lived at home with his parents until he was in his 30s, he went into business with his dad, and he thought his mum was a virgin

[Glaswegianmark]

@OzTerri

lmao. thumbs up

[jakeyc280596]

lol,

could have been better

[wluka]

Amazing...

[MonkeyMohammed]

scumbags



[MonkeyMohammed]

offensive to christians



[ilovegrangehill]

@MonkeyMohammed not really, i'm s christian?

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

lol

[oldtl345]

I am Laughing my Back side off :) Thank you for posting this:)

[georgehowarth]

Thumbs up, I thought that was funny! Mainly whining christian yanks dissing it me thinks..

[MrGeewiz1]

The father reminds me of Lee Nelson lol

[Attttraction]

jeremy kyle had brown hair

[pinkflamingo1234]

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL.... I disagree with all the 'this is shit comments' I enjoyed it.

[bEnSlAtEr001]

This is shit.

[MonkeyMohammed]

aniboom, dont you have anything better to do with your pathetic life than post this and touch up little boys?

[cgardner]

this is shite, get a fucking life whoever made this LOSERS

[ChronoBros]

@cgardner *Shit* and why do you call people who made a funny sketch losers eh? fucking retard.

[cgardner]

@ChronoBros Its offensive to Christians, thats why you moron.

[ChronoBros]

@cgardner Well im sorry i didn;t realise you were that sensitive. I dont see this offensive at all it's comedy and if you cant learn to laugh at yourself then your just a little child.

[cgardner]

@ChronoBros you just proved your an immature little kid.

[SuperScottWHUFC]

@cgardner Right so you are calling the people who made this losers, behind your computer screen and your possibly one of these daft religious freaks. BWAHHHAAHHHAAHHHAAHH. Sanctimonious much?

[cabbat]

this is AWFUL!!! Im not christian but i think its very disrespectful to christains and anyone who believes in God! absolutely crap...

[TheUKGrimeTing]

absoluetly terrible

[FOOTYMTW]

This is genius!

[millyybabess]

'don't come on here as if you created the world' haha!

[ukTopMusic]

sorry to say it, but the voices were absolutely shit.

[14jackthelad]

Why the fuck in every show were u see god he's always wearing a white robe with a whiteish glow around him and has a really big deep voice wtf it dose it in every fucking cartoon?? p.s it's not even funny

[heartscrash]

you have a very wrong idea of jeremy's accent. he's not posh.

[ShivDes710]

south park

[Pitch996]

Haha, this made me laugh:)

[meheartsboobs]

Would have been great if Joseph slapped nut on God :L

[TheGlowingKnight]

fucking idiots. Why do people still believe in this horseshit anyways?

[JLS2505]

Which bastrad created this takin d mick ot of god

[nwdle1]

gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

[charliesmakinme]

meh... it was ok

[sandersvicki]

family guy should do something like this

[Tacoburger11]

Why the fuck do their heads keep moving when they talk?

[blazin20aday]

@Tacoburger11 the maker thought it was good hahahhahahaha

[TheShadyfan100]

hahahahahahahaha

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

Jeremy Kyle is like British Jerry Springer except he's not a jewbie!:)

[McFinleyTrump]

Ive never understood why Jesus is always shown as white.

[spuddy83]

Jeremy Kyles voice is shit.  Its well off.

[killsome49]

do these so called americans hate Jesus that much......?

[ProperBodged]

it would have been funnier if Satan turned out to be the dad. :D

[Paulluke18]

Jeremy forgot to tell god to 'put something on the end of it!'

[tommyhere1]

lol dont come out here like you created the world

[trulifesounds]

ohh shut arppp

[FatHeadAsha]

unreal!

[JoJoNassar]

Pathetic!!

[emmasmiley01]

dude, i like the idea but the voices are monotonous ( i think thats how you spell it ) otherwise nice try :)

[pacmandem]

If you genuinely got offended by this you seriously need to get some perspective.

