Family Guy Palestinian Alarm Clock

[djheroi10]

fuck you sick people your offending two Milliard people around the word by this bulshit racist retarted zionist media

freedom for palestine

[ajocean]

@djheroi10 what palestine?

[SuperSamet11]

0:05 Osama Bin Laden?

[WhereThereDude]

fuck jews fuck muslims fuck chiistians fuck you and fuck your cat !

[Tatsue295]

This is one of the worst jokes I've heard in a while, not funny, not even touching base. Just a completely idiotic attempt at a joke.

[amoon94]

It's funny how zionists always seem to ask questions like "what is palestine?", yet they make videos implying palestians are terrorists. Contradictory right there.

[bywukime]

@amoon94

It's funny how Jihadists always claim victory against Israel, yet they whine to the UN and the US and try to keep the IDF from mowing down their capital cities.

[amoon94]

@bywukime Irrelevent comment that has nothing to do with me or this video.

[alao459]

why dont the make a vid, where israelis shoot phosphor rockets on the palastanians and just say "shalom". really, the only terrorist here is the zionist type of a human.

[Javierjahve]

I am an alarm clock and I find this offensive

[smithjm22]

FUCK THE ARABS THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DIRTY SAND SUCKIN BASTARDS

[pleasureman666]

@smithjm22 - fuck off, Jew!

[jakefentonmadelin]

This just goes to show that the creators of this are pro Zionist and care for nothing more than death and destruction rather than peace and well being!!!

[BatkoBrat]

Guys, its a joke. Its called stereotype...

[TrollingDayAndNight]

seriously? you cant even watch a family guy video without starting to argue? you people suck

[die4321]

ali ho achhh ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdamMcVeigh11]

@die4321 BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[CIAPATY1995]

Wszystko nalezy do polakow ku*wa!

[BRBallin1]

how is peter still alive......

[WMsquared]

@BRBallin1 He's like Kenny in South Park.

[Cent4l]

America was build on religion and we believe the Bible the bible says protect Israel at all cost and we do that. Yet i dont believe in war but i will go with it if it stops the murder. Israel is always getting attacked and there still standing. Im not here to fight if u dont like the US thats fine but we dont have to like anyone else. I wish the US was still isolated from the eastern hemisphere and brought everyone from ISrael over here so we can finally have peace for everyone.

[meep174]

How about we all shut the fuck up. lets just say that we all believe in god there is no right or wrong religon. God you people are immature.

[NoLimitLegacy]

Id have to say this clock is

*puts on sunglasses*

quite alarming

YEEEEEAH!

[XxSpeCHaLBoYXx]

no matte who you are you have to admt thats funny as hell

[McFitNovoline89]

fuck israel fuck usa jews!

[SirKil0t]

even an alarm clock like that couldn't get me out of bed...

[1hopeless1]

I'm an alarm clock and I find this offensive

[jcdenton2k]

So that's why people keep sayin it wrong...

[ani1616]

NWO TAKING OVER,U DUMBASSES ARE GOING TO BE CRYING FOR OUR HELP,WE HAVE BRAINWASHED YOU FOOLS FOR MANY CENTURIES,KEEP DENYING US IT MAKES OUR JOB EASIER.

[MrSwagSupreme]

i laughed at the comments and then the video

[AStandsForFrench]

I'm white as the driven snow and I find this predictably boring

[ActaNonVerba71]

McFarlane sucking up to the hand that feeds him....tsk tsk

[XxSpeCHaLBoYXx]

@Manzur099 listen im not calling you a troll but as we both know thi is one of the most rasisct and ignorant socioeties today, so you cant excpect people to know the real people behind middle eastern terrorism

[Manzur099]

@XxSpeCHaLBoYXx WHATT SPEAK GERMAN OR TURKISH

[XxSpeCHaLBoYXx]

@Manzur099 i have actually been taking german for 4 years lol, glaubst du das nicht? warum? i habe kiene problem mit dir/dich (lol its not perfect)

[Sw1fterly]

@Manzur099 No Muslims destroyed everything not Israel.

[Manzur099]

@Sw1fterly shut up

[Sw1fterly]

@Manzur099 no you shut the fuck up.

[Sw1fterly]

@Manzur099 Honestly go read history. All the acts of terror committed in the Middle East are by Muslims.

[theauditorefamily]

@Sw1fterly blind, just like most people nowdays

[Sw1fterly]

@theauditorefamily Who's blind here. IF you're talking about me you're by far wrong. People who curse Israel are the blind people, they dont now shit about whats going on over there and they watch the Corrupt Biased Evil Liberal Media with out knowing the facts them selves.

