God did not create these earthly relationships. He created the family of one man and one woman. Practical hardships ancient life created polygamy and slavery. The Lord God did not deign to make angels of men and woman, but to make men and woman treat each other better. To whom could that be be more relevant than man to a slave or his wife or wives? Atheists are blind to how God's Law was a guiding light in primitive murderious times of slavery and polygomyt as it tody.
@girardcp So why does God add primitive murderous stuff into the bible, which is supposed to be our saving grace and guiding light? Also, why make murderous and primitive people in the first place? You forget that God created everything, so everything that is evil and wrong in the world should be blamed on him, not the actual thing itself. Free will? Yeah right. He also created hell, the devil, the homosexuals you so hate... He also created you, a judgmental stone-thrower trying to do his work.
@girardcp "Atheists are blind to how God's Law was a guiding light in primitive murderious times"
Death penalty for picking up sticks, eating shellfish is an abomination, death penalty for disrespecting your parents, forcing rape victims to marry the rapists, death for worshiping other deities, etc. etc
How did this, in any way, guide murderous people away from being murderous? They still murdered except they got to think that a god was on their side while they murdered.
The revelations of the Lord God in the begining were intended to be relevant to the world as it was then and advance it over time by timeless principles that were capable of lasting indefinitely. When a woman lost her husband, she has no welfare office, and thuse it was the duty for a man take in lest she and children perish. And slaves were the people captured in conflicts rather than be slayed, they were brought into the home and often had social status and privilege not unlike their masters.
Not discipline is physical. Genesis 2:24 only speaks in singular format for marriage, so this means that marriage is to be between one man and one woman. 1 Corithians 7:1-2 defines mariage as one man and one woman!! Leviticus 20:10-12 also condemns polygamy.
Its ironic that some Christians argue that morals comes from the bible, and those who don't believe in god will never be called good. (Psalms 14:1), yet they were the ones who committed atrocities such as this video mentioned. I'm so glad I'm an agnostic.
@nawsheika Why limit it homosexuals? Obviously you are a transgenderist and animalist, and a treeist because transgendered people, and animals, and trees have rights to. And why between two entities and not three, or four. I challenge any person that is in favor of same sex marriage to argue why the number must be two and not three, or not a hundred, or why the participipants need to be human. Once the Biblical principle is set aside, other boundaries are arbitrary and therefore discriminatory.
The early Christian church said that they don't have to follow the old testament so this could never happen :( Even the Jews changed things so they outlawed polygamy. This is funny. I wish I could come home with 3 slave boys and 4 new wives. I would name my boys slaves after the 3 stooges. Moe,Larry and Curly.
@DARNarutoFan Moses brought the famous ten on the two tablets. The other 603 were given by God at random and haphazard times. In the times of the Old Testament God was very busy battling Lord Voldemort. Until the prophet Potter forced the dark lord into remission, God was too occupied with that to adequately explain all of the laws of the land. Sorcerers Stone chapter 1 verse 162.
@DARNarutoFan Mebbe God told Moses "Take 2 now, then 2 tablets every 8 hours." :D
Joking apart, your RE teacher is absolutely correct. The first two tablets only held the first ten commandments. If you read the Ordinances of Moses in the Book of Leviticus you will find all the others, including all the bigoted anti-gay crap.
"There is NO god"? or can you admit you merely do not know?
It's just so arrogant to me to see people that mock what they don't know.
I think atheist are just pissed-off at God because they didn't get what they want, so God didn't answer their prayer, and now they are just rebelling over it.
If a Christian can get away with saying the old testament is no longer relevant, yet cherry pick verses and stories from it, then I can say both old and new testament are no longer relevant.
@cosmicforums Yeah, those self-same individuals who are so quick to point out that something is irrelevant because it's from the OLD testament are the same ones who are seemingly so fond of "the Ten Commandments".
@cosmicforums the old testament was relevant, including the ten commandments, however most of the hard punishment and vengeance in it were because the people in that time were nomadic and non intellectual. Both of the testaments are relevant but they appeal to different groups of people.
i hate it when people try to justify things like this being in the bible because it's in the old testiment. you tell me you can actually justify things like this being said in the bible(including his creation of the first genocide with the flood) and it being ok because he sacrificed his own son to himself(which makes absolutely no sense)
Look at asian people vs blacks and tell me is family values mean nothing. One group dominates, and the other group sucks ass. Without strong family values you have worthless weak kids that become worthless weak scum.
I'm totally sure relegious people can't read cause all this it truly in the bible. Greets from someone who's parents forced him to read the bible. Biggest mistake they ever made :-p.
@Libya4LY You comment made me throw up a little. No worries, I swallowed it back. :)
lol btw, I'm not Atheist, either. And I have my "proof" as to why I'm not, but I'm not going to be silly enough to call it "proof.." please.. have respect for OTHER religions if you're going to validate faith as proof. Leave evidences (the REAL kind) to the true experts.
That is why religion should seriously rethink themselves.Their values are based upon barbaric and primitive rules who were made quickly by those with power to deal with situations in the easiest way for them to find,and the way that gives Them the most power,and instead of admitting that the old ways are kinda sadistic and brutal,they simply ignore those things and keep them anyway within their bibles.
People follow a blind faith made by those who subjected others to their will regularly.
I personally have no problem with the fact of having more partners, as long as it is the same for both males and females and it is done because you want to, not because of some stupid book.
"I personally have no problem with the fact of having more partners, as long as it is the same for both males and females and it is done because you want to, not because of some stupid book."
But...you ever notice how all these poly fucking religions always give the multiple partners to the MEN only?
