it's funny,we are so brainwashed this was funny but we see the same thing with the other colored people and we think differently, i'm so glad the kids in college now are so much smarter than us..they can get ghetto and snuff white like its cool.......college students keep rocking
So in conclusion, it must be noted, that if one is to assume that the individual in this video, who goes by the name of Natalie Portman, is believed to be one bad ass mother fucker, one would be undoubtedly correct and should hit him/her self in their face for even doubting the fact.
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Normally she's so sweet. but wow, I rewatched the star wars prequels, and Was just waiting for her to start hurting somebody. Seriously, She was TOO good during this segment.
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Why was the [seriously not] funny guy wearing a daft "Viking" costume? He may have written it but he just ruined it by giving himself a little guest spot at the end.
haha this song is hilarious i heard it from my friend cause her name is natale too lol & i didnt believe that that was actually natalie portman cause most famous people wouldn't do stuff like that, which i think is really cool of her :)
1:17 ohmygosh...fav line
RATATAT1901 1 week ago
my censored is scared of you....
briangothic1970 2 weeks ago
She is soooo incredibly awesome!
MsElkyBelky 2 weeks ago
i think i have a lady boner...
LilPinkFuzzyMonster 3 weeks ago
She wasn't like this in star wars...
Lonehangman 3 weeks ago
hahaha! vikings!!! xD
j3nniferable 3 weeks ago
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THAEIGHTBALL88 4 weeks ago
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i fucking hate her!
RoselliMarco 1 month ago
@RoselliMarco You mad bro?
AzraelLeichten 3 days ago
@AzraelLeichten No, I just can't stand Natalie Portman.
RoselliMarco 19 minutes ago
This actually exists. Ho-ly fuck.
Metatronflaren 1 month ago 2
................what about your wal-mart baby?
MissSmiley017 2 months ago
WHY THE HELL IS HE DRESSED LIKE VIKING !???!!?!
superholyrubberducky 2 months ago 2
Natalie you a bad ass. lol
Sherrieturtle 2 months ago
The only thing I don't get is why he's wearing a viking costume?
afcaffan 2 months ago
@afcaffan why wouldn't he is the better question here.
BATTLEAXERIST 2 months ago
@BATTLEAXERIST True... but I would hardly call it ganster.
afcaffan 2 months ago
@afcaffan it's really not even gangster. It's more...poetic.
BATTLEAXERIST 1 month ago
@BATTLEAXERIST LOL
mystie1941 1 month ago
@afcaffan
Flavor Flav parody.
LlamaInk 1 month ago
OMG!! what was this for??
phantomwaltz 2 months ago
@phantomwaltz For the funz?
JanWey91 2 months ago
You're pretty ;)
guygibbboney 2 months ago
I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you
Condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you?
Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker, drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die
HuszseIN 2 months ago
V really made her how she is now :P
ArchonDub 2 months ago
it's funny,we are so brainwashed this was funny but we see the same thing with the other colored people and we think differently, i'm so glad the kids in college now are so much smarter than us..they can get ghetto and snuff white like its cool.......college students keep rocking
miguelbovine10 2 months ago
27 people are paying for Natalies dry cleaning
luvlifewuv2laff 3 months ago
"Put my foot down your throat, until you shit in my shoe" (lmao)
26785429 3 months ago
"All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick!"
hahaha crazy ass bitch! funny as hell!
AllTheSubjects 3 months ago 2
hahahahahaha
I look up to you being a star and psychology grad at harvard.
And I must say you really have a personality...
And I kinds respect your confidence and being a versatile actress...
But girl you are soo PSYCHE in this video and I know u have fun making this coz i can't stop laughing with unbeleivable expression
23kendz 3 months ago
GOD Damn sooooooo good
thekook33 3 months ago
Dios mio como adoro a esta mujer. Creo que hoy me pasare todo el dia con la sonrisa en la cara recordando este video.
hoynotomorrow 3 months ago
stfu and suck myyy XD
utopiax88 3 months ago
stupid cencorship
Gremas 3 months ago
WHAAAT?!
mikewantssomeapple 4 months ago
ANNA TORV COULD RAP WAY BETTER THAN NATALIE PORTMAN!
khidak1 4 months ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hellogoodbye0110 4 months ago
This Screwed up nut job, is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen.
