A colleague’s 23YO son was put on the Sex Offenders’ Register FOR LIFE after marrying his 22YO partner last year.
At the wedding, the Best Man’s speech contained, as usual, a few dodgy references about the couple’s relationship through the years. Unfortunately, he let it slip that they started sleeping together when she was just 15. One of the guests took exception to this & reported them to Police- with the result that he was arrested the day after their return from Honeymoon!
this is funny and watching brad laugh after he got called out on the love making he would have with brad pitt made me laugh and it shows how much more there is to this guy than the person who his bride-to-be is marrying, and the best man has good deliver, timing, and intellect, which help for this sort of thing. i also loved watching brad's new wife purse her lips after hearing about brads previous girlfriends. goes to show how little he has told her!
Some of these comments are ridiculous. Don't you get it!? He's the best man, obviously a bestfriend; more like a brother. A real best man would NEVER share real guy-to-guy stories to everyone, especially to his new wife. So he utilizes this moment to bring outrageous humor! I found this shit hilarious! I would have been dying of laughter had I been the groom. This man in hilarious, hands down funniest 'best man speech' I've EVER heard.
It is weird that the topic was his friends supposed sexuality. That is a weird topic to do an entire monologue about. But at the end of the day, it was very, very funny.
@jaffey2006 That's the point. As best man, it is your duty to create the most awkward, embarrassing moment possible for the groom. He does an excellent job.
why dont people get this?its hilarious!!! its really clever how he has strewn lots of events together that probably do have some truth in them to make one long joke ....brilliant
why dont people get this?its hilarious!!! its really clever how he has strewn lots of events together that probably do have some truth in them to make one long joke ....brilliant
It would be funnier if it wasn't just one long gay joke...it gets a bit repetitive, especially the part about Michael Flatley's ass. But hey, the groom's practically in tears of laughter, and the punchline at the end was fantastic.
closet guy secretly in love with straight best friend out to destroy new bride from sheer hatred and jealousy. doesn't this happen at every wedding? a lot of closet cases out there.
@Sketchtool i so agree. he just jealous. closet guy secretly in love with straight best friend out to destroy new bride from sheer hatred and jealousy. doesn't this happen at every wedding? a lot of closet cases out there.
This is nicely done. The thing to remember is that there's MANY MANY ways to do a best man speech. If you're having trouble imagining yourself "performing" the way you've seen other people do... don't worry, you *can* still just be yourself, you just need to stand behind what you're saying.
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this was hilarious! i don't understand all of the negative responses! i want this guy to give a speech at my wedding! i wish my friends were as funny as this
What a f*cking jerk! I would kick this guy's a** after the speech. This speech isn't even funny, it is just a douche bag friend being a complete a** wipe!
this is a good example of a funny, unique (and therefore genuinely presented) written speech... but not for everyone, obviously... if you would like some expert help with your written speech, you can find me at my website. good luck to all best men! :)
If you look at the Wife she doesnt really find it funny, you can just tell her laugh is fake, she seems a bit worried especially the bit about Eric's "Girlfriends" at 2:31
I expect to see them all on Cheaters some time very soon...
gaiapurpure 1 month ago
Class, that is all
dvdfeehan 1 month ago
great best man.
komanoise 1 month ago
That was very funny
2late4thisshat 2 months ago
Great Job.
nolaeast 4 months ago
Oh, that is too funny... Great job
Djennings16 4 months ago
He got this speech off the net.....a best man said the same one at a wedding i shot..lots of laughs..
gr00vychick 4 months ago
@gr00vychick uh... what the heck are you talking about? I didn't get any of this off the net.
barefootkiller 4 months ago
When I read 'Best man screws groom' I was expecting something a bit different to this... LOL.
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A colleague’s 23YO son was put on the Sex Offenders’ Register FOR LIFE after marrying his 22YO partner last year.
