April Bowlby: "Two and a Half Men"

[sjp092]

I really hate when the title is in english and it doesn't say what language it's in on the title or the tags.....

[FLT111]

At least put german on the fucking title 

[28goldenboy]

I HATE IT when i see a link of avideo of Two and a Half Men and then it turns out to be in GERMAN!! Would you at least bother to say "in german" on the title!!!!!!!!!

[therealitymaster]

Fuck german.

[OnlineVideoBunker]

@therealitymaster fuck you, and @eftultima fuck you

[therealitymaster]

@OnlineVideoBunker fuck YOU, It's not my fault that the idiots write the title of the video in english and it turns to be german...

[OnlineVideoBunker]

@therealitymaster In Germany, the show is also called "Two and a half men", and he didn't write "in english", neither in the title, nor in the description, so SUCK MY GERMAN DICK!

[eftultima]

Fuck, german again

[jazzyman1]

don't dub anything into fucking NAZI language !!!

german is good only for Hitler's speech !!!

[baermuda]

@jazzyman1 shut your mouth racist asshole. Im dutch and german and a speak perfect english, dutch and pretty good german. So don't compare everything german to the holocaust!

[OnlineVideoBunker]

@jazzyman1 not every german is a nazi, you racism dumb bitch

[suurpunane]

I pitty germans and french for having voicovers on everything. I think thats way their english sucks.

[scarredman42]

In the words of Jules, "ENGLISH MOTHER F@CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

[MrMagickent]

so where is April Bowlby in the last part ?

[NasaCriminals]

german really fucks up this show

[D4rkmessi4s]

@NasaCriminals And you fuck up this video!

[NasaCriminals]

@D4rkmessi4s go suck your brothers cock

[D4rkmessi4s]

@NasaCriminals Sry, I don't have a brother

[RafaMz79]

Say what?

[MaddDogg81]

gay gyus wouldn't and maybe priests

haha

[MaddDogg81]

I'd do alot of the chicks on this show

[MrGlovermann]

@MaddDogg81 Who wouldent?

[makikihustle]

This is interesting, hearing it in another language. I wonder how popular this show is in Germany?

[HappyLpEpisods]

@makikihustle yeah i am from germany and i love this show if i watch this in englisch i wondder how charlie souds but its cool

[OnlineVideoBunker]

@makikihustle In germany, Two and a half men is as popular as in USA

[SuniClaye]

@Sjoerd2212

ever listen to simpsons in german nothing is better than this homer j

[kpxflameboy]

.....man i dont understand why people just use regular voices and just put subtitles in the bottom.....it takes LESS work AND u actually get to hear original voices. that being said for the japanese and the US....why do the US ALWAYS have to dub animations? it ruins EVERYTHING.

[GoDxism]

What's with people bitching about it!?? The show is originally in English so GO WATCH THE ENGLISH VERSION! I'm not German but i can understand that some people would prefer it to be in German so they could understand everything. I'd prefer a show in a language that is the most spoken and common one where i live! Angry because this isn't English? You don't see people who speak other languages bitching about a video being in English. Get over it and move on.

[rtfuhj]

ENGLISH!!

[DanManThePurple]

You tricked me with the title being composed of proper nouns, therefore, not translated. Damn you.

[Storke10]

geile quali von video

[Musclebe]

Who's the actress from the beginning?

[ivke32]

@Musclebe April Bowlby

[Ppd264]

co to kurwa jest?

[lordravn]

kurwa mać ja pierdole ten dubbing, jak ja bym tak gadał to bym się powiesił.

[fogsvans2]

Which episode is this? And season.

[OnlineVideoBunker]

@fogsvans2 S04E01

[ImSaskiia]

haha ,, ist das guut?"

[comaritan]

translations are shit, but they are even more shit...like, if you do it wrong!