[tigereyes5]

@pacmandem

If you can't understand how this can be offensive to people with genuine religious beliefs then perhaps it's you that needs some perspective.

[ELLIE1234165]

LOL!

[unclepunkle]

im very disappointed,this could have been very funny,instead its crap

[ELLIE1234165]

@unclepunkle No its not

[MOZZWIGAN]

@unclepunkle yea a bunch of geeks made it haha

[louisa969]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ISLAMIC RELIGION NOR ANY OTHER RELIGION WHATSOEVER. ITS NOT KL N NOT TO BE DONE!!

[Mani231290]

@louisa969 It wouldn't be as funny if they were muslims, everyone knows Bible Fiction.

[rsachount]

@Mani231290 lol no....



[louisa969]

@Mani231290 the bible is not fiction regardless what u prefer to belive alright. it doesnt give u the right o diss other religion. im a christian n i hav friends who are muslims i dnt think im better than them but i am confisdent in my religion that its the way as im sure they r as well about theirs but will i have a joke about their religion no its immoral and they hav the whole an eye for an eye thing going on ..based on that ill probably may get got for whatever i do

[MyKittehCharlie]

ummmmmmmmmmm

[kixio]

This had a chance to be a lot funnier

[thewhatofwhom]

This is fucking terrible.

[SIMPO12345]

REALLY FUNNY!!

[romthunder]

@SIMPO12345 REALLY STUPID....AND GAY

[SIMPO12345]

@romthunder Your gay..

[SIMPO12345]

@romthunder your gay..

[romthunder]

@SIMPO12345 yeah that's why i have a girlfriend?? sure... anyhow this vid is stupid and defenitely gay ok? take it ok? cuz its not gonna change whatever you will say lol hahahaha

[bladeulv]

LMAO

[Mortalvis]

LOL - "Where have you been in the last 2010 years..."

[RandyMarsh2]

hahahaha i think this was funny, arron gwelch as jesus's father!

[megoaround]

well this shit sucks

[willowmonkeyballs]

i dare you to do one with allah and mohammed ;) and mary!

[Solomon43822]

@willowmonkeyballs well with muhammad, the muslims or who ever it is who follows him, would threaten to bomb the US if they didn't take it off the air just like south park...

[DoeJane1234567]

im a christian and i find this wrong to the christian belief

[69Darkwings69]

@DoeJane1234567 I'm a Christian too and its funny and ironic when it says... "Where have you been the past 2010 years"

Hurtful but I find it so true

[IstickThingsUpMyBum]

Load of shite. 

[martyspark1]

Quality Vid :D

[hulkthefuror]

get this trash off here aniboom, waste of my time, not even funny ?

[TheePrincezzX]

so glad I got my favouite songs on youtube

[DreadyReadyGirl]

wow gods mean!

[jmathur123]

If this was actually on jeremy kyle there'd be a hell of a lot more yelling and shouting. Aaron Gwelch- who'd have thought it?

[AMPFriends]

i love how god is like putting the finger up! it funny!

[theposhnosh1]

@daveff66 Why are you filling up the pages with your nonsense? Will you just shutup about it and stop asking people questions....go and find out for yourself.

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 "Religion" and Faith are very different. I know people that are very religious. They follow strict rules in their every day life, they give to charities etcc

But yet they are not Spirit led.

Anyone can be religious.

paradoxical? No...its black and white.

[Shexxi28]

pricks

[pavle634]

I should shouldn't i

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 Doesnt mean you have to be some kind of religious nut. I bet you have an idea of some sterotype. You dont even know me.

And no, its not about religion. It is a "religion"...but thats not what its about.

Its about Jesus. Knowing him personally. Being in a relationship with him. Only good can come from him. But you dont get it so ...what can i say.

Lets hope you come to know him. Bless :)

[JawaProductions]

his head keeps bobbing damnit

[lloyeeed]

GOD ISN'T REAL!

