scottish total recall

[brunster64]

Epic :)

[leedoc121]

hahaha love it

[mhendry1888]

cmon upstairs n al tickle yur barse hahahahah

[sboubalouta]

10 out of fucken 10

[IXIGAZELLEIXI1]

2:56 is that the guy from burnistoun

[wishingwell12345]

Brilliant :)

[SirReal1958]

While in the U.S. Navy, I was stationed for 18 months in Scotland. The Scots are way more difficult to understand than the Brits.

[KaitainCPS]

@SirReal1958

The Scots ARE Brits. But the Glaswegians, only just.

[TheGreenAndWhite1]

what movie is this from?

[kieranhurlford]

@TheGreenAndWhite1 total recall

[wulfie916]

i hope ya scrubed yar baws before you let that lassie hold them :P

[paisleyfergie]

pure dynamite aff its chump arnie suits being a dafty

[MrISayStuff]

This video stops playing for me at 1:46 every time. Is it just a problem on my end, or something wrong with the vid?

BTW, love all your videos doc weet

[BasilFawlty4444]

This is uncannily similar to Glasgow......

[Alan7997]

@BasilFawlty4444 I'm still looking for the differences man! Must be subtle ones. :p

[yurismir1]

@Alan7997 Not really. The entonation of Glaswegian is very enterrogatev? Like they're askin' wee questions? It's very destenktev?

[Sou1defiler]

Is it me or does the black guy sound like Tam Cowan?

[jemimallah]

accent's aff. how dare you besmirch the linguistic diversity of the west of scotland by just plastering the same generic "yr getting chibbed" bullshit over everything

[MuzzaA93]

thats too fucking busy to be motherwell town center

[nivle9195]

Top Class A*****

[28rampage]

class..

[rwtj01]

quality mate

[EventualZen]

Reminded me of Trainspotting. Awesome.

[satan666himself]

fuckin class 

[Cabronosidad]

Outrageous & hilarious. Much better than the original!

[NobIeSavage]

a want tae sook on yer helmet!

[TheUvoxNew]

magic ya bas!!!

[tonmon100]

I want tae sook oan yer helmit ahahaha :D

[kinneas]

Hahaha this is fuckin brilliant.

[MrGKFraser]

This is your best one,better than Star Wars mate!

[COREYMCGUIRE1993]

you sure this wasnt glasgow, ill chib you

[MrEastwood21]

amazing jj x

[Kestrel222]

amazing

[TenderChickenOnFire]

Whoa, man, I hope you've scrubbed your balls before that lassie holds them likes!

[MrAPEMothership08]

I wannae suck on yer helmet, hahahaha

[VanBullock]

hahaha, cheers! ;_D

[henmcben]

SUCK Y'OAFF FUR IRN BRU

[JoeMcdonnell]

that midget is actually Stevie Naismiths dad

[fadyadelnageeb]

so when's the translation sheet coming out ?

[drweetabix]

@fadyadelnageeb aye ken mun whit yee own aboot likesy.

[rambodeish]

Brilliant hahaha The beef olives are oan me! Canny believe MGM and Fox blocked a couple of the other videos the cunts

[drweetabix]

@rambodeish aye total wallipers

[HOSTILEPRODUCTtv]

unreal man make more i only watched this and star wars 6 im off my dial have to sleep but man thias is the best ever do more ta' fuck

[drweetabix]

@HOSTILEPRODUCTtv cheers man

[slantyrock]

Nice job

[Creoleatheart]

royal legions ARE full of old spastics mind

[tbcam88]

Fucking hilarious mate.

[gayeboi]

The beef olives are oan me!!!

[Hallyban1]

you NEED to make another one of these for total recall !!

[Hallyban1]

haw senga! .........want me to hold your baws??....oh ya dirty bastart :L

[EllPol]

I'll suck your cock for irn bru, love it!

[Vanquinho]

Ah want tae sook oan yur helmet..

[teeWhiteScoland]

3 people are from motherwell :L !!

[piledrivemymother]

Lads, fuckin hell. Amazin! Need to get maself back up that Motherweell!!! Could go a right good baw hodin!