@hipstermi - "But...you ever notice how all these poly fucking religions always give the multiple partners to the MEN only?" Yeah, it's because these are PATRIARCHAL religions.
In fact, have you ever read the bible? So many accounts of rape, beatings, murder, etc.. But if they're done to the females, it doesn't matter. They'll dismiss it as a 'concubine' or "spoils of war" and what not. So yeah, I've noticed your point and the more "subtle" tones as well.
and yet The bible is a source of Family Values regardless...and also I don't see where the wife gets to chop off her husbands junk in retaliation...oh right, she has to be subservient to her husband. WHAT A LOAD OF HORSESHIT!
I happen to be a man personally, so in fact if I was a bible-thumper I would have it pretty "sweet" by it's standards. Howeverm, it sickens me to think there are women in the world who actually believe they are supposed to submit to men because of the Bible.
@DaRaginAUSSIE It's not an "assumption". The theocratic Christian Taliban religious right hi-jacked this party a long time ago. They want to take my country back to the 1890's with their backwards attitudes about reproductive rights, their contempt for homosexuals,and their rejection of the fact of evolution.
Thank you for your service. Sorry for this video. Take on the teachings of Jesus if you really want to attack Christianity, since that's where Christians' values come from.
@SpazzK Don't drink the kool-aid, friend. Jesus is one of the most widely attested historical figures in history- whether you take him as God or not. Even if you wanted to ignore the gospel accounts (which you cannot do as a historian) you still have to deal with a whole slew of extra-biblical accounts and happenings. Even the late Hitchen's conceded that. You may argue about his deity (at your peril) but it betrays your ignorance to pretend he didn't exist.
@nluzwick1 There's no evidence that shows he existed though. No one has the slightest physical evidence to support a historical Jesus; no artifacts, dwelling, works of carpentry, or self-written manuscripts. There occurs not a single contemporary writing that mentions Jesus. All documents about Jesus came well after the life of the alleged Jesus from either: unknown authors, people who had never met an earthly Jesus, or from fraudulent, mythical or allegorical writings. Sooo.. you were saying?
@SpazzK I'm glad to see you admit that the Apostle Paul met the risen Jesus, rather than an "earthly" one! However, not all documents came "well after" Christ's life. In fact, those known to be written hundreds of years later were rejected by the church precisely because they're so far removed. The new testament documents were written no more than 20-60 years after Christ. Outside the Bible, there's Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, Thallus, & The Talmud- non Christians and historians.
The Josephus one was found to be a fraud. It was poorly done too. In actuality Josephus the Jew never once mentions Jesus, ever to spite supposedly being alive at the same times.
@nluzwick1 that is a gross exaggeration. the majority of these "accounts" have been proven fraudulent or tampered with. whether or not there was a dude named jesus running around curing diseases with some homeopathic medicine and the plusebo effect is beyond all historians, but the jerusalem school of geologists ruled that story of the exodus historically impossible, just as many other stories have been proven to be contrary to fact.
@mrmoco666 I have seen an alternative suggested theory for Exodus, a slave revolt led by a noble by the name of Moses (or one of the several similar Egyptian names) which escaped the chariots that characterised the army of the time by hiding in marshy ground bogging the chariots down. Exodus was supposed to have occurred during the time of Ramses II, in his later reign he handed day to day ruling to his heir apparent who never became Pharaoh.
@mariusdire Several years ago a tomb was discovered which bore the appearance of royalty but it wasn't a Pharaoh, it dated to Ramses II, and was found to have died of blunt force trauma to the the head in line with bludgeoning. Also this was soon after monotheism of the Amon-Ra variety had been outlawed, so a noble dispossessed after his religion loses power, monotheist slaves, an insurgency using marshes which reduce the military's advantage. More likely than the Red Sea at least.
@AvolonJoyous666 Many people say that they are Christians but do not act upon tiger faith. And the Bible states what will happen to these pretenders. "By their fruits ye shall know them. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but the corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and ca
@mrquinnie429 yes they can i have read the bible in my youth and it clearly states that u can have a slave that is non christan, and you can do what ever you want with him. With the exception of beating his teeth out.
@Noslvation I read it too, it's a pretty good read, amidst the blood and absurdities. It also says I can stone my kids if they misbehave or if I rape a woman, I pay the dad 50 bucks then marry her. Or if a woman is having her period, she should be forced out of town for a week. It's hilarious XD
Why does no one use quotes from the New testament? It doesn't take brains to notice the new covenant made with Jesus. You know, that promise that replaced the one made with Abraham and his successors?
@renkol123 did you not watch the video he quoted the New Testament at 3:46 and by the way if the Old Testament is so irelavent why is it in the bible?
@Pyromat15 exactly, and if the old testament is so irrelevant then why are creationists so hung up on genesis that they'll deny concrete evidence of evolution, like a child with his eyes closed, fingers in his ears, going "blahblahblahblahblah i cant hear you"
oh yea, its because they have the ability to pick and choose which parts of the bible are right, wrong, apply or dont apply, and somehow know what god is capable or incapable of...
if the old testament is irrelevant, then jesus loses all purpose. the so-called 'prophecies ' he fulfilled were written in the old testament, the 'original sin' he was supposed to overcome happened in the old testament, the people who wrote the gospels drew up jesus using the old testament and had jesus say that the old testament was still relevant. and when jesus freed all the casper ghosts from limbo, the first were adam and eve, whom joseph was descended from
@renkol123 Actually, the New Testament (the King James bible) is the edited version, therefore making it irrelevant. It's the kids version. Still pretty fucked up, not as bad. Think of it as a 4kids dub, but still with all the pretty gruesome part :P If you don't get it, forget it cause someone here will.
