If You Really Loved Me by Tim Minchin

[ornlo]

Like guns and US? I didn't understand that one.....:

[bradifilth]

can u send me that video??? it sounds exiting

[pagup123]

Press 3 for dodo.

[Otterley07]

if all men were Tim Minchin I wouldn't be gay.

[terra61]

@Otterley07 if all men were Tim Minchin i'd be more gay.

[Christermykle]

we go together like the internett and kitty porn and guns in the US xD

[P4N4XO]

Tomska brought me here

[SUPERMADIDIOT]

@craigsmithleeds well he DOES play in F major, but sing in F sharp.

[AtheistCitizen]

@SUPERMADIDIOT is that a commonly used tool? or common to his work? Fascinating.

[craigsmithleeds]

Love this guy but i think the acoustic of the piano and the acoustic of his voice are clashing

[runusername]

shoes? since when.

[KellixD]

2:46 the face!

[2000Maedchen]

where can I get the song?

[123backinyerface]

Oh that was hella! funny, the guy is a genius.

[shippodna]

i just noticed the window he was looking out of in the beginning was broken

[bonjovihellyeah]

would love to see him in nothing but a bob the builder hat........

[MmeLEnfer]

Hahaha, Oh Tim.

[sumpmiffot]

Cheese!! xD

[atherutistgeekzombie]

Best part 2:46

[bonjovihellyeah]

@atherutistgeekzombie lol - how true......

[sillyrnu007]

The "i" in "I love you" is a proper noun and wouldn't need to be dotted...

[TrollinOnMyFace]

hes cool but he looks like he smells bad

[ViolentKisses87]

@TrollinOnMyFace I bet he smells like a pirate :3

[louloubabe97]

Fucking gorgeous!!!!!! love him!!

[fir227]

is it me or he looks like a russel brand wanna be? be he's cool. :P

[Sadisticskittels]

@fir227 no no dear, Russell brand wants to be him :D

[fir227]

@Sadisticskittels haha :P

[Vamp61616]

This video makes me happy.

[joshjones927]

like a nun needs cock hahahahaha

[MrObviouslyJesus]

Like niggers and R&B!

[HathamRahman]

@MrObviouslyJesus Goodness, how delightfully racist! I wonder if you are ignorant too.

[Vamp61616]

@HathamRahman XD Those were the original lyrics

[GrantR7]

BOB THE FUCKING BUILDAAA

[Sporky86]

And they say romance is dead. <3 Fuck i love this guy.

[Fredrow2006]

2:46. Best part.. Haha

[spikeyfish2]

47 people have had "Tim is God" shat on their cars...

[FemaleUnknownUser]

Disturbing.

[Mynnia]

Oh god, a cuddly Labyrinth Goblin King.

[LilPinkFuzzyMonster]

@Mynnia GAHHH! what have you done?? thats all i can think of! D:

[lemoniceluxe]

Does anybody else find his Minchiny facial expressions super sexy?

[TheRealHumMyName]

We go together; Like the Internet and Kitty Porn. O_O xD

[Sporky86]

@TheRealHumMyName KITTY PORN. LMFAO!

[hannah171770]

@Sporky86 umm...kiddy porn :/

[Sporky86]

@hannah171770 Yeah i know. I was replying to someone else who thought it was kitty porn purely because i found it amusing.

[ceebJJ]

he looks really ginger in this...

[xlivvyxpreecex]

I NEED YOU LIKE A NUN NEEDS COCK

his little thumbs up at 2:46 XD

[kleber1983]

Beatle Juice, Beatle Juice, Beatle Juice!

[hannah171770]

i'm 100,000 of those views :D xx

[MistressArte]

I really do need you, who else would I get to always supply me with comedy oranges? <3 Thank you for that. ^__^

[Hatsterstrikesagain]

He's wearing shoes!!!! D:

[0912011038]

He always reminds me of Willy Wonka

[hannah171770]

HE'S SO PRETTY!! hehe <3 xxxx

[MistressArte]

@KolusBonus Hogmanay it's apparently the word that Scots use for the last day of the year. It's a joke on what he says before that, and because if you think of the word you might think it has to do with pork because of the whole diet restrictions but it doesn't. XD

(To the people that flagged this comment, this really shouldn't have been flagged as spam. -__- Don't be stupid people.)

[Sozzie16MJ]

All of the amazing and absolutely gorgeous faces he pulls... And the dancing... (L) TIMGASM :D

[verylittleknowledge]

I still think the best line in this is "I shouldn't even have to ask"

[lamboboy2569]

this guys a gay ghetto hobo verison of beatoven

[TheSpeshulShark]

@lamboboy2569 Tim is so ghetto, it's unbelievable.

[Ludovician1]

@lamboboy2569 You know he's straight, right?

[P00TANARA]

who th efuck is this woose?

