The Chuck Norris Rap

[Delthagor]

Chuck Norris died before 20 years. The Death hasn't yet got the courage to tell him.

When the telephone was created, the creator had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

When God said "May there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a lamp near him, simply not to torment the darkness.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before sleep.

[TheSupernerd98]

The tags say Hermione Naked...

[habsfan93]

fuck yeaaa

[redred11212]

if Chuck is awesome i dare him to go here and hit my head on my keyboshdurldisosnslsjgpznc​mmbicicncmxiekvetc dka 0estwx2

[lilpumpkinhead99]

˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[likeeaboss56]

˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹoN ʞɔnɥƆ

[meshachmh]

Chuck Norris watches Blu ray on his Gamecube.

[Arrukean]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle,

Chuck Norris won Jumanji without ever saying its name, Chuck just beat the shit out of everything the game threw at him till the game Forfeited.

[ruairidh999]

Chuck Norris is just a detachable finger of a bigger Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin there's just another of his 10 fists.

[mondo622]

Rap was invented by chuck norris when his heart beeted for the first time.

[sphony]

@mondo622 lol

[conalep9]

Some people wear Superman pajamas Superman wears Cucknoris pajamas xD

[Kill4Count]

who said white people cant rap? so eminem isnt white anymore? :/ idiot

[MegaOvnis]

WTF???

[MegaFukinbitch]

this is shit white people cant rap they just sound like retards

[TheFatandproud]

@MegaFukinbitch lol nope its just these guys

[ATJMovies]

@MegaFukinbitch its a joke get some fucking humor

[thewhitedragon341]

@MegaFukinbitch jur name explains alot about jur comment

[ghozter1]

Thumbs up if u see Lil Wayne on this video hahahahaha xD i really <3 the corous

[Noyougirls0]

Just rediscovered this. Still great.

[ejaggers12]

This is so fucking gay

[GlitchesUploaded]

wow a bad pun. i like it

[JKMlive]

chuck norris doesn't use nukes because he doesn't hand grenades

[nte0631]

INSTRUMENTALS NAME?!?!?!?!?1

[nte0631]

@krims666 yeah i really want an instrumental. ive been looking for it for a month and then i found this and i was like YEEEEEooooh it has singing

[Zaku2155]

This video can only dream about showing how awesome and epic Chuck Norris is

[RascalFlattsown]

all hail the mighty norris!

[AbbyJones215]

when Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook, you can feel it O.o

[Jaychiz104]

So, this is chuck norris hmm.....

[luisjaguerreros]

Chuck Norris dont speak english!! encglish speak Chuck Norries!!

[nofool02]

chuck norris cleans his ass with SpongeBob squarepants

[hardyboyzjeff1234]

n-o-r-r-i-s

[pyro0bob]

fave vid from a long time ago

[louiselawson64]

There used to be a road called chuck norris, but they has to change the name because no one crosses chuck norris and lives!

[topcountdown]

windows vista works just fine for Chuck Norris.

[111urnotme]

death had a near chuck norris experience

[3PJX]

chuck doesn't just flush the toilet...he scares the SH*T out of it...

...hey that kind of rhymes...

[natsyist]

bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

bruce lee killed chuck norris in one of his films

its because chuck norris is european thats why they think he is a god .

[MahmoodHamzah786]

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

[juanitotuertito]

I am better than Chuck Norris i can fry burguers underwater -Spongebob Squarepants

[Indiparisafrica]

@KnowledgeKidGaming do you ever wonder what happens to Soviet Russia when chuck norris goes there?!?

[demonickiller12]

They once made Chuck Norris toliet paper but he wouldn't take shit from anybody!

[johnnyzombie100]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. :^D

[GOapeshit14]

i wonder why everybody seems to HATE this norris guy.

[FinalFantasyIXIIII]

@GOapeshit14 99%of the haters die 3 days layer the other 1% are left cowering in fear for the rest of the life

[isitover9000]

@GOapeshit14 their is no evelotion. just a list of animals chuck norris allowed to live

[Dragsterbg]

where can i download that song :D please tell me !

[Zaku2155]

Chuck Norris doesnt eat nails for breakfast, He eats rail spikes!

[ericatomic934]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you just pick up the wrong phone.

[TheOmnimonWesker]

chuck norris 4ever ever :D

[walkthroughandshiny2]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[idropbombes]

can somebody give me the beat plzzz?

[rde13]

you know chuck norris once had sex with a guy... not because hes gay, he just ran out of women

[RobertVanHelsing]

˙sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ ʎq pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ

[pdicestunnerz]

i fav this video like forever ago how dos it not have like 8billion views yet?

[eZio1784]

holyshit this video is soooooo old

[xInnoraXx]

Rly funny ^_^

[Evillordy]

Is this video exist in HQ ?

[bigtlile11]

Any1 kno where this beat came from... It kinda sounds familiar

[eoinizer]

bruce lee's better



[kingofadarkenedsoul]

Chuck Norris was angered by this video that 358 ppl paid the price

[dandm0705]

chuck norris killed osama bin laden............. with his cock haha

[stupidlemon11]

chuck norris sucks, why rap about him? hold up someones at my door

[JunkBomba]

That was fucking epic!