So you were a US Soldier? Tell me the AR that covers the wear and appearance of the Uniform. You should know that the the Class A Jacket doesn't go with the Dress Blues Pants.
@Elvishairdude89 "And yeah, the video is hate speech against members of the military." Sir, you are a moron. As the verses he quote refer to taking slaves in war, how else was he supposed to present it in a modern context?
As a 24 yr old male i think we should do everything in our power to make this come true....Also i hope the biblical law which says if you rape a woman you have to marry her is enforced cos miley cyrus/olsen twins better start running...bow chicka wow wooow!! jking btw il rape them an then say that they are witches and tempted me ... priase the lord for this awesome book of excuses for rape and murder <3 ( im jking btw but u can see why we dont have christian values lmao)
@Elvishairdude89 Now there is a slight floor in your statement isn't there!?!?! OT violence is not akin to violence in Shakespeare because no-one is claiming that we should hold Hamlet up as the divine final word on morality - and that there is no morality without Shakespeare! Only then would we be looking closely at the sexual deviation of his characters!!!The OT is only akin to Shakespeare's work in that they are both works of fiction
@Elvishairdude89 We are able to see the bible for what it is. It is nothing more than a piece of literature which is the center of your religion. I think mythology is fascinating but I don't believe in Zeus or anything. But what bugs me about Christians is that they pick and choose what to follow when it comes to the bible. That comes from you OWN sense of morality, not Gods. Atheists recognize the flaws and decide to live away from God. Thats why so many Christians are now Ateists
his uniform is all dicked up, he has a blue cord(infantry) and a cross as a flash (chaplin) class A top and dress blue bottom, they did at least give him airborne wings with his beret, and the white collared shirt is 4 the dress blues also, green shirt 4 class A's, and u mean 2 tell me that he has spent 12 years in and came back from iraq without a CIB, have he dont even have a cab 4 his POG ass, btw us army infantry best ever
Also, I thought that before they hugged, he was gonna stop her and be like, "Wait, are you on your period? I can't touch you if you're on your period!" Whenever you make fun of stuff in the Bible, I expect one thing and then you manage to surprise me! XD
Gosh... all the verses that were quoted don't even apply to us.
It's incredible how people cherry pick the bible to blast it out of proportion.
My goodness, even a third grader knows you are supposed to read from beginning to end. If ANY atheist would actually read through the bible, they wouldn't look so stupid when they quote it.
@kevinyankee2 The bible says a lot of things that contradict each other. And i don't mean to direct this to you, as we've never met, but iv'e met a lot of people who claim to be religious, when most of what they do contradicts the teachings of the bible.
@00shadowLord People think the bible contradicts itself, but that's not true. You need to interpret scripture in the correct manner to understand it to it's original context (that is found in the greek language). Sometimes people's lives don't live up to the bible's standards. We are sinners that need to live by the standards of God to be able to bring Him glory.
@kevinyankee2 I think you may mean Aramaic. And I also understand he said not to modify the bible and so what has all the religious done, modified the crap out of it. WTF???
@kevinyankee2 Firstly, we don't have the very first, original manuscripts of the Bible. Secondly, even if you read the earliest ones we do have, there will still be contradictions. Thirdly, it's impossible to discern the original context because of the nature of Greek writing at the time — it's just too different from modern language for us to always figure out exactly what they were trying to say.
And if you want to live by the standards of God, why aren't you stoning heretics?
@VannahWilson You uncover your ignorance with this: "even if you read the earliest ones we do have, there will still be contradictions." You confirm your ignorance with this one as well: "And if you want to live by the standards of God, why aren't you stoning heretics?" If you read the bible properly, you would be able to answer this question. Now, if you actually want to learn about God, let me know.
@kevinyankee2 Oooh, how adult. You blindly call a person ignorant without any explanation and act like you know everything. How is he being ignorant? One of the biggest contradictions in the bible is how God tells people to stone heretics for breaking rules in the old testament, then he tells them not to do such a thing in the new testament. God and Jesus are supposedly one and the same, and he supposedly never changes, yet we find a clear conflict of teachings
@greentiger332 You know well starting debates on the comment board is not a good idea. It gets messy. If you are honestly interested in learning the truth of God, PM me with all your questions and with the help of God I will be able to answer them. God bless you.
@kevinyankee2 Oddly enough, you're the one who started this in the first place, so don't bitch that you don't have the room to publicly defend yourself.
@kevinyankee2 Also note that for thousands of years, Christians killed heretics against Jesus' teachings (crusades, inquisitions, pagan burning) . Its only been very recently (since the church lost so much influence) that such things have drastically died down.
@kevinyankee2 What's the point of an infallible holy book for people to read if it doesn't make sense unless you know how to read it "correctly"? It really doesn't help a relig
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KawaitaKokoro 1 hour ago
"Our God given objective morality" LOL!!! LOL!!! One of DarkMatter2525s best vids!
ogarzabello 14 hours ago
Three words baby... SEX.... SAND.... WICH!!!!!
suitnthaiguy 1 day ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
Wha choo looking at Dath Vada?
suitnthaiguy 1 day ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
It's gonna cost you extra, you wan me ta fu@k that ninja!
suitnthaiguy 1 day ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
well... he isn't lying, the bible really does say that
lexalina132 2 days ago
Shut the fuck up and suck King Richard's cock.
FatherPatOphelia 2 days ago
Religion doesn't have to make sense, you just have to believe in it.
runehwa 2 days ago
@runehwa Well... It would be easier to believe if it just would make sense.
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@Lobomutante Lmao. I was just being sarcastic. ;-) That is what all the theists think.
runehwa 1 day ago
I think I am going to listen to the bible more often
dermasterpeef 3 days ago
What's the music from 5:04 to the end?