[TursipielAlthins]

OH MY GOD BANANAS IN PAJAMAS REFERENCE. Why do I always forget that was an Australian show XD

[rubbishrider861]

@TursipielAlthins I always go on about bananas in pyjamas, it fills awkward scilence well, but as of recent, it is also a subtle way I can slip a Tim reference into conversation without my friends complaining about my obsession ;)

[TursipielAlthins]

@rubbishrider861 I actually just had to promise a friend of mine I'd go a whole week without mentioning Tim because otherwise he'll get so sick of hearing about him he won't wanna listen to his music. I totally know where you're coming from XD

[rubbishrider861]

@TursipielAlthins I am constantly trying my hardest not to come out with tim quotes and randomly talking about him all the time, but sometimes I just can't help it, sometimes it's just relevant and I can't hold my self back... so I just do it as subtley as possible!! this is what comes of watching "too much Minchin" (not that there is such a concept of watching Tim "too much" ;) )

[TursipielAlthins]

@rubbishrider861 There certainly isn't. Some amazing musicians make me want to give up music entirely because I'll never be as good as them. Tim is one of the other type, the amazing musicians who make me want to keep trying until I AM as good as them, someday. ^.^

[rubbishrider861]

@TursipielAlthins he inspired me to start teaching myself piano :D my ambition is to be able to play dark side :D one day... maybe... lol

[Ariuq94]

Why can't I find the lyrics to this version? I can find lyrics only for his other versions, but this is my favorite version ;-;

[lewilew96]

He's....wearing.....shoes?:O

[shabido1]

This guy is extremely talented and intelligent. I stole that from a comment for the last video I watched, but it's true. From what I've seen of him, he writes/talks/sings about pertinent and insightful aspects of humanity, but I just hope the comical approach to those things don't cause people to ignore them.

[sekirk]

i love that this apparently had even worse lyrics but he cut it cos it was too offensive.

[minecraftcasting]

44 people don't love unconditionally

[Disterric23]

Tim rocks guyliner like noone i've ever seen

[rubbishrider861]

lol, love it, but tim in shoes? wrong, just wrong... hahaha

[brothermongrel]

@rubbishrider861 THATS what was wrong with this video

[jkb988]

he looks gay :D and hes kinky lolz

[anaemia]

Oddly, while I love smutty humor, I prefer the cleaner ending about doing his tax return. It's a very arson, murder, jaywalking thing.

[spartaam]

i miss the public laughing, ..

[Ironmaiden3100]

listened to this like 12 times in a row :) it is the greatest song ever

[diabl2master]

2:00 next April 1st

[dunkin15151]

So much truth in that song ;P

[ItsMaddyCook]

I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns ;)

[OmegaRFox]

Do prefer this version there isnt the instrument break just after the bob the builder bit...

[Blackcloud268]

is it weird that my girlfriend sang this song to me on our aniversary?should i worry?

[subgay]

@Blackcloud268 You should let her video you while you wee.... obviously.

[snakesruleLMR]

@Blackcloud268 Nah, that just means your girlfriend has an awesome sense of humour ;)

[atherutistgeekzombie]

@snakesruleLMR true that

[atherutistgeekzombie]

@Blackcloud268 take it as a compliment, she still loves you (though in a really creepy way)

[d4m4s74]

@Blackcloud268 See it as official permission for anal fingering.

[Blackcloud268]

@d4m4s74 that is what it was in the end....

[WolvesBleedInk]

Is that the only shirt he owns?

[DNAmaze]

@WolvesBleedInk he has another shirt, only its the exact same type of shirt

[95Ingy]

He's wearing shoes :(

[pigfarts100]

he really likes that fucking shirt. :D

[KellixD]

Tim. Minchin. In. Skinny. Jeans.

[Voov11]

I would shit "Tim is god" on his ex-girlfriends car.

[TheStarlitkiwi]

Tim is god...no quote intended, just truth!

[jozikicksass]

He kind of looks like Shane Dawson.

[meshumekha]

@jozikicksass No. Shane Dawson kind of looks like him.

[xlucyhollandx]

i would totally do any of those things for him :L

[TeddyAndFred]

The start of this song is really really cute, and i was half disappointed to find no insults, puns or anything. Then it got to the good part :D

Tim Minchin, I love you.

[iamimmy42]

What do I do if I'm feeling down? I imagine Tim Minchin's face at 2:46.

[KolusBonus]

@iamimmy42 The pose @ 3.15 isn't bad either.

[soulmacia]

how can he sing this without busting out in laughter? He must have great control over his emotions lol

[jackoz18]

shoes... on tim minchin???? what has the world come to

[neesha4590]

like a nun needs cock ;)

[Entilodont]

The line my partner and I like to trade on occasion in public:

"Touch you?! BEFORE you've pissed in the hippos?""

[gunslingerspartan]

did he mention vortigoaunts loving jesus?

[MrStarkiller512]

@gunslingerspartan he said 'born agains dig jesus'

[hanzeeth3fish]

He's wearing shoes : - (

[raliotenabona]

@hanzeeth3fish You have to understand he's playing in a decadent building. Not quite as clean as a stage.

[gamesfrome]

380000th viewer!

