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  • I remember watching this movie years ago but I don't remember any of this shit. Guess my memory repressed it.

  • That is the most fake and worst movie iv ever seen!! The biggest waste of time in my life wish I had my hour and a half back! It was so bad it made men physically sick !

  • Haha, it reminds me of that line from Kill Bill 2. "Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train... for you."

    Was Uma Thurman offered a role in this movie?

  • This is right up there with the srcond charlies angels movie.

  • Yep, dumbest movie ever. I usually all for "check your brain at the door and enjoy the movie". But this just waaay beyond that.

  • its dumb but its entertaining! dats all i care about, being entertained!

  • That poor Aprilia...Ivano Beggio is rolling in his grave.

  • Best freakin fucking movie ever. Its in my top 3 movies. So enjoyable... Love it! <3

  • This movie is on right now and im am watching it... ITS THE DUMBEST FUCKING MOVIE I THINK I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG TIME!!!

  • THIS MOVIE AIN GOT HOTSHIT ON (BIKER BOYZ) NOW THATS A CLASSICK

  • @QBez1

    My lucky stars, a negro!

  • never seen this movie and i never will. EVER! fighting with bikes? really? maybe it would look really awesome if you were high:D

  • EPIC FAIL

    

  • i like the part with the motorcycles

  • did you see how long the rail engineer took to pull the brakes lmao

  • FUCK THA POLEASE

  • this movie was shit all the acters were shit the scenes were gay the stunts were stupid and boring and bikes suck balls

  • but it has ice cube so it makes everything better, right? :D ok, the only realistic thing here is the fact that they use the throttle to burn their rubbers

  • yeah, I seen this movie and the script is obvious crap. The two women duking it out and calling each other bitches haha. Yeah you can see why that part if crap.

    That chase scene really really was too much for me. I don't think you can go so fast and not crash or even kill anyone walking in a major city. I think there are worse movies out there.

  • On a positive note :-), the camera work is superb.

  • Dumbest movie ? YES it is

  • "king a movie version of William Gibson's classic novel Neuromancer.."

    LOL, isn't The Matrix already a rendition of Neuromancer?

  • its messed up

  • Lol this is retaaaarded

  • how exactly does a motorcycle explode lol?

  • Wait a minute, motorcycles don't do any of this.

  • Calling this movie dumb is like calling "Shoot Em Up" dumb. Yes the plot and action sequences may be completely ludicrous, but that is exactly what was intended, to be completely over the top, enjoyable(to the right audience), and one of the movies you don't tell people you actually sat down and watched.

  • how to download?

  • this is a great movie that boost your adrenaline to the limits!! and impossible? who gives a fuck about it ? transformers 3 , green lantrn , spiderman ,iron man , call this are well knownn movies that are not realistic at all so shut the fuck up!

  • who ever knew mt. dew vs. pepsi could be so exciting!!!!

  • The worst part about this movie is that I even paid to watch it when it came out!!!, my hypermotard is a box compared to that Rsv!! Ahahahaha man this movie is not ridiculous...its worse!!!

  • i should sell my dirt bike and get a crotch rocket, in this movie they seem to be so useful for jumping and off road use!

  • @heroicwaffles

    Or you should get a cruiser to outrun a crotch rocket.

    :D

  • The Y2K superbike at the end, if it was a car, it would be the Red Bull X2010 of Gran Turismo 5...

  • Major BullShit!

  • this movie is such a guilty pleasure I wish Rifftrax would riff it, theses so much material

  • Torque is not a realistic movies and I accept the fact that there are so many flaws in this movie but its one of the top entertainers.This is one of my favorite movie

  • I gotta admit it is KINDA cool, but it's so stupid at the same time.

  • thank you for making this, cuz now no one has to watch this film

  • You want another dumb ass movie that was oner in the first 10 minutes? Watch that stupid ass Unstoppable!!

  • I was like "yeah... it sucks. But at least they're having fun with it". Then the chicks started doing their bike-fu; that was just insulting. Fuck this movie. LMAO

    Thanx for posting this vid, it saved me a headache.

    (BTW... that WAS a big fucking key)

  • Typical Bollywood movie

  • thise stupid shit is what made them ovie more entertaining then any of the fast and furious movies. If you're goign to do a movie like this either be over the top or down to earth never in between.

  • I don't care if Torque is "dumb", I love bikes!

  • lol he only stops the train when the white guy gets on the tracks... racist conductor!

