star wars holiday special part 2

[Jquuest]

For the continuing adventures of Willie Rawles utility man & General Motors, check out Roger & Me.

[nativewizard]

WHOA! when did skywalker turn into a ken doll?

[homerj7g]

Ok that's it I can't watch anymore. 4:30 into part 2.... That's pretty good right?

[skywkr396]

Wookies have shitty tvs...

[krakenwave]

4,08

"It's all right, nobody's hurt," says tranny-face Luke.

Speak for yourself, incest-boy. This show gave me nightmares for fucking years after.

[krakenwave]

Who else has warmed their cold and lonely life by planning elaborate tortures for that spoilt, ADHD-raddled spastic Lumpy?

[silvertusk]

I masturbated by hand... solo

[Payasoplas]

Wait... Is this dividen into more than 10 parts?

[PFlolmachine]

Is this real life ? Am I dreaming?

[bloudlk]

I think I could put up with watching this stuff all the time if there's only 1 commercial during the break.

[tomas19924]

The commercials are the best part about this shi

[tomas19924]

So confused what's happening

[mikenolan2us]

Is that Mark's original nose?

[legoman123234]

Wookies understand English?

[robbyb26]

And Ellen Degeneres as Luke

[michiyoyoshiku]

...and Odin and Zeus

[michiyoyoshiku]

This special makes baby Jesus cry, And Allah and Krishna, and Buddah and Vishnu

[andygoddamnjones]

I'll be home for Life Day/you can count on me

[schallrd1]

Where is the Death Star when we need it?

[Idziemel]

@schallrd1 I like you.

[Jermyn78]

The advert for GM was the best bit!

[Coldspider801]

Ugh I feel it crawling inside of me

[Tyj150]

I died a little inside.

[swannmannbaggywaggy]

This is actually WORSE than I imagined, which is saying a lot.

[jroeder0]

1:35 Oh look, it's the Fire Lord

[david10006]

there ain't enough weed in the world to make this watchable....

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

Hello, I'm WRC-52, a welding robot here at General Motors. I replaced Willie, as well as thirty two other human workers! Haven't heard much from Willie since I took his job, I hear alcohol is tough on human livers. Oh well! Back to work!

[1234567890kdog]

And you thought a talking wookie was annoying they managed to make a whole show about one that whines all the time

[reservoirquarantine]

This was what Star Wars 2 would've looked like if George Lucas wrote and directed it. Thanks to Irving Kershner, Leigh Brackett, and Lawrence Kasden, we have instead "The Empire Strikes Back", the best Star Wars film ever.

[tylermoviepro]

My heads going to explode

[scottdavis0801]

For being kinda of cheesy, and it is a tv special, I think its pretty cool.

[FridayNightDldoFight]

Is this canon?

[thereturnofflorence]

@FridayNightDldoFight Technically, yes but all they took from this was the name of the planet Kasshyk and Boba Fett. The rest can be considered dead.

[thedrfoust]

youtube needs to add wtf to the reactions

[jsjh98]

LOVE IT!!!

[Zorran202]

Thumbs up if the Nostalgia Critic brought you here XP

[jdhoffman1221]

I think Luke is baked...

[gothsoul82]

what year was this?

[soxster101]

No wonder Chewy didnt stay at home....annoying family....annoying special...the thing is i remember watching this when first aired

[Killface44]

a nice wookie fur coat is all i want for life day

[informationplz]

This is stupider than JarJar fucking Binks

[JohnTheKiller11]

@informationplz Jar Jar is awesome don't be hatin hater

[ThirdXAps]

@JohnTheKiller11 Jar Jar Binks is the symbol for the phantom menace, one of the worst films in history. Every true Star Wars fan disgust him.

[JohnTheKiller11]

@ThirdXAps How I'm a true Star Wars fan and I find he awesome!

[Emigdiosback]

@informationplz nah, maybe not That stupid. close though.

[holydiver233]

Why did Mark Hamil decide to become a woman for this?

[locanix]

at 3:40 just f u c k i n g epic!

[srbrunoaf]

At the very beginning ( 0:10 ) I had to stop to ask either of these questions, maybe it answers them afterwards, but I HAVE to ask:

1. What kind of retarded kid applauds a TV show?

2. What kind of monsters enslave small people to provide entertainment on demand, if that's not recorded?

Wait a minute, I think I get it.

[charlesvan13]

10 minutes of wookies grunting at each other.

Did they think we speak Wookie?

[alexwilsonNC]

I must download this. I am a masochist.

