MST3K 1001 Soultaker 6/10

[MelancholyRose]

Did Visine and Sam's Club pay them?

[lickstickly]

anyone else think that news report had a surprising amount of infortmation, have yet to see a news report that tells me the exact time that a life support system will be turned off for a random car crash victim

[textthing]

@lickstickly

And I'm really digging the live coverage.

[coffeetea720]

If I was Natalie's friend, you know the one who left her behind at the festival with no ride home so she could go fuck her boyfriend... I would feel REAL bad right about now. Bitch.

[EmilyDNelson]

Those have to be the epitome of granny panties.

[kftc88]

Honestly, I'd probably consider the Soultaker's offer. But then I'd have already figured out that I'm essentially dead about 5 minutes after the car crash.

[gotch09]

Testicles are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO over rated!!!!!!!!!

[DickieAnginson]

"Um, they're GONE."

[Unwyze]

"The doctor's have declared my daughter brain dead"

Actually, she was like that before the wreck.

[thetallguy5192]

"Oh, that's right. Dogs can't see idiots."

"Come on, you sissy."

"Oh. Aruff ruff."

[Beast9156]

There was a bra under her bra

[LuxVertas]

Best moment Ever:

Crow looking for an eye cleaner whilst Tom and Mike enjoy a underwear scene! Perfect!

[rettic]

"Is that your decision then?"

Chaa shuurr shi shishen shen?

[kungfooligan]

@rettic You have know idea how hard I had to try not to spit Dr. Pepper all over my living room when I heard that.

[FuzzboxVoodoo94]

Now she takes off the wig and it's.... KEVIN BACON!!!!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"No, no - she's spurning a clown!" "I like that, too!"

LOL That whole thing was amazing.

[smashfanwii]

That eye scene with Crow was pure win! LOL!

[mst3KGf]

"It's okay. Testicles are overrated." "I'm gonna go withhold sex from your father." "I declare it 'Lick Me Day.'" "Is there even a name for Mom's little sickness?" "Lot of dust bunnies under here." "The still pictures are moving faster than the actual movie." "So a seven iron knocks him cold, but a gun does nothing?" "Ah, I've done that on Spring Break dozens of times." "My husband says things he doesn't mean." "I like fudge." "You don't mean that!"

[sexyglexy]

Ewww I instantley need councling..lol

[Gigrantula58]

Greg Louganis in the role of a lifetime.

[JesusConvictScorpion]

hey, this movie just got kinda good and creepy

[NYG4LIFE123]

Wasn't this movie also an episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark? And also an M Night Shamalan

[Theburn77]

Lilithfairism, haha

[PyrozPlayground]

That's your dishishesha... XD

[Mario500NOW]

John Edd Thompson, a former weather reporter for WALA-TV in Mobile, Alabama, was the news presenter on the TV screen and "The News 10" mentioned by the reporter at the hospital was the brand name for WALA-TV's news operation at the time "Soultaker" was made.

[rmssw]

"I checked on the tub. It still has several more hours."

"I'll knock you on your ass, mom, so help me."

"Gypsy, you've gotta have eye wash...that big-ass eye of yours."

"So how dead's your kid?"

[antgav79]

If ANYONE ever asks me for a comment i will proclame it lick me day!!!

[Amack2]

wait, why didn't he just take the dude's soul while he was holding him?

[CzarPeterPWCFD]

What happens to Crow at the underwear scene is so relatable

"Did you say she's turning around?"

"No, I said she's spurning a clown"

Yep. Happens to me all the time.

[BlueEyes7452]

Umm...THEY'RE GONE.

[suichi98]

12 issues for 12 dollars! hahahaha

[EternalGuardian07]

Greg Louganis in the role of a lifetime.

[wilhelm1974]

testicles are overrated...

[soad19152003]

I'm ready for the Japanese Tea ceremony

[Dulcimerist]

7:00 He is quoting John Fogerty's "Eye of the Zombie" song!!!

