@Mythicalcurse no he wasn't. Amstell just copied what Lamarr did, and Lamarr did it over countless series - Amstell ran out of jokes by the third series - which he even admitted himself, thats why he left.
In case you're wondering about the "Sweet story", Wossy told an apocryphal story about Brian Connolly of The Sweet who would be held above head height by roadies while masturbating furiously, leaving "man spore" on the ceiling, effectively creating a "sweet spot". Andy Scott plainly denies the story at 1:31, but Wossy continues to persevere...
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From what little I've seen of both, Lamarr is far more insecure and hot-headed than Ross, who may be a prick, but, at least, let's it go after sometime. Lamarr appears to be just a shallow, insecure, loud, and egotistic twat whose ego doesn't allow him to 'take' a joke.
@chinahands100 Maybe your brother is the 'stupid rude pillock'? Lemarr might have wanted a quiet drink, not to chat to random wankers he doesn't know?
@MrLazyEyes I remember that Kilroy episode. Merton looked quite uncomfortable having to shout at Kilroy like that, whereas here Lamarr comes across like he's been waiting his whole life just for an excuse shout at Jonathan Ross in public. :-)
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L'Marr was and is and always wukk bem a twat, Sadly he tried to out-do Riss, But he has nothing, Ross has everyting. :eMarr should be remembere for nothing. He is simply, nthong. Apart fro, fucking annoying.
A special episode which went directly to video, entitled "Never Rewind the Buzzcocks". The guests were Sarah Cracknell and Wossy on Phill's team and Noddy Holder and Math Priest (from the then recently-disbanded Dodgy). Mandy Smith - Bill Wyman's gymslip squeeze - also made a cameo appearance.
Mind you, she ain't half a horny big Jewish princess. I wouldn't have minded pretending to be a dopey Irishman to get a go at fucking that milkshake.
Mark Lamarr is a cunt and a knob, but he was quite talented and very intelligent, and he should do something on telly again.
We need someone with a brain back on the BBC shill-machine, because the current crop of retarded shills de jour (Russel Howard, Shappi Korimiranian) create subhuman dross.
Would you point out exactly what I'm not "very good at"?
As I see it, I have two smug comments from you that affirm my short little statement.
While on the subject, why would you say: "Saying "ahoy" is for middle-aged teenager pirates."? It has got to be one of the worst pretentious "put-downs" I have ever read. You could have gone with any subtle (or s**t) insult one could think of and instead you said "middle-aged teenager pirate". We both know you can do better. I believe in you.
hahahahahaha he cant even say his own name!!!lol......Johnathan woss!!!lol...sorry I had 2 say it!! I just dnt really like him!!!.... Go sean Hughes!lol
Michael Hutchence was found dead in a hotel room, hung with a belt. It is believed it was some kind of sex game. Presumably this wasn't long after it happened.
Lamarr made NMTB what it is. Amstell just tries to do the same thing but fails miserably because he's a puny geek. Lamarr and Ross obviously knew each other well enough to fight like that.
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I agree 100%. Lamar is just obnoxious and cruel. Amstell would probably make fun of Ross, but in a more subtle, less personal way. And it'd pertain to his career rather than a personal characteristic that he has no control over.
I agree with you. Lamarr was alright, but he was a bit of a dick. He reminds me of a 'friend' who's always going around saying "Yeah, w/e. I don't give a shit. I'm a badass, cynical mofo, and I can say whatever I want", but who really isn't.
Lets face it, Jonathon Ross is funny. Mark Lamarr just takes the piss out of people, and it's considered funny because the British public currently has a pretty mean sense of humour.
If something appears too much, people go along with the mainstream, and thus bandwagon so they can pretend they're interested about stuff without actually being interested in it. Because it's easier to simply go along with the hype rather than have an independant opinion.
I did try and upload the whole episode a few days ago, but it didn't work for some reason. The reason I didn't try again is because i've only got 5 parts out of 6, but I WILL upload them later, I promise (-:
You are awesome. If you can put up however much you have whenever you get a chance, that would be much appreciated. I don't know about the rest of Europe or Australia, but we can't get Dave or BBC Online. Even tho U.S. media is SLOWLY realizing that people can indeed handle non-American accents, I doubt this will ever be shown here. So, the kindness of U:Tubers is pretty much all there is. BTW--ignore any comments about the vid quality. Lots of us are quite happy with anything viewable.
Someone has uploaded the whole episode- It's a one-off special called Never Rewind The Buzzcocks. I'm sorry, I can't remember who posted it, but try searching it to find it. Hope this helps :)
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Ross really is a lucky chancer! Talentless ugly cunt!
coltsuperocean10 1 week ago
This really reminds me how tame Buzzcocks has become after Lamarr left.
rickmb07 2 weeks ago
@rickmb07 Amstell was better.