[LauraIsPink]

according to imdb mark hamill (luke) had just been in a near fatal car accident a few weeks prior to shooting and he had facial reconstruction surgery. so that would explain why he looks odd. he was probably still recovering.

[Dean100able]

My goodness....this sucks. But I have to admit interesting considering I never knew this existed!!

[icon1914]

@Dean100able George Lucas made a serious effort to make sure most people never knew about this... I remember hearing a friend talking about it.. I thought he was lying.

[TimesThree333]

Happy Life Day, bitches!

[bplumser]

8:49, that guy at GM probably lost his job by 85

[nawzer]

Wtf is this?!

[whitley4ever]

Its all so bloody bad

[critbot]

is it just me or is luke wearing guy liner :|

[railroadwino]

This movie was so prescient. Air-tight plastic cubs filled with tiny fish, gay ballet holojectors, and TV's erroneously hidden behind shelves.

[thefateshavewarned]

I made it to part 2 and I haven't killed myself yet. Whoopee!!!

[RobBobMarley]

If you watch this stoned it becomes the Star Wars Comedy Special. I laughed my ass off during the wookie dialogue scenes.

[charlesvan13]

@RobBobMarley

I'll have to go to Maastrict this weekend and see if this gets funny.

[shapery2794]

@flinglish Excellent point, sir.

[viicISrotcib]

3:15 but that's worse!

[rallbart]

now i saw why mark hamill destroyed his carier

[bringemout5]

Damn, George Lucas invented Skype... oh, and really shitty holiday specials.

[nchwa]

As much of a Star Wars fan that I am...I....just...can't....make it through this...I tried.

[darthjazza]

@nchwa same

[snakes3425]

Luke: R2 please this is important

R2: BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP (THE ENGINE'S ON FIRE)

Also Imperial Guards wear red, not black, he's an Imperial Naval Trooper

[dirtybutter]

It took me 6 months to start part 2. Come February, I'll get past the 4 minute mark.

[jimicoop]

Luke Skywalker had SKYPE! Nice. 

[oppman101]

old ass GM commercial

[theAndrewkin]

I hate fish

[dgallegos4201]

Damn chewy's wife... I'd hit that mmm mmm mmm

[beatleep]

R2, what the hell? you were supposed to be watching that!

[TheInvaderJon]

ughh, i cant belive i made it to part 2! My personal challenge is to make it all the way through the entire thing.

[c4r50n1]

@TheInvaderJon Did you make it? I won't judge you if you didn't.

[TheInvaderJon]

@c4r50n1 I think I made it past the half way mark, then I couldn't stand it any more.

[c4r50n1]

@TheInvaderJon It's okay, I couldn't make it either.

[matthewjsharpe]

Dear lord, listening to all those Wookie grunts is even more annoying than Yoda's ramblings in Ep 1-3!

[Kohlenkai]

thats never mark hammel he looks so different (gay)

[Silentokido]

at least there's dialog here, unlike the first part where i have to "watch" to know the story

[calskin]

this video makes me want to end it all.

[IronMonkZen]

This video should've been shot into a galaxy far, far, away.

[dreckken]

this is horrible

[Morakthesage]

Mark Hamill: Elementary School Instructor.

[CA58CA]

this is so awful i cant even finish part 2

[shapery2794]

The only problem: WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING LONG?

[Kenny2k08]

This is so fucking awful. WHY?! Why would somebody film this?!

[TheLastHylianTitan]

i feel like sending flowers, chocolates, teddy bears, and a shiny new car to the Nostalgia Critic. i can shut this shit off any time i want to, but he had to SIT through ALL of this.

[spindalis79]

@TheLastHylianTitan Ahhh.... His review intrigued you as well, eh? I'm so glad I was born 6 months after this piece of dog feces was aired!

[chefevild]

please I cant watch all 10 parts, please help me

[johndharvey]

I could swear a lot of these wookie sounds were also used later in Galactic Battlegrounds.

[yubyub2]

OH WOW... This is ALMOST as bad as I imagined after hearing about it... If I had seen this as a child I would have given up on Star Wars completely... (Probably would have killed my dream of being a pilot that was caused by watching the DS trench run one too many times...)

And I love the "YOU HAVE REACHED TRAFFIC CONTROL" and "NO STARSHIPS IN AREA" that are in ENGLISH!

[TheCOHproductions]

is it just me or dose luke look like alex from a clockwork orange

[conrad4ever]

Oh shit theres 9 parts to this crap!?! I can't do it!