  • wait this looks fucking amazing... they're trying to poke fun at fast and furious's style but at least this movie knows it has no story and its over the top so they're just having fun and if you relaxed and turned off your mind you would too... 79% of all movies are impossible (not realistic) so thats not a valid enough reason.. LOL

  • @xemb23 if I have to "turn my mind off" to enjoy a movie I would rather do something more valuable with my time

  • @xemb23 This movie isn't poking fun at Fast & Furious's style... this movie is made by the same guy who made Fast & Furious. It's like the guys who made Fast & Furious sat down and were like "okay, we need to make a movie for motorcyclists... so it will need to be really stupid so they can understand it".

  • @irocz0r

    This is the director's first film (and his second movie is only released this year). He was handed cash by the producer who wanted to cash in on the Fast and Furious movies. He thinks the F&F films are ridiculous, so he made his film as over the top as possible. He and the writers intended this to be a parody, but the actors didn't know and treated it as seriously as any other film.

  • @syafiqjabar I looked it up, we're both sort of right. Indeed the director and writer were pretty much novices, however, the producer Neal H. Moritz, is the same producer who produced The Fast & The Furious films, as well as xXx, another crappy self-parodying film. So, I wouldn't say that the people who made this film think F&F films are ridiculous, because the producer is the same one who produced those movies. The producer just likes over-the-top crap, it's not parodying anything but itself.

  • Torque was good! Loved it

  • why are those woman out of the kitchen

  • hace años que no veia torque, estaba guapa pero era mas surrealista

  • It's cool but too extreme to be realistic. I only like to watch what I know or can possibly happen.

  • Torque is what happens when a pretty talented guy who has a whole lot of anger and hatred of Hollywood is given a whole lot of money by a Hollywood studio to make a version of Fast & The Furious. And then is allowed to release the movie he made with no concessions, because the studio got what he was doing and dug it.

    Everybody should experience Torque at least once. If just for Adam Scott. Or Dane Cook being punched in the face.

  • Have you seen Birdemic? that is the worst movie of all time.

  • that was funny at the end

  • They could've went with something believable but they wanted to go over the top on the action.... I mean it had it all..... bikes, babes and just needed some good action.... pathetic movie!

  • its supposed to be an action comedy. the the "not a ramp" comment was clearly wrong... how else did they drive up it? watch the comentary... the giant key was for a shot. not to make people laugh. just couldnt get the shot they wanted so they kept it... get facts straight b4 ur bash good movies

  • Meybe this scenes are ridiculous, but it's still fun to watch. Anyway, how much we have good movies with fighting and bikes? He?

  • 40 people don't have big keys

  • was für ein kindermärchen LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • this movie is mad good brohemeth

  • where did u find des bulshit movie?!?!?!?!

  • so much fail in this movie...

  • Amazing

  • I must say the blond girl is anazing hot.

  • haha when he shoots with the doubble barrel shotty he just shoots of the chains exact.. But doesent the barrel shotty spread..?

  • What is this movie with the black guy acting like a terminator.. Maybe the name of this movie would be better called THE TERMINIGGER

  • 3:03 going forward doing a barrel roll..whitchcraft happens then at 3:12 there goin straight down upside down then he left the shop chasin a sport bike but ends up chassin a choppa..plus a y2k has a helicopter turbine engine and dont sound like a gixxer then on top of that the fuel leakin out woulda been spread to far apart to trail like that..and if u kno of a choppa that can go 250mph(besides me) let me know

  • lol the hell with the key haha

  • LOLLLL I remember watching the the trailer for the first time ever and noticed the GIANT KEY prop. They really made some poor prop builder make that, and then make the hilarious Adam Scott hold a giant key for that one shot. To whoever owns that GIANT KEY I will shower you in riches for it

  • wwaaiiiiittttt how the fuck does the guy survive that modafoking HIGH speed explosion he was on the same bike that killed the other guy but lets say the explosion doesnt kill him the fucking landing would.

  • It's a shitty film BUT at least it doesn't have a awful title like BIKER BOYZ. Biker Boyz sounds like a gay porn movie.

  • what a load of crappy crap crap

  • 2:04 HOW THE SHIT WOULD THAT CAUSE AN EXPLOSION?

  • Thanks. I almost forgot how retarded this movie is.

  • WTF !!