[drweetabix]

@piledrivemymother canny fookin beat it mon

[thyholyKENDO]

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY SENGA!

[graemekennedy89]

3 people are english.

[Imsouthy]

This is absolute gold

[marayoungo10]

absolute genius mate....well played...just about choked on ma dinner there..lol

[drweetabix]

@marayoungo10 haha cheers

[DillingerEP]

This is my favourite out of the Scottish "blockbusters" I've watched so far. The guest appearance by Kuato at the end is the tits!

[drweetabix]

@DillingerEP thanks. who would have thought kuato was into the bobby eh.

[hyperdeath84]

This is one of the best dubbed accent vids I've seen. Good work.

[drweetabix]

@hyperdeath84 nice one thanks

[TitanSound]

Fucking excellent :D

[Seniore88]

cracked a rib laughing at this

[ACDC920605]

lol

[misscris101]

that laugh at 19 seconds totally made me crease - genuis

[Tehfaux]

fuckin epic

[enlimhgiel]

everytime i try to watch this, it says 'content provider has not made this public'... Whatsgoinoan?!

[xbrandnewx]

"mr, ye got any money for heroine? ma maws rattling"

[ikboll]

This is fucking hilarious! I've got tears streaming down my face. What does that guy say to arny when he walks up to him and arny says "calm doon pal"?

[xbrandnewx]

@ikboll

He says, "your getting chibbed ya cunt"

[ikboll]

@xbrandnewx hahahahahaha,thanks, but what the fuck does that mean?

[xbrandnewx]

@ikboll Lol awh right, it means to hit someone with something. =p

[ikboll]

@xbrandnewx hahahahahahaha, I see, thanks.

[NasalFloss]

@xbrandnewx Or to cut or stab...

[stephanhughson]

@ikboll Y'er getting chibbed ya cunt!

[ikboll]

@stephanhughson hahahaha, thanks, calm doon pal! Hilarious!

[DarrrrenCullllen]

Great job

[gzuz2k8]

"gawn tae see yer maw? auch thats nice tht"

[marcmcardle1]

drweetabix did you edit this yourself mate? Cos it's absolute comic genius! Hilarious mate, let us know if there's any more to have a look at.

[drweetabix]

@marcmcardle1 aye i did mate.cheers for watching glad you liked it so much.

[NasalFloss]

Simply amazing!

[mrcuddles100]

good shit man

[hamsaladsausage]

this is fucking excellent: more scottish versions of arnie films please!

[muzza3214]

who's the guy fae motherwell who disliked this haha

[hairychainsaw1]

Naw, thur fucking stinking!!

[pixelissue]

you should allow embedding so we can share this on facebook pal!

[drweetabix]

@pixelissue i thought i had allowed it maybe youtube have stopped it due to copyright or something.glad you like it i had no idea it would be this popular.cheers

[Nightslasher]

@drweetabix Its fucking brilliant min! Get it shared!

[drweetabix]

@Nightslasher its public on facebook and vimeo.cheers

[TheBlackDelorian]

magic, that pub is definitely a step up from the megabar anyway

[atocp]

@TheBlackDelorian

well you can't exactly take a step down from the megabar. well...maybe the palace.

[xmatt19x]

YA DIRTY BASTARD.

[sleepingcode]

THIS IS AMAZING

[VincentBA2011]

superb!

[iggypopshot]

HAHAHA fucking nice one!!!

[logisticsninjistics]

Hoh mon,

[Rajtronics]

Get you ass to Largs

[johnie12inch]

HAHAHAHA

[Nightslasher]

Fucking brilliant!

[hlashflahflhsjfh]

theyr fuckin stinkin

[supervillan]

hilarious but get tae wishaw thats fucking worse than motherwell!

[drweetabix]

@supervillan aye youve got a point

[BobNThat]

Hahahaha, "c'mon upstairs and al tickle yer barse."

Amazing.

[SpiteEngineGrindDog]

hahahaha. incredible!

[SeafarFlats]

we have arrived!

[Chunkfuck1]

amazing

[dokmatic1]

aww buckled!!

[teamsano]

haha, another cracker mr weetabix!

[rudydynxx]

like it