Calif. Santa Fired for Telling 'Naughty' Jokes

[kidrhimel]

lol what a bunch of sensitive fucks. it was a damn joke, get over yourselves.

[saintcatherine]

What kind of 60 year old couple goes and sits in Santa's lap and can't take a joke??

[JoshVlogs]

A disgrace to the name of Santa.

[EffectiveKill]

that guy even looks like santa. and these sick older individuals who sat on his lap (WTF) and thought that the joke was in good taste, he does see you when your sleeping or know when you're awake.

[gamemasterzoomzoomom]

I love this Santa! :D

[knate08]

I want to meet this guy. He seems freakin' awesome.

[lilbeezy4utoo]

Please tell us were the couple live.

[icl4ntic]

@RightWingTV More like /only in America/; the conservative clusterfuck state of political ignorance.

And now let's agree that this has nothing to do with politics, and was a corporate decision by Macy's, neither left nor right.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

What a dumbass couple....we know why they married each other, always the party poopers.

[jualkyn]

well what he said, if you think too much into it does sound pretty wrong...but i mean, if he's been doing this for 20 years I don't think he would have some dirty trick up his sleeve to get fired like this. I think he just said those words unfortunately at the wrong place at the wrong time...to the wrong ppl. it seems just like a big misunderstanding. at least i really hope so :S. it'd break christmas if he really was a pedo.

[rogan2134]

santa should bring those tight asses some sense of humor

[posthastey]

More likely this creepy old guy was already on the radar with Macy's and it was a case of strike three.

[TheCocaColaSanta]

@dkc4475 Just shows what an ignorant ass you are. I happen to be a Santa and I think that this was very unprofessional of this man to make "naughty" jokes to his visitors, be they young children or adults. You have no right to accuse us of such a thing. We are more closely investigated than priest or teachers before we are allowed to put on the red suit professionally. I am a father of three and a grandfather and nobody wants to protect children from pedophiles than myself and my fellow Santas.

[juniper30]

I like how Macy's takes ONE complaint to fire the guy. LUMP OF COAL!

The couple had NO sense of humor, apparently. TWO LUMPS OF COAL, ONE FOR EACH OF THEM!

But this Toomey guy...he's alright! NO LUMPS FOR HIM!

[eoublue]

People transform in assholes on xmas...

I work in a retail store @ register, yesterday a woman spend $60 and use a 20% dicount cupon, she have an other 1 wich expire that same day for $25 on a +$100 purchase, she told she wasn't gonna used it so I can give it to someone elso, then she turn around to ask to one of my coworker for directions inside the mall, a woman come to pay a pair of boots for $98.50, she gave me a 10% off cupon.....

[eoublue]

........ she was talking to the sales person and I grab the cupon and read it, my intentions was to tell her that if she buys a bar of chocolate she could use that cupon n save $25, but she interrup me and say to the sale person: I'm in a hurry n this girl don't know what's she doing, you ring me up, I just look at her stupid face, scan her cupon, tell her she was saving $9.80 and pass her card... merry xmas bitch.

[posthastey]

Serves the old weirdo right. Nothing sketchier than a creepy old guy who works with small children laying on the double entendres, My gut feeling is that this guy is a perv who really ...enjoys his work.

[zzap999]

So where is this cowardly couple? Are they in hiding?

[sterlingman]

Two adults sitting on Santa's lap and then complain about his jokes?

[Myprideandjoycameron]

Macys is on some bullshit..they wrong for that

[jaowseph]

I'd like to get a good look at the couple that turned in Santa...

[zzap999]

@jaowseph It's probably a couple of dikes. Two homo dudes wouldn't complain.

[ThaGenius101]

Some people seriously need to take the sticks out of their asses because that wasn't offensive at all. I hate easily offended people....and yes that includes feminist.

[pokerhandof5jokers]

feminist's claim all flirting as "inapropriate"...they are actually just feminists acting like puritans!...(psycho santa will come into their house one night with an axe in "silent night deadly night!")...women are constant complainers exagerators and also demand someone is fired regardless of 20 years of excellent service!

[zzap999]

@pokerhandof5jokers That's because they all got raped by their daddies.

[pokerhandof5jokers]

the crazy feminists have destroyed freedom of speech! freedom of humor! (if youre an adult why are you sitting on santa's lap!?) no longer any freedom to flirt!...every friendly man is istantly accused of being a pedophile! soon no child will be permitted to sit on santa's lap (santa is satan spelled backwards!) / @ milwaukee

[CenaPaulandSeth]

@pokerhandof5jokers santa is not satan backwards dumb fuck

[zzap999]

@pokerhandof5jokers That's because they all got raped by their daddies.

[pinkpinupmeow]

@pokerhandof5jokers Santa spelled backwards is ATNAS, you sound like a tard. And this was a feminist who sat on his lap, but a MAN & and woman... so it isnt a fem plot to destroy jolly ol saint nick. Get over yourself already.

[willminkorea]

Why were adults sitting on his lap to begin with?

[ChristiansofAsia]

@willminkorea Good point!

[pinkpinupmeow]

@willminkorea that was the first thing I thought too. Never in my adult life ( or since past the age of about 12) have I wanted to again sit on Santa's lap. Dont get me wrong, I like the guy... but thats for the kids. Seriously. lol

[beautifulday01]

Thank God or whatever I don't live in USA, americans are politcorrect dumbasses and liviong like robots.