[sajtospalinka]

@Sw1fterly

Corrupt media rofl? You're corrupting the fucking media stupid jew. Just watch the news, everytime it's about "terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, poor jews, poor jews, poor jews". Man, YOU STOLE THEIR FUCKING LAND. I would also be pissed as hell.

[Sw1fterly]

@sajtospalinka I'm not even Jewish asshole I'm Arabic. And now it's not about Jews. And I guess it's to fucking bad they took the land like you took the land from the Natives :) Islam is the most corrupt and shittiest religion on the planet. Democrats and Liberal Fucktards are corrupting the planet.

[theauditorefamily]

@Sw1fterly YOU don't know shit what is going on there you American Extremist! the Palestines and the Israelies are like brothers fighting over a goddamn toy, the Israelies are attacking them because they think they are god's chosen people,WE ALL ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE!! he treats us equally just like the law, so i don't see what is the big deal is, CNN and other American news media are all runned by Israel to keep the truth from being exposed, and we are not evil pigs, read the Quran for once!!

[Sw1fterly]

@theauditorefamily I know more than anything you will ever know you piece of shit. I do read the Quran. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED. You're god is not the real god. You believe that rape, murder, molestation, is okay. Your prophet raped his 9 year old "wife". Sounds like a real scum. Not to mention to throw gays of cliffs and stone women. Honestly. YOU should read your fucking Quran. Go use your Taqiyya some where else you lying demon. And YOUR "god" treats NOBODY except muslims like animals. :)

[theauditorefamily]

@Sw1fterly you are the retarded one! you never read the Quran because none of what you said is in there, his wife wasn't 9 years old, your just saying this to piss us off, Israel runs the American government and tells the president what to do, America won't stand up to Israel or any other countries but would rather go with some lower than their level and thats the middle easterns, other countries don't go against us because they know better, and wut kind of name is Sw1fterly? rednecks now days.

[Sw1fterly]

@theauditorefamily No, Israel does not tell the government what to do. And what kind of name is theauditorefamily? Listen buddy, I've read your shitty book of lies and hate, abd Mohammed was a pig. He fucked his 9 year old wife and YES he did have one. You're a shitty muslims. honestly, You Taqiyya skills are pretty bad dude :l I think a Jew could do better. And Not to mention, Islam is a fail religion. The took things from both Judaism and Christianity and called it their own. Muslims = evil.

[theauditorefamily]

@Sw1fterly pft, you make me laugh

[Sw1fterly]

@theauditorefamily The thought of Islam being a religion makes me laugh.

[TehReyMan]

@Sw1fterly So? Christianity took more then half it's meaning from Judaism.

[Sw1fterly]

@TehReyMan And Islamd took more than 80% of it's meaning from Christianity Judaism.

[lightsaber609]

@theauditorefamily Do you see jews murder countless innocent civillians? NO! Do you see them blowing themselves up? NO! Islam is evil and will do anything to make thier jihad work! Islam is pure evil for these reasons: Murder, Rape, terror, and having no feelings for people who lost family and friends! Each terrorist is being given the most torture and punishment in hell for thier evil acts! Mohamid was clearly a sociopathic monster and an agent of the devil!

[TehReyMan]

@lightsaber609 I see Christians murder countless innocent civilians every single day.

[Sw1fterly]

@TehReyMan That's a nice lie you got there :)

[osher8595]

@theauditorefamily

if america whould had done exactly what we sayed,according to you,you whouldnt be here.so stop spearding lies.

the fact remains that we are the only TRUE democratic country in the middle east.

hey,i can protest witout getting shot,can you do that?

and we dont kill girls in our family for family honor.

and muslims here have more rights then we do,for instance,they dont need to join our army.so here,muslims live very good compared to other muslim countries.

[leonid1995]

@osher8595 Woah woah. Don't get your panties in a twist, buddy. Youtube isn't the place to argue about convictions. :)

[Tarik26able]

@Sw1fterly shut the fuck up

[Sw1fterly]

@Tarik26able No, you shut the fuck up go read history you asshole.

[Tarik26able]

@Sw1fter Israel is a evil country they have attacked palestina 

[Sw1fterly]

@Tarik26able Muslims are evil pigs they've murdered more people in the world then the people that inhabit Israel. Israel is not evil. You're an arrogant pig. Look at your history and you'll see how the child raping Mohammed preached the destruction of everyone except Muslims. Palestine is evil. Go fuck yourself.