[MichiNYC]

naja, ganz ehrlich sind da paar kleine fehler,

wie z.B. das ganze zeit die audiospur nicht mit den visuellen sachen zusammenpasst

fehler beim uploaden?

[funinbedgirl]

1. 90% of all germans speak perfect english

2. all these shows should feel honoured for being translated in many other languages

i can´t find anything bad in it

[dabearsblu]

@funinbedgirl hahaha 90%? das ich nicht lache.... höchstens 5%

[funinbedgirl]

@dabearsblu

Naja :D

DU und ich das sind schonmal zwei

[Fidd91]

Im Swedish, I do hate when movies get translated all the time. The difference with the american jokes and the translated ones are big! Its telling the story better and even the text they add into it sometimes sucks.

[joneszepower]

this isnt funny

[MrZixoz]

CHARLI!

[Raznorr]

Das hört sich aber witzig an auf Deutsch ;P

[chelseafan91114]

@GamerFTW21 i bet u dont understand english properly. i never said u learn their language to watch the show. i said if u want to communicate with any non english people learn their language. dont make fun if they dont understand ur language. we dont make fun if some1 dont understand our language. u people are just racist to me

[chelseafan91114]

@GamerFTW21 go read ur own history ur roots are from uk. and we are not talking about the show here, i know it was made in english but whts ur proble if germans want to translate in their language? if u dont like it dont watch it its not made for people who understand english. nobody really need to know english they can survive without speaking english.

[chelseafan91114]

fuck u english people i am not german but why u racist people want everybody to learn english? if some1 dont speak english then they dont really need to learn fucking english. u people learn their language if u are so desprate to communicate with non english people. fuck u racist motherfuckers.

[david3489]

Wow what an incredibly hot video montage. Very sexy.

[ZenMaster93]

u ppl are ridicilous - something is not right in ur fuckin brains seriously. Ur crying around like motherfuckers just bcuz someone uploaded a video in a other language ?!!!? OMG

[ImSaskiia]

@ZenMaster93 oh yes you're so right...

[arwestromen]

@ZenMaster93 nooo they cry about having a english speaking show dubbed into......german

[ZenMaster93]

@arwestromen so what ? English is not the only language in this world, dont forget this...

[Jackalofdeath]

@ZenMaster93 the show is originally in english dipshit,

[arwestromen]

@ZenMaster93 No...but in the show they do speak english...so why don't germans and other countrys who dubb foregin shows and movies just use sub titles??(just a question) it must be much cheaper and easier

[ZenMaster93]

@arwestromen I dont know but people do this in a lot of countrys, not just germany.

Its nothing special to me...

[kurdischplaya4153]

why we have to learn english???

its in german basta xD

you english people cant upload it in english so dont cry....

[Svaberen]

@kurdischplaya4153

Kurdish Playa? Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Sjoerd2212]

I'm dutch, have nothing against germans, but what is it with you germans that you have to translate every single english show or film? don't they teach english there? and to be honest, it takes out the humor man

[Peachillo]

@Sjoerd2212 there're a lot of films who are way better in german than in english. for example: scrubs

[Sjoerd2212]

@Peachillo lol just looked up scrubs and like i said, it takes away the humor man, the way they say things is so much funnier in english, german language ruined it in scrubs that is since thats what we're talking about because they jokes were meant to be in english. maybe its hard to get but it just is that way.

[TheConciseStatement]

@Sjoerd2212

So by 'humor', you mean teaching American English?

[Sjoerd2212]

@TheConciseStatement nope

[TheConciseStatement]

@Sjoerd2212

Then why not 'humour'?

[xero0212]

@Sjoerd2212 you're just stupid, does anybody in every single country has to speak english?

[Sjoerd2212]

@xero0212 not what i said. but it's just what i said above.. read and understand it man

[koszula4210]

f*ck germans! haha

the german version sounds like shit..so agressive

[str3ss88]

@Sjoerd2212 because about 60 of 82 million germans are too old to learn english, or just don't want to learn it because they are germans and want to watch a movie in german...