[s1lverfalcon]

You know, this scene becomes even more disturbing when you think of the mom the way Mike and the bots describe her: as a drag queen missing his wig.

[Howlthrug]

"Eew. I instantly need counseling."

[treyblowski]

my husband has a tendency to say things he dosent mean

"i like fudge"

you dont mean that

[JimGrim90]

Oh GOD that's the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

[CarryLarry]

No, she's spurning a clown.

I'd like that to!

[Youngmantime]

"I'll knock you on your ass mom, so help me."  1:48 LMFAO

[Fabsun]

I like fudge.

[CarryLarry]

@Fabsun You don't mean that.

[bowiehero]

Dashidishishisheh?

[00madbox00]

the soultaker has 2 emotions: confusion and boner hahahahaha :D

[ChaoticYak]

EW! I instantly need counseling.

[pretorious700]

you could land a plane on those underpants

[textthing]

Why is there live coverage from the hospital?

[MINSANEvideos]

Crow goes off screen to masturbate XD

[rememberization]

"Gypsy, you gotta have eye wash with that big ass eye of yours!"

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

Oh Crap I think I seen this but forgot to record it for keeps.

[BlackNoir]

In the 90's

the hair was fried,

the underpants were large,

and MST3K was fucking awesome.

[montyburns9999]

What does Mike say at 4:03???????

[montyburns9999]

I think that this news reporter is the best actor in the movie.

[ChaoticYak]

Your mom is weird.

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

Your about to witness nudity in a movie, but you eyes start to itch, theres a Visine for that.

Thank you.

[sullivan328]

s0 many 60 Minutes references

[FlamingoKicker]

They should do some episodes of LOST

[juanvega5]

dishishion...jejjejeje

[mothglitter]

I wasn't thinking that the Sixth Sense was a rip-off of this so much as The Invisible was. I liked it, but yeah.

[Theburn77]

lilithfairism

[InterEDGE]

"i like fudge."

"you don't mean that!."

[ExclusiveCheese]

Poor Crow. Getting something in his eye at the good part. I bet he never gets any action up there in space.

[vincentpricesnephew]

@ExclusiveCheese only with Mike

[Dragonfist12185]

3:56 poor crow he's missing it

[ChaoticYak]

All this plus Andy Rooney!

[RavnDream]

"So, a 7-iron knocks him cold but a gun does nothing!"

[AL52Dragon]

Wow, this movie is bad. After the first hour, I finally get that they're actually dead and only their souls remain. That took way too long for a real movie. Twilight of the 80's for sure!

[urquhart2001]

Clearly, The Sixth Sense was a total rip-off of this movie.

[AL52Dragon]

Yeah, but a Hollywood rip-off that didn't suck major ass? That's new. But the Sixth Sense was awesome.

[kieveru]

"Oh, that right. Dogs can't see idiots." lol

[zorroazulapex]

6:02 Oh, Servo teasing Crow and Mike mediating, so cute. XD I know I should really just relax, but I find it funny those two're attracted to humans. Joel, what kind of programmer are you.

[abmstie]

Does anyone else think the ceiling fans in this movie are inordinately loud?

[snikt2k10]

So far, the most genuinly shocking part in this movie was when they showed that Marlboro's used to cost $1.84 a pack. It surprised me, anyway.

[RiderAndKallen]

"I proclaim it 'Lick me' day!"

Kind of funny how at 3:55 Mike mistakes her stockings for pantyhose.

[TalkingDevoB52]

Gee, thats odd I just posted

[DrWhiggs]

What kind of journalist asks the parents "when are you gonna pull the plug?"

[theasdodge]

SOmeone working for FOX News?

[tagginos]

Gypsy, you gotta have eyewash. That bigass eye of yours!

[Delta4845]

2:52 DULL SURPRISE!

[Pierciovan]

"I saw alot, I saw EVERYTHING! N'yah n'yah!"

[VerySourLemon]

7:56-7:59

LOL

[AuburnRed1]

Poor Crow missed the nude scene. :D

One wierd Mom, er Soultaker. :D

"Don't be scared, Natalie I got him."