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 Silly comments because of my beliefs?...how is that silly? whats silly about that? You were the one that started some kind of debate about "Christianity". And NOOOOOOO im not religious. Christianity is not about religion, but you wouldnt get it.

nuff of the comments. and....well i love u too. God bless.

[Piximae]

ahh i love how whenever a movie that has something about religion in it people go up in a haze and make a big argument about it, instead of enjoying the clip

good god people are so overreactive anymore

[pamew]

@frankylovesyall Racism is discrimination against Races. Religions are not Ethnic Races. Also, lots of people don't publicise stuff about Muslims because a lot of Muslims take the view that cutting off peoples heads is A-okay. Christians appear to have grown out of this phase (mostly) so they get more abuse.

[ArttraTainment]

This is a bit offending to christians.

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 Well you cant have seen one. And why have you got attitude like Im trying to preach to you? Making a meal out of me simply stating my opinion. I have just as much right as you so Im gonna keep saying what I want when I want and nothing you say means anything to me. So just stop with smart ass sarcy comments cuz its so typical of a person like you.

[TheNachoKat]

Boreing.

[amberantagonist]

._.

[singlaprety12]

This is rude. I feel weather your religous or not you shouldent make fun of other religions.

But I am deepy offended since I am Catholic that some one thinks its okay to make fun of religous people. you see making fun of religous people is teh same thing as making fun of gays.

[pamew]

@singlaprety12

" you see making fun of religous(sic) people is teh same thing as making fun of gays."

Religion is a choice.

Sexuality is not.

The two are completely incomparable.

Oh, and If I were you, I'd be more offended by the unusually high percentage of priests that are, as we speak, Doing unspeakable things to children.

I have tried to keep this civil because at a guess I'd say you're probably very young, however you should actually think in future before typing.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew I am offended but the percentage is not high liek 1% or 2% is not a high precentage. Also sexuality may not be a choice but it still doesent give you the right to make fn of religon.

[pamew]

@singlaprety12 Actually, after the last bout it's now been realised it's closer to 6%, which is actually 4% higher than the regular population, and, let's clarify here, these are supposed to be people who can be trusted.

Okay, so you've no problem lying to make your religion look better, that's pretty bad, but what got me was this: "it still doesent give you the right to make fn of religion"

Actually, I do have the right. It's called freedom of speech. Live with it.

[VmanMysta]

C'mon guys, calm down its just a video -_-'

[Nefelle]

Love it!Gratz to the animator!

And for those who are offended by this: Just accept a different opinion, I'm not acting as being offened when you pass on me your opinion (cause thats what its about)

So just let everybody express freely, its better than supress it, cause anyway it is already there

(pardon my english, not my 1st lang)

[hulkthefuror]

remove video

[AtarashiiKira]

@hulkthefuror LOL why? its great

[Peachiko]

@Tpar1234 No, what people need to do is remember respect, even on the internet.

[raven00312]

this was a bad video.

[ekf501]

lol did not expect that :P

[joeygaines1]

LOL

[EpicGamma]

@reimondinio Using my comment as yours...yup, SO ORIGINAL...

[reimondinio]

@EpicGamma i would love that not only me had used it , but also who agree with those words should do the same ... and i see that those words cost to aniboom many subscribers ... and you did good job if there could be the ''like'' in bigger size, i would put the biggest ..

[rillegas08]

Why not call it "Maury"? Oh yeah, that's copyrighted.

[ThisHatvd]

im an atheist and this vid sucks ass

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 You missed out the Miracles part....

And because i know God, anything you say is from worldy blind eyes so it doesn't mean anything. Sorry.

[pamew]

@lozzymagoo Ah yes, like the miracle of the millions currently dying of AIDS, the miracle of bone cancer in children, the miracle of Pedophile/Rapist priests, the miracle of Adolf Hitler (the lovely devout catholic that he was)...Need I go on?

You know what the funny thing about miracles is? plenty of testament from religious people, zero tangible evidence.

Oh, also the entire bible is ludicrous lol, kthanxbai.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew hitler wasent a devot catholic. some one killing jews when jesus was jewish. stop making up lies

[pamew]

@singlaprety12 "stop making up lies."

