Nissan Juke-R Shakedown and Testing

[Maxx61]

My Juke is no joke. Approaching 225hp with less than $1,000 worth of additions. Pulls like a freight train at boost and I haven't even touched the engine management system yet. I'm glad people are opposed to it. I don't want to see myself coming and going. The more people that hate it, the less I'll see on the road and the more fun it will be to shock someone when the croc-eyed beast eats them for breakfast. 2900-lbs/225hp makes for fun driving every day of the week.

[MikeyXB]

gay

[fightingmexican707]

does this have the same launch control as the 2012 gtr?

[Juul096]

I swear its the topgear test circuit

[TheReapersSon]

The last part of the video.... man, look at that pull!

[Jab4Films]

is there really a market for this kind of... Thing ? Like maybe a Soccer Mom/Spy ? Like really who's gonna buy this thing. If you wanna run around a track you buy a ZR1 or GTR, if you wanna take your kids to chucky cheese you buy an Odysee.

And if your in denial about being a complete faggot you buy this.

[TerribleTSi]

LOVE nissan

now next on the board should be a 370zx. Twin Turbo Z's again....we need them

[rEcKLesSzzz]

the regular juke is hideous

[DCSAmimd]

the brute power from the gtr whit lightweight juke platform sounds good. cant believe that nissan will actualy sell something like that, i mean a full street legal.

[rthing]

GTiR

[Raven888able]

I like the sound

[BLITZKRIEGRECORDS000]

How much?

[mrkingquang]

It looks life a Ginnie pig rolling in a ball around the track

[laggispower1]

Imagine the juke-r with the AMS ALPHA 12 package!!!!

[LOLHICRONO]

if only the top most lights were removed the car would look 100x better

[deezomaxima]

Whatever. Who cares how it looks, it will kill any truck out there from any manufacturer.

[VORSTIENER]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen, who gives a shit if its so fast

[TthisIs18]

i want it



[TheFiratunal]

still ugly

[deezomaxima]

this car will be respected. the end.

[megaskrilz]

lol looks so gay who cares if its fast...thats like making a civic fast and thinking you're cool :)

[paulypulsar]

How about a new Pulsar Gti-R to compete in the market with the likes of Focus RS, Astra VXR ect. I think it would be extremely successful.

[iChessur]

it's just WOAAAAAAAAO

[AlexTheZebra]

Lol, so many haters. Usually the more haters something has the more i want this thing.

[adrianw2506]

Ugly.

[Shift4g]

@adrianw2506 That's just something they brought over from the GT-R.

[07SuperchargedSS]

put it in production! then watch bmw X6M owners cry...

[MrDumess]

haters gana hate

[MayCazz]

it give only 2 prototypes vote when you want a mass production

[troyb86]

dont bash what you don't own!

[esurfer26]

This is just waste of time!

[poll669]

they should combine the juke, leaf, cube, versa, and morano cabriolet

[G1uTiN]

what a waste of money and effort!

[stig1995atl]

piece of shit

[npergel]

I whant it !!!!!!!!!

[zking5971]

so this is GTR + Z ??? :PP

[4582ferrari]

this is a freaking joke

[4582ferrari]

nissan should redesign that ugly front end

[4582ferrari]

this is as stupid as putting a lfa engine into a prius

[4582ferrari]

why put a nissan gtr engine in a ugly juke why not put it in a 370z , maxima or murano

[4582ferrari]

nissan joker

[greenbastard619]

Well, my wife wants a Juke and I want a GT-R so...

[rainofthepast]

dear Nissan CEO , bring back the 240z instead of this .

[elsmoov]

You have got to be kidding , did'nt ugly pieces of shit kill Pontiac !

[nissanmicrak12]

also its not instead of the gtr! its a mini suv a smaller version of the quashquai one hell of a car to drive as it is!!!the gtr is amazing but inheriting gtr trates is one hell of an idea!

[nissanmicrak12]

why be a sheep and follow toyota? bring on the juke r!!!!well done nissan

[you2tube22]

Still ugly!

[muffinboy1994]

i think this is what the car development world needs more of... um hey AMBITION! why not throw a supercar engine into something like this.. who would disagree with an LF-A engine in the Prius?? that right.. NO ONE

[maxpower700]

and when i think about it, this is almost like their patrol with the skyline engine. crazy, odd, fun, and completely brutal as a sleeper!

[NICKYFURYY]

but..but the juke is ugly..

[wespuerta]

ummm cause its lighter. dumb fuck tart. go play gran turismo fag

[csmybuttt]

So it's an uglified GTR with back seats?

[UAE224455]

from juke-r

to joke-r

[IraqiSpecialCars]

everything is perfect except the shitty design

[sdstig]

Why do people think this would be cheap at all? Cheaper than a GTR yes, but that's still expensive and remember you're buying a hideous compact crossover with no sense of humor

[ongxiong91]

badasssssss

[alonsoe93]

menudo coche mas estúpido, alguien me puede decir su utilidad?

[ampoie]

why not apply all that research and development into bringing back the Sylvia/240 instead? Toyota brought back the 86 didn't they?

[clintccw]

@ampoie i can totally agree with you on the 240 idea... but im sorry the 86 is a embarrassment (not looks wise)... who ever told toyota that is was a good idea to first of all... call it the "86" and not the supra..and second of all...put a joke of an engine under the hood is either on drugs... or seriously needs some... but its one of the two...