DragozaurianX 4 months ago
So in conclusion, it must be noted, that if one is to assume that the individual in this video, who goes by the name of Natalie Portman, is believed to be one bad ass mother fucker, one would be undoubtedly correct and should hit him/her self in their face for even doubting the fact.
MyInterwebs 4 months ago 3
BEEP FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS.
harrychalcraft 4 months ago
OH my god. She would play the perfect Jack, from Mass Effect I just realized!
RaptaFace 4 months ago 4
I NEVER KNOW EMINEM HAS A SISTER!!:)
christyxng 5 months ago 6
25 people got smashed in the face with a chair by Natalie Portman!
fireroy117 5 months ago 2
*smash chair in head* no more questions
GOD I would love to do that!
coolgirlluvsupre 5 months ago 3
i cry
Wathafuckmazafuck 5 months ago
WE LOVE YOU NATALIE! I WANNA F*CK YOU TOO! xD
TwilightBelievers 6 months ago 101
@TwilightBelievers llooool...
ilisten2musicc 2 months ago
Damn shes so hardcore i forgot what song i was going to watch next
BluntSmoker77420 6 months ago 6
impersonation of real wild cat, if you ever seen one, you know what I mean
smurk143 6 months ago
SHE CAN RAP, ACT, AND SHES A HARVERD GRATUATE,SHE@S MY ROLE MODEL
andrewhbarratt 7 months ago 68
Watch sittin on the toilet strawberry style. It is absolutley hilarious!!
MrTdoylee 7 months ago
my name is natalie.
but im not cool as her
*sigh*
natalie20136 7 months ago
2:00 she looks so fine dancing this way
fgrzejszczyk 8 months ago
Is this real?
miniisminxy 9 months ago
who could dislike this...
she's so hotttttttttttt
macauleymcCulkin 10 months ago
and the grammy goes toooooooooooooooooo....
neonraveon 10 months ago
haha all i want to do is fuck all night!
jmhs14 1 year ago
So white people really can rap better than black people
theguy1991 1 year ago 2
@theguy1991
White women can rap better than black men.
RamSama 11 months ago 3
@RamSama Right you are
theguy1991 11 months ago
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@RamSama Right you are
theguy1991 11 months ago
Ha ha ha I never said I was a roll model
Huntchasedown 1 year ago
@Huntchasedown role
groundge2 1 year ago
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dreamt98 1 year ago
i got it embedable, so u can post it
MsMishaLondon 1 year ago
i got embedable
MsMishaLondon 1 year ago
OMG, she's awesome!
CodePink85 1 year ago
"...and to all the dudes you know im talking to you, we love you natilie, I wanna F*** you to" Best line in the song
starkreality70 1 year ago
female eminem
theparadiser 1 year ago 6
"hey Natalie! I wanna fuck you too!!!" hilarious! Natalie's da best!!
etherealsupernatural 1 year ago
Funny shit right there... add me!
TheZinkboy 1 year ago
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wow no wonder why anakin choked the fuck out of her
miller4312 1 year ago
DO NOT MESS WITH PADME AMIDALA !!
OneKid122 1 year ago 5
She's Padme from star wars.
Josewazheretoday 1 year ago
IS THERE THIS VIDEO WITHOUT THIS HULU SHIT?
IOjhjdhf 1 year ago
It's disturbing seeing her rap like that rofl. Funny as hell
norcalnewbie 1 year ago
she's cute
933236 1 year ago
#HOTTT
hwaforumtk 1 year ago
#LOL
kdapo 1 year ago
im in love with a short haired crazy chick ughhh i wish i was older
nebknx 1 year ago
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redheadroxybabe 1 year ago
hahaha, epic :D
BrotherBloat 2 years ago 3
dude there should be a Michael Cera one.