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TheEvilPet 3 days ago
The old testament doesn't say anything about hell.
LLOYD19851012 5 days ago
God did not create these earthly relationships. He created the family of one man and one woman. Practical hardships ancient life created polygamy and slavery. The Lord God did not deign to make angels of men and woman, but to make men and woman treat each other better. To whom could that be be more relevant than man to a slave or his wife or wives? Atheists are blind to how God's Law was a guiding light in primitive murderious times of slavery and polygomyt as it tody.
girardcp 6 days ago
@girardcp So why does God add primitive murderous stuff into the bible, which is supposed to be our saving grace and guiding light? Also, why make murderous and primitive people in the first place? You forget that God created everything, so everything that is evil and wrong in the world should be blamed on him, not the actual thing itself. Free will? Yeah right. He also created hell, the devil, the homosexuals you so hate... He also created you, a judgmental stone-thrower trying to do his work.
SakuraHanora 6 days ago
@girardcp "Atheists are blind to how God's Law was a guiding light in primitive murderious times"
Death penalty for picking up sticks, eating shellfish is an abomination, death penalty for disrespecting your parents, forcing rape victims to marry the rapists, death for worshiping other deities, etc. etc
How did this, in any way, guide murderous people away from being murderous? They still murdered except they got to think that a god was on their side while they murdered.
EpicPhalosophy 6 days ago 6
The revelations of the Lord God in the begining were intended to be relevant to the world as it was then and advance it over time by timeless principles that were capable of lasting indefinitely. When a woman lost her husband, she has no welfare office, and thuse it was the duty for a man take in lest she and children perish. And slaves were the people captured in conflicts rather than be slayed, they were brought into the home and often had social status and privilege not unlike their masters.
girardcp 6 days ago
Not discipline is physical. Genesis 2:24 only speaks in singular format for marriage, so this means that marriage is to be between one man and one woman. 1 Corithians 7:1-2 defines mariage as one man and one woman!! Leviticus 20:10-12 also condemns polygamy.
batmanfanforever08 6 days ago
Its ironic that some Christians argue that morals comes from the bible, and those who don't believe in god will never be called good. (Psalms 14:1), yet they were the ones who committed atrocities such as this video mentioned. I'm so glad I'm an agnostic.
Josearnaldomanuel2 6 days ago
Awesome video except for the part where she defines marriage between "1MAN and 1 WOMAN" excluding homosexuals. But thats a whole nother issue...
nawsheika 1 week ago
@nawsheika Why limit it homosexuals? Obviously you are a transgenderist and animalist, and a treeist because transgendered people, and animals, and trees have rights to. And why between two entities and not three, or four. I challenge any person that is in favor of same sex marriage to argue why the number must be two and not three, or not a hundred, or why the participipants need to be human. Once the Biblical principle is set aside, other boundaries are arbitrary and therefore discriminatory.
girardcp 6 days ago
if i meet whoever makes these irl i would shake her/his hand on the spot and say"thank you!!".
TheGeno360 1 week ago
The early Christian church said that they don't have to follow the old testament so this could never happen :( Even the Jews changed things so they outlawed polygamy. This is funny. I wish I could come home with 3 slave boys and 4 new wives. I would name my boys slaves after the 3 stooges. Moe,Larry and Curly.
AbuBishir 1 week ago
This is one of my favorites now!
Redsky176 1 week ago
what was the name of the new testament section
Boot1998 1 week ago
Not trying to troll but there is apparently 613 commandments says my Religious Education teacher. How that hold on 2 Stone tablets
DARNarutoFan 1 week ago
@DARNarutoFan Moses brought the famous ten on the two tablets. The other 603 were given by God at random and haphazard times. In the times of the Old Testament God was very busy battling Lord Voldemort. Until the prophet Potter forced the dark lord into remission, God was too occupied with that to adequately explain all of the laws of the land. Sorcerers Stone chapter 1 verse 162.
titans091052 1 week ago
@DARNarutoFan Big fucking stone tablets
TheOverOpiniatedGuy 1 week ago
@DARNarutoFan Mebbe God told Moses "Take 2 now, then 2 tablets every 8 hours." :D
Joking apart, your RE teacher is absolutely correct. The first two tablets only held the first ten commandments. If you read the Ordinances of Moses in the Book of Leviticus you will find all the others, including all the bigoted anti-gay crap.
ThomasTrue 1 week ago
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That line about the ninja, yeah... that broke me. Kudos for the vid!
k3fly0gmsk 2 weeks ago
Bottom Bread = you're the one he will not be fucking anymore. lmao God is goooood! haha this is gold.
eyeonwashparish 2 weeks ago
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AllaBader01 2 weeks ago
o_O Is it bad that I thought Jonny looked like Revolver Ocelot?
KholdSeraph89 2 weeks ago
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Are you really going to say
"There is NO god"? or can you admit you merely do not know?
It's just so arrogant to me to see people that mock what they don't know.
I think atheist are just pissed-off at God because they didn't get what they want, so God didn't answer their prayer, and now they are just rebelling over it.
BarbieBoy1997 2 weeks ago
I cant stop laughing hahahaha
NVEddyV 2 weeks ago
The husband sounds like a wigger. I don't mean to sound racist against white people who think they're black people or anything.
anonymous19601 2 weeks ago
How is the Old Testament not relevant? I thought that was the word of god, motherfuckers
howflyyy81 3 weeks ago
@howflyyy81 the 10 commandments are in the OT. lol people cherry pick
WorldMilitia 3 weeks ago
If a Christian can get away with saying the old testament is no longer relevant, yet cherry pick verses and stories from it, then I can say both old and new testament are no longer relevant.
cosmicforums 3 weeks ago 27
@cosmicforums If they tell you that just remind them the 10 commandments were also in the Old Testament.
