Episode 7: How To Make Fun Of Obama

[nimartheartsPRS]

Swaim, you are sexy and amazingly funny. I love you. That is all.

[SillyIrishPenguin]

I believe I've damaged my lungs considerably by depriving them of oxygen while laughing at the Cracked team's crazy doings.

But that's alright. It's how I'd like to die.

[icyswordofawesome]

Clippy was dick today...

[zwatt09]

This is undoubtedly the most hilarious episode in the series

[eeeevaaannn]

oh and so  you know its called cracked tv not s.w.a.i.m

[kingbilbo11]

is that matt tuck from bullet for my valentine @2:43 ?

[smashcityplastic]

YEA NEW ZEALAND APPLE AT 4:30!

[awsomenator1]

Aww, I wish you had more ways... =(

[lemonjuicer]

"oh fuck, this solo owns"

hahahahahahaha

[ZDrummer30]

That solo did own.

[NinjaBusCow]

He is not the Anti Christ I am.

[mackandcheese1000]

@NinjaBusCow f*ck u then

[NinjaBusCow]

He is the Reason we were bankrupt.As A lawyer he fought for the Banks to give money to poor people..To SET UP HIS TERM FOR SAVING THE ECONOMY!

You are a Horrible comedian and an annoying Human being and I would like to end your life.Those Arn't Muskets

These are fists.

[MaxXimumPain]

@NinjaBusCow sorry, i missed the reply and hit thumbs down :(

i dont really see your point in the 1st paragraph, did he make the poor people bankrupt or give them money?

[superbioguy]

@NinjaBusCow

Silly stupid troll.

[funnystuff1284]

DAMN IT CLIPPY!!! AGAIN WITH THE BAD CLIPS? PULL IT TOGETHER

[YouKnowHimAsJustin]

obama is 100% useless

[tdeck1991]

"This is normally where I'd make a joke. Unfortunately, i'm too cool to know what any of those things are ya FUckin neeerd."

That's fuckin gold.

[FunkyLobstah]

TECHNOS: THE METALLIC PINCERS OF FATE

[WingChunGeologist]

It seems to me the best way to make fun of Obama is to point out that prior to being elected President of the United States of America, he never held down a REAL JOB in his adult life.

He spent some time as a community organizer (not a real job), taught law (part time), was in the state senate (part time), got elected to the US Senate and hit the road to campaign for the presidency.

The idea that a guy gets his first real full time job at the age of 48 should be fodder for comedians.

[CoolerKing37]

@WingChunGeologist *cricket chirping*

[baka1949]

35 people who saw this are Justin Bieber fans

[yocharles235]

@baka1949 That context didn't even make sense? Was that a joke? Was it funny?

[plejeune1]

ALL HAIL TECHNOS! 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 01101000 01101110 01101111 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00100001 00100000 00100000 00001101 00001010

[ZDST]

@plejeune1

Old testament of Technos :D

mov ax,B800

mov ds,ax

mov byte[0F9E],24

int 20 brother! :D

[skjamog]

wow, that does sound kinda creepy XD dang joe. dang.

[robotpanda77]

The only comedian I have seen making fun of this guy is Micheal Richards.

[coyebell]

just call him a oreo

[kurt55555]

ya fuckin nerrrd

[toneage7]

another obama freak. Fuck!!

[vadetatimus]

Any way I can get an MP3 of Biden singing at the end? His voice is heavenly. like a mix between nickleback and the jonas brothers

[D24VYN]

"The Villages" was actually his sobriety test. **SPOILER** he failed on the grounds of not using jazz hands for his finisher, oh and he called the female officer sugar tits. Love SWAIM's vids.

[Skullbuggy]

That "The Villages" clip at the end made me nearly choke on my drink. Thanks.

[otaku4225]

i love this dude/robot

[smegmasaurus]

what is the song that plays at the end!!!??? Its driving me nuts. Does anyone know?

[blackplatypus]

@smegmasaurus

Take on me.

[jupiter916]

You are making a monkey of your self

[NOOBTUBE81]

2:11 lol

[alexicon89]

lol wtf within 6 months the international financial crisis came o_O

[Lyco499499]

@alexicon89 See, it was the Illuminati, those bastards. *tongue in cheek*

[rapiscrappy]

A-ha FTW!!!

[be1still]

lame

[HoganQuake]

HA the village video

[MirandaMKJ]

What's with the A-ha song? xD

[KhristAlmighty]

ya fuckin nerd

[jessen93]

you're cool

[jackstorm777]

The villages! America's friendliest hometown!

[McFisticuffs]

When you flashed that picture of Thomas Jefferson, I spat out my mouthful of coffee all over my desk.

Jerk.

[NinjaBusCow]

@McFisticuffs Atleast your Honest.

[shittyfagg]

@McFisticuffs timesplitters?