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  • stupidness

  • The CGI made that last scene seem like they were traveling at like 923848578484 miles an hour yet when the bike explodes he travels about 5 feet

  • تعال شمه

  • COME SMELL IT

  • I don't care if this movie is bad but Jaime Presley was fucking hot in this one!!!

  • No question: Greatest. Movie. Ever.

  • this movie wasnt that bad .

  • 1:24 way to rip off terminator 2

    3:02 EXTREME CLOSE-UP

    4:00 it's pepsi vs mountain dew, WHO IS THE SUPERIOR CARBONATED BEVERAGE?

  • 4:24 why on earth wud anyone attempt to fight using motorbikes as weapons lol unintentional comedy is the best type of comedy

  • Come to think of it, i forgot how silly this movie is.

  • hahaaha...OMG this is like an indian movie...

  • you forgot to include the part where the gay cowboys are eating pudding

  • 5:13 love that trick she do perectly fits the music at this point

    6:28 glass roules....ARNETTE!

    +the movie was dumb....

  • Dude this movies is supposed to be a comedy. Make people laugh which explains the huge key.. Haha u shouldn't watch comedies if u have problems with the shit they add because we all know no bike can move that fast like it did in the movie without killing them but that's what makes it fucking great .. So put a tampon in your pants and shut up haha

  • @tigerman213 this movie was good and i watched the directors comentary and your right they were wanting it to be funny but over the top action

  • @tigerman213 if its supposed to be comedy why isnt it under the comedy genre?

  • @StankiiRiders

    Because nobody told the producers and the actors that it's comedy, only the director and writer knows.

  • gay ass motherfuckers.. The movie may be ridiculous, but is BADASS! A-movies that has something to do with cars or bikes are BADASS!

  • Is 'dumbest' what the kids are using instead of 'awesomest' these days?

  • Adam Scott said they had a great time making it but it was weird because the producers wanted to make another Fast/Furious and the director filmed it like a spoof of those types of movies....

  • worst bullshit bout bikes ever

  • simply ridiculous !!!!!!!

  • 2 hours of watching this could cause some serious brain cell loss!

  • 39 people work for Pepsico.

  • product placements galore... movies tend to such when pepsi co. makes them.

  • you must be real stupid

  • obviously for kids. Totally idiotic.

  • Jamie Pressly is total trailer trash.

  • Thats a properly BIIG key ...best movie ever :)

  • ...And it was all paid for by Mountain Dew.

  • This movie couldn't be the dumpest movie ever for three reasons :

    1) Ice Cube play in this movie

    2) the two main girls are very hot

    3) the dumpest and the more ridiculous movie is the justin bieber's movie

    Now you can hate or love this movie but it's not the dumpest movie ever !!!!!

  • @BLEEDING0SOUL you ARE dump or dumb... wait, i'm confused.

  • @BLEEDING0SOUL Are you kidding me? good looking actors do NOT make up a good movie, and Ice cube arent even "good". Secondly, learn to spell "dumb"

  • this movie had bad cgi, ridiculous action scenes, terrible acting, an even terriblerer soundtrack, did i mention the terriblerererer cgi? but i was entertained as hell by this flick. hell, i'd rather watch torque twice in a row than the complete fast and furious-series.

  • don't look where you're going, by all means, you're only driving at 650 km/h

  • i dont give a damn what anyone says. As unrealistic as this movie is, it's entertaining.

    That last scene (the bike chase) was fuckin awesome! They were going so fast it was impossible! It was really cool though, not everything has to be realistic. Sometimes, real is boring...

  • THE KEY IS BIGGER THAN HIS HAND!

    This movie is terrible, and I love every second of it. If they decided to make a sequel, I would go see it immediately. It has to be better than Fast Five.

  • the only place where all that is possible is Hollywood.... seriously, this movie was so shit, and dumb, that it needs a new word to describe how crap it was... like crapdumbsonofabitchwastingmyti­medirectorjosephkahn.... yeah its a long one

  • If this exact same movie were made in Korea or Japan people would be calling it "the awesomest, craziest movie ever." Seriously, Takashi Miike could have made this movie.

  • wow what a classic american movie destroy everything blast it boom boom boom and stupid stuff ..... how did he jump over the cars in the last chase scene on the y2k is an act of being bike god....dumb ass movie

  • wow what a classic american movie destroy everything blast it boom boom boom and stupid stuff

  • the woman fight scene sucks

  • Even though the movie itself is simply ridiculous and was made in such a way that a viewer with any common sense would do facepalm every like 2 mins (i apologise for my english), i have to admit, that camera crew did some well job on making "juicy" picture.. I mean camera angles, lighting and other tricks with cameras are sometimes reaaally good! I recon that this camera crew used to shoot TV ads or something like that...