"Zaht's yer secision jhen?"

[rsilkw2]

Oh that's right! Dogs can't see idiots....

[KingxInxYellow]

Anyone else realise that they were watching some guys watching some guy watching a TV?

[XionsDruid]

@ KingxInxYellow

Anyone else realise that you're the world's dumbest douche?

If you can't appreciate the humor, then why are you still watching it? this is part 6 of 10, you're obviously still interested. So shut the fuck up.

[tenfed1861]

"Oh that's right.Dogs can't see idiots".

[Reelbigearth]

she would make a terrible porn actress.

she would spent the entire movie just taking off her panties

[UpSky2]

Something about this movie is WRONG (and no, not just the PeepingMom-ism): When 'Tonya Harding' comes in the door, she makes a horrid face and screams when she sees Mom's home! but then she says she's So Glad she's here... it's as if they scripted and filmed her coming home and seeing Mom, and then thought, "But Mom can't see her unless...?" and then interpolated the whole Joe Estevez Is Mom stuff in to 'repair' it. ?

Also: memories aren't in sepia, unless they're photographic memories! ;-)

[Havokshammer]

She's got that same creepy, flat face that the chick in Parts: The Clonus Horror had.

[dethbyhashi]

lol spurning a clown lol

[tarlcabot18]

I like fudge.

You don't MEAN that.

[xenu4life]

Damn, those are some giant panties. o_O

[CaptainPolaris]

"I saw a lot. I saw everything."

[tobybirdmann]

grannie panties for a sexy bath scene?

[Ututwhynot]

how the hel can the mother see them?

[AncelDeLambert]

Nudity nudity nudity!

[baronvg]

4:22 The mom looks like Rachel Dratch. lol

[mrhat1978]

"your mom's weird!"

[badluckshadow13]

Her mother watching her was, in my opinion, the creepiest part of the movie, hell it was the creepiest MST3K scene I've ever seen...

[FIGOMAN11]

Three of their friends just died by in what in there mind is a serial killer, and she is taking a bath??

[heartseed]

Being chased by a serial killer can be, like, TOTALLY stressful.

[Reelbigearth]

I KNOW!

I was just being chased by a serial killer, but it gave me somethin to tweet and facebook about while taking my clothes off in slow motion.

[ManaAdvent]

"Now she takes off the wig, and it's Kevin Bacon!"

LOL

[Tareltonlives]

It's pretty funny how the intercutting of the undressing and the peeping just seems like it's from a completely different movie (besides, it's like playing "give and take the boner" with the male audience)

[trapadoored]

all the scenes with this particular actress only seem to be able to take my boners.

[trapadoored]

@Tareltonlives ironic that joel guested in this episode because in the joel era the bots NEVER would have been allowed to act so pervy while watching the movie. He should have been in there riffing with them for the shower scene so he could scold them like the old days.(although they are roughly 505 years older then they were when they last saw Joel-you would think they would have hit bot puberty by now.)

[SamuraiFoochs]

Oof, he got turned into a John Stamos brand lawn dart by the Soultaker there. Ouch.

[sokarsfleet]

I miss UPN it showed the best movies.

[VioletShadow84]

Oh that's right, I forgot dogs can't see idiots...lol

[StoneColdSergio]

"So how dead is your kid?"

Are there varying levels of deadness? Like extra dead? Or dead with a little braindead on the side?

[numberfourtytwo]

2:10 to 6:04 is the best part, I could hardly breath I was laughing so much! "You know if she turns around..." ROFLMAO

[BeeDub57]

"I'm instantly dressed!"

[SevereRepugnance]

"Is there even a name for mom's little sickness here?"

"Lillith Fairism"

[johnnui]

im going to go withhold sex from your father XD

[cubefn]

"So a seven iron knocks him cold but a shotgun does.....nothing!"