[wanksta31096]

@WAATOORMELOON Wrong. Elevators avoid him because if Chuck Norris feels they tried to take him down, he'd turn them into escalators.

[gr3ater1]

chick norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the s%$t out of it

[brolly9001]

Obama: yes we can

Chuck Norris: no you cant

[rouge1994]

F to the A to the I to the L to the S to the A-U-C-E, FAILSAUCE.

[rriewer]

Bruce Lee

[WAATOORMELOON]

why does chuck norris avoid elevators? because nothing takes chuck norris down.

[Facekiller64]

This is so stupid. I love it. Btw chuck does the total gym. Not bowflex.

[hottopichouseeatit10]

Chuck Norris is inevitable.

[ckatt721]

Chuck Norris doesnt need to do anything 4 a klondike bar

[FCastillo000]

this is soo wack!

not funny at all.

[samamies88]

this rap lacks words like "epic", "legend" and "godlike"

[BaseballHamster]

Chuck Norris ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like!!!!!

[Gmafia7766]

that was so freaking lipped

[davisrock457]

Lolz, Chuck Norris listens to rock, not rap !

[gotygirlmovies]

chuck norris was born the day before world 1 ended it has 2 do with something!!

[RyanStarcraftProtoss]

Chuck norris' round house kick is a illusion. he spins the earth with his left foot just for you to run into his right foot.

[HENLEY601]

Did u no chuk Norris can set ants on fire with a magnafine glass at night???

[invinciblar13]

With his chop, he can chop down forests

Next on the menu is the puny Chuck Norris

Thats right, Mr Miyagi's the man

The Tenth dan bad man who trained Daniel San

If he hits you in the stomach, your body can't absorb it

All that happens is YOU'RE SENT INTO ORBIT

[cheetahcc]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

[figinious]

looks at the guy in a mask...he is alway doing some shit in background :D

[MegaBigCack]

they hippy guy is lip syncing

[McVidPoster]

@MegaBigCack Really?

[SuperKiro12]

there fucking idoets

[TheSilentClash]

@SuperKiro12 says the guy that cant spell idiot

[kikica48]

search 'how to find chuck norris' on google and press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button. Best response ever.

[Furydeath2]

Chuck Norris has a myspace account.... on Facebook.

[lilpumpkinhead99]

˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[nahualito88]

@lilpumpkinhead99 how the fuck did you.?..... oh chuck norris da...

[redfoxthree]

@lilpumpkinhead99 Chuck norris Roundhouse kicked my Comment. Just if oyu cant read xD

[pyro0bob]

@lilpumpkinhead99 how does he kick ur comment?

[Papa108Bear]

@lilpumpkinhead99 how did you do that

[kingreaper247]

when Chuck Norris does push ups he pushes the world down.

[agentxyz]

Is the guy at 2:20 Jamaican or Scottish?

[666Awesome]

Chuck Norris doesnt get heart attacks.His heart isnt follish enough to attack him.

[0013VProductions]

Chuck Norris was suppose to die 10 years ago. Death just hasn't gotten the courage to tell him yet.

[halo3killer10101]

@0013VProductions chuck norris is so badass , that he won the world cup series of poker, using only pokemon cards :D

[lifewithoutone]

@0013VProductions Oooo thats one of the best ones yet !!!!!!! love it !

[12MRCHULI12]

PLAYBACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

[coreyman10]

he gets left and right wrong :L

[coreyman10]

Chuck Norris' life insurence company are RICH!

[AmericaAguila7]

Chuck Norris can kill you by staring at you

[Brodie9793]

Chuck Norris can stab someone with a basket ball

[nosoupforyou99]

lmfao the license plate

[sharrpshooterr]

this is so fucking bad

[XarsenalareclassX]

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass he satnds there and dares to grow

[rabbidbunnyz]

Gotta love the license plate bling.

[Alexandre38334]

The truth about Chuck Norris!

chucknorristruths. com

[commanderfox006]

this sucks dick

[Muslimdude1]

@commanderfox006 NO YOU SUCK DICK!

[commanderfox006]

@Muslimdude1 dude face it, it was horrible but the one where he faces hitler in the rap battle was fricken sick

[foxyguy13]

@commanderfox006 dude you suck dick...heh and your mom sucked mine last night xD

[chasedover]

bowflex uuh okay

[newyorkment]

0:07 is exactly how my best friend's older brother said yeah.

[gundamfan101t]

349 people have died cuase round house kick to the face

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

Chuck Norris created a sex position, Chuckwillfuck.

[MisterMisterDavid]

Apparently 348 people have just been roundhouse kicked :{

[cooliestkidsontheblo]

@MisterMisterDavid In the taint

[imperialjuliao]

I like the chorus !

[IloveNixable]

I remember I heard this song when I was 8 I didn't know who he was but now I LOVE HIM. I thank my brother for introducing this song to me and now I am 13 going for 14 and still love this song. <3

[gundamfan101t]

@IloveNixable im 13 going 14 too well in augest

[CeltaHeaven]

Chuck Norris lol about that.