SiCSiXSEX 2 years ago 6
No that would be fucktarded.
iliekwaffles 2 years ago
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oh, just like you?
SiCSiXSEX 2 years ago 3
No i was thinking of you.
iliekwaffles 2 years ago
how sweet.
SiCSiXSEX 2 years ago
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deagla2 2 years ago
She is hot!!!!sexy and crazy everything I like in a girl
hypermaina 2 years ago
Spa-che-man!!
debsk86 2 years ago 2
LOL LOL She's like one crazy, psycho but innocent-looking angellll ^^
kuchikirukialovers 2 years ago
sweet vid!
MrTcandela08 2 years ago
She's awesome!
"Natalie you are a bad ass bitch" xD
GirlUnderSky 2 years ago 5
uhm......no comment.......O.o
Wh0GoTIc3D 2 years ago
I cant stop watching this...shes so cute. Shes like a little psychotic angel!
loren1283 2 years ago 81
@loren1283 Y U So Pedobear? )))
TheQartvel 2 months ago
haha lmfao thats funny shit
headhunter257 2 years ago 2
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shes so hot.
do0my33 2 years ago
oh god she must have had so much fun making this
HitsugayasHime 2 years ago 145
@HitsugayasHime Not as much fun as making black swan. hahahaha.
JEFFTHEWRIGHT 3 months ago
i love her hair XD
HitsugayasHime 2 years ago 4
oh god this is to funny
anieciacanty 2 years ago
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Luv this song
homeyemo 2 years ago
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i hate this dumb jew bitch. if everyone knew that she hates goys and her goy fans then she wouldnt be famous.
bingo191 2 years ago
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funny but sad..........
TrueM83 2 years ago
hahahahaha, she's funny. kool, if a little scary, idea
soundd
amipornonline 2 years ago 5
It's the On a boat guy there!
Friikki111 2 years ago
Ya because he wrote that song he's from The lonely island and this is one of their songs from their album (incredibad) His name is Andy samberg
ThunderD15 2 years ago
you mean Andy Samberg
JizzInMyPant1 2 years ago
andy samberg
IloveJoshRamsay131 2 years ago
Normally she's so sweet. but wow, I rewatched the star wars prequels, and Was just waiting for her to start hurting somebody. Seriously, She was TOO good during this segment.
MrWolf316 2 years ago 3
Got to love SNL lol
Adideva3 2 years ago 3
Dude, she's better in this than any movie I've actually watched of hers.
Kerisa 2 years ago 3
i like that video!!!!
merilent 2 years ago
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Why was the [seriously not] funny guy wearing a daft "Viking" costume? He may have written it but he just ruined it by giving himself a little guest spot at the end.
Squirrelfish 2 years ago
natalie being gangsta I DIGGG!!!!!
slickbnx 2 years ago 2
WHY is she doing this omno???
Andreyaza 2 years ago
: D
dabeast1s 2 years ago
hahaha no argument with your rebuttal!
miwsher 2 years ago
haha this song is hilarious i heard it from my friend cause her name is natale too lol & i didnt believe that that was actually natalie portman cause most famous people wouldn't do stuff like that, which i think is really cool of her :)
a90210 2 years ago 6
dood i didnt think it was her till i googled it. lmao
largehashbrowns 2 years ago 2
The guy you're saying is not funny is the guy who wrote it, and the girl you think is funny, just sang what he wrote.
miwsher 2 years ago
lol samberg doing his little freestyle on 2:25
urmomsarental 2 years ago
2:25 XXDDDDD
yeodawgwereuat 2 years ago
unconquered is better :) i still love it
beurlton1 2 years ago
you mean uncensored num nuts
ruma17 2 years ago 2
watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0
tiyenin 2 years ago
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tiyenin 2 years ago
you all realize that andy samberg and the other guys from the lonely island wrote this
ZombicidalSurvival 2 years ago
W0W! That is amazinqq!
ThatsKrazzzy 2 years ago
The part where she breaks the bottle on her head is fucking HOT
FarthestManFromHome 2 years ago
thats what i was thinking lol
GaShLeY 2 years ago
The interviewer's a dick.
