Yo Moma Jokes 2-comedycapital!!!!!

[BLAZERPHX1]

your mommaz so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store

your mommaz so stupid she thought elmo was a hot cheeto

your mommaz so poor when a garbage truck drove by she ran out with a grocery list

your mommaz so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make-up her mind

[MrEminem786]

yo momas so fat she had to get babtized at seaworld

[ironmalachi]

Yo mama so ugly Scream was a normal man until he saw her.

Yo mama so ugly we were talking on the internet and she gave me a virus

[ironmalachi]

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale

[daniloveshorses10]

yo mama so fat when she went to a strip club she thought the poles were toothpicks.

yo mama so stupid she thinks your a talking banana.

yo mama so ugly when people look at her they have to wash their brain with bleach to get the image out.

yo mama so stupid she thinks there are real people inside dollar bills.

[zman0398]

Yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck.

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the coach.

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

[SqUiRRelsofchina]

yomama so ugly freddy gruger has night mares about her

[zedan2565]

your mamma so stupied she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[MadxDogx6]

friend: ur mamas so ugly when she walks into a strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on

you: that put me through collage

[melenachidester]

yo'mama so weird she thought dreadlocks were french fries

[likechickens877]

yo momma so ugly the boogey man checks his closet 4 her

[Blytheanne1117]

yo mama so stuipid that she stuck a battery up her but and said "i got the power!"

[mexico19989]

Lmfao The Song has like nothing to do with yo moma

[MegaFireman2]

yo momma so poor when she lit a match the bugs came out and said clap you hand stomp you feet preasie the lord because we got some heat

[55foolio]

yo mammas teeth so yellow that when she drinks water it turns into lemonade

[superAlberto54321]

Bloody mary is hot >:O!

[lilpunk179]

roses are red vilet are blue yo moma is fat so are you

[jhefersonbarrios11]

yo mama is so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said help me

[27AlphaWolves]

your mommas so fat that when she stepped on a scale buzz lightyear popped out of it and said "TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!!!"

[eliwilso1n]

yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale her son said mommy whos phone number is that?

[eliwilso1n]

yo mamma so stupid she ate the t.v. cause she wanted a tv dinner!

[eliwilso1n]

yo mammas head is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks like a Pitsburg steelers helmet!

[eliwilso1n]

yo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

[chielmart]

your mammas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

[chielmart]

your mammas so fat shewasbabtisedin sea world!

[SoFlyMocha]

yo moma is so old that when i patted her back her titty fell  off

[dakotamaxwell]

your momma is so fat she sat on the tollet and it said 1 2 3 get your fat ass off of me!!! LOL

[HOLMES0529]

yo mamma is so ugly when she joind a strip joint they paid her to keep her cloths on :D

[DjFoasa]

Your momma's so stupid , she stole free bread !!

[611940]

yo mama's so fat wen i walked around her twice i got lost xD

[Monster1887]

Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

[badassgamer247]

your moma so old when she was born the dead sea was just getting sick

[aronxx99]

yur momz so uqlie she look like a husky ninja turtle

[aronxx99]

yo moma so fat that she has her own remix of drop it like itz hot itz called drop a couple poundz =D