PktMma 3 weeks ago
@cosmicforums Yeah, those self-same individuals who are so quick to point out that something is irrelevant because it's from the OLD testament are the same ones who are seemingly so fond of "the Ten Commandments".
Oy Vay!
steveb0503 3 weeks ago
@cosmicforums the old testament was relevant, including the ten commandments, however most of the hard punishment and vengeance in it were because the people in that time were nomadic and non intellectual. Both of the testaments are relevant but they appeal to different groups of people.
williamiswill 12 hours ago
2:40 LOL
XgraveZ 3 weeks ago
i hate it when people try to justify things like this being in the bible because it's in the old testiment. you tell me you can actually justify things like this being said in the bible(including his creation of the first genocide with the flood) and it being ok because he sacrificed his own son to himself(which makes absolutely no sense)
1C9J9S5 3 weeks ago 3
kinda hoping to see them make a sandwich:):):)
dubsity280 1 month ago
That would actualy be a pretty entertaining show to watch 0.0
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Look at asian people vs blacks and tell me is family values mean nothing. One group dominates, and the other group sucks ass. Without strong family values you have worthless weak kids that become worthless weak scum.
MrAppleseed88 1 month ago
I'm totally sure relegious people can't read cause all this it truly in the bible. Greets from someone who's parents forced him to read the bible. Biggest mistake they ever made :-p.
jg2480 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van DarkMatter2525
That tijuana girl is hot
ironkiller00 1 month ago
it's gonna cost extra if you want me to fuck that ninja!
TheRachaelLefler 1 month ago
I find these funny but I'm definitely not atheist. Islam is the way of God there's just too much proof to deny it.
Libya4LY 1 month ago
@Libya4LY i dont want to be disrespectfull but your coment made me kinda lough
WouterEnJoris 1 month ago
@Libya4LY what ???? bwa hahahahahahahahahahahaa... Islam !! lol.. ANYWAY !!!
ryantheatheist22 1 month ago
@Libya4LY You comment made me throw up a little. No worries, I swallowed it back. :)
lol btw, I'm not Atheist, either. And I have my "proof" as to why I'm not, but I'm not going to be silly enough to call it "proof.." please.. have respect for OTHER religions if you're going to validate faith as proof. Leave evidences (the REAL kind) to the true experts.
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
@Libya4LY lolololol! It's been quite some time since I've seen such a stupid comment
Qur'an proves God, God proves Qur'an, right? XD
... If ANY Muslim could give people even ONE single concrete proof, then most atheists would've already converted.... lols...
ronaldwangdra1995 1 month ago
bdfu hilarious
SweetCocoa69 1 month ago
what is that mean ?
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That is why religion should seriously rethink themselves.Their values are based upon barbaric and primitive rules who were made quickly by those with power to deal with situations in the easiest way for them to find,and the way that gives Them the most power,and instead of admitting that the old ways are kinda sadistic and brutal,they simply ignore those things and keep them anyway within their bibles.
People follow a blind faith made by those who subjected others to their will regularly.
Wharwulif 1 month ago 3
Lol that was pretty good XD
I personally have no problem with the fact of having more partners, as long as it is the same for both males and females and it is done because you want to, not because of some stupid book.
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"I personally have no problem with the fact of having more partners, as long as it is the same for both males and females and it is done because you want to, not because of some stupid book."
But...you ever notice how all these poly fucking religions always give the multiple partners to the MEN only?
hipstermi 1 month ago
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@hipstermi - "But...you ever notice how all these poly fucking religions always give the multiple partners to the MEN only?" Yeah, it's because these are PATRIARCHAL religions.
In fact, have you ever read the bible? So many accounts of rape, beatings, murder, etc.. But if they're done to the females, it doesn't matter. They'll dismiss it as a 'concubine' or "spoils of war" and what not. So yeah, I've noticed your point and the more "subtle" tones as well.
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
"It gunna cost extra if you want me to fuck that ninja" xD
TomoHawKzZ 1 month ago
QWOP
dragonboy2992 1 month ago
and yet The bible is a source of Family Values regardless...and also I don't see where the wife gets to chop off her husbands junk in retaliation...oh right, she has to be subservient to her husband. WHAT A LOAD OF HORSESHIT!
I happen to be a man personally, so in fact if I was a bible-thumper I would have it pretty "sweet" by it's standards. Howeverm, it sickens me to think there are women in the world who actually believe they are supposed to submit to men because of the Bible.
OkamsRazer 1 month ago
they're long alright
MsMeme1999 1 month ago
It's only religious lunacy,but I'm sure the Republicans are down with it!
beanie928 1 month ago
@beanie928 Don't make the assumption that all Republican are Bible Thumpers.
DaRaginAUSSIE 1 month ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
@DaRaginAUSSIE It's not an "assumption". The theocratic Christian Taliban religious right hi-jacked this party a long time ago. They want to take my country back to the 1890's with their backwards attitudes about reproductive rights, their contempt for homosexuals,and their rejection of the fact of evolution.
beanie928 1 month ago
@DaRaginAUSSIE Maybe they're not all Bible thumpers ,but the people running for the Presidency are and they scare the hell out of me!
beanie928 1 month ago
What you lookin' at Darth Vader?! =))) OMG SO FUNNY
deadsole 1 month ago
Thank you for your service. Sorry for this video. Take on the teachings of Jesus if you really want to attack Christianity, since that's where Christians' values come from.
nluzwick1 1 month ago
@nluzwick1 lol as if jesus didn't support everything in this anyway
oh wait, doesn't matter since theres no evidence of him existing anyway.
gl.