  • dumbitch at 5:20 slash her tires

  • what th efuck half of this movie is in slowmotion

  • I kept asking myself "Is this really happening?"

  • what... the.... fuck

  • should be a cool game

  • utterly forsaken by intelligability.

  • could have been a gd film if they hadnt balls it up this much

  • Wish I had a giant key like that, then maybe I wouldnt lose it...

  • most riders will find a part just before the train the most annoying. i can live with bad CGI and rediculous stunts cos its funny its blatant stupidity that annoys me.

    the blonde bird is on the daytona (i think) just before the train scene and wraps the throttle using her left hand.

    its simple things like that that prove whoever made this film has no idea.

    the first scene around the twistys in the film is ace though.

  • bari chutiyape ki film hai

  • i think this movie was going for the whole cartoon thing...

  • as a avid biker, someone shoot me for I now know what disgraces are out there.

  • You know it's going to be a shitty movie when Ice Cube is in it.

  • this movie and the 2 movies of charlie's angels are a masive cuantity of stupid, dumbest and horrible sh#@%&t in the universe

  • This is worst than Power Rangers movies the special efects are worst than spectrun, anoretic girls fight on bikes, and bikes on gravel inbalibel this crap movie came out the Hells Angels Would spank o did this shit

  • Torque is one of the movies that you watch when there is nothing else to watch, it helps kill time. I give a C+ cause I found it be entertaining 

  • @dejonal I agree with you. Its poor in so many ways, but just entertaining in its own way.

  • some body loves bikes a bit toooo much!!!!!

  • hahhahaha last was gud the bus driver....lol

  • Wow i didn't know you could go that fast!!! that gets my vote for the top 2

  • los que saben de motos deportivas opinen los demas no opinen sin conocimiento una niña puede levantar una cbr de 120 kilos facil

  • 2:52 EEERRRRRR VRROOOOMMMM, "Asshole" ,EEERRRRRRR CRRRAASSHHH

  • its bad but not the worst

  • This movie is incredible.... It's as if God had one more amazing idea he had to create but ran out of clay, so he had to make it with shit.

  • Mountain Dew is all over this fucking shitty movie. I gotta say though the two dumb sluts fighting WITH street bikes is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in any movie

  • This shit is so realistic its sick

  • Bhahhahahhaha, it's like all those bollywood movies with people flying and shit:D

  • I was going to get my licence but forget it. Motorbikes are too crazy!

  • thx for posting this video. now i know to never watch this movie

  • LMFAO that y2k jetbike they showed on the paddock stand is jet powerd and not chain driven.. obviously the rear wheel would not spin!

  • @smorg12 Unfortunately young Sam, it is chain driven...

  • @smorg12 it's chain driven bro

  • looks liek u did

    BICTH

  • dumb...

  • Why does he only pull the brakes on the train when the other guy starts running towards the track ... it was ok to kill the black guy but not the white guy?

  • @iexusuxei black power spik

    

  • @samueljstokem LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

  • @iexusuxei ??? Laugh out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud.

    That doesn't make sense at all. Just like this piece of shit movie.

  • "thank god for airbags" wow what a great classic line.

  • why do I suddenly want a mountain dew?

  • this movie is pretty awful if you know anything about bikes

  • It looks like those Bollywood action movies.

  • For some reason I never heard of this movie. It looks pretty good though besides some of the more none-realistic things...and that big ass key, lmfao.

  • this movie was coo

  • at 3:38... where di he get those glasses?

  • @JIVETurkeyy haha fail

  • evrything was a fucking fail.... ugh

  • actually every 10 seconds there was a fail but still is very good movie

  • actually every 10 seconds there was a fail

  • AWESOME! Greatest ever!

  • motorcycle's wouldn't explode like that

  • Best split second of the movie: 6:08 ;)

  • Now the key part was just plain stupid! XD

  • Um, yeah, no offense, but that's what movies are for, showing impossible action! And it was pretty neat action if you ask me!

  • you miss the fact the hummer has no drive train. its a friggin movie!!!!

  • wat song is that at 4:05

  • @39stkilla "Push It" by Static-X

  • YOU FORGOT THE WORST MOVIE OF THEM ALL