[XforeverlongingX]

@beautifulday01 Nah but it is kinda fucked up to be talking about kids in a sexual way.

[pinkpinupmeow]

@XforeverlongingX I am sure he was not eluding to actual children under the age of consent. Boy and Girl are can mean adults or children of either sex... it was a joke that obviously took some smarts to read between the lines. He was trying to be Santa, but still be on the adults level. Sort of like if a guy said his girlfriend was "a naughty girl" that doesnt mean to say she is a little girl, but that his girlfriend was playfully being a bit on the wild side. It was geared at adults not kids.

[XforeverlongingX]

@pinkpinupmeow Nothing "smart" about the joke.

[pinkpinupmeow]

@XforeverlongingX no I am saying the people who heard the joke couldnt read between the lines that it didnt actually mean children that were naughty. It wasnt a pedophile remark, they simply took it to that level becuase they are dimwits.

[XforeverlongingX]

@pinkpinupmeow Cause he still ended up fired.

[pinkpinupmeow]

@XforeverlongingX I wasnt saying he didnt get fired. I was saying for the people to come up to him in the first place was stupid. To not get the joke was also stupid. And the Santa was rehired someplace else at twice the pay with perks, so eh... it all worked out fine. Too bad those losers who sat on his laps will always and forever be the people that got a 20+ year Santa fired = douchebags.

[jxsilicon9]

@beautifulday01

What does this have to do with every American?Obviously this was some creepy couple that sat on his lap.

[KeithGraham1]

hahah hes getting payed twice as much now hahaha stupid jew cunt

[KeithGraham1]

of course its a drunk cunt single mother fucking up the old guys shit fuck that cunt and her trailer trash accent

[kykim6440]

Leave it Macy's...they love to fire people...they will be over backwards for a customer, but AN EMPLOYEE...they will sh*t on asap! Macy's stinks...

[AEVautomatic]

lol he is entertaining for adults too.

[Calpico852]

aww how sweet of the Movis/Bovis man..

Honestly, I would be rather uncomfortable is Santa Claus said that to me..even if it was a joke..He had the imagination in his head.

[The1stPoster]

Corporate america is such a piece of dog shit. Giving Father Christmas 'The Sack'? Are you fucking having a laugh?

[ZeroZ06]

he's one santa who really enjoy's the meaning of the word "ho"

[0reaver]

COME ON HE'S FUNNY

[RoboTekno]

WTF? People just can't take jokes anymore.

[luckstergal]

Wow! That man is the most Santa-looking Santa I have ever seen! It's a shame such an uptight couple had to tattle on him like children.

[PforPunk]

See, if those "naught" jokes were said to a kid I could totally understand this. But grown adults being offended by a joke like this? WOW...some prudes they are

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

BTW, I hate Macy's, four years after that shithole invaded Chicago, we want Marshal Fields back, I grew up going to Marshal Fields and Macy's fucked it up!

no replies please, it will be ignored

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

That couple needs to be shot! They must be republican.

[lancelottodd]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx

i doubt it. "liberals" bitch and complain about everything. they pretend they're edgy, but when it comes to real life they are more politically correct than anybody.

[Liface]

@lancelottodd I definitely agree, I think it's the fault of both the more sensitive liberals and religious conservatives together though. Both sides are pretty horrible with the complaining thing.

[zzap999]

@Liface This is San Fran so its the liberals. Conservatives don't raise sensitivity issues because they usually are targets of censorship.

[thr1llk1lljake]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx actually liberals are the ones that invented the Politcal Correctness movement

[GunBroker100]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx A Republican?!? In San Francisco?!? Your joking right? Most likely one of those politically correct, it takes a village, gets offended over anything, we know best for you liberals. A Republican in San Francisco, yeah right. That's funny. Next thing you'll say is Boxer, Fienstien, and Pelosi are republicans.

[TheRetiredtrucker]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx naww , liberals are the ones who always protest

[marcef100m]

How pathetic, probably a couple of good liberals with mommy issues. Grow up, how the hell are you going to tell on santa. If you don't like it, don't come back, don't be lame.

[williamiwu]

@marcef100m They had to be conservatives. The reason I say this if you notice on his hat he had a peace sign, how much more liberal can you get. So that would rule out them being liberals. They were probably a couple of fuck-tards that worship the holy trinity aka Sean Hannity, Glenn (everyones a nazi) beck, and Rush (pumpkin head) Limbaugh.

[nigelipad]

Naughty Naughty Santa

[TheAMERICANTYRANNY]

MACY's = Typical "Corporate America" and their Stupid Ignorant Office Penguins for ya, who are too Stupid and Braindead to hold a real Job - Corporate YOU SUCK !

[swordofisis]

wow... maybey they were just upset when they realized he wasnt the real santa!

[klyzn]

lollol he is awesome 

[donniebrasco24]

some people in our country are just ridiculous at times... too damn anal!

[Mendelevium146]

@donniebrasco24 some people are so constipated. While our governments are abolishing freedom of speech this bitch complains for a freaking santa claus going slightly out of character, come on...