Mythicalcurse 1 week ago
@Mythicalcurse no he wasn't. Amstell just copied what Lamarr did, and Lamarr did it over countless series - Amstell ran out of jokes by the third series - which he even admitted himself, thats why he left.
MonaLisaNaked 2 days ago
I miss the quiff.
GrunGrauWeiss 1 month ago
I'm trying to find out more about the Mr & Mrs Hutchinson joke but i'm drawing up a blank. Can anyone help/elaborate?
Grymligast 1 month ago
@Grymligast Michael Hutchence was a musician who hung himself with a belt. He had a relationship with Bob Geldof's ex. You can fill in the blanks.
BornReady16388 1 month ago
@BornReady16388 Cheers for that, makes it VERY well crafted in my eyes now!
Grymligast 1 month ago 2
In case you're wondering about the "Sweet story", Wossy told an apocryphal story about Brian Connolly of The Sweet who would be held above head height by roadies while masturbating furiously, leaving "man spore" on the ceiling, effectively creating a "sweet spot". Andy Scott plainly denies the story at 1:31, but Wossy continues to persevere...
antster1983 1 month ago
What year was this?
lilmem07 2 months ago
@lilmem07 '98.
BornReady16388 1 month ago
lamarr tires me n all
dimabbq 2 months ago
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wow really funny shouting shut the fuck up..... Have to go with Jonathan!
LamaHooligan 2 months ago
sorry but this show was 10000000 times better with simon amstell as host, he brought it to new levels.
AntonioRepiso 3 months ago
@AntonioRepiso opinions.
Thisismytrollingface 3 months ago 3
wow, Jonathan Ross used to be good at banter!!!!!!!
itislupus08 3 months ago
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FraterAeternus93 4 months ago
Was that Meatloaf in the identity parade?
walonsubi 4 months ago
This is out of context ,when you watch the whole episode it feels much funnier and friendlier ,2 funny blokes bullshitting.
watsfunny 4 months ago
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mark Lamarr= tosser
possoms22 6 months ago
awww...Mark sounded so cute at the end when he said - "what the fuck is this?" :)
MelPullThePin 6 months ago 34
mark looks like gok wan
jarvinator100 6 months ago 2
Being a dick is Lamarr's gimmick, which was why he was great for NMTB.
Amstell was alright to.
LORDUnLuCkY13 7 months ago
Mark Lamarr is mean on television, and it's bloody good fun to watch.
Jonathan Ross phones old people and abuses them.
Pick one.
superhamzah85 7 months ago
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I like Lamarr and think he's an awesome host and all, but screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" over and over again is neither witty nor funny.
SlipKoRn4life 9 months ago
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From what little I've seen of both, Lamarr is far more insecure and hot-headed than Ross, who may be a prick, but, at least, let's it go after sometime. Lamarr appears to be just a shallow, insecure, loud, and egotistic twat whose ego doesn't allow him to 'take' a joke.
ExEverest10 9 months ago
@ExEverest10 They're just messing around you nobhead. It's not real.
bobokk 7 months ago 7
Why were they mean to each other? :(
tq3eufiy 10 months ago
@tq3eufiy Just two comedians going at each other
rigs345 8 months ago
"you can't even say boomtown rats"
blesington1 11 months ago 4
Geldof joke is pretty harsh lol
liamster 1 year ago
And Lamarr wins!
ShanksDChopper 1 year ago 2
my brother met lamarr..said he was a stupid rude pillock..
every he was left sitting by himself at the table in a pub.
chinahands100 1 year ago
@chinahands100 Maybe your brother is the 'stupid rude pillock'? Lemarr might have wanted a quiet drink, not to chat to random wankers he doesn't know?
mutzigmorzine 1 year ago 8
@mutzigmorzine nope he was part of the party who went out..every one left the moaning nasty pillock by himself.
thanks for your comment mutz u knob :D
chinahands100 1 year ago
@chinahands100 Fair enough, but I've met him and he was on top form, maybe he was having a bad day.
No problem you dick ;)
mutzigmorzine 1 year ago 3
@mutzigmorzine my pleasure..my pleasure pillock..:D
chinahands100 1 year ago
@chinahands100 Cheers you chuffing vegan.
(best one yet)
mutzigmorzine 1 year ago 2
@mutzigmorzine thanks for your imput you hairy dwarf
chinahands100 1 year ago
Oooooohhhh, come on ladies!
MrCoolManTim 1 year ago
Those two are awesome!!!
Ellthom 1 year ago
I've never seen someone swear at someone like that on the BBC since I watched the episode of HIGNFY that had Kilroy on it.