At the wedding, the Best Man’s speech contained, as usual, a few dodgy references about the couple’s relationship through the years. Unfortunately, he let it slip that they started sleeping together when she was just 15. One of the guests took exception to this & reported them to Police- with the result that he was arrested the day after their return from Honeymoon!
SuperTruth77 5 months ago
Nervous Laughter
Hotelmotelkfc 5 months ago
Now THIS is a funny best man speech.
ponybcurtis 5 months ago
you can tell the wife is mortified lol
look at that face makes at 4:25 loool
zazenzach 6 months ago
this is funny and watching brad laugh after he got called out on the love making he would have with brad pitt made me laugh and it shows how much more there is to this guy than the person who his bride-to-be is marrying, and the best man has good deliver, timing, and intellect, which help for this sort of thing. i also loved watching brad's new wife purse her lips after hearing about brads previous girlfriends. goes to show how little he has told her!
daberr2 6 months ago
This is a top top best man speech. Personal and funny.
limeybrit1 6 months ago 3
It was crazy funny, I love the "common law partners" part, hahahahahha...
mylovely1000 7 months ago
i mean it was funny...but fuck..not as funny as they made it out to be....easy crowd
JustinCase10261 7 months ago
@JustinCase10261 its a wedding. give them a break
JialiangSun 6 months ago
87 people are actually gay
capimex 7 months ago
Its The Hangover All Over
lalusingh1234 7 months ago
lol slow start but it does get better, had me chuckling by the end
killanotterinasecond 7 months ago
Hilarious!
Dry and Dead pan. Just the way I like it.
DontForgetDressage2 7 months ago
That best man is hilarious! :)
brutalrooster 7 months ago
somewhat uncomfortable, but very funny!
jwanderson06 8 months ago
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xaqshuna2003 8 months ago
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xaqshuna2003 8 months ago
Very good. Don't think his wife was too impressed.
MrBuritoSanchez 8 months ago
Very funny loved it
theirishmani12 8 months ago
I rolled over and went back to sleep...damn i shouldn't have wathced that part at work. Hillarious!!
GameSavvy100 8 months ago
Some of these comments are ridiculous. Don't you get it!? He's the best man, obviously a bestfriend; more like a brother. A real best man would NEVER share real guy-to-guy stories to everyone, especially to his new wife. So he utilizes this moment to bring outrageous humor! I found this shit hilarious! I would have been dying of laughter had I been the groom. This man in hilarious, hands down funniest 'best man speech' I've EVER heard.
IBUB6 9 months ago 2
this title.... THIS TITLE IS JUST WIERD O___o
noobsdumb 9 months ago 2
@noobsdumb lmao
Rodrython4 9 months ago
this is great
cmonutube 9 months ago
wow the bride got pissed when he said girlfriends haha
lew13lair505 9 months ago
Revelling*
smurfinpsp 9 months ago
Is this a toast or a roast!!lol. So funny. I love the way the best man is rebelling in the grooms discomfort
smurfinpsp 9 months ago
@smurfinpsp revelling*
VENIVIDIVICl 7 months ago
It has some humor, but, not appropriate for a wedding.
cosg9531 9 months ago
...and the parents think this is funny?
amesguy515 9 months ago
I think the best man is deffinitely gay.
kenenash 10 months ago 53
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xaqshuna2003 8 months ago
@kenenash No dude all best man act gay when there speeching because its humourous to there best friend.
TheNikesbkid 5 months ago
awesome!
smith45acp 10 months ago
What a riot! Loved it.
MissCartographer 10 months ago
jokes that we think are not funny mean a LOT to them. Great Buddies... da bestest man.
imonlyformychaku 10 months ago
THAT is a GOOD Buddy!
hairyscotman 10 months ago
I think that Eric and the best man were logging each other prior to the marriage.
daddygreenjeens 11 months ago 3
@daddygreenjeens lol
12Judah12 10 months ago
@daddygreenjeens Both of the baldies are on the down-low.
cosg9531 9 months ago
@cosg9531 lol
daddygreenjeens 9 months ago
excellent lol lol
orientaldog 11 months ago
It is weird that the topic was his friends supposed sexuality. That is a weird topic to do an entire monologue about. But at the end of the day, it was very, very funny.
drbayoms 11 months ago
84 people have never been to a wedding before
CasserolePlease 11 months ago
fuckin brilliant!!