[tulicloure]

How many parts are there again?

[tinkles30]

There really should have been some more wookie dialogue to establish the holiday mood better. 'Cause no one says merry xmas like a wook!

[LordXehenniar]

make it die!!!

[handbojor]

the pocket size aquarium was asum! i want one and I can take it with me anywhere! :D (also I like fish)

[Berrylaff]

What in the name of fuck?

[marvelmax03191]

the only good thing to come out of this was Boba Fett.

[neosoc]

@marvelmax03191 Maybe. But I'll bet the first thing he did after filming was to fire his agent.

[StarWarsGirl7]

Luke looks like Ken the barbie doll DX!!!

[AbsolutVeidt]

This Shit give me cancer

[deviantzx]

wtf was the point of this??

[Johnnysynth]

@deviantzx

This was 1977.. no internet, no VCRs (at least 98% of families) and let's faceit... Star Wars STOKED us kids then for ANY PART OF IT we could get. Today you can't imagine the impact THOSE effects in that movie had on us.

[jayrobson88]

oh my god wtf happened to Luke...

[troll2hero]

This is no doubt THE BEST STAR WARS EVER CREATED!!! The cinematography is stunning, the 10 minute wookie scene without subtitles is truly compelling,gives a sense of wonder, the instruction video leaves u on the edge of ur seat, stir whip stir whip whip stir!! Truly genius u dont need action to make a gr8 special... U need a wookie reality show, this movie is groundbreaking!! The nirva of excellent movies! BRAVO LUCAS BRAVO! And...... HAPPY LIFE DAY!!'

[TEHL33MONESS]

Hi... Darth Vader, it's... no, who's Frank? No this is Luke... yeah. Hey listen, I can't blow up the Death Star today... I have to... No, no I have to make the mash potatoes. Yeah, no you can't come... becau- No, because you killed the Jedi and enslaved the galaxy... yes I think it would be awkward. No I said mashed potatoes... have you been drinking, you have... I don't care if I'm your son or not, I can't come over... you'll try and kill me... yeah... I know, I love you too. Bye.

[sk8rocgirl]

how can wookies have long faces? they only have one facial expression

[davidrubiomartin]

@sk8rocgirl Sad eyes?? Jesus cant believe im still watching this after part one was so freaking gay. Gets better rite?

[sk8rocgirl]

@davidrubiomartin errrrr no, cause i was sad enough to watch the rest an i can tell u no

[Jsimp0487]

ummmmm 5:02 "Oh, Imperial Guard."

WTF IMPERIAL GUARDS WERE FORCE SENSITIVE SENATE GUARDS THAT WORE THE RED ARMOR!!! xO

That dude is an Imperial Navy trooper ffs...

This movie BLOWS male Corn Hole!

[indyotto]

I loved this as a little kid. Now? It just feels like an episode of Seinfeld...it's really about nothing at all.

[indyotto]

This is like watching an episode of Seinfeld. There is NOTHING going on here.

[MMVGCT]

this is fucking insane...

[Johnlindsey289]

Would Wookies tear down Ewoks?

[jimjambon]

@Johnlindsey289 Only with chainsaws. The trees I mean, you can't butcher that many dwarves in comedy bear suits and get away with it. Unless you live in North Korea

[TheAltair4]

I think Luke needs to lighten up a little bit on the foundation and eyeliner there. lol

[Johnlindsey289]

@TheAltair4

I know he looks nearly queer here, maybe it's Hamil's make-up lady. Did you know during 1977 at the same time SW was gonna be released he was the voice of Sean in Wizards? it's funny how all Wookies sound like bears/bad saxophones, what would they look like all shaven? that thing from Big Trouble in Little China is probably a rejected wookie concept

[TheAltair4]

@Johnlindsey289 Yeah, Mark Hamill is a great voice actor as well. But he does look pretty faggoty here. lol. That creature from Big Trouble in Little China kind of looks like a cross between a Wookie and the crate creature from Creepshow. lol

[ThePieIsLie]

CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN D:

[Jermyn78]

47 people are correct for once.

[McLarenMercedes]

That GM commercial is as scary and wrong as this Star Wars Holiday Special.

"pushes for quality", yeah that so applied to GM cars of the late 70's, pardon my sarcasm.

[killallianceftw]

this is a shit stain on the face of star wars that needs to be wiped

[MrFlibble13]

I'm determined to make it all the way through this special- 2 segments down, too many to go.

[brianf01]

Why is luke wearing eye liner?