SpazzK 1 month ago
@SpazzK Don't drink the kool-aid, friend. Jesus is one of the most widely attested historical figures in history- whether you take him as God or not. Even if you wanted to ignore the gospel accounts (which you cannot do as a historian) you still have to deal with a whole slew of extra-biblical accounts and happenings. Even the late Hitchen's conceded that. You may argue about his deity (at your peril) but it betrays your ignorance to pretend he didn't exist.
nluzwick1 1 month ago
@nluzwick1 There's no evidence that shows he existed though. No one has the slightest physical evidence to support a historical Jesus; no artifacts, dwelling, works of carpentry, or self-written manuscripts. There occurs not a single contemporary writing that mentions Jesus. All documents about Jesus came well after the life of the alleged Jesus from either: unknown authors, people who had never met an earthly Jesus, or from fraudulent, mythical or allegorical writings. Sooo.. you were saying?
SpazzK 1 month ago
@SpazzK I'm glad to see you admit that the Apostle Paul met the risen Jesus, rather than an "earthly" one! However, not all documents came "well after" Christ's life. In fact, those known to be written hundreds of years later were rejected by the church precisely because they're so far removed. The new testament documents were written no more than 20-60 years after Christ. Outside the Bible, there's Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, Thallus, & The Talmud- non Christians and historians.
nluzwick1 1 month ago
@nluzwick1
"Outside the Bible, there's Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, Thallus, & The Talmud- non Christians and historians. "
Didn't all these guys come like 30-60 AD? Meaning not in Jesus time?
None of them seemed to mention his magical powers.
We have Pilate's surviving records and his biographer's work. No mention of a guy flying to heaven.
The Jesus/Barabus story defies known Jewish or Roman law where convicted/dangerous criminals can be let go based on a popularity contest
hipstermi 1 month ago
@hipstermi
The Josephus one was found to be a fraud. It was poorly done too. In actuality Josephus the Jew never once mentions Jesus, ever to spite supposedly being alive at the same times.
Watcher8559 1 month ago
@nluzwick1
"Even if you wanted to ignore the gospel accounts (which you cannot do as a historian)"
There's no historic proof to the magical powers like levitation, matter transmutation, etc. So yes, you can question the gospel.
Did you ever wonder why Pilate's records survive as does his biographer's work...no mention of guy coming back from dead or flying to heaven.
No Jewish or Roman law let criminals go based on popularity contest ala Barabus.
hipstermi 1 month ago
@nluzwick1 that is a gross exaggeration. the majority of these "accounts" have been proven fraudulent or tampered with. whether or not there was a dude named jesus running around curing diseases with some homeopathic medicine and the plusebo effect is beyond all historians, but the jerusalem school of geologists ruled that story of the exodus historically impossible, just as many other stories have been proven to be contrary to fact.
mrmoco666 1 month ago
@mrmoco666 I have seen an alternative suggested theory for Exodus, a slave revolt led by a noble by the name of Moses (or one of the several similar Egyptian names) which escaped the chariots that characterised the army of the time by hiding in marshy ground bogging the chariots down. Exodus was supposed to have occurred during the time of Ramses II, in his later reign he handed day to day ruling to his heir apparent who never became Pharaoh.
mariusdire 1 month ago
@mariusdire Several years ago a tomb was discovered which bore the appearance of royalty but it wasn't a Pharaoh, it dated to Ramses II, and was found to have died of blunt force trauma to the the head in line with bludgeoning. Also this was soon after monotheism of the Amon-Ra variety had been outlawed, so a noble dispossessed after his religion loses power, monotheist slaves, an insurgency using marshes which reduce the military's advantage. More likely than the Red Sea at least.
mariusdire 1 month ago
"It's gonna cost you extra if you want me to fuck that ninja." Nearly pooped my pants.
Eunuchification 1 month ago 110
@Eunuchification ''What you looking at Darth Vader?''
hughes7520 1 week ago
this video converted 4000 people to Christianity
taylan637 1 month ago
@taylan637 mmm how? when he clearly make fun of the old testaments in the bible?
noellenguyen92 1 month ago
@noellenguyen92 i meant it as a joke for men to have 6 wifes
taylan637 1 month ago
the woman in the blue clothe thingy was funny, she kep looking at the whore
Happy0Happy0funtime0 1 month ago
Woooo I was the 4000th person to "like" this
1993pie 1 month ago
@AvolonJoyous666 Many people say that they are Christians but do not act upon tiger faith. And the Bible states what will happen to these pretenders. "By their fruits ye shall know them. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but the corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and ca
BeowulfsWiglaf 1 month ago
@BeowulfsWiglaf 4007 people converted to Tiger Christianity
UrbanMacGyver 1 month ago
non sense
timolippian2 1 month ago
@DarkMatter2525 hey thats you on the picture at 0:21 ?
Torreux66 1 month ago
@Torreux66 I'm pretty sure that's Pat Tillman.
SirSilica 1 month ago
This doesn't seem like atheist comedy, this seems like anti-bible comedy.
GabeThompson1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
"its gonna cost extra if you want me to fuck that ninja" offensive but really funny
lukassnakeman 1 month ago
LMFAO hilarious and a subtle way of teaching a lesson to the hypocritical Christians. :D
AvalonJoyous666 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
I knew that was the voice of BionicDance :D Win!
