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  • NOTHING ORIGINAL THESE DAYS.

    THEY JUST FUCKING TRANSFORM A KIDS STORY INTO SMASH ACTION PACKED KILLING RAMPAGE.

  • Skins to AWESOME MOVIE!!!

    

  • Ewan McGregor, I am going to watch this just for you!

  • RPG?

  • if only jack and the beanstalk was this good,i'll read it everyday!

  • its reminds of me of the manga that i read recently , SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN

  • name of the song/music at the beginning please

  • after this story...puss in boots will climb up the beanstalk and steal the duckling...lol

  • The movie title sucked, and the movie sucks, and the trailer sucks, and the actors sucks, and everything about this piece of shit sucks.

  • Must admit that the movie title sucked

  • the guy from About A Boy movie

  • lol

  • wow....hollywood is running out of ideas. whats next, Three Little Pigs.

  • @ShadowN63 sounds cool make it show the wolf devouring that pig in high definition lol

  • lol this movie is based on jack and the beanstalk.

  • XD "Meow" "What?" *BOOM!*

  • This looks SO FREAKING COOL AND OMFG NICHOLAS HOULT IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!

  • Who knew a freaking childs story could turn into an epic movie. o_o I am so going to watch this.

  • Tony!!!

  • @lynchinjesus Lolz I know right!?

  • Looks cool, stupid title.

  • 1:16 Why they are so many. Imagine how they are fu***ing....

  • I've never been a fan of those old stories, but this just looks awesome!

  • 1:20 Shit! that looked real

  • ... What the fuck?

  • After all the crazy films that have come out you would imagine someone would have the brains to know that this is an absurd idea for a movie

  • So, Tony become a giant slayer after graduating College

  • Beans? You got to be kidding. What happens if you eat them?

  • There goes my childhood.

  • I love it when he goes "WHAT?"

  • he's gone from skins to this?!

    im excited!!! <333

  • 1:09 - appearently Ewan McGregor still had time to do his hair, even in times of war...

  • @oliverandm That's not Ewan McGregor you troll lol..

  • the illuminati eye has to be everwhere...init

  • So skyrim

  • TONY!!!

  • So...Lord of the Rings?

  • @spideyrockz4ever This is nothing like Lord of the rings. How did you come up with that

  • @Peticburnsy97 No I just thought that during the forest scenes with the giants. Please don't think much of my previous comment

  • omg ever since inception ever action movie trailer been sounding like the inside of a fat guys gut

  • *gasp* Ewan is in this? MUST SEE :D

  • I was interested in seeing this until i saw....... From Bryan Singer.... The man who killed Superman. No thanks Bryan.

  • is jack and the beanstalk supposed to be this intense??? gosh!

  • Don't get them wet? ... Is this gremlins or something?

  • whats the name of the song in the trailer, sounds good.

  • First it was little red, next was snow white, now it's jack, I predict that the next one will be goldilocks hunting those bears.

  • looks awesome

  • Hey look, it's Tony from Skins.

  • X-men origins beast

  • 0:40-Puss in Boots :3

  • Oh i thought this was a big guy named jack that kills people..

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  • ok first snow white, then jack and the bean stalk. maybe they'll do the 3 little pigs next

  • @dookiebabii lol , priceless comment !

  • COOOOL!!!!!

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  • that jack in the bean stalk story? yeaaa fuck that shit tell this to your kids before bed

  • jack and the beanstock

  • X MEN!!!!!!!!!!

  • tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy

  • its tony from skins uk!

    

  • @MrSebastianCervantes  Yes he is. :)

  • There are giants in the sky! There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky!

  • srsly? snow white, robin hood and now jack and the beanstalk? Cmon directors, not to mention twilight wif a zombie. WTF are u guys running out of ideas?

  • Yeah, they also forgo to say, "also, the same guy that directed Superman returns"

  • If anyone got the trailer for far-cry3 before this like me and wonder what the song was its 'Noisia - Machine Gun'

  • looks really cool.

  • Nicholas Hoult!!! <3

  • Don't lose your beans nigga and whatever you do... don't get them wet nigga!

  • 1:20 is an OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SSHHHIITT moment.

  • Tony's come a LONG way since college. I wonder what Sid's up to?

  • I mean come on. He was in the best trilogy OF history so he's not gonna be in a shit movie. It's got to be decent!!

  • This

    looks

    AWESOME!!!!!

  • Nicholas Hoult <3

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  • what happens when the giant grabs the guy??