[AnakinJediKnight62]

@brianf01 Mark Hammil was in a car reck so they used a bunch of make up to cover up the scars

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@brianf01 Mark Hamill was in a car accident and his face was messed up pretty bad so give him a break.

[ghdtmdvy]

@brianf01 its not an eye liner. its called dark circle. it shows up when u dont get enough sleep.

[snakes3425]

@brianf01

Mark Hamil had been in a bad car accident prior to filming, the heavy make up was to cover up the scars 

[NazcarFanatic24]

@brianf01 According to imdb, Mark Hamil was in a near fatal auto accident and had to have facial reconstructive surgery a few weeks earlier so thats why lol

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@brianf01 he's gay.

[FoggyFishburne]

Is this a joke?

[IidoTheFox]

Why does it feel like my mind is melting into sludge watching this?

[ilv244]

9:25 What the eff did he say???

[Johnnysynth]

@ilv244 "Never dull around here"

[DrRobert20]

Mark reminds me of Carrot top in this scene

[BigNickGK]

my chiedhood is dead

[AngelYoshi87]

Sadly, the General Motors commercial was the best part. XD

[princessof1984]

My awful first year videos in film school were a lot better than this.

[spiderobot]

This is a sick joke. How could this be starwars. D:

[kingfanboi]

Held up by an asteroid storm? Yea right.

[Sabartooth101]

my eyes are really watery

[motoranimalis]

AVGN was so fucking right on this one. wooa

[Deathmetalfan90]

what did they do with starwars!??!

[Ralastar]

Bitchin `stache on that imperial guard. anyone want a ride? BTW Wiki says Lucas had "limited involvement." He was probably just high at the time.

[jimjambon]

@Ralastar Is he now in the Village People?

[Ralastar]

@jimjambon HUGE GASSY CAT TURD.

[Ralastar]

FART.

[EatTinker]

@Ralastar I'll give you a hardy thumbs up for your fart.

[Ralastar]

@EatTinker Could you make that hardy FARTY?

[bassmanboe]

the wookie language looses allot of it's appeal without a han solo nearby, and it didn't have much to begin with.

[allisonforfornsed]

OMG....are you kidding me? LOL..the insanity....!

[kicksit1980]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! MY EYES! IT TOUCHED MY EYES!

[ladyintheradiator187]

still not as bad as Episode 1.

[extremechampion00]

Why is Luke wearing eyeliner? Was he an emo? Out of everything I saw here the only thing I thought was good was that groomer, keeps you and your clothes clean? Get me one of those!

[n0oneimportant]

@extremechampion00

He had been in a car wreak and his face had been smashed up. The makeup is there to hide all the stitches.

[awesomealex808]

its so bad the only reason i watched it was because my laptop froze on it and i had an hour and a half to spare

[macc305]

1:07 XDXDXD

[SonicThunderBYG]

Luke looks like a lesbian. Go to 3:40! And whether George Lucas wants to admit it or not, this is a goddamn classic.

[jarrod40k]

Oh GOD! THe General Motors Commercial is frigin SAD!

[halla4763]

lol at the 515 mark he says i have everything a man or wookie could want,there are hundreds of races and out of all that he says wookie,as james would say what a shit load of fuck.

[TheDeadhead76]

the budget was cheap,didn't even pay a midget to be inside R2.

[Psquit]

@TheDeadhead76 hahahahaha.

[dirtywilly26]

it's kinda like watching sarah palin's alaska. except the wookies are smarter.

[MakisOfEquinox]

@dirtywilly26 THIS

[mikelitwin78]

Watching this makes me want to punch someone on the face. Not necessarily George Lucas, although that would be ideal. Just whoever is closest to me. Preferably if they look/sound/act like that little moron Wookie kid.

[antarcticafreeze]

ya know, this probably would have been decent if people talked a little more than like 6 lines throughout the movie.

[Ljenkins9000]

@antarcticafreeze No, I don't think anything could have possibly made this decent.

Did anyone catch that awesome 70's GM commercial at 8:47? Lol.

[sashamarie711]

I'm sorry...Maybe its because I'm not a Serious Star Wars fan...i mean, I really love all the Star Wars movies, but this show isn't that bad!! Yeah it's not real great acting, or a good script even, but it's totally fun to watch! I love all this old, corny stuff. Reminds me of more simpler times. I for one think its totally awesome that someone, somewhere, at one time thought this was gonna rock!! :) I think it did! LOL. Besides Bea Arthur was amazing!! ;)

[rwspoon5]

Darth Vader, the Sith who stole Christmas.