[Tarik26able]

@Sw1fterly Ok im not gonna fuck my self becuse its imposible but I can agree muslims have killed people but Israel and USA have killed many people and Israel have 200 nuclear wepons I dont care if you provok me.

[Sw1fterly]

@Tarik26able Does not matter. Muslims have killed more people over the last 1000 years than anybody else. Israel's God does not allow the rape and mollestation of women, the stoning, hanging, and tossing off cliffs of gays, or the ability to murder any non Muslims.

[Tarik26able]

@Sw1fterly sorry if I sayd to many bad thing about Israel but I have right they have killed a lot of people and they have nuclear weopons who can destroy our palnet

[Sw1fterly]

@Tarik26able So does the USA. And the Muslims are just plain and simple, EVIL. They have killed millions over the last 1000 years. Israel killed in Self Defense. Islam killed in a false belief in their false God who order the stoning, hanging, and tossing off cliffs of both gays and women. And what do women get if they die? Nothing. Men get 72 virgins which is fucking stupid other wise all the women in Islam should not get married if their husband is gonna fuck 72 different women in the "heaven"

[theauditorefamily]

@Manzur099 yes, and U.S tax dollars goes to them everyday just to use on war and genocides, man Americans are more fucking blind than a garrador on Resident Evil 4

[DemonicD3]

@Manzur099 Say that to the many Israeli homes and schools destroyed by rockets and motors by Hamas. If your going to be another ignorant anti-Israeli nutjob atleast get your facts straight.

[Manzur099]

@DemonicD3 You can not say BOMB to this thinks from palestinians

[shearerson]

@DemonicD3 most of what Hamas has done is in direct response to what Israel has done for years and years. So many villages have been wiped off the map by Israel, leaving families displaced and many others harmed and killed. Israel is a fucking disgraceful country and only get away with it as they are an ally country. Read some real news rather than propaganda.

[DemonicD3]

@shearerson Are you high? What Israel does is in direct response to Hamas. Hamas was created by people who want nothing more than the pure destruction of Israel. Hamas is the reason there is no peace between Israel and those who consider themselves Palestinians. Israel's military was formed throughout years of defense and it's soul purpose is the defense of Israel. Which includes rogue political organizations turned terrorists like Hamas.

[DemonicD3]

@shearerson As for villages wiped off the map, show me examples of that please. Only thing Israel has done remotely close to that is destroying a residential property or home that was being used by Hamas to launch rockets or motors across the border. A common tactic hamas uses knowing full well Israel will retaliate. They also get away with it as you put it because nobody can find a legal justification to stop them. They are acting in there own defense against hostility.

[XxKinoWolfxX]

@Manzur099 I know personally someone who's home was BOMBED by Gaza.

[amoon94]

@XxKinoWolfxX Thats the stupidest statment I have ever read :/ It's like me saying I know someone who was bombed by LA- and that babes is how I know ur fibbing.

[TheArcaneWolf]

I'm an alarm clock and I find this offensive.

[jdcresswell]

Got here from NEDM

[Cyfer003]

Why are people gettin so offended over Family Guy? Jeez!! Lighten up..

[x15978]

@Cyfer003 because they dont know when to not cross the line. But thats most fat white americans anyway

[errOHneoS]

@x15978 The only time fat asses cross the line is when there's a donut on the other side of it.

[shWAxCuHxLaN]

i'm palestanian and i have like 10 of these what's the big deal-.-

[Fanofdragondyce]

this shit is fucking disturbing they call palestinian bombers but not The U.S whos been killing million of people

[Polar515]

yeah, a jewish alarm clock would be one that kicks you out of your house and wipes out your entire life savings.

[goose9192]

@Polar515 yeah but it doesn't kill you :)

[TheRoeyboy]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o TRUE

[khaloudi615]

@TheRoeyboy hey listen u little asshole.

this isn't true

us muslims are NOT terrorists.

why do they all think we are?! we are just like anyone else

[TheRoeyboy]

@khaloudi615 I know that not every muslim is a terrorist

I just say there are lots of muslim PALASTINIAN and non palastinian terrorist

because of this kind of terrorists I have lots loved ones

[Motion63O]

@khaloudi615 You really shouldn't have to worry about Islam being made fun of on Family Guy, trust me when I say this but Family Guy tends to make fun of Christianity more than Judaism and Islam.

[TheRoeyboy]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o TRUSE

[TheGeneralCritic]

I'm offensive and I find this clock to be alarming.