MrLazyEyes 1 year ago 3
@MrLazyEyes I remember that Kilroy episode. Merton looked quite uncomfortable having to shout at Kilroy like that, whereas here Lamarr comes across like he's been waiting his whole life just for an excuse shout at Jonathan Ross in public. :-)
CentaClowns 1 year ago 6
shut your fucking mouth
Lennon1874 1 year ago
i don't really like Lamarr... but when he said that Wossy couldn't say boom town rats i couldn't help but laugh!
Tamashi88 1 year ago
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L'Marr was and is and always wukk bem a twat, Sadly he tried to out-do Riss, But he has nothing, Ross has everyting. :eMarr should be remembere for nothing. He is simply, nthong. Apart fro, fucking annoying.
Cloress1 1 year ago
@Cloress1 drunken rant and youtube not the best combo...
Dragonflamz 1 year ago 11
@Cloress1 What the hell is wrong with your keyboard?
CraigM1990 1 year ago 2
@Cloress1 lamarr is a legend and a 1950's throwback and your keyboard and/or spelling is atrocious
RoyMM46 1 year ago
what episode is this from
thepatchworkheart 2 years ago
A special episode which went directly to video, entitled "Never Rewind the Buzzcocks". The guests were Sarah Cracknell and Wossy on Phill's team and Noddy Holder and Math Priest (from the then recently-disbanded Dodgy). Mandy Smith - Bill Wyman's gymslip squeeze - also made a cameo appearance.
antster1983 2 years ago
nothing like seeing two of the greatest tv show hosts britain has ever produced battling it out
gunnazrmylife 2 years ago 16
She did not! Why would she do such a thing?
Mind you, she ain't half a horny big Jewish princess. I wouldn't have minded pretending to be a dopey Irishman to get a go at fucking that milkshake.
Mark Lamarr is a cunt and a knob, but he was quite talented and very intelligent, and he should do something on telly again.
We need someone with a brain back on the BBC shill-machine, because the current crop of retarded shills de jour (Russel Howard, Shappi Korimiranian) create subhuman dross.
IShallTellYouWhat 2 years ago
Pretentiousness ahoy!
Banned4Life 2 years ago 2
@Banned4Life
You're not very good at this. And don't say "ahoy". Saying "ahoy" is for middle-aged teenager pirates. Also, don't say pretentiousness.
Saying "pretentiousness" is for people who wish they could say something that someone who aspires to being pretentious would describe as pretentious.
Coming to think of it as we speak, don't say anything. Then you won't say things like "pretentiousness ahoy!"
Irony-ho!
IShallTellYouWhat 2 years ago
Would you point out exactly what I'm not "very good at"?
As I see it, I have two smug comments from you that affirm my short little statement.
While on the subject, why would you say: "Saying "ahoy" is for middle-aged teenager pirates."? It has got to be one of the worst pretentious "put-downs" I have ever read. You could have gone with any subtle (or s**t) insult one could think of and instead you said "middle-aged teenager pirate". We both know you can do better. I believe in you.
Banned4Life 2 years ago
You're not very good at this.
IShallTellYouWhat 2 years ago
Happy 1 Year Aniversary to this video post.
Homesickalian 2 years ago 9
hahahahahaha he cant even say his own name!!!lol......Johnathan woss!!!lol...sorry I had 2 say it!! I just dnt really like him!!!.... Go sean Hughes!lol
Meavis93 2 years ago
lies
rob2bankai 2 years ago
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Jonathan Ross.
Wanker?
bezoomyazure 2 years ago
Would someone be kind enough to explain the hutchitson joke? I have no idea what it is in reference to and i've been curious for ages, lol.
MrCanabliss 2 years ago
Michael Hutchence was found dead in a hotel room, hung with a belt. It is believed it was some kind of sex game. Presumably this wasn't long after it happened.
PantheonLincoln 2 years ago
Is that the drummer from Dodgy on Sean's team?
badhead 2 years ago
LMAO this is class.
Cerberus221 2 years ago 4
AWW lamar looks so young here XD
SLavery125 2 years ago 5
Can't beat Lamarr :P
Jonthan Ross (woss) when he did it was also class.
JpLegend1990 2 years ago 6
Lamarr should still be doing this show.
polemicbear 2 years ago 134
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wtf.. simon is alot better then lamarr..
simons funny cus he makes fun of people who look cooler then him, and it works cus hes AMAZING!!!
piemaneatalot 2 years ago
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they work well together... JR is still a prick tho.
tyu198 2 years ago
That he is.
phytoalexa 2 years ago
Mark went a bit over the top there but I do think he's very funny.
sljf555 2 years ago 7
Omg Lamarr's face when he tells Ross to shut the f up!! Hahahaha I can't stop watching it! He reallly is loosing it! :D Bring him back to Buzzcocks!!