Dannan1989 2 months ago
and just when I thought monogamy was fucked up enough! X_X uggh, fuck marriage... forreal
IaMaPh1991 2 months ago
Crap...why did I become an Atheist?
drewman415 2 months ago 5
Oh God, please don't let a Dominionist become president....
loveblackkeys 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525 3
Christians can have slaves?! Fuck being an atheist, I want a slave XD
mrquinnie429 2 months ago 28
@mrquinnie429 yes they can i have read the bible in my youth and it clearly states that u can have a slave that is non christan, and you can do what ever you want with him. With the exception of beating his teeth out.
Noslvation 1 month ago
@Noslvation I read it too, it's a pretty good read, amidst the blood and absurdities. It also says I can stone my kids if they misbehave or if I rape a woman, I pay the dad 50 bucks then marry her. Or if a woman is having her period, she should be forced out of town for a week. It's hilarious XD
mrquinnie429 1 month ago
On second though, I wouldnt mind being a christian ;-)
GhostOfAStranger1 2 months ago
Why does no one use quotes from the New testament? It doesn't take brains to notice the new covenant made with Jesus. You know, that promise that replaced the one made with Abraham and his successors?
renkol123 2 months ago
@renkol123 I was thinking this too. Even still, God did instruct the people then to abide by those practices, which we consider highly immoral today.
DeadlyThrashViking 2 months ago
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AvalonJoyous666 2 months ago
@DeadlyThrashViking Because...they are immoral.
garulia17 3 weeks ago
@renkol123 did you not watch the video he quoted the New Testament at 3:46 and by the way if the Old Testament is so irelavent why is it in the bible?
Pyromat15 2 months ago in playlist Religious Hypocrisy 62
@Pyromat15 exactly, and if the old testament is so irrelevant then why are creationists so hung up on genesis that they'll deny concrete evidence of evolution, like a child with his eyes closed, fingers in his ears, going "blahblahblahblahblah i cant hear you"
oh yea, its because they have the ability to pick and choose which parts of the bible are right, wrong, apply or dont apply, and somehow know what god is capable or incapable of...
paradoxb3 1 month ago
@paradoxb3 amen brother (no pun intended)
Pyromat15 3 weeks ago
@Pyromat15 Also, if the old testament is irrelevant why aren't the ten commandments also irrelevant? They're in the old testament.
Gameguy602 1 month ago 45
@Gameguy602
if the old testament is irrelevant, then jesus loses all purpose. the so-called 'prophecies ' he fulfilled were written in the old testament, the 'original sin' he was supposed to overcome happened in the old testament, the people who wrote the gospels drew up jesus using the old testament and had jesus say that the old testament was still relevant. and when jesus freed all the casper ghosts from limbo, the first were adam and eve, whom joseph was descended from
infernalone666 1 week ago
@Pyromat15 the 10 commandments are in the old testament, and people still follow it. lol
WorldMilitia 3 weeks ago
@renkol123 dude, it was said that he came to fulfill the laws, he did not bring new laws,
sMASHsound 2 months ago
@renkol123 Where in the new testament does it say I can't kill? Guess I can, seeing how only the old testament forbids it.
KidInTheSweater 2 months ago
@renkol123 Actually, the New Testament (the King James bible) is the edited version, therefore making it irrelevant. It's the kids version. Still pretty fucked up, not as bad. Think of it as a 4kids dub, but still with all the pretty gruesome part :P If you don't get it, forget it cause someone here will.
garulia17 3 weeks ago
PLAYER OF THE YEAR!
sc0pl355 2 months ago
What's the song at the end?
bluerap04 2 months ago
Ah, a good, old-fashioned Christian family. :)
BigDogJang0 2 months ago 2
"Maytag, Mr.Clean, Dustbusta" ROFL
yxrcbszg 2 months ago 2
So you were a US Soldier? Tell me the AR that covers the wear and appearance of the Uniform. You should know that the the Class A Jacket doesn't go with the Dress Blues Pants.
QBALL85 2 months ago
I think Sabine is a guy XD
FR0STY0115 2 months ago
@Elvishairdude89 you can't read can you
GhettoBlaster100 2 months ago
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@Elvishairdude89 "And yeah, the video is hate speech against members of the military." Sir, you are a moron. As the verses he quote refer to taking slaves in war, how else was he supposed to present it in a modern context?
ThePezter 2 months ago
As a 24 yr old male i think we should do everything in our power to make this come true....Also i hope the biblical law which says if you rape a woman you have to marry her is enforced cos miley cyrus/olsen twins better start running...bow chicka wow wooow!! jking btw il rape them an then say that they are witches and tempted me ... priase the lord for this awesome book of excuses for rape and murder <3 ( im jking btw but u can see why we dont have christian values lmao)
Thelondonbadger 2 months ago 3
@Elvishairdude89 Now there is a slight floor in your statement isn't there!?!?! OT violence is not akin to violence in Shakespeare because no-one is claiming that we should hold Hamlet up as the divine final word on morality - and that there is no morality without Shakespeare! Only then would we be looking closely at the sexual deviation of his characters!!!The OT is only akin to Shakespeare's work in that they are both works of fiction
TheFish333333 2 months ago 2
@Elvishairdude89 aren't we going to hell in your book? so don't worry, god will take revenge. lol
AllNamesRntAvailable 2 months ago
@Elvishairdude89 We are able to see the bible for what it is. It is nothing more than a piece of literature which is the center of your religion. I think mythology is fascinating but I don't believe in Zeus or anything. But what bugs me about Christians is that they pick and choose what to follow when it comes to the bible. That comes from you OWN sense of morality, not Gods. Atheists recognize the flaws and decide to live away from God. Thats why so many Christians are now Ateists
smiley17777777 2 months ago 2
@Elvishairdude89 Someone sound butt hurt. Its sad how Atheist can be more knowledgable about the bible than actual Christians
smiley17777777 3 months ago
What can I say? The damn thing was tastefully done! Keep it up!