[xTurquoiseGlazex]

@TheGeneralCritic loser! you got to this video from the racist horse video, copied the top comment and got every non-thinking jackass to like your stupid comment. douchebag please fuck off.

[TheGeneralCritic]

@xTurquoiseGlazex No...I've never seen the racist horse video.

[xTurquoiseGlazex]

@TheGeneralCritic So why is it the exact same joke reworded into context then? Are you that unimaginative? It's not even you I should be angry at, it's the idiots who liked your comment because they thought it was funny but they are probably equally stupid and voted for bush as president.

[TheGeneralCritic]

@xTurquoiseGlazex You seem upset. :D

[xTurquoiseGlazex]

@TheGeneralCritic wow so your going to take the "l0lz uR m4D" approach. Case in point: trawl through most of the recent comments, they are either "i find this offensive" or "i find this difficult to masturbate to" What fucking stupidity that plagues Youtube, veiled as humour when all it is is stupid repetitive crap. Go back to 4chan retard, your not the first comment and we all know what you'd do if you were!

[TheGeneralCritic]

@xTurquoiseGlazex First! :3

[xTurquoiseGlazex]

@TheGeneralCritic yea well I'm going to let your default responses speak for themselves. U M4d br0 c0z 1 toT3z f1n1< uR m4d!

[k0er123]

palestinians dont blow anything up, palestinians have nothing to do with the western world its u who are invading and helping jewish pricks.. this video is offensive in a funny way but when ppl keep talking about it, they make it a big thing come on guys its family guy..

[renepebblesjuicy]

sooooo true

[orkneysnorknie]

@renepebblesjuicy

[creamygoodness420]

The Arabs who left had nowhere to go so those Muslims invented "Palestinians" and told the Arabs displaced that they were Palestinians and that the Jews stole their homes. I can't believe half of these people bought this garbage. Before this, there is no history of "Palestine." What year did Palestine come into existence and cease to exist? What currency did they use? Why is there no history of it? Can you name one leader of Palestine other than Yasser Arafat?

[TheGeneralCritic]

@creamygoodness420 Palestine (Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל Eretz-Yisra'el, formerly also פלשת, Peleshet; Arabic: فلسطين‎ Filasṭīn, Falasṭīn, Filisṭīn) was a conventional name, among others, used between c.700 BCE and 1948 CE to describe the geographic region between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands.

Jesus, lrn2Wikipedia.

[creamygoodness420]

Palestinians are a made up creation by those Arabs that were crushed by Israel. They supposedly lived in a nation that never existed prior to Israel. Everyone knows the Arabs wanted Israeli lands because the Jews took a desert and turned it into an oasis, and when they tried to take it they got their asses kicked. They told the Arabs in Israel to leave and they could return after the Jews were dead, but when it backfired, the Arabs they made homeless lied and said they were "refugees"

[Javierjahve]

@creamygoodness420 I understand you, I know what they did.

[drfaustus1992]

I'm pro palestinian and still find this funny. Family Guy mock everybody, lighten up.

[creamygoodness420]

@drfaustus1992 Palestinian's are made up. There is no such thing as the Nation of Palestine, never was. Those people are Egyptian, Jordanians, Syrians, etc. Don't know why they left when their terrorist brotheren told them they were going to wipe out Israel and take their creation. After they got their asses handed to them, the loser Arabs told the displaced Arabs that they were "Palestinians" and were driven from their homes by Jews. Unfortunately, the world believes the Palestinian lie.

[ZERAsoulfire006]

...ONE USE...

[tcsdef]

well this show is as funny as a school bus fire

[RHVids100]

I dont know if this alarm clock is loud enough.

[Zo14roses]

That is so wrong.

[creamygoodness420]

@Zo14roses Why?

[trentk2000]

Allak who-Ah-BA!

[GOPSsSTOP]

translation - GOD IS ONE.... BOOM, why ALLAH AKBAR i dont get it?

[TheDouchesupreme]

@GOPSsSTOP translation- God is greater or God is the greatest and I take it you've never seen muslims in war ?? If you have you would get this. Head on over to liveleaks unless you are really young then by all means don't go. In nearly all the beheading videos this is what they say as they decapitate people or shoot people, killing in general really.

[GOPSsSTOP]

@TheDouchesupreme I am a Muslim, and i was born under this war,Im originally Chechen. I understand what you are trying to say i dont blame you or anyone else , I want you to know that those who 'decapitate people or shoot people, killing in generaly how you sed, it depends what is the situation, if you are protecting your motherland from attakers or your religion is ok but this is different case IT IS NOT ALLOWED IN ISLAM to suicide like those bombers does they are really a problem in Islam.