  • Jack must be the Dovahkiin!

  • whats with all these movies with no originality? Real Steal (rock em sock em robots), Abe Lincoln the vampire hunter (come on really?), Gj fucking joe (:-/), battleships (fucking hasbro i swear), now jack and the gaint beanstalk? FFS where are all the good movies at?

  • @Needler13 They're don't need to make movies that innovate or educate, not when everyone will go see this even if it turns out to be a stinking pile of drek.

  • @Needler13 I love when ignorant people like you get top comment. The ratio of amazing to bad movies has always remained the same throughout the decades, but you seem incapable of realizing that, and instead spout this garbage.

  • @Needler13 why dont you make one?? and ur still gonna go see it so stop bitching about it

  • thumbs up if ur name is jack

  • Just stay away from mammoths and giants won't touch you

  • WOW really nice, Hell of a soundtrack heh?

  • I've got a feeling they've ruined a very good child's book

  • Its like skyrim without the dragons!

  • why doesn't jack use fus ro dah 

  • @putaspekpek I hear ya, however I like what they are doing like with Red Riding Hood and all, but then again this disrupts the power of a story for a boy who sold cows for magic beans. This is like a war movie lmao.

  • HAHA Jack and the bean stalk. That`s freakin AWESOME

  • FairyTale : Beans for cows ? Fuck YEAH !!!

    Reality : Bean for cows ? Mr. Bean ? FUCK YEAH !!!!

  • trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltroll

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  • something gravved her, something big...TENTACLES !!!!

  • My cousins best friend made this movie (Brian Singer)

  • Some people are stupid and some are retarded, you my friend are both. So shut it.

  • Tony? Tony? What are you doing up that beanstalk, Tony? Get down there right now! Sid is probably worried sick and so is Michelle!

  • Where's Effy?

  • what is this ? fantasy ? horror ? action ?

  • these giants aren't giant enough

  • Jack and the bean stock hardcore addition? Child Hood inception.

  • Tony, you might want to get your ass back to Bristol mate, a bunch of uncharacteristic retards have started to roam the streets!

  • Damn... a lot more hardcore than the jack and the bean stalk story I read growing up.. lol

  • Who thinks this is worth seeing? I don't know if I'd go to the theater to see this.

  • SOMETHING GIANT IS COMING, if you know what I mean ;)

  • Bryan Singer? let me see... OH i remember him!! the stupid fuck who killed the X-Men Saga, and cripple the Superman Story! SHOVE YOUR MOVIE UP YOUR GAY ASS SYNGER!

  • 'Jack & the Bean Stalk' meets 'Dungeons and Dragons'?

    Fuck yeah~!

  • Well this a more graphic version of a kids story. Im still waiting for Hanzel and Gretel, does the witch actually eat them this time?

  • @PapomanResurrect i think hanzel n gretel already had an adult version(not adult version as a sex film), i kinda get reminded of sumthin about hanzel n gretel, was pretty scary tho

  • @putaspekpek lol the story were all familiar with is scary enough! what with the impending canniballism and burnt alive-iness and whatnot

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  • Finally! Tony from skins is in another movie!

  • @MyChayse this will be his 8th movie since skins.

  • I saw this being filmed, fuck yea

  • the giant looks like golom on steroids

  • Nick has come such a long way since skins!

  • lol beans are HOLY relics???

  • This is not an adaptation or a spin on Jack and the Giant Beanstalk. It is an adaptation of an earlier fairy tale of the same name. I do not usually ask for thumbs up, but please thumbs this up so we can cut down on the retarded posts.

  • @moviegrapevine And it was a movie back in the 60's. (It was really, really bad though. "Godzilla"-esque giants in rubber suits.

  • @evawulf Sounds hilarious

  • defenetly gonna see this one!

  • I would so GO and see this LOL

  • Great movies coming out

  • Whats the song on the trailer?

  • King: Where is the Princess

    Jack: Up der *points to the bean stock

    King:....no seriously.....

    Jack: Im being for real :/

    King:.....

    Knights:....

    Jack:......

    Bean Stock: CLIMB ME BETCH!

  • The great thing about stories is they can be told many different ways

  • we fucking need dovakhiin :D

    FUS RO DAH :D

  • TONY

    

  • Ewan McGregor, Shit! That means I gotta see it

  • @Moviemajor27 Haha, my thoughts exactly. I caught a glimpse of him in the trailer and was like "Ewan McGregor?!?! Ewan McGregor!!! Must go see."