[derdavorn]

@Sjoerd2212 ich würde diR GERNE ein paar mal auf derbe art und weise ins gesicht treten

[Sjoerd2212]

@derdavorn sure thing man, just come visit me :) looking forward to it :P

[2142cremen]

@Sjoerd2212 The translations are fucking excellent for Two and a Half Men, and the people love it. Where's the problem? I'm half British and half German and I find them equally good.

[badmanner1976]

@Sjoerd2212 because we can afford it. :-D

no, seriously, i hate it that every movie or show is translated in german!

[ThePhaaze]

@Sjoerd2212 This post shows me how narrow-minded you are. Why the heck is it useful to translate a TV-Show? Or better: Why shouldnt they do so? They obviously teach english in school, but that doesnt mean that everybody can easily understand it.

And it's also logical that there's no or less humor for you, because german isnt your mother tongue. To me, the english version is less funny that the german version, because of the language.

This is quite understandable, isnt it?

[Sjoerd2212]

@ThePhaaze i do understand you, but do you understand me when I mean that it takes away the humor because it was meant in english, not german, perhaps it is funny in german, i can understand and talk german, but i dont see it that way because i know it was originally meant in english. perhaps i am narrow minded then, I keep getting replys which is fine, but give it a rest, its just one comment and clearly most ppl dont see my point. respect to all

[thekilelrs321]

@Sjoerd2212 it dont takes out the humor!

[schutmaster7]

@Sjoerd2212 kijk sjoerd daar sluit ik me volledig bij aan

[Sjoerd2212]

@schutmaster7 mooi teminste iemand die niet zeikt haha ik blijf maar comments krijgen op deze shit :P

[schutmaster7]

@Sjoerd2212 zo doen we dat gewoon toch leuk is dat die duiters geen idee hebben wat we nu zeggen :p

[Sjoerd2212]

@schutmaster7 inderdaad.. hahah fucking grappig maat rustig aan :P

[synchropiecesTV]

@Sjoerd2212envy because your language sounds like chrrrrchchchchch with a little bit sauce hollandaise

( no offense)?

how Bob Kelsoe would say : 'cause I (we) can ;P

everyone here can speak english but if i watch tv i don't wanna have to translate everything in my head

i wanna relax u know ?

besides german synchrospeakers often fit better to the original because it's a voice espacilly for the character ;)

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV If you're not able to understand English fluently while watching a comedy show on this level, go back to school and stop watching it. Before you start arguing about this statement, keep in mind that comedies or jokes often aren't translatable into other languages.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 I am able but I think it's funny in German too...

Besides you don't understand German so you can't tell if it is funny anymore or not

An other problem is that nativ English speaking people (like you) always think that everyone HAS to understand them but they are totally wrong. It is a thing of tolerance if you are able to learn a language just for understandig the people or not

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV You ain't got nothing on me, because I am half German. Und ja, ich denke, jeder sollte dazu in der Lage sein, die Weltsprache verstehen und sprechen zu können.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 leider bringt englisch als "Weltsprache" andere Sprachen zum aussterben, deswegen ist es gut wenn die menschen hier nicht auch noch im Fehrnsehn mit einer Fremdsprache zugemüllt werden.

Sadly English as a world language makes other languages die out. Because of this reason alone i think it's good that the people here don't get irritated by a TV in a foreign language

to each his own k ?