LongLasta 11 months ago
See the brides face when he mentioned all the girlfriends
lark49 11 months ago
A joke here and there is nice but that was a bit touch with the gayness thing...
grfield1 11 months ago
What was that about a lover scorned?? Hilarious speech. Seems like some truth in it though.
jcomd 11 months ago 3
Too funny! Even funnier are the 84 people who were laughing so hard that they accidentally clicked the dislikes icon.
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i told him he was being silly, rolled back over and went to sleep.
lacrosseguy108 1 year ago
i told him i was being silly, rolled back over and went to sleep.
lacrosseguy108 1 year ago 3
that whole speech was just a build up for that one joke at the end,
crazyflea23 1 year ago 3
this was awkward just to watch
jaffey2006 1 year ago 3
@jaffey2006 That's the point. As best man, it is your duty to create the most awkward, embarrassing moment possible for the groom. He does an excellent job.
ssenmail 11 months ago 13
He (the best man) is a bit how you goin, if you catch my drift...
amash76 1 year ago
epically funny
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why dont people get this?its hilarious!!! its really clever how he has strewn lots of events together that probably do have some truth in them to make one long joke ....brilliant
kathiestinson 1 year ago
why dont people get this?its hilarious!!! its really clever how he has strewn lots of events together that probably do have some truth in them to make one long joke ....brilliant
kathiestinson 1 year ago
I'd be so damn embarassed!!!! :D I'd be like bro only in front of the bros!
tusepagliacco 1 year ago
I bet the bride was fake laughing a lot.
Bevy2 1 year ago 3
It would be funnier if it wasn't just one long gay joke...it gets a bit repetitive, especially the part about Michael Flatley's ass. But hey, the groom's practically in tears of laughter, and the punchline at the end was fantastic.
truetheatertype 1 year ago
going way to far if the groom was my bro I would chuck this best man out!
dcnhvhb 1 year ago
I'm embarrassed for him and for anyone who thinks he's funny.
Barneysboardinghouse 1 year ago
That's the funniest speech I've ever seen. Good stuff.
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nimalikamanjula 1 year ago
closet guy secretly in love with straight best friend out to destroy new bride from sheer hatred and jealousy. doesn't this happen at every wedding? a lot of closet cases out there.
wokk evenn
kudalaut76 1 year ago
drags out. not funny.
TomBrooklyn 1 year ago
Notice how when he says Brad started having a lot of girlfriends she stopped laughing immediately LOL
cosmicartistify 1 year ago 99
But then she smiled again when the best man clarified he wasn't intimately involved with any of them.
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seena1801 1 year ago
This guy is really good... great comedic delivery.
S4BIO 1 year ago 2
Hilarious!
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What a jealous faggot. Seriously. He should kill himself!
Sketchtool 1 year ago
@Sketchtool i so agree. he just jealous. closet guy secretly in love with straight best friend out to destroy new bride from sheer hatred and jealousy. doesn't this happen at every wedding? a lot of closet cases out there.
wokk evenn
kudalaut76 1 year ago
bahahah I love this
emylleigh 1 year ago
lol what a legend
CarwynPritchard 1 year ago
oh man, that was awesome. and i think he wrapped it up really well there at the end.
gonnaimplode 1 year ago
the bride's like "WTF!! I didn't know all this b4 I said yes! My husband is freakin' GAY!!"
kittie479 1 year ago 4
the bride is well pissed
originalnal 1 year ago 5
I think if I were the best man, I'd check beforehand to make sure the groom was up for a roast. He may have, but in any case, it went over well.
randommagnum 1 year ago
Hilarious and messed up at the same time. I like it though...lol.
cesxc1314 1 year ago
very good
avzeolla 1 year ago
Great speech mate,well done.check out best man speech by ally Ross if u get a chance,it's worth a watch.