FireAngel452 2 years ago 7
Lamarr knew exactly how far he could go and cut an obnoxious guy down to size
now thats comedy
RugbyJesse 2 years ago 14
Cut an obnoxious guy down to size..? Well you're a stupid tosser.
They're quite good friends actually, infact they've often covered each others radio shows.
MrCanabliss 2 years ago 10
wossa got owned
thesteve120 2 years ago 2
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"you cant even say boomtown rats" jeez like im normally a cunt with humour but that was waaayy too far lol
belfastlawd91 2 years ago
I'm sure wossy can handle it, he makes fun of it in his own show even.
Kazumaster 2 years ago 10
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Lamarr is most definitely unfunny, which is why when Simon Amstell took over he made a joke about Lamarr which basically sums up all his jokes.
TheoUnit798 2 years ago
Disagree... also, look how many series Lamarr did - Amstell did 3!
FluorescentRose 2 years ago 7
Lamarr made NMTB what it is. Amstell just tries to do the same thing but fails miserably because he's a puny geek. Lamarr and Ross obviously knew each other well enough to fight like that.
bobokk 2 years ago
OK...Lamar is just rude....
elynch3434 2 years ago
as appossed to amstall i suppose who is a saint
thesteve120 2 years ago 3
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I agree 100%. Lamar is just obnoxious and cruel. Amstell would probably make fun of Ross, but in a more subtle, less personal way. And it'd pertain to his career rather than a personal characteristic that he has no control over.
flipmanja 2 years ago
why does it go green at 0:25?
TheSuicideBee 2 years ago
All I can say to the Lamarr haters here is: you wish. He is not as mean or as unfunny as you make out.
NMtB4ev4 2 years ago 7
I agree with you. Lamarr was alright, but he was a bit of a dick. He reminds me of a 'friend' who's always going around saying "Yeah, w/e. I don't give a shit. I'm a badass, cynical mofo, and I can say whatever I want", but who really isn't.
Lets face it, Jonathon Ross is funny. Mark Lamarr just takes the piss out of people, and it's considered funny because the British public currently has a pretty mean sense of humour.
sameel3 2 years ago
Shut your fucking mouth x3... good ol'e bbc
tyu198 2 years ago 5
Cos hes a bit of a twat and well Mark makes anything funny x]
FangirlFrerardLove 2 years ago 6
Classic!!
Dudeking16 2 years ago
1:21 Best comeback ever
Tkred1 3 years ago 12
mark lamarr = legend
suckyamada 3 years ago 80
lamarr u funny man
BRAKESUK80 3 years ago 4
I have never understood why Jonathan Ross is popular.
bobokk 3 years ago
Ross is popular because he appears so much.
If something appears too much, people go along with the mainstream, and thus bandwagon so they can pretend they're interested about stuff without actually being interested in it. Because it's easier to simply go along with the hype rather than have an independant opinion.
Same with Russell Brand.
TheFunGreenDragon 2 years ago
Which I guess is the programmer's fault. TV used to be a lot more diverse - now it's pretty much dictated by money.
bobokk 2 years ago 3
Ross's face at 1:56 is priceless
DHAR3070 3 years ago
ross got FUCKING OWNED
givemethelotion 3 years ago 10
Haha this is amazing!
"You can't even say Boomtown Rats!"
zannieduranie 3 years ago 11
Could you please upload the whole episode? Or make it available on something like mega-upload and send the link? Pleeeeeeze?
Many thanks for this either way...
troumer 3 years ago 13
I did try and upload the whole episode a few days ago, but it didn't work for some reason. The reason I didn't try again is because i've only got 5 parts out of 6, but I WILL upload them later, I promise (-:
Shanibandangle 3 years ago
You are awesome. If you can put up however much you have whenever you get a chance, that would be much appreciated. I don't know about the rest of Europe or Australia, but we can't get Dave or BBC Online. Even tho U.S. media is SLOWLY realizing that people can indeed handle non-American accents, I doubt this will ever be shown here. So, the kindness of U:Tubers is pretty much all there is. BTW--ignore any comments about the vid quality. Lots of us are quite happy with anything viewable.
troumer 3 years ago 8
Someone has uploaded the whole episode- It's a one-off special called Never Rewind The Buzzcocks. I'm sorry, I can't remember who posted it, but try searching it to find it. Hope this helps :)
squishy3000 3 years ago 3
@troumer the whole episode is already on youtube.... ;)
f1ax 6 months ago
@f1ax When I wrote that 2 years ago, it wasn't. But thanks for the heads-up...
troumer 6 months ago
@troumer My pleasure matey, If you love panel shows and great music and movies, Add me and my channel for easy access to loads of the best media, All in their own playlists awaiting your enjoyment and that of many others... Peace.. ;)
f1ax 6 months ago
is this whole episode up anywhere? good video :)
steph0rw0d 3 years ago 3