God, I hate the concept of soap operas. Even in this past episode up to now in 2011 that seems to be the entire focus and motivation in these so-called "stories". Somebody cheats on the other....THAT'S IT.
For the life of me, I'll NEVER understand any person's interest in a soap opera. The main objective in all of them back then years ago and now is for one person (or both) to cheat on the other. Granted, in real life people do commit adultery and have sex outside a committed relationship if not married, but the vast majority of men and women out there realize the severe disadvantage (divorce, bad reputation among peers, etc) of doing such a thing and avoid it entirely.
Well another crapola presentation from the vacume head MST3K. You must have such a low self esteem having to put all that crap around movies that where made by people who CAN make a move. You are such a twit!
Now... how to get kids to smoke...
Capng123 1 month ago
"The depressing thing is is that this is in color." That nearly made me spit up my tea, and I wound up choking a bit. Damn you Joel Robinson!
KingSnarf 3 months ago 2
God, I hate the concept of soap operas. Even in this past episode up to now in 2011 that seems to be the entire focus and motivation in these so-called "stories". Somebody cheats on the other....THAT'S IT.
RichterTheEternal 3 months ago
@RichterTheEternal Ah, but you're forgetting Passions which had evil witches and talking dolls and monkeys! MONKEYS!
KingSnarf 3 months ago
10/2/92
i was.......just turned 4
uuuultra 4 months ago
Well, this is my lucky day, isn't it. ...and cake, too!
ChaoticYak 4 months ago
Probably the Muzak corporation. They want their record back.
Could you guys break it up? The party's depressing everyone in the building.
ChaoticYak 7 months ago
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@MsMystie3000
" haven't seen the one with Pearl & Cosmo. Which was it?"
I don't exactly remember...
Maybe Tirol knows.
I'll ask him.
"I've seen the one where she's under the weather & Crow reads from one of her erotic romance novels."
I've seen that one too.
I was embarrassed to be watching it.
XD
SinnFein4ever 8 months ago
@MsMystie3000
(laughs)
And did you see the episode in which Pearl was reading a copy of Cosmo?
(I love your username, by the way.)
SinnFein4ever 8 months ago
3:20
Joel is reading a copy of "Red Sonja"!
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
WINNIPEG!!!!
WatchVenusSpa 9 months ago
Wow, that General Hospital clip is surreal!
Love the line , "Have a headache? Try booze!"
verbusen 10 months ago
More Rocky Jones? I'm so hoping that Billy isn't back!
Dulcimerist 1 year ago
@Dulcimerist You mean Bobby?
pretorious700 8 months ago in playlist MST3K: Crash of the Moons (ep.417)
What's the title card thingy at the beginning? I've seen them on a few other mst3ks.
buffypython 1 year ago
@buffypython I think it's to make sure that the affiliates play the correct one...
Dulcimerist 1 year ago
50s advert: "Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try booze!"
lysis28 1 year ago
Mmmmmm, toothpaste....I didn't think I'd ever say that.
"Will you folks break it up? Your party is depressing everyone else in the building!"
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
I bet this is the only time "quit bogarting that toothpaste" has ever been uttered without being in reference to this.
quasiphatpaul 1 year ago
Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try booze.
Oh, sweet cake. You're the only one who understands me.
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 2
gypsie is useless
Triad3Force 1 year ago
"The depressing thing is this is in color."
Brilliant
jigj119 1 year ago 4
I love the shadows on everybody as the camera moves in General Hospital. Live television, so primitive and such a short time ago.
feverdeanmg 1 year ago
Joel s catchphrase " The right peole will get this"-I use on my channel!
dienkizenjimm 2 years ago
GAAAAAAAAHHH!! She threw away a perfectly good cake!! >:o(
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 9
@ElveeKaye Are you kidding? That thing resembled a manhole cover more than a cake.
pretorious700 1 year ago
@ElveeKaye i dunno... it looked pretty dreadful.... like drywall.
bastianskaye 1 year ago
@ElveeKaye THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
TheJ12345 7 months ago
I'm gonna go ahead and call this the nastiest invention exchange of the series.
DrWhiggs 2 years ago 3
Does anybody have the part of General Hospital where Tom is making fun of that nurse? That cracks me up.
cdjic1122 2 years ago
Which nurse? LOL he rips on all of them to a point. U mean the dark nurse of our souls?
420Travesty 2 years ago
thats in episode 402: Manhunt in Space. i think thats what ur talking about
hatonbackward 2 years ago
@cdjic1122 Nurseferatu...lol
pretorious700 1 year ago
mmmmm, grit..
RavnDream 2 years ago 2
I taped this episode off tv years ago, and musta' watched it a thousand times.
One of my favs.
HISTORYBUFFPA 2 years ago
"I gave you cake. You owe me."
Funny. :) LOL
Richter3765 2 years ago 2
One of the very few MST3Ks I haven't seen! Sweet.
MrMammon 2 years ago 2
Ouch! 9:26...that was a sly low blow!
wrght9185 2 years ago
06:15...David Vincent!!!!
wrght9185 2 years ago
For the life of me, I'll NEVER understand any person's interest in a soap opera. The main objective in all of them back then years ago and now is for one person (or both) to cheat on the other. Granted, in real life people do commit adultery and have sex outside a committed relationship if not married, but the vast majority of men and women out there realize the severe disadvantage (divorce, bad reputation among peers, etc) of doing such a thing and avoid it entirely.
thedaemonforever 2 years ago 3
If you think the cheatin' & lyin' is bad in the soap operas, take a look at country music! Ha ha!!
wrght9185 2 years ago
yep a type of music where a song called "honky tonk badonkadonk" is a real hit
lockbreak12 2 years ago
Then look at the acting and the actors.
NUTCASE71733 2 years ago
@thedaemonforever easy explanation-people are stupid
pretorious700 5 months ago
boy the kinescope quality really is terrible.
1000huzzahs 2 years ago
5:42 Dr. F: "Frank, quit bogarting that toothpaste!"
dnm72863 2 years ago 4
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Well another crapola presentation from the vacume head MST3K. You must have such a low self esteem having to put all that crap around movies that where made by people who CAN make a move. You are such a twit!
velcroman11 2 years ago
Boo-hoo!
DrWhiggs 2 years ago
Joel looks so looped! I guess he just woke up or has allergies?
Wereupunder 2 years ago 3
He always looks bad at the beginning of the episode
OttoTorrens 2 years ago 2
"Life getting you down? Head ache pain? Try booze!"
sleepyhollow783 2 years ago 7
Long live MST3K! Thanks for uploading.
KaterzTheMSTie 2 years ago 18