[hexagonview]

@clintccw The 86 isnt a supra. It is a celica. The celica's have allways just been for show not power. So just to clarify the 86 is not a supra!

[Racedemon]

@ampoie thats probably next... the Juke-R reminisces of the old GTi-R does it not?

[GundamAngelicDevil]

@ampoie

The Sentra SE-R is their idea of the Silvia with better fuel-economy. I'm sure with enough insanity build-up, they'll think of getting a Sentra R.

[colenbrak]

@ampoie too true

[traingunner]

@ampoie hopefully Nissan will. But fwd is taking over man and everything is being developed for Safety... I wish they would make a new Silvia platform. Acura is bringing back the NSX even though it looks like an Audi R8

[TerribleTSi]

@ampoie Yeah and it bares no legacy to the original ae86. it's just a 4 banger rwd toyota car.

Sylvia is a thing of the past, consumers with the money to buy a new sylvia the way WE the real enthusiasts want dont really exist. the market and consumer field just isn't big enough for Nissan to sped the moeny to bring it back.

It'll be way to expensive to be build the way we want it, turbo and with bad ass suspension.

[drgnzadiel101]

@ampoie unlike Nissan, Toyota hasnt really made any sports cars for a while. Yes they had the Celica GTS (or any 2zz equipped car) and if you want the lexus LFA but other than that they focused on reliable gas saving vehicles. Nissan has had the 350z, 370z, Altima ser, and the Sentra ser and now the GTR. The original Juke is a joke. This makes up for a lot and does quite well. I'd take this over a Forester XT any day lol. Hnda just recently brought back the NSX. Just wait and see!

[kostragan]

@ampoie you sir deserve a medal i will try and keep your comment always thumbed up.

[Liist]

Ultimate sleeper car straight from the factory.

[JoJoJordyn]

@Liist there is nothing "sleeper" this car

[platanaso69]

make ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttt

[trinifella50]

looks like a old subaru impreza 2002 with a nissan badge.

[andydale78]

@trinifella50 it really doesn't.

[trinifella50]

@andydale78 i refer to the lights, really.

[ReflexEight]

Nissan Puke-r.

[ivanlai0225]

the nissan joke r

[ChristopherJManess]

It's drag coeffient...0.35 cD, the same as the Nissan Cube! GT-R = 0.26 cD. Juke 0-60=7.3...GT-R 0-60=3.3 From Gullah meaning bad or wicked, juke (jook) was a bar or tavern that served cheap drinks and food, and often had prostitution. What kind of market are they trying to reach?!

[jianson870621]

love it!

[Inklebonker1]

something this ugly doesn't need to move that fast.

[jorgito1942]

Pretty racy little thing I wonder...has it a little ditsy price tag?

[FidiAdrianosTV]

why would someone went this car instead of GT-R ?

[Speedcorp]

@FidiAdrianosTV Someone would "went" it if they could not afford a gtr and does not want to have the same sti or evo as the kid down the block.

[TheTrickytrick69]

@FidiAdrianosTV because it very unique and you can scare people in gtr's on track days by keeping up with em

[alfamonk]

@FidiAdrianosTV Novelty factor and it's got 4 proper seats and a boot/trunk.

[realcrown]

@alfamonk and it might even be cheaper than the gt-r i agree ^_^ lol there's no way nissan would bring out this and have it be slower than the gt-r and more expensive 

[WiiAreSIN]

@FidiAdrianosTV Practicality, madness, quirkiness...

[maxpower700]

@FidiAdrianosTV as an excuse for the car crazy person in the family to buy a 'sportscar' without compromising the room for the kids in the back? LOL

[al7okoma]

UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[popiq90frost]

The video editing guy got really excited.

[brittonray]

its ok in black

[tonejh]

They need to get rid of those round headlamps in the front.

[MjolnirR52]

@tonejh They should put BMW Angel Eyes in their place.

[WolfCentre]

@tonejh i agree however IMO get rid of the turn signal lights on the hood. and bolt on some rally lights and I think we have a winner.

[banddude121]

I will take the Fiat. :)

[schnitzerxx]

Not what i have expected...

[torerobohoyo]

es y sera siempre feooo

[DaMastaOfRoad]

that ugly thing is a disgrace for the gt-r engine.

[marcopiz96]

looks nice ;)

[justsmilex5]

i like the photos but now ,maybe some more tuning !!

[dyingangelo]

mass produce it so people can buy em and make themself feel cool

[ryanstanley737]

gonna be an awesome car.

[QaisRAK]

ugly

[eecak1973]

WHY?

[77ROLLS77]

EPIC CAR !!! MASS PRODUCE IT NISSAN !

[remelsheikh]

Car of 2012

[kkoommnniinnooss]

possicly the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen....

[tbok75]

You watch... people are gonna start modding their jukes, making it look like this. A swarm of aftermarket body kits and gaudy pieces and such. But dammit Nissan, you've got a damned good thing goin here. :)

[TreinKub]

I think this could be a pretty good WRC car

[octanbf3]

@TreinKub wrc cars are limited to a 2.0L engine, it can´t be a wrc.

[4fastdrs]

Reminds me of a sake bomb

[Snakebloke]

Want.

[bodi009]

the first



[PrehistoricBeasts]

@bodi009

The idiot...

[bodi009]

@PrehistoricBeasts he he he fuck off

[rainofthepast]

@bodi009 you lucky !!