Best "Horrible Bosses" Quotes

[Tranquilbez22]

Charlie day is basically Zac efron but only shorter and has a beard

[MrsCookieleCake]

"They make me sad to look at." This movie is the best!! :D

[eddiecampbellonline]

I want you to fire the fat people !

[LuciaAtleti95]

I love 1:18 :)

[tonymlg91]

dont you talk about how hot she is you fuckin god damn bastard

[DarkMoonlight1000]

"well that's a lot of gas" hahaha lol :D

[tatayaya]

this movie's resolution is really stupid. its a shame because it has some good moments and jamie foxx is excellent.

[SouljahsMarching]

"i'm sorry, i am a squirter Dale!" LMAO

[kthewat]

the best part is still when hes in the car singing 'thats not my name'

[JordanDisastrMastr]

charlie day is freakin adorable!!!

[MCD300]

I thought you said she was just a hole for your dick....

[dobadobadooo]

Isn't that Glenn Howerton (aka Dennis Reynolds) at 3:03 ??

[shabuu56]

I know who is is biiitch...that line had me dead

[sosourbc20]

i laughed intil i cried when he goes "wait kill one of us" HIS FACE omgggggggg. 2:00 LMAO!!!!

[mrsmcrkilljoy2]

Dale was my favourite. -3

they call me STACEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleMisCJ]

You forgot the BEST part of the whole damn movie!!! (thats not my name (clap clap).... They call me STACAYYYYYYY!!!!!) funniest thing u will ever see :)

[pink24cutie]

What about the one at the last scene; 'YOU CRAZY BITCH. WHORE.' AND ' AHH THAT FELT GOOD

[KLark1500]

It's Bunk! I'm glad he got a job outside of The Wire. He deserves it!

[musicismylife7664]

lol 1:06 u would properly shit urself!

[shaqluva123]

1:15

Jason Sudeikis: Made it.

Jason Bateman: Made it.

Charlie Day: "(Dives into garage door) DAHHH!!!...ahhh!!!......I didn't make it in!

xDDD

[OmniTriforce3]

@shaqluva123 That was hilarious how dale smacked himself on the door

[FlySolo93]

"i thought you said she was just a whole for your dick." :D

[zombiekillateral]

Wasn't that good of a movie

[jayska23]

3:05 DENNIS!

[welcome2jamrock1]

muthafuka jones !

[DominationVideos]

LOL "Danny DeVito movie..." it's funny how he works with Danny DeVito on IASIP.

[lizzyforever5461]

LMAO!!!! how Charlie landed on the grass at 1:09 bahahahahhaa!!

[MrRetlav]

Jammie Lee Foxx was hilarious on this movie xD

[chappy422]

So you DO know the movie?

[darkwolfnightmare06]

That's not my name *clap clap* xDD

[itsalwayssunny007]

I loved how Motherfucker Jones called Dale a hamster. Lmfao

[audreyxoxo1]

@itsalwayssunny007 so accurate lol

[Simplymatt937]

Life Is A Marathon You Cant Win Unless You Put A Few Bandaids On Ya Nipples"

[Golfshooter]

trimming the fat lol

[MoosePancakes]

A "Best Horrible Bosses Quotes" video is impossible to make..unless you show the whole movie!! :D

[SURX3NoRCaL187BuSTaZ]

best comedy movie of all time right next to pinapple express

[utubenatetravis]

what about "can i get two and hold the cheese on the third" ...hahaha

[convergator]

hahahaha murder consultant hahahahaha

[SouthernSurvivalTX]

its hard watching charlie not being f'in stupid

[Assassinofgrapes]

Lmfao, dale jumped on the lawn when they were hiding haha

[trippinonahole]

motherfucker jones

[ilovebrucey]

Frank Reynolds shout out at :42 seconds

[epicferret1]

some1 is calling my nyame

[GSP4EVAH]

-3 hours late! Whats the deal?

-I was at your father's funeral!

-Mhm, well maybe that excuse would've flown if my dad was here, but I'm in charge now.

-That excuse wouldn't make any sense if your dad was still here.

-In my office now!

[doggyman395]

awww they missed out the "fire prof. xavier" part that shit was hilarious

[FloridaBassFishin]

Charlie refrencing danny devito and Dennis in the dentist chair lol

[feribz]

you missed the jamie fox scene explaining his name! ahah

[Sanmarachella]

@wheredoescouragecome Exactly what I was thinking.

[Funnyman519]

Lmao at 1:10; worst hiding spots ever... xD

[wheredoescouragecome]

It's kind of surreal to hear Charlie Day referencing Danny DeVito.

[Actors317]

- You said she was just a hole for your dick.

- I never said that.

[hdlvalentez]

omg charlie day. hahahah ♥

[ssj4punkrocker]

So, you do know the movie..

[xalanx22]

"how u like them nipples?!"

[runescape1sux]

this was just a bunch of cropped up commercial videos...

[vivalaxxjen]

I LOVE when Pellet comes out of his garage and Nick + Kurt go hide and Dale jumps on the lawn!

[martinboson]

(Me watching the clip) "Wait... Hitchcock and DeVito haven't made a movie together... lol slapped!"

[TheBoogymannn]

little jabs?...LOL

[kingturner8]

im not a creep or anything but..... i was looking forward to him fucking jennifer aniston..... damn, and kurt, you need to learn how to talk to black people lol

[MrJacobglas]

what movie is this!?

[jacketsrule58]

@MrJacobglas your an idiot

[MrJacobglas]

@jacketsrule58 i know lol i didnt read it

[LordSpleach]

Only Charlie would reference Throw Momma off the Train!

[MrRadaikon]

@LordSpleach Well wasn't  Devito in that movie?

[Sai2424]

"What'd he say?"

Lmfaooo

[misspinkskittle]

Charlie Day is ADORABLE.

[JennyJubyJay]

U dont have the part at the end where Jeniffer Aniston says " I thought you said she was just a hole for your dick!!"

[EZRASHUGEREVIEWS]

"We are men looking for a man."

[immakickyourass]

"What do you mean by trim the fat?!"

- "I want you to fire all the fat people..." _ LMFAO!

[immakickyourass]

"... while she makes herself a snack. A popsicle, a banana, and finally a hotdog! And eating them in that weird order, you know that's just not a proper meal!" _ LMFAO!!!

[MsNanana13]

1:18 :D

[TheMcvlogger]

THATS DENNIS ON THE CHAIR AT THE END!!!!!!!!

[banenstrijder]

i was drag racing

in a prius?!

haha genius :)

[hotsizz20]

"I don't win a lot." lmao

[MegaTracyb]

@hotsizz20 this one is my fav too..."i dont win a lot "

[goldangel100]

@hotsizz20 MY FAVORITE

[LindsayLohan001]

Amazing Movie .

[1703lily]

" the po-po" - " that means police" hehe

[MammothGaming]

lol!



[chuckproductionscm]

What about the quote at the end of the movie? "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states" lol this was funny though...

[lordlionelrathbone]

@chuckproductionscm ahaha that was so hilarious. "i don't know what that means."

[oerdin0910]

@chuckproductionscm i thought of that before clicking on this video

[StevieStickman]

@chuckproductionscm "Yeah, i'm sure I heard it in a movie" "I don't you did, i'm sure it's never been in a movie" "Well, it is now.." BOOM.

[yolanda0916]

Lol