[redted444]

one time i shoke chuck norris' hand, im typing this with one hand now

[TaXXoT]

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

[MileHighGamerz]

why doesnt this have more views!!!

[brolyninja123]

chuck norris was wrong once.... when he thought he made a mistake

[darkwolf328]

Chuck Norris Approves

[Cedlor2]

What the fuck, Chuck Norris doesn't have to check his list twice.

[ThatGuyYouKnow31]

THIS IS THE CHORUS!!! lmao so blatant

[chancho393]

chuck norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun...

[Darklinkrules]

@chancho393 chuck norris doesn' sleep...  he waits

[chancho393]

@Darklinkrules Thers no ctrl button on his key board. Because chuck norris is always in control.

[14fryguy]

contrary to popular belief chuck norris cannot fly. he just jumps and chooses when to come down

[stlrockinkid]

chuck norris watch this and round house kicked 347 poeple

[kisame975]

@stlrockinkid  in fact now is 349

[Justerbuster89]

OMFG SUPER GAY CHORUS

[purestewart49]

in chuck norris's birthday he pick one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.. :D

[screenflicker1]

In the beginning there was nothing and then chuck norris created god

[12MRCHULI12]

os voy a contar la historia del heroe mas grande el chuck norris el cabron inigualable para el cada

desticulo

*testiculo

es mas grande q el otro

si te mira a los ojos fijamente el te vuelve loco...

[msdaniilee]

google is chuck norris' thoughts

[papishulosk8]

@msdaniilee When google doesn´t find something,it asks for Chuck Norris HELP!

[xXTheBrian8398Xx]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

[darkrapter125]

chuck norris is a fake hero. So typical of Republicans who's whole world is based on Lying.

[MAKAinc]

@darkrapter125 haatterr. hard democrat. same thing basically.

[Paladin1warrior]

@darkrapter125 Your lucky Chuck Norris lets you live in peace.

[darkrapter125]

@Paladin1warrior that was my dad on my account. and yes, hes alredy dead... :'( so tragic... aparently chuck breathed on him and he was blown into hiperspace, poor guy.

[johnpmccalister]

Thanks that was good. It is nice to see people give respect when respect is do.

[timsaxhun]

bag the norris give up the baby watch as he falls towards a sea of anogite:qoute'n the timmy(yeah)

[HUNTErfeam]

ghost sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories

[HUNTErfeam]

chuck norris had sex with a mermaid and 9 months later michel phelps was born

[randomactsok]

(insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

(insert comment saying theres more likes than views here)

(insert comment saying go to 0:01 to skip ads here)

(insert comment quoting something from the video here)

(insert Chuck Norris joke here)

(insert comment saying that something is different in Soviet Russia here)

(insert comment saying that 14 people cant do something so they disliked it here)

(insert comment about justin bieber being gay)

[MAKAinc]

@randomactsok insert comment with all the comments in one, truly proving who wants to be thumbed up.

[msdaniilee]

@randomactsok did you actually ttype that out or do you copy and paste?

[randomactsok]

@msdaniilee both, in two different worlds with my pet otter...

[RTKTS]

Most rap now a days sucks, When its about Chuck Norris it becomes real music.

[nickspace10]

this was the most viewed video on youtube, chuck norris watched it 24 trillion times, then he slammed a revolving door in youtubes face after strangling them with a corless telephone, they then got mad and removed all his views, then the disappeared off of earth, later google found youtube and little note from chuck norris "dont fuck with chuck norris" ever since then, google has been scared norris will find them

[zerofir3]

God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.

[wigutow]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[raydiddly]

there is no reflection when cuck norris looks in the mirror, there can only be ONE chuck.

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Run. Kill.

Bird isn't the word. "Chuck" is.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.

I have many more on my profile picture on facebook.

[codedhackertron12]

outer space exist because it didn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris

[DragonoftheEastblu]

awesome but chuck norris deserves country or at least metal, not rap

[Quentindenny]

When chuck Norris told time, Time Obeyed. When God said: Let there be light!, Chuck norris replied: Say please!. Chuck Norris Jizzes Lightning.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack cannot dodge a Roundhouse Kick...

[darraghb23]

chuck norris died 10 years ago but da grim reapers too scared to take him away

[t9man9]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.

[Wookie1234567]

lol, that man is wearing a license plate. what a pimp.

[kiwi8990]

chuck norris is so strong he says your name and u have ben sued,rapped, and robbed of all your money

[MrNarcko]

chuck norris round house kicked and sued the creators of law and order for taking the name of his right and left legs

[deadmantee]

Everytime i watch raps vids from the channel, the guy with black hair just asks like a complete idiot!!! there's having fun... but.. LOL

[XzTheGamerzX]

chuck norris is gonna uppercut you with his round house kick.....u guys suck!

[lgoopio]

Stephen Hawking travelled through the future and found Chuck Norris travelling back already

[Gameboxed]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

[extremewrestlingfan8]

Chuck Norris once kicked Bruce Lee in half. This created Jackie Chan and Jet Li

[ZDSuken]

que  mierda es esto O_o

[VladShmittsen]

Chuck Norris counted to the infinit two times