Stupid Comment Readings Returns (SCR 9)

[PACMANnot]

Power Rangers I remember when it first came out, back when it were actually good...but man the memories....Ah the memories. I think we still have the first movie...

Hmmm.

[TheDrewManXD]

some of these were hurtful

[ssbblucario4]

The comment you're reading now is cooler than both of the comments below me

[SlipMeATwenty]

The comment below this one is true

[MrMateo711]

The comment above this one is stupid

[SearchForTheObvious]

oh godddddddddddddd i can't stop laughing XD "black people is an oxymoron" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[chrisko7960]

what channel did kandrewk comment on? 2:43

[TheTy92ty]

get it out my pussy it burns

MY PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY HURTS

alittle

[xlilBURGUNDYbabex]

lol @ the end :p

[wonderbread06]

2:33 that sounds like Cleveland's laugh

[MRr3n3gade]

at 2:00 i hate it when people type stuff like that -_-

[coolsims94]

why do ppl constantly have to put words in elongated context such as "thhhhhiiiiiiisssssss iiiisssssssss soooooooooooo fffffuuuuunnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!­!!"...why?

[odeonken]

rofl Shmuck, what a funny word! lol

[wizardlywizards]

I had to pause the video at "diuick."

It hurts, Doctor Shaym. It hurts.

[Zwergie222]

@wizardlywizards I love you.

[whatdouthink96]

1:55

...WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[mclovin5411]

Jay and Silent Bob... Yes.

[quertzoid]

2:46

T-Tavros?

[KillTheTarded]

lmao at that pseudo intellectual douchebag trying to act smart.

[Tsubakiification]

@PWONGVaughn I LIKE PENIS

[YoungJusticeLuv]

no your a towel.

[EscapeTheKO]

lmfao

[mikeyTV32]

Where do I come in?

[iszalgocomin]

STOP SAYING "FUCKING"

[XxTylerRBxX]

2:19 can somebody please translate that....It's not that I'm not smart it's just that, I need some better clairification as to what that comment means... o_e

[DrShaym]

@XxTylerRBxX The guy's just talking out of his ass to be funny. It was a comment on one of WeHateYourMum's "Dramatic Readings of YouTube Comments" videos.

[XxTylerRBxX]

@DrShaym Oh I see...

[zatchparker]

readidngs...

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

whats the name of the song at the beginning. or atleast an mp3?

[DrShaym]

@Slaya0Zombies1243 It's called "One-Eyed Maestro" by Kevin MacLeod. If you Google it, it's the first result.

[MelvanaInChains]

i hope i'm not the only one that cannot get past AND NOW YOU REALIZE IT ISN'T without damn near dying

[S0up3rD0up3r]

lmao! squidward =P

[egdeltur666]

G2K is part 23, or between 24-31 if you're numbering the Zone Fighter episodes.

Of course, if I was there to actually answer that, we wouldn't have that reading...

[SanguoYiZhi]

1:56. Wikipedia, font of all knowledge.

[CJS925]

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haha

[omgiheartpie]

lol 1:55 - 2:20

then the senselessness resumes. 

[Afraid0fGhosts]

@jazzandmint I'm not a towel :(

[valmatazz]

quirk...5:12

[DrShaym]

@valmatazz No, that was me.

[MegaAdam1000]

ERECTION.

[zatchparker]

@MegaAdam1000 hes not gonna put you on his vid fag

[MegaAdam1000]

@zatchparker

I know. I was merely being annoying. Have a nice day.

[sonichomeboy90]

4:47

I fell off my chair laughing and broke it. Thanks, Doctor.

[jazzandmint]

We're all towels. ;)

[xXxCPxiPwNxXx]

@ziolasers no ur a towel!!!

[zlolasers]

you are a towel...

[zatchparker]

@zlolasers ur both towels... now shut the fuck up...

[KingDiamondHead]

"Black people, it's an oxymoron"

Fuckin' genius.

[thrillzonevideos]

today, i found the biggest idiot who also happens to be racist in terms of females, or sexist in terms of black people.

[Pacfan98]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*head explodes loudly*

[aldfkjldasfkj]

do one of my comments I leave a whole fuckin trail of trolling on YouTube it's a goddamn gold mine

[RFT15ify]

4:00 lots of shit

[dbzgirl41]

LOL XD This is so funny!

[crypto5000]

I WANT TO FUCK U IN THE A HOLE A BILLION TIMES AND CUM THATS HOW MUCH I NEED YOU

[muffinonastick123]

I love how you take the retarded ramblings of little kids on stupid topics and make them enjoyable. :]

I love you, Mr. Pretty Hair.

[BetaStationX]

Remember when being an idiot either got you a beating or ridicule by your peers? prepubescent kids these days have it easy!

[Espada5NnoitraJiruga]

you should make a comment reading episode full of: "thump up if you agree'' comments xD

[Doona1055]

the one before the last one.. i saw that on one of your videos.... LOL

[Yapshire]

That was completely awesome, Doc. Thanks.

[RockaWear2183]

3:26 - 3:48 LMAO I officially fucking pissed myself. Geez, I wonder what made that guy so pissed off that he had to reply 3 times. lol

[PwnUser815]

you are in fact...a towel

[killerfox291]

best ending evar

[12Kittyz]

Lmao these are so funny! You should find videos with Justin Bieber in it, there are alot of funny hater comments on them, most of them being mine :)

[sk8rat911]

Flamingstick:

...Don't look at me. O_O

[piggemz]

wheres episode 8

[SpiritOfNightmare]

@piggemz Go look at DrShaym's "The Bestiality Argument".