Hitler was baptised a Roman catholic, Had exclusive education rights agreements with the Vatican (meaning the vatican was in charge of Nazi education! fun!), Constantly cited the betrayal of Jesus by the Jews as his inspiration for killing them all (again, fact), the majority of Nazi soldiers were Catholic themselves, and he was an avid bible reader. Oh, also being called a liar by someone who denies that there's a lot of pedo priests around is HILARIOUS!

[singlaprety12]

@pamew Well ignorance is not a part of my faith and the vatican does not represent me or God it has gone currupt. Oh I never denied pedo preists I just said 1% 2%. Thats not a high percentage.

[pamew]

@singlaprety12 And again, stop bullshitting. Even the Vatican's (for obvious reasons, very conservative) estimates say around 5%, which is considerably higher than average in the general population. You can keep bullshitting about it for as long as you like, you're only gonna fool yourself.

Oh, why do you "hate" Barack Obama btw? You do realise the bible frowns upon hating fellow Christians right?

Also "chemtrails" are exhaust fumes from planes you Neanderthal.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew Your an ass.....okay. Obama is not Christian and I don't even think he is muslim. I mean its not Christian to support live birth aboetian amnd cover the christian cross. Also Chemtrails are real in some places and I happen to believe the goverment is in the interest in money instead of the people. also you seem to criticise me for no reason. I orginaly said no ones faith should be criticised. And you also shouldent jugde and sterotype.

[pamew]

@singlaprety12 "your an ass"

That should be "you're" and jesus taught to turn the other cheek. Lol, you fail at being a Christian xD

I'm also not Stereotyping* anyone, and Barack Obama had his daughters baptised and is a regular church-goer. And you think abortion is totally wrong? what about women who've been raped? pregnancies where the foetus is so deformed that it'll live a life of agony and ridicule? Pregnancies that threaten to kill both the child AND mother? Answer that one.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew I never claimed I was a perfect Christian. Also I was talking about abortion where the baby is killed as its being born. I not talking about abortion in general and I do not want to answer your question.

[pamew]

Haha, wow, you have a moronic understanding of live delivery abortion don't you? Do you actually think they wait until 9 months for the baby to be born naturally and the ncurb stomp it or something?

the baby isn't "being born", Live delivery abortion is where a foetus (that is incapable of feeling pain or having thoughts, that's why the legal limit is set), is flushed out of the body by inducing simulated labour. It is only used in cases where invasive surgery would harm the mother.

[pamew]

@pamew And you don't want to answer my question?

Might that possibly be because you disagree with abortion on religious principle, but you also realise that for many women there's no alternative?

I'm kidding, that would require SOME degree of rational thought.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew repying to your own comment.. lol. Besides I actualy never accounted for religon on the issue of abortian. If your raped the baby should not be punished for what the rapist did,its not right to get punished for some one elses wrng doing. If the baby will kill the mother whats the point of allowing him/her to live if both will die anyways., and if the illness is so great were the baby will be a vegtable and live in agony really depends. I can rationaly think you shithole

[pamew]

If you have a reply that's too long for one comment, you respond to the first comment you made so they run in chronological order. It's just common sense. "the baby should not be punished." It's not about "punishment", If the mother doesn't want a child and doesn't want a child that is the product of rape, who are you to say they're not allowed to abort? As for "why should you let them live", there are PLENTY of conditions where aborting the feotus WILL save the mother's life.

[singlaprety12]

@pamew no im not taking about that /watch?v=QUr0jCbcPNc

also why do you assume i am a idiot. why dont you stop steryotyping me assuming i am very dumb, If you do it to me why not other races,religons, genders, sexuality, ect. Or is it true you only tolerate who agrees with you..

[pamew]

@singlaprety12 You don't actually understand stereotypes do you? For starters, all I know is that you're a woman/child and a Christian. I don't know anything else about you. So what is this stereotype you keep mentioning exactly?