Kobuck84 1 year ago
This is fucking hilarious. Nuff SAID!!
Alceste1977 1 year ago
Where's the rest??? loved it - the kind of speech only a true friend could make and get away with - hilarious!
benjosh0803 1 year ago
This is nicely done. The thing to remember is that there's MANY MANY ways to do a best man speech. If you're having trouble imagining yourself "performing" the way you've seen other people do... don't worry, you *can* still just be yourself, you just need to stand behind what you're saying.
bestmanadvice 1 year ago
That was absolutely brilliant.
weisguy7 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant! You MUST BE Canadian, eh!
jimeeb 1 year ago
lol...
xVinsenTx 1 year ago
Great last line to end with!
bucket34 1 year ago 2
Canadians are cheap bastards. Do you know the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips.
Mooncat747 1 year ago
@Mooncat747 ur going to hell for that 1
adanac96 1 year ago
@Mooncat747 And the difference between an american and winner is.. oh wait you're still fighting the same war 9 years later....
DgtlCrack 1 year ago
@DgtlCrack Oh wait? Aren't your troops there standing right along side of us? LOL
Mooncat747 1 year ago 3
@DgtlCrack your a retard
HaterzElite 1 year ago
@DgtlCrack Winners fight terrorism and Islamic fascism while losers make excuses for it. Tell us what it feels like to be a coward with your head buried in the sand.
Dominick629 1 year ago
That was funny!
nolj67 1 year ago
after seeing the bride...well...yeah he's gay
daredevilXIII 1 year ago
The bride looks like a man.
Total fucking horror
crazybeats 1 year ago
Canada rocks and I give it 5 star
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RobertJosephKing 1 year ago
Funny as hell but Canadians suck so 1 star.
lessyoureal 1 year ago
@lessyoureal THE HELL WITH CANADIANS SUCK!
i FIND THE FUCKING OFFENSIVE MAN.....come on...don't even start with that shit here..
FUCKING TROLL.
PlayMyPokerFace 1 year ago
@lessyoureal
Awesome.
googleguy08 1 year ago
@lessyoureal
are fucking kidding me?? let me guess... you are an american red neck piece of shit how does that sound?
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bretlowski 1 year ago
Fantastic! He really should do stand up!
mrfrankoconnell 1 year ago
Hes a funny fecker
sedantez24 1 year ago
"I told him he was being silly, and then i rolled over and went back to sleep." --hahaha! that was very funny! :)
TriceyDiva118 1 year ago 4
He was fantastic! The groom should have married him!
oktoberdwn 1 year ago 4
this guy MUST do standup
k1llerrabit 1 year ago
I like how after the Backstreet Boys joke, the Bride's smile is plastered on. It isn't even sort of real. haha You can see the doubts forming.
priddymomma 1 year ago 2
@priddymomma She seemed to be genuinely laughing until the end, IMO.
Anyway, I thought this was quite humorous.
MikeScott21 1 year ago
this was hilarious! i don't understand all of the negative responses! i want this guy to give a speech at my wedding! i wish my friends were as funny as this
soberdown 1 year ago
Best man speech? Sounds more like a roast to me.
wannawatchu66 1 year ago 3
@Igniz781 right whats up with all these witchhunters trying to burn this dude at the stake, i thought it was funny, well constructed, and original
rshekyahoo 1 year ago
canadian suck at everything. including wedding speeches.
Slushiest0068 1 year ago
@Slushiest0068 yep we do. you don't faze us
Shaun8444 1 year ago
@Slushiest0068 and what country are you from you racist sun of a bitch?
tunesgirlshelby 1 year ago
well....i thought this was pretty funny.
i would actually consider making love to this video.
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This is why you never, ever have a douch bag as your best man.
RavenRaving2Earth 1 year ago
FUNNIEST WEDDING SPEECH EVER!!!