CBJAMPA 3 months ago
The Voice of Bionic Dance is great
VonSchnee 3 months ago
Hehe.. I like the women from Iraq.. imma call them: the ghost, the ninja and the nun.
KarinMikazuki 3 months ago
Islam has the same story, sick religions.
AllNamesRntAvailable 3 months ago 3
How was this critical of American soldiers instead of critical of the bible?
RPSM101 3 months ago
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there is one proof that there is no god.
And that is humanity
Thisguy1999 3 months ago
the legit wife has such sweet voice..i pity her
akosihelbert 3 months ago
Oh dear god, almost couldn't get past sugar britches.
maarakailet1 3 months ago
fuck religions
Atheist961 3 months ago 93
@Atheist961 They all suck anyway.
CABALCORE100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
lol my advertisement before the video was for mormonism
thatsnotmynamedancer 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
his uniform is all dicked up, he has a blue cord(infantry) and a cross as a flash (chaplin) class A top and dress blue bottom, they did at least give him airborne wings with his beret, and the white collared shirt is 4 the dress blues also, green shirt 4 class A's, and u mean 2 tell me that he has spent 12 years in and came back from iraq without a CIB, have he dont even have a cab 4 his POG ass, btw us army infantry best ever
116skinnyboy 3 months ago
@116skinnyboy dont not ever there is the red army
barrow29 3 months ago
bwhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
pastafarianprophet 3 months ago
What is the Song at the Start ?
GhostWalkerz421 4 months ago
@GhostWalkerz421 Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
LitanYoFurY 4 months ago
Know what, I wish those rules would be taken up so people would revolt when they get sick of it.
NeoDragonCount 4 months ago 2
Lol, "Whatchoo looking at, Darth VAYDAR?"
VannahWilson 4 months ago
That sandwich analogy was frickin' hilarious.
Also, I thought that before they hugged, he was gonna stop her and be like, "Wait, are you on your period? I can't touch you if you're on your period!" Whenever you make fun of stuff in the Bible, I expect one thing and then you manage to surprise me! XD
VannahWilson 4 months ago
"it's gonna cost you extra if you want me to fuck that ninja!" PRICELESS!!!
bunsinspace 4 months ago
2:38 LMAO
wahoo056 4 months ago
Going to cost you extra if you want me to fuck that ninja :)
Shahal1 4 months ago
Gosh... all the verses that were quoted don't even apply to us.
It's incredible how people cherry pick the bible to blast it out of proportion.
My goodness, even a third grader knows you are supposed to read from beginning to end. If ANY atheist would actually read through the bible, they wouldn't look so stupid when they quote it.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 You let your third graders read the Bible? Not cool, man. It's a filthy book, full of violence and sex.
Muad420 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 The bible says a lot of things that contradict each other. And i don't mean to direct this to you, as we've never met, but iv'e met a lot of people who claim to be religious, when most of what they do contradicts the teachings of the bible.
00shadowLord 4 months ago
@00shadowLord People think the bible contradicts itself, but that's not true. You need to interpret scripture in the correct manner to understand it to it's original context (that is found in the greek language). Sometimes people's lives don't live up to the bible's standards. We are sinners that need to live by the standards of God to be able to bring Him glory.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 I think you may mean Aramaic. And I also understand he said not to modify the bible and so what has all the religious done, modified the crap out of it. WTF???
markdlowe 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 Firstly, we don't have the very first, original manuscripts of the Bible. Secondly, even if you read the earliest ones we do have, there will still be contradictions. Thirdly, it's impossible to discern the original context because of the nature of Greek writing at the time — it's just too different from modern language for us to always figure out exactly what they were trying to say.
And if you want to live by the standards of God, why aren't you stoning heretics?
VannahWilson 4 months ago
@VannahWilson You uncover your ignorance with this: "even if you read the earliest ones we do have, there will still be contradictions." You confirm your ignorance with this one as well: "And if you want to live by the standards of God, why aren't you stoning heretics?" If you read the bible properly, you would be able to answer this question. Now, if you actually want to learn about God, let me know.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 Oooh, how adult. You blindly call a person ignorant without any explanation and act like you know everything. How is he being ignorant? One of the biggest contradictions in the bible is how God tells people to stone heretics for breaking rules in the old testament, then he tells them not to do such a thing in the new testament. God and Jesus are supposedly one and the same, and he supposedly never changes, yet we find a clear conflict of teachings
greentiger332 4 months ago
@greentiger332 If you are so concerned about the bible and your "contradictions" PM me.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 Ahh, no answer what-so-ever. Just what I expected.
greentiger332 4 months ago
@greentiger332 You know well starting debates on the comment board is not a good idea. It gets messy. If you are honestly interested in learning the truth of God, PM me with all your questions and with the help of God I will be able to answer them. God bless you.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 Oddly enough, you're the one who started this in the first place, so don't bitch that you don't have the room to publicly defend yourself.
greentiger332 4 months ago
@greentiger332 You're wrong. I never intended to start a debate. Atheist love debating and I'm not about to start one on the comment board.
kevinyankee2 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 Also note that for thousands of years, Christians killed heretics against Jesus' teachings (crusades, inquisitions, pagan burning) . Its only been very recently (since the church lost so much influence) that such things have drastically died down.
greentiger332 4 months ago
@kevinyankee2 What's the point of an infallible holy book for people to read if it doesn't make sense unless you know how to read it "correctly"? It really doesn't help a relig