[TailsDaShizzle]

sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese

that had me crying

again

:'D

[avatarchick830]

Apparently 39 people don't like water sports

[mozmootar]

This... is.... beautiful :') xx

[SaaadieLaaaura]

i know why people dislike this. they dislike it at 3.56 :D xxxxxx

tim i love you xxxxxx

[muthaCkufer69]

I love this guy SOOOOOOOOO much

[WhitelessDemon]

This guy is an absolute and utter GENIUS!! I just got into standup a bit and if I could take feather from ANYONE's hat, it would be Tim fucking Minchin!!!

He needs to come to my town already!!

[mepod7]

0:14 - 0:23 You dont' dot the i on "I love you" its a capital. Joke, love the song

[ConfusedHippos]

You know you would though ;)

[deathnote1592]

handcuffs and cheese!

[Wrash16]

Why would you dot a capital I? ;D

[Youtookthegoodname]

And BOB THE FUCKIN' BUILDER!

[s080026]

This is just what I need! LMFAO!

[TheBokdil]

He reminds me so much of Captain Jack Sparrow!

[HotPinkChazzii]

He is just so cute..! <3

[fabienne1920]

I love you like a fish needs the sea like a fire needs oxygen like a flower needs a bee (love this bit xx)

[fabienne1920]

These are the things you would do for me

[TearsStainLikeBlood]

thumbs up for tim dropping the chair :D

[tamversuschris]

I love the way he says unconditionally :)

[TheCrimsonLion]

The live version is better (opinion)

[Rizzle600]

@TheCrimsonLion Yeah I agree. All of Tim's versions are great but I think his Live ones just have that added sense of comic and originality to them. Not to say his recorded ones are any less funny. 

[neomp5]

was he making fun of mike shinoda by playing a piano in a warehouse and kicking the stool away?

[GoldnDusty]

SHOES! NO!

[mungoisthebest]

i would do all those things for you and more!!;)

[lovetohate12]

What is that chord? The first one in the transition? (BOB THE FUCKing BUILDER)

I can't find it out, and it's driving me mad! Particularly since I've got a quite good musical ear. Please help out?

[cliveytwo]

not remotely funny

[Chillit67]

@cliveytwo Then go read some books and broaden your spectrum, because this is a masterpiece. But nevertheless, to each his own.

[caroegc]

Tim Minchin..... wearing shoes?!?! What's happening?

[ooxoogamergirlooxoo]

I just want him to tell me who his hairdresser is that hair is dead sexy :p

[Keiris95]

"I just love the combination of Islam, Nationalism, and Bob the FUCKING BUILDER!"

[Kakiharaswife]

i love his hair

[Madman1234855]

i wonder how his wife's mother fells about this song

[Headsetphobias]

@Madman1234855 Considering they've been together since they were 17 and they're in their late 30's, she's probably adjusted to his personality by this point xD

[Ariuq94]

@Headsetphobias Or she married him for it XD

[SawdustWeekly]

SHOES????!!!!!!!!!! :O

[SotiropoulosSubmits]

"i just like talking about yoiur childhood with some lace between my buns" hahaha love it (:

[ConfusedHippos]

Wow, he really likes that shirt

[AriiMoose]

@ConfusedHippos It's a really beautiful shirt, thogh. :P

[ConfusedHippos]

@AriiMoose fair enough :)

[tafxkz]

holy cow, i loved the live version and this just took it to the next level

[The6UR]

Tim id fuck you - full on homo ;)

[StPierreviaKO]

Biggest question after watching this...... Why do you need to dot the I in 'I love you'?

[Smilesallnightlong]

@StPierreviaKO because in lower case >>i love you<< the i has a dot on it. lol

[650sydneyrose1]

j adoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee

[suziecreamchease]

A True Romantic..

[JayMurtUK]

Tim Miching a fucking legend.

[Uprising71]

internet and kiddie porn lol

[Uprising71]

1:28 is it just me or did he say mums

[thizzlefizz]

@Uprising71 nuns

[kendal231]

@thizzlefizz wouldnt make sence if he said nuns "when we go to your nuns" i mean c'mon :P

[inhabitatie]

@kendal231 Of course it's not "nuns". :)) Why would anywone have "nuns"?! It's not like they store them in little bottles, is it? :-S

It's "when we visit your mum's/mom's", as in "when we visit your mom's [house/place]". "I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns" - 'cause the childhood talk is a must when visiting the parents. :D The lace panties are optional, though.

I simply love this song. Isn't this just fucked up?

[kendal231]

@inhabitatie yes i know it isn't thats what i was trying to prove in my point :P may have came across wrong but still :P

[TriggerTMH]

@Uprising71 mum's. As in "your mum's house". You know... Abbreviation and stuff. 

[PinStripePineapple]

@xXL0rdV4d3rXx Umm I highly doubt that. lol

[Bethster7]

He looks like a cross between Willy Wonka and Russell Brand lol.

[blakergirl21]

@Bethster7 omg he really does lol

[650sydneyrose1]

love