[piggemz]

@SpiritOfNightmare tnx but i already did right after posting that comment and posted one there like "oh here it is"

[blacktigerpaw1]

WHOA...the THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU kinda sounded like Solid Snake!

[tritratulalal]

1:53 fucking best part

ERECTION

[FireypepperCP]

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[texmexman1]

your a towel nor your a towel hahahahahah

[WarriorCatTigerLuver]

XD I lol'ed so hard

[dalektaliban]

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[File65327]

"THANK YOUUUUUUUUU-" I Laughed so Hard...

[lordoftheringsfan100]

@File65327 Who didnt?

[SweetHomeCalifornia]

I have to say, "You are a PILE OF BILE!" may be one of the more intelligent insults I've seen on YouTube.

[113Kyote]

Lol funny stuff. Out of curiosity whats the song at the beginning?

[DrShaym]

@113Kyote "One-eyed Maestro" by Kevin MacLeod. Just Google it, it's the first result.

[113Kyote]

@DrShaym Thanks!

[Pacfan98]

@DrShaym The reason why I make and show you stupid comments is because I expect you to make future videos. Thats COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[SpiritOfNightmare]

lol at diuick! Also, major earrape at the end!

[crystallava1]

lol

[Mesina2]

You won Internet again!

[Amazongrassmonster]

haha. honestly, the things people post r ridiculous.

[DONKEY2119]

THIS IS FUNEEH LOLOLOLLOFKOFKDLK

[shawnphase]

i mean: MIGHT IT BE TOO NAUGHTY TO PARAPHRASE BAUDELAIRE WHEN I SAY THE PLEASURE THAT WE DERIVE FROM THE REPRESENTATION OF THE GRIFTER DEPENDS NOT ONLY ON THE BEAUTY WITH WHICH IT MAY BE ENDOWED, BUT ALSO ON THE ESSENTIAL QUALITY OF THE GRIFT?

THE DELICIOUS WIT OF THE NOTORIOUSLY DECADENT AESTHETE UNDERSCORES THE RATHER MULTILINEAR TRAJECTORY OF OUR APPROACH TO THE NUDE FORM, TRACING BACK TO CLASSICAL ANTIQUITY.

[llJAD3ll]

@shawnphase Wot.

[killbox9999]

@shawnphase No u

[shawnphase]

good stuff.

[SunMan6A6]

you should do a 4chan one

just kidding bro,just kidding

[fluffyman85]

4:00 - 4:24

Um I'm certain that "eat our shit" part of directly quotes from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." That's just sad, he couldn't come up with his own insults.

[llJAD3ll]

Damn you are one sexy man, sir.

[zatchparker]

@llJAD3ll fayul

[TheNerdyLlama]

I lol'd. I especially liked 'well jenny the robot has a metal vigina' 'I forgot the password!'. Well done, sir, well done.

[darkstar1987lx]

DrShaym, i see you took my threat to make "Stupid Comment Readings 9" to heart.

My heart swells with joy and love!!! (;_;)

[GlockNinja]

LOL This shows how stupid commenters can comment when they take comments too far without thinking what they comment. :-)

[DeanoOwnb]

Smexy

[Irooooon]

THE BEST.

[YoshiFan100]

N.E.R.D.

Non

Educated (Spelled Worng)

Rubber

Dilldow

[openWHOopen]

fucking epic ending!!! more stupid comments video please!!!!

[BackgroundBailey]

...oi....what IS wrong with people? Does the internet has a 50% chance of turning normal people into idiots? Or is it that most people simply leave their brains at the door?

Also, I'm going to look up this SingHouse guy...he seems nice...and....smart...

By the way, is it harder to make a stupid comment reading video under the new YouTube layout?

[DrShaym]

@BackgroundBailey It's only harder if I'm trying to follow an argument because the comments don't stack anymore, so I have to use context to figure out which order they go in.

[File65327]

@DrShaym holy shit! how do you find idiots on youtube so easy?

[DrShaym]

@File65327 ...It's YouTube.

[File65327]

@DrShaym oh i see...

Anyways I'm Glad that the series is back and better than ever. =D

[weemadtommy]

@DrShaym AHAHAHA

[Renessmai85]

@DrShaym Bahahahaha! xD

[wiccanXexodus]

@DrShaym can i have a SCR t shirt?

[KyoMao]

@DrShaym Hrm, after viewing this video, then looking not two steps down the comments, I see you are correct.

Morons are actually purposely trying to be retarded in God's hope that they show up in one of your videos.

I suppose they think it'll make them famous?

[mouse264]

Ha. Yes. This is very much yes. I love that SimplyJa person, you can't even understand what they're TRYING to get across...

[journeythroughhell]

Eargams? What the fuck?

[HunnyXCakeforever]

Wow, i herd you leik mudkipz, and ya said like COCKFAGS 400times...

Yay?

[flatbob123]

some comments i had to actually read myself :P read to damn fast for some, or read like an asstard for others

[Cawby]

And so my favorite series returns, hilarious as ever.

[Realmusicngaming]

Finaly!! :D Awesome as always! 5 Star- Oh i forgot :(

[World0fWowcraft]

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[UberUberLegend91]

YouTube comments: Proof that there is no hope for the world.

[videoguy604]

@UberUberLegend91 Cthulhu is our ONLY hope...

[Mortskcab]

@UberUberLegend91 Yeah, but we might as well enjoy the ride!

[mythbuster43]

@UberUberLegend91 Amen.

[Mynameisnotooo]

But I don't want to thank you.