[Xylokaine]

MACRONYMS

[TBCOGR]

A fair point. I'm sure many comedians wept on the day that Obama was elected.  He's the most unfunny president since Eisenhower. Seriously, even Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, & Bush Sr. at least had kinda funny accents.

[crazmnke]

lol wut

[gusnaru]

COOL BASTERD

[charlottebgay]

you are amazing

[desiredoceania]

I find it's rather easy to make fun of Obama.

[KhristAlmighty]

every politician is a liar. liberal or conservative or independent they all lie. Obama was just good at manipulating the young generation into thinking hes going to do something by making pretty websites and a catchphrase

[Maxurai2222]

Dare I ask why you think so and if you can prove it?

[sedwaykid]

fuckin nerd! lmao

barack the magic negro. wooooow

[eric3141k]

freaking awesome

[riguryu]

"Well, maybe not the first..."

Awesome.

[batman24769]

slow zoom of fruit w/ holocaust victims.  friggin' priceless!!! Good job!

[JulielovesTandS]

my thoughts exactly x)

[funkin86a]

FUCKING NERRRD!!

[bno112300]

he is paid to make these videos

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Youtube comments: Solidifying the notion of our current generation having intelligence equal to spore mold.

[VernonParkBand]

Thank you

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Wut the helz R u tryin to say to mee? My hommies R gunna kik ur ASS tonite!

*laughs hard* Just kidding.

[RagingRapist]

No,people have always been stupid.Its just the internet allows you to view all the stupidity.

[Nonsaneness]

At last, someone who isn't a complete moron.

[matmoose]

that was a very ben elton and richard curtis simile

[volleyballsisters]

@MrJohnnyOldschool

And you, giving me back a little bit of faith in humanity.

:)

[armegeddis]

@MrJohnnyOldschool HEY! Don't insult the spore molds. :/

[locksmith9898]

@MrJohnnyOldschool i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do i take offense to that?

[armadillosnacks]

@MrJohnnyOldschool = comment of the week.

[GreatNegus]

@MrJohnnyOldschool

Wow, that is extremely offensive to mold, You should be ashamed to insult mold like that.

[thrmoz456]

@MrJohnnyOldschool dont you see the irony; seeing as you chose a low grossing youtube video and commented

[NinjaBusCow]

@thrmoz456 I am simply bored and Drunk Do not Question me.

[thrmoz456]

@NinjaBusCow But I really need to know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck

[mackandcheese1000]

@thrmoz456 100000000.....i dont know im just guessing

[mackandcheese1000]

@thrmoz456 100000000.....i dont know im just guessing :)

[NinjaBusCow]

@MrJohnnyOldschool I agree with you.

[jek21]

@MrJohnnyOldschool What makes you think they're from out generation? Older people are just as dumb and some of them know how to use a computer.

[DroveThemInsane]

@MrJohnnyOldschool That's a bit of an insult to the spore mold. Atleast they can reprocuce without laughing at having a boner.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

@DroveThemInsane That is the best response to my comment I have had yet. I tip my hat to you good sir, and I wholeheartedly agree.

[DroveThemInsane]

@MrJohnnyOldschool Thank you, my good man. May you have an excellent life, spreading your words far and wide.

[olso0916]

Way Awesome....

Not enough views for how funny this is.

[halowaste]

There is not one complete sentence on this page. 1 comment = 10 million viewers

You have 50 million idiots watching your channel.

[Zafoshin]

1 comment=10 million viewers, how so? Then how come the views are 4713?

Also, define complete sentence, I believe that so long as the point is clear enough it'snot logical to criticize a quick comment on the net based on its syntax and grammar, kinda beats the purpose, it's not a fucking letter! Since the 2nd line out of 3 in ur comment does not qualify as a sentence, does that mean ur 1/3 idiot? And should we count numbers and the = sign as well??

[FUTTAHSIKK]

it = a joke fucking retard

[Zafoshin]

Well then the joke is as obvious as my prolongment of it, so I'm not a retard either case, which makes u though, for calling me 1.

[FUTTAHSIKK]

that makes no sense.

fool.

<3

[Zafoshin]

Of course it does. Be it right o wrong, it still makes sense, which makes u a fool. Let me elaborate. There are 2 cases, either that was a joke or it wasn't. If it wasn't a joke I'm right and you're wrong. If it was a joke, how do u know mine wasn't?By the same standards u judge his comment as a joke, I could be merely prolonging his joke, rather than dissing him. Neither comment has no elements that insinuate they're a joke, so even if his is, then so is mine, so u are wrong. See, int both

[Zafoshin]

cases u are wrong and that makes u a retard for retardly calling me 1. U also are a fool for foolishly calling me 1, which makes me wonder y I waste my time explaining sth that a foolishly retarded fool wouldn't understand anyway.

[FUTTAHSIKK]

Zafoshin, Grow up. I mean seriously Grow up. Stop Doing this. It's immature. and no one like a joke prolonger.