SDAddario88 1 year ago
What a f*cking jerk! I would kick this guy's a** after the speech. This speech isn't even funny, it is just a douche bag friend being a complete a** wipe!
jeremyraybrown 1 year ago
LOL @ 2.09 the bride is laughing and saying "dear god kill him now."
vanessafabulay 1 year ago
if you're preparing a speech, then I would say this one is an example of a "roast" speech... which is just one of many possible approaches.
bestmanadvice 1 year ago
lmao the bride at 2:32
ieatbruins4bfast 1 year ago 108
He was funny. It would have been great at the bachelor party. The wedding is a different story.
indiscreetmuse 1 year ago
Great speech.
Original.
It also shows you have intelligent humour.
It has to be edgy these days to be unique.
dahlski 1 year ago
the bride was not amused. bet eric has a new best friend... his wife's brother
indiscreetmuse 1 year ago
Geez dude, way to ruin a wedding reception by dragging on and on. Uuugh
crissyoi 1 year ago
this is a good example of a funny, unique (and therefore genuinely presented) written speech... but not for everyone, obviously... if you would like some expert help with your written speech, you can find me at my website. good luck to all best men! :)
bestmanadvice 1 year ago
@alimitha ur mama givin me ? please tell her i dont want it. yuck !
Chaseatlive 1 year ago
2:32 "girlfriends" wifey mad
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Chaseatlive 1 year ago
The bride does not look amused.
Magicmaker45 1 year ago
the ending was funny.
dave1927p 1 year ago
the groom is kind of ugly
Slic3R1 1 year ago
this man is legend
KingZerxst 1 year ago
that was awesome
mjsnod1 1 year ago
this speech is not for everyone... don't worry, if you're preparing your own speech, you don't have to talk about the groom being gay the whole time!
bestmanadvice 1 year ago
great ... without notes...loved it
pauljohn1965 1 year ago
well what can you expect from a Bald fellow, loosing his hair in order to Finnish Education, what a nerd.
kitsilog 1 year ago
oh boy....a bunch of bald white guys who, obviously wayyyy past high school, still think "gay" is the funniest thing ever. very tedious.
billheartyface 1 year ago
lmao that was great
chilled34 1 year ago
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good one.if you like that i have just uploaded mine its robbies grooms speech.
robbiemcmillen 1 year ago
meet joe black is amazing, i wish i was death, ud get all the birds
Jordan198431 1 year ago
this isn't that funny and its quite homophobic!
agruger 1 year ago
Very good speech, hilarious... I hope I have a friends who knows me as well... this is great
switcheddrycell 1 year ago
Why not check out my best man speech, tell me what you think?
woodzyshrek 1 year ago
If you look at the Wife she doesnt really find it funny, you can just tell her laugh is fake, she seems a bit worried especially the bit about Eric's "Girlfriends" at 2:31
ares12790 1 year ago 3
that was great, looks like the groom took it well, obviously good friends. great speech
L2SB 1 year ago 3
I wish it hadn't gotten cut off! Hysterical!
Nuclearsalt 2 years ago 3
Soooo funny, haha.
livgiggles 2 years ago 3
if you're soon to be best man, and you aren't satisfied with the speeches you're seeing on youtube, check out my profile. :)
bestmanadvice 2 years ago
Unscripted and natural-sounding - the way a wedding speech is supposed to be
JT0420 2 years ago 3
This was really good! I laughed a lot
ArcadianGirl 2 years ago 2
v.good
rkidadidas 2 years ago
Thats my uncle!!! i was there... ha... the brides my mom's sis
ebzooki88 2 years ago
'it wasnt even a film review'. lmao. also see how the wifes face gets serious at2.31 when conversation changes to girlfriends
ace50105010 2 years ago 3
awesome!
burton1j 2 years ago
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bestmanadvice 2 years ago
Funny as hell.
shade431 2 years ago
retract the last, statement, well executed speech!
MADEDITOR05 2 years ago
very good
nettlenz 2 years ago
i think the best man is GAY
adamthelover10 2 years ago