[GunshyPigeon]

wait.... @8:48 or soemthing did that annoucer say 'calling Docter wocter'? lol

maybe it was just me

[intothemyst]

My grandmother has the same awful wallpaper in her bedroom that is in the bathroom scene in this movie. That's creepy. I'll never see it the same way.

[vampirehunterme]

"gypsy you must have some eye wash, with that big ass eye of yours"

LMAO. that wasnt even a riff and it slayed e. crow is the man...err...bot

[jarosson]

well...testicles are over-rated.

HA!

[mcgihoh]

"Ew, I INSTANTLY need counceling!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

"I was gonna give em a piggyback ride, but I slipped...."

[rushnerd]

LOL@the entire bath scene!

[flandersfails]

I presume this was a straight to video release?

[vlcupper]

More like straight-to-dumpster.

[mutranrules]

straight to your face

[RadialSkid]

No, it was a theatrical release. It premiered on six screens nationwide (seriously).

The movie's budget was $242,000, and it made $233,000 theatrically. When you add home video sales, television rights (I actually saw this movie on UPN years ago), and rentals, the film actually managed to turn a minor profit.

[vlcupper]

It's considered a hit compared to Major Movie Star.

[flandersfails]

thanks, I did not know that.

[Yapshire]

@RadialSkid Well, the bible does say that the wicked always seem to prosper.

[Dragmack]

don't miss the terrifying "water turning offing".

[johnnyo3535]

"I like fudge" "You don't mean that"

[johnnyo3535]

"She's spurning a clown"

[Sudenak]

"Well I like that too!"

[CCNuck]

Huh, "Mom" is actually a pretty good actress.

[Frazier03]

"Eew. I instantly need counseling." 3:04

[jodiefostersarmy]

Zak's synapses sure are slow firing.

[willfreedo]

"I've got an offer for you too: let him go!"

What the fuck, that's not an offer. An offer susually involves offering something.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Patient of the Month...LMAO LMAO

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

"Heh, remember when you caught me doing this to YOU, Mike?" LOL!!! Now I'm picturing Mike getting ready for a bath and Crow looking through the crack of the door breathing like a perv.

[OonaCanute]

What the HELL is going on with the slow-motion stripping scene and the mom spying on her, smiling all the while???

[Darkshine42]

It's the soul taker in disguise. Normal people can't see Zak and Natalie

[SonnyGTA]

I have like 30 of these on tape. I LOVE this show!

[Dinodain]

"I like Fudge!"

[vlcupper]

You don't mean that!

[sidrad]

"Lotta dust bunnies under here."

[malkavian1161]

is there a SLOWER mo?

[rasmus90]

Yes, slowest-mo. :)

[816954]

why the hell is a related video to this (and all mst3k) is blowjob girl?

[Llamabob9]

who knows?

[TalkingDevoB52]

i couldn't tell you WHY other than it's comedy, and actually it's pretty funny

[pretorious700]

you are banned from MST3K posting for life

[thuggin83]

I love how Servo was concerned when Crow was blinded and then he completely turns around and starts with tha "WOW" als0 loved when Servo rubs it in to Crow and he is enraged!!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Am I the only one who thinks that the whole mom/daughter thing was unnecessary and creepy.

[psychicwhoosh]

I thought it was pretty hot; but then again I am a registered offender,

[MartianBuddy88]

Personally, I'm glad that the Soultaker guy didn't posess her father. That would have taken it to another level of creepy.

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

"Gypsy! You've got to have eyewash! What with that big-ass eye of yours..."

[PerfectKirby]

"Hell no!"

[christimacc]

Oh, for crying out loud, this movie is awful!

[sidrad]

Of course.

Why else would it be shown here?

[dc3te]

That is the biggest granny panty the world has ever know!

[Reelbigearth]

I know, Is she wearing a diaper or something?

Must have forgotten to stop wearing it after working so hard on the script to this movie.

You know how script writers are...they can never leave their work can they?

[horcruxkiller]

I like their point on how he couldn't be shot, but he could be easily knocked out cold when hit on the head. The writers couldn't decide if he was dead, I think.

[scarfacefan19]

haha yea...