And the link to the video you provided shows EXACTLY what I was referring to. That is NOT a fully matured baby, it's a foetus. Again, it's EXACTLY the same as a regular abortion, except the foetus is flushed out when invasive surgery isn't an option.

[thadaddy333]

@pamew actually in america they have live birth abortions, where the baby is killed as emerges from the womb

[pamew]

@thadaddy333 Aaaaaand again I ambiguously worded to mae it sound liek a fully mature baby is being done in with bats.

A live birth abortion is when invasive surgery poses a risk to the mother and the foetus (not baby) is flushed out of the womb. It's awful, but it saves lives and reduces the chances of rendering a woman with impeded fertility.

[lozzymagoo]

@pamew Catholic?...well thats another whole story....

[lozzymagoo]

@pamew We are living in a broken world because of sin and human nature. Thats the whole point of Jesus. To give us life, even in a world like this.

Rapists, murderers, AIDS, addictions, abortions, pornography, terorrism...everything bad comes from satan, dark forces that do exist. Thats what you see when you look at this world. And satan is a liar. And if you belong to this world you will be decieved and hateful towards what is only good for you.

Thats the truth, my friend.

[pamew]

@lozzymagoo Peopel cause evil, stop blaming an imaginary creature and deal with it.

As for the last part, hardly, I don't believe in your best friend and I lead perfectly moral life. Charity work, it's really rather lovely. Your ridiculous claim that "goodness" comes from religion alone is laughable. Congratulations, you're utterly insular.

[aveyowyns]

I wonder if animboom would've allowed an animation of this type about Mohammad?

[giogorajora]

ANIBOOM, this is not a good way to raise your reputation. it offends people...

[wachagondoo]

Ya well, so it ain't that funny... Booo hoo go the hardline christians, "Oh LAWD dey done dissed God and Jeebus, and done callt Mary a whoe-a" Well, my good sanctimonious phoniouses, You HAVE to forgive them, or your goin ta hell.

[left4sean]

@wachagondoo I'm christian im not offended by the lame jokes just the fact that it's fucking awful....

[MydniteDaun]

This isn't a place for people to fight over religious beliefs...if you wanna do that, you should message each other and not force your beliefs onto the aniBOOM staff who are just posting other peoples' videos...Anyway. While I didn't think this was extremely funny, I did have an internal "Lawl" at it. :D I love most of your videooosss aniBOOM.

[lozzymagoo]

@daveff66 Answered prayers and miracles count as evidence to people that dont know God. And what about feelings and emotions inside of you...you cant touch them, so why do you believe they exist? ...Because you feel it although you cannot see it. You know it is real.

I cant explain something to you that you dont know anything about. You only know what you want to believe so Im not going to tell you otherwise because our spirits are different.

[mjfan123100]

aniBOOM your getting alot of bad feedback.

[wrightyp100]

Good idea, but not the greatest. People certainly shouldn't have unsubscribed for this. One not quite the usual quality egg and you run a mile? Please.

[Shas01]

yeah i unsubbed as well like that was just plain stupid

[katara57]

"Excuse me, this is my show- don't come on here as if you're creator of the world".

That was..the only thing that made me smile just a teeny bit..unnoticeable though...lol.... This really was a bit bland..

The animation was fine for..this type of thing but..it's..just the script and the voices... they just have no feeling in it..

I'm a Christian and this wasn't really offensive at all to me..

[katara57]

@katara57

But..could you guys just try to look back over your old videos (like the one with the little girl planning an invasion plan with her teddybears because her mom sent her to her room as a punishment XD) or any other videos made in that time- and recapture the humor, messages, or even the cuteness from there.. and..put them into your future videos? ^-^'''

[elliedaydream]

he seemed more like simon cowel rather then jeremy kyle.

[XXXLFan]

YaY!



[SecretAgent068]

bunch of whiny bitches...lighten up already. If you want to get offended by something, just look at what the current administration is doing to this country and wake the fuck up. Morons.