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Weil du nicht genügend Englischkenntnisse hast, um eine amerikanische Sitcom zu verstehen, zweifelst du Englisch als Weltsprache an? Es geht darum, dass Witze meist nur für eine bestimmte Sprache vorgesehen sind. Der Verfall der deutschen Sprache erfolgt durch Deutschland selber, nichts anderes. Und "durch eine Fremdsprache zugemüllt werden" ist der größte Scheiß, den ich je gehört habe. Es soll Menschen geben, die mehr Sprachen als nur ihre Muttersprache beherrschen.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 Ich kann selber 3 Sprachen fließend ;)

Ich würde gerne mal einen Ami sehen der sich nen Film aus China in chinesisch anguckt nur damit der Kern erhalten bleibt. So ein Schwachsinn ich habe eine Season Two an a half men schon komplett in englisch und in deutsch gesehn und es war fast genau das gleiche. Die meisten Wtze die man nur auf englisch hört sind meistens eh nur Worstpiele aber sonst ist der Rest genau das gleiche und wie schon gesagt passen die Stimmen (charlie) besser

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Also, Englisch kannst du nicht fließend, ansonsten würdest du keine Rechtschreibfehler machen und dir diese Serie auf Englisch ansehen, doch du hast ja selber gesagt, dass du das im Kopf erst umwandeln musst.

Desweiteren ist es für einen Amerikaner nicht von Nöten, Chinesisch zu sprechen, genauso wenig wie es für dich von Nöten ist. So ein Scheiß. Und wieso fängst du überhaupt mit den USA an? Alle anderen Länder gucken diese Serie auf Englisch, außer Deutschland.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 Ich mache im Deutschen auch manchmal Rechtschreibfehler das liegt aber daran das ich schnell schreibe.

Außerdem gibt es sehr wohl noch andere Neuvertonungen z.B in LateinAmerika

das Beispiel war schlecht das gebe ich zu aber stell dir vor in Amerika würden aufeinmal sehr bekannte Sendungen mit Untertitel laufen  das wäre doch beschissen oder ?

um das hier mal abschließen: wir kleinen Leute können daran eh nichts ändern

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Wenn du es flüssig kannst, wieso sagst du dann selber, du müssest im Kopf erst umdenken? Und es geht hier wie gesagt nicht um die USA, sondern darum dass diese Serie speziell in der deutschen Übersetzung an Wert verliert, weil Witze meist nur für die englische Sprache bestimmt sind. Gleiches gilt für andere Witze in anderen Sprachen. In welcher Sprache du es letztendlich guckst, bleibt dir überlassen. Und es ist logisch, dass es in Deutschland auf Deutsch ausgestrahlt wird.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 Normalerweiße denke ich nach bevor ich was sage ja :D

Mag vielleicht für dich nicht so sein aber für mich ist Two an a half men immer gleich lustig solange ich es verstehe

ich habe die 8 Staffel komplett in englsch gesehen und ich finde den Unterschied ungravierend

Außerdem passt die Stimme von Charlie Sheen auf Deutsch besser als die Original

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Ich fasse mich kurz:

1. Wenn du den Unterschied nicht gravierend findest, kannst du kein Englisch. Witze gehen entweder komplett verloren oder werden total verändert. Nicht alle, aber viele. Desweiteren treten Übersetzungsfehler auf, von denen du anscheinend keinen Wind bekommen hast.

2. Wie kann die deutsche Stimme besser zu Charlie Sheen passen als seine eigene? Passt meine Stimme also auch unter Umständen besser zu dir als deine eigene?

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 LAngsam Freunde ich habe 6 Jahre Englisch Billingual ( English, Geschichte, Politik, Erdkunde und Sport auf Englisch) hinter mir Natürlich treten Übersetzungsfehler auf aber die Sendung bleibt lustig das ist die Haupstsache

Natürlich kann deine Stimme besser zu mir passen das ist eine frage des Charakters und des Aussehens im Verhältnis zur Stimme

Es gibt zum Beispiel Wrestler mit einer hohen Stimme passt das ?

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Sechs Jahre Englisch Bilingual und doch musst du beim Hören umdenken und machst Rechtschreibfehler, die du als Tippfehler abstempelst. Mir fehlen die Worte. xD

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 Ich muss gar nichts umdenken das habe ich nur stellvertreten für andere Leute gesagt

unsere Englischlehrer ist Amerikaner und er hat gesagt das ich sehr flüssig und korrektes Englisch spreche.