ForbiddenVegetable 2 years ago
"I wanna fuck u too!" - 1:19
LMAO!!!
kingzflames 2 years ago 6
this song cracks me up like the rest of the album.
Insane ass song. the girl can rap.
Moral of the story, don't fuck with natalie, that is like commiting suicide lol
RedflameBlazze9 2 years ago 3
you are a badass bitch! HEEEEELL YEAH!!
Puyo499 2 years ago 2
Oh yeah i'd fuck her alright! Yeah oh yeah!
GoRla89 2 years ago 4
What is is with everyone disabling the Embed.....
IJtheNinja 2 years ago 8
D-zam! she's all hard to the core!
lol i love this
like8you 2 years ago
that just natalie portman sexier, shhiiiitttt
bigvato20 2 years ago 4
"I'll sit right down on your face...
AND TAKE A SHIT!"
"My dick is scared of you, girl!"
DktPlayer 2 years ago 10
This chick makes all current rappers look like bitches! Scary but hot.
10manuel07 2 years ago 89
i DO wanna fuck her too!!! lol
ninjadudes4 2 years ago 3
She's so smart, and so hot! She's perfection in a female. Apparently, she's also a hardcore muthafucka!
Poundage2794 2 years ago 15
Oh yeaaah! haha..
idzani 2 years ago 3
0:43-0:47
dilga234 2 years ago 3
Awesome!
XCLOBEAR89X 2 years ago
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PhantomStudiosInc 2 years ago
i wanna fuck you too lol haha
WohUrHere 2 years ago
omg what happend to padme!?! oO
streamgen 2 years ago
hahahaha so cool.
kakadino1 2 years ago
Wow, I know she's a good actress, but I have new respect for her now. Lol.
Obby16 2 years ago 3
L0L! that was very funny...
jedudzta 2 years ago
I don't know if I'm more turned on or more scared.
Tatarraan 2 years ago 8
is that reli her??
gniall12 2 years ago
yea
Kaneturok 2 years ago
yeah lol it is
ripstikmaster13 2 years ago
"we love u natalie"
"I wanna f*** u too!"
a0puncfan 2 years ago 3
i love incredibad
Grievous69 2 years ago 2
I think I'm more in love with Natalie Portman now!
avarose33 2 years ago 10
"ill kill ur fucking dog for fun" lolz
SkATesWIthHiSlaKai 2 years ago
lmaoooo
this reminds me of my friend natalie
mymojoismoney 2 years ago
all da kids looking up to me can suck it
twizzlerfizzler13 2 years ago
all da kids looking up to me can suck my dick
SAINTJIMMY1234 2 years ago 3
this is sooooo funny oh my god
DnzSng10 2 years ago
"all the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick!!" hahahaha
DEEKWEED698 2 years ago 2
It's pointless motherfucker. Drink till I'm SICK!"
phreaksycle 2 years ago
Its Portman...
SnitchDrizzles 2 years ago 4
fuckin awesome!
Masterdude658 2 years ago 2
"All you dudes!, You know Im talkin to you!"
"We love you Natalie!"
"I wanna Fuck you too!"
Masterdude658 2 years ago 5
"suck my dick" :D
michal1337 2 years ago
LMAO
gamerreece92 2 years ago
lol I love her
inkworldminstrel 2 years ago 2
Who is at 0:25 - 0:28 and says "damn, Natalie, you're a crazy chick"?
ShellMysters 2 years ago
i think its parnell
ctogamer 2 years ago
No, Chris Parnell is the interviewer. That can't be him at 0:25 - 0:28!
ShellMysters 2 years ago
it's seth meyers
OnceElegantlyBound 2 years ago 4
Chris Parnell
Kaneturok 2 years ago
It's adam samberg.
Kaneturok 2 years ago
i am aware that in the SONG andy samberg is singing. but in the VIDEO it's seth meyers who says "damn natalie, you a crazy chick".
jesus i wish people would stop trying to correct me
OnceElegantlyBound 2 years ago 5
it definately seth meyers
trumpetboy5 2 years ago 3