[Zafoshin]

Oh, the 1 who started calling me a retard is now calling me immature?

[Zafoshin]

You're not mature, u just have nothing else left to say,

[Zafoshin]

in fact "Grow up. I mean seriously Grow up.

[FUTTAHSIKK]

dude grow up. seriously

[halowaste]

What was i smoking?..

Zafoshin you are indeed a cock.

[masteron69]

lol joe biden's a terrorist

[StaticID]

Cracked = awesome!

Mad = FAIL

[jdudeJmusicAforlifeC]

The aPACalypse haha that has got to be the funniest crap

[ATH025]

Ya fuckin' neeeerd

[damodura]

hahahhhaa that was fricken hilarious

[Chhaylin]

Bull shit jokes

[neina5]

Funny. -_-

[GekoMcloud]

LOL!!!

[DrWho12345677]

has noone here read revelation? hahaha priceless

[holylampposts]

1:27 LOL!!!

[danbrown08]

4:40 was so funny

im not sure why

[neonXdarkness]

80's music has that effect

[valkyr11]

this has got to be one of the best "cracked countdown" videos I've ever seen.. classic.

[TyrannoJack]

i love these so much. this one was hilarious.

[dahwang12]

"...seems like a decent father and human being. huh, I know, what an asshole."

lulz!

[MovieMike2010]

i watched all of these on the cracked website , so glad they are coming to youtube so I know when there's a new one! Hilarious, all of them

[agenstuall85]

however many people watch this its not enough this show pwns!!!

[dodgycrumpet]

you know, it is actually physically difficult to not have rhythm to the extent that joe biden does not have rhythm.

[princesstamika]

oh, roffle. Best comment.

[R3DxWarri0r]

Joe biden is a fag. Lulwut

[sugarpuddin88]

Would love to see more concentration camp pieces!

Brilliant!

[onursez]

man these are awesome!

[sugarpuddin88]

Obama presidency cost 2 billion

USA second only to Mexico in Poverty & education - New story today: 1 in 10 Americans on food stamps

America bankrupt:

102 trillion for SS & medicare

25 trillion for TARP & bailouts

53 trillion plundered from other trusts

Every single American man, woman & child owes over $600K in FED Gov debt

The US dollar will collapse within the next 1 to 2 years

Now that's cool!

[Preisellack]

you're just a retard that can copy and paste made up facts

[sugarpuddin88]

Preise

Your ability to debate rationally is second only to your ignorance

Care to share exactly "which" fact you which to debate? Or are you afraid to showy our ignorance?

[Preisellack]

1 in 10 Americans are not on food stamps.

USA second only to Mexico in Poverty and Education. First off, thats false. Second off, from what stand point are you looking at that from, poverty and educational funding? or did you just copy and paste bullshit? my guess is the latter

[MinxieLoli17]

Rofl the bit at 1:27 where he says 'you fuckin nerd' XD

Love Swaim <3

[cattxsayxwhat]

Keep 'em comin', SWAIM.

Keep 'em comin'.

[thanyou]

Lulz

[bitchslapper12]

I'm sick and feeling down! Thanks for this repost!! Made my day

[chikenshitconformist]

..........uh ....... first?

[holybobstaff123]

Nerdiness is good! Embrace! Badoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!

[yuriythebest]

obama is a fake worse then bush- at least the world knew bush was bad but barrak has "charisma"

[dogstar7]

Hell yeah! I'm with you, man. Fuck all those successful, attractive and well-admired people like Obama! Damn fakes.

Don't you just hate that smug look of satisfaction he is always wearing ever since he was elected to the Oval Office? Like, what's he got to smile about, right? You know he's fakin' it!

What a hypocrite, right? First he's, like not President and now he's all like doing President stuff all the time! What's up with that?

Phony!

[hardworker424]

Next topic: Crazy conspiracy vids on YouTube.

[SnoocheeBoochees]

swaim is awesome!

[ineedalifeLTD]

why i oughta henson

[henson360]

you shatapa wit yo face or i aslap you so harda you mama aint gona recognise you

[ineedalifeLTD]

ur a bully

[henson360]

your a walrus

[ineedalifeLTD]

well ur a person with a soul

[henson360]

yes, yes i am

[ineedalifeLTD]

stop mocking me u ...u soul person thing

[henson360]

well you have no testicles , sir

[henson360]

shat up youse

[ineedalifeLTD]

y did i get two tumbs down really people think me commenting about being first is bad well help me reach -100 on this comment everyone thumbs down it yeahhh

[semajyollom]

DAMN why am i so exited to be first doesnt make sense and i spelled it wrong really

[FanClubManiac]

funny how your screen name is "I need a life"

[ineedalifeLTD]

ohh the irony im not sure if that was a sly insult or compliment but as i have not got a life i will thank u good sir for that witty observation