  • @superherosrocktiger1 pssh i know right

  • Fee fi fo fum

    I smell a flop movie coming up

  • i cant take this film seriously :P

  • @joaomor10 why not? you do realize there is an actual Jack and the Giant Killer story, right?

  • seems epic enough.

  • So Quasimodo is the protagonist?

  • where is the Puss ?

  • The most stupid thing I've seen since spider-man 3

  • skyrim trained me for this.

  • @acrazyguy14 Have you put on knee protection then?

  • @ashebull123 way ahead of you. im also quite prepared to be launched into space from giant hits. [puts on parachute]

  • Its gonna b an awesome ass movie!!!!!!!

  • bryan singer?? no im not watching this, he is one of the worst directors ever, like uwe boll...

  • what happens when the giant grabs the guy?

  • @markad32 he uses fus ro dah

  • not jack and the giant killer, but jack THE giant killer?

  • hmmm, Jack and The Beanstalk & David and Goliath, lol, i agree with doublepa14

  • i think what theyre trying to do is bring the dark part out of our fairy tales that we grew up with which i think is a freakin aweseom idea to question all the things we overlooked in our fairy tales

  • Creativity has officially abandoned Hollywood

  • @doublepa14

    Why? Because they decided to make a film about a Cornish folk legend from a few hundred years ago, and you were dumb enough to assume it was based on a children's fairytale and get annoyed?

    Good job.

  • arrrghh

  • OMFG nicholas hoult AND ewan mcgreggor in the SAME movie I gotta go watch this XD

  • the giant is played by jack black.... from Gulliver's travel

  • From the director of X-Men!?..

    WAIT!!... That's not a good selling point at all!!

    Now I'm MUCH less excited to see it!

  • wow this out of the uk me impressed

  • i wanna see this movie!!!!

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  • what happens when the giant grabs that guy?

  • ITS BEAST!!

  • Shouldn't it be Giant-Killer? The title makes it sound as if Jack were a 9 foot tall murderer.

  • I'll only see this movie because of Nicholas Hoult

  • looks good lol!

  • Wait a minute was the release date changed for this movie? I looked it up and it says its coming out march 2013 but the trailer says June 2012!?

  • Whats with making all the fairytales into more "serious" or "adult" like movies all of a sudden, srsly you have.

    1) red riding hood

    2) snow white

    3) jack and the beanstalk

    4) beauty and the beast

    let me know if im missing any, but srsly whats next!? Aladdin?

  • @PerlaB4

    1) this ISN'T BASED ON JACK AND THE BEANSTALK.

    2) you know that NONE of the stories you listed are like the kid-friendly versions you know, right?

    They were HORROR stories to entertain adults and scare kids into doing what they were told, by showing that parents knew more about the scary world than they did.

    Like in the ORIGINAL Snow White, they forced the evil queen to wear iron dance shoes fresh from the fire, and they wall watched burn to death on the ballroom floor.

  • @orinanime Calm down... ik they were not original fairy tails i learnt that with redriding hood. I'm just saying hollywood has gotta stop making one after one, it shows they're running out of ideas.

  • @PerlaB4

    They're not running out of ideas.

    They make a few hundred movies a year. It's just the mainstream ones that people notice.

    It's been like this since movies started.

    It's the same with 3D. 3D first started in the 50s. But the people that whine about it now, are the same people that think it's a NEW gimmick. Hollywood as been remaking old stories since it began.

    This isn't a new trend. People just think it's new.

    Look up your history, and you'll be less annoyed.

  • @orinanime Omg im just trying to make a point. Can you stop replying to everyone as if you're a know it all?

    I'm looking down and you're replying to everyone who seemed to have just made a mistake.

  • @PerlaB4

    making a mistake is not the same thing as being stupid. though the two often go together.

    Why should I stop replying to them?

    Hopefully they'll read the reply and learn something.

    We should all be so lucky to learn something new everyday.

  • @orinanime Leave them alone alright? Not everyone is gunna know their 'history' stop spamming the damn page

  • @PerlaB4

    Leave them alone? I'm not bothering anyone, but you apparently.

    I'm not spamming the page. If i were posting the same thing over and over for no reason, and just making posts... then I'd be spamming.

    But I'm NOT. I'm REPLYING TO OTHER POSTS.

    There's a difference.

    Maybe they should know their history?!

    Ever think of that?! NO. You didn't.

    "they don't know their history. leave them alone"

    Read - "They're uneducated. Don't educate them"

    Calm down and grow up.