Lächerlich ist nur, dass du denkst du könntest über meine Englischkenntnisse urteilen obwohl du nur 4 Sätze English von mir gelesen hast

Du hast keinen blassen Schimmer wie meine Ausprache ist

Übrigens verstärkst du das Bild des Ignoranten Amerikaners wie es in den Medien verbreitet wird

[BodyCount1992]

@synchropiecesTV Ignoranter Amerikaner? Du spinnst wohl. Du machst sogar im Deutschen genug Rechtschreibfehler. Du bist wie diese Kandidaten bei DSDS, die Dieter Bohlen dann irgendein Zeugnis ihres Gesanglehrers vorlegen und ihm erzählen wollen, sie könnten singen.

[synchropiecesTV]

@BodyCount1992 ach schnauze Troll

[Kalma4tw]

@Sjoerd2212

Hmm do you think other countries show taahm only in english? Oo

But your right about the humor.

Actually i always prefer original language, translation sucks + voices often do.

[therealfreeway]

@Sjoerd2212

not really learn some german...some scenes are better in english...but there also a few which are better in german :P ^^

[TheTornado121]

@Sjoerd2212 You think english sounds better because you know the english version!

Most german/austrian people say that charlie sounds better in german!

I'm austrian but i think the english version is better :P

[punkrockprincess158]

@Sjoerd2212 well, not everybody in germany speaks english. and as you can see, germans can speak english ;) but where is your problem?

[SciBishop]

@Sjoerd2212 and the fact that most of english could be understand by German speakers I would think since our language is mostly germanic, with some modifications. Plus as you said without the "cultural info" the jokes must fall flat if you dont "get it"

[snager6]

haha and i taught the french version was bad

[SmackuSer]

@sweiland75 we think of the Germans like the Americans think about Canadians.... TOTAL DOUCHEBAGS !!!!!! LOL

[HusgeSaher86]

@SmackuSer i think you're the only one who thinks like this ^^

[SmackuSer]

@sweiland75 Dude ur a Canadian ! What would you know about the Dutch and German? We hate their guts !

[SmackuSer]

@sweiland75 German's fuck up all movies and tv shows with their dumbass voice overs.. do u think the jokes are still funny then? The dutch don't do that... so:... GERMAN SUCKS !!

[asdfghjkl1233211]

@SmackuSer fuck u mannnnn germans are pimppp

[SmackuSer]

@asdfghjkl1233211 Germans are losers

[asdfghjkl1233211]

@SmackuSer you are a fukcing fagggg i wud buck ur ass in real life punk

[SmackuSer]

@asdfghjkl1233211 hahha ARSHLOCH!!! i would kick ur fucking teeth in u gay deutscher!!

[asdfghjkl1233211]

@SmackuSer lol ok boss

[HusgeSaher86]

@SmackuSer we're not .. we won more world cups than England / USA or where you come from ;o

[dunlopsrule]

@sweiland75 I suppose, but someone might have thought I was laughing at the language/accent itself and not just this exaggerated version!

[Chrissiaka2Fast4You]

Fucking English Idiots .!

Learn German or look other vids ...

[mustabrink]

@Chrissiaka2Fast4You The show is in english retard. made for people that understand english. that´s the whole fun of it. not in german

[Peachillo]

@mustabrink sounds racist to me.

[mandisgoj]

Germans and their verdamnte dubbing-fetish!!

[dunlopsrule]

This is hilarious haha! No offence to people from Germany, it's the voice actors not the language! :')

[vaniLLari]

no it does not suck

[xxxTurnOutxxx]

@SmackuSer thats bullshit retard. u have no ideo which languages sucks!! and p.s. fool, u suck!

[manbearpigvictim]

ahhh my ears!

[Blechkasten123]

Die Szene mit dem jackpot ist doch sowieso am besten:D