[The1andOnlyCG]

@GOPSsSTOP its wrong to make a big public spectacle and cheer when you behead someone

beheading in general is pretty barbaric. (dont worry, im not one of those idiots who thinks all muslims are fanatics)

[GOPSsSTOP]

@The1andOnlyCG I appreciate that, thank you. 

[The1andOnlyCG]

@TheDouchesupreme its vital that you understand that those sorts of radical muslims form only a minority of the general world population of muslims, who are very peaceful and civilised.

i'm a british atheist in a muslims country, those terrorists/beheaders you see on the news are not like normal muslims.

[TheDouchesupreme]

@The1andOnlyCG I used to think it was the radical fringe now days though...not so sure. Mohammed cartoon, Theo van Goghs movie which got him murdered ect. ect. ect. Also being an atheist in a muslim country please be careful I'm sure you know the punishment for apostasy in Islam. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you with it's noodly appendage.

[The1andOnlyCG]

@TheDouchesupreme the UAE is pretty liberal, they only execute people for extreme murder cases and stuff, they're pretty chilled when it comes to religious law

(honestly, a lot of the local "muslims" go out to clubs and drink and get with girls just like westerners)

[The1andOnlyCG]

@TheDouchesupreme its easy to judge a group of people by it's most infamous components;

its not like you're going to see a breaking news article about peaceful, civilised muslim people living their daily lives, because that sort of stuff isn't interesting.

you only hear about the murders, honour killings, violence rallies etc because that's the stuff people are interested to see on the news. It therefore APPEARS that all muslims are like that, but really they're not.

[TheDouchesupreme]

@The1andOnlyCG So very, very true. The UAE sounds very progressive in comparrison to most muslim countries though which seem...very backward if not outright archaic.

[The1andOnlyCG]

@TheDouchesupreme wellll the arab spring might change things, lot of young people wanting changes, and young people all think similarly regardless of religion, so its likely that there will be more liberalism.

[nevadawoman71]

Israel does not "butcher Palestinian children" and this clip is hilarious.

[creamygoodness420]

@nevadawoman71 That's because there is no such thing as Palestinians. Those so called Palestinians are a creation of sore loser Muslims that got beat by the Jews badly. There was never a Nation of Palestine, and these supposed people have contributed nothing to the world except violence and death. Suicide bombing as self defense? What a bunch of bullshit. How is killing a bus full of innocent people self defense?

[HectorDaMan123]

@creamygoodness420 Palestinians didn't blow up that bus, HAMAS did, the leader who was chosen out of desperation of the palestinians. There is no good guy bad guy, they both bomb each other, and Israel blocking supplies from gaza which leaves the palestinians staving and without medicine is self defense also right? And only 1% of muslims are extremist, and you seem to be into the stereotype that all muslims are crazy suicide bombers. They not bad ppl nor are jews, but the leaders are!

[kareemcooljundi]

@HectorDaMan123

finally som1 who understands :'(

i am muslim and thank u for understanding

i hate people who think most arabs and muslims are terrorists :'((

[Thimiesama]

Would not wake me up

[AleviAsker]

What is with the zionist alarm clock?? It's the same..

[charleyxoxo]

I'm an alarm clock and I find this offensive.

[Heitor619]

That would definitely wake me up...

[popitmonful]

I'm Muslim and i find this hilarious.

[fissioncrusier]

@popitmonful u really muslium? arab or convert?

[DenniTheDude]

Finally a clock that would wake you up!

[villamayor83]

press 00:05 to set the alarm off, also thumbs up

[SWs320cdi]

just press 6

[Javierjahve]

I am a alarm clock and this is offensive

[victimOnee]

@Javierjahve

you're aslo not funny, nor are you creative .

[JstaGoodoBoy01]

Lol i laugh everytime i see this

[Walternateuniverse]

This is great

[thesweoutsider]

my dad bought one of those today....

[burhandouche]

this is fucking offensive man

[skeggjonas]

@burhandouche Pretty much everything Family Guy does is offencive to someone..

[TheSignsandSymbols]

@skeggjonas i'm asian and family guy has a lot of jokes about us. and yes it is pretty offensive but we got used to it. :D

[1peterkim123]

@skeggjonas You spelled offensive wrong, i am offended.

[KalogST]

@burhandouche That's family guy for ya.

[creamygoodness420]

@burhandouche But it's true. So called Palestinians blow themselves up all the time, hell they in doctrine their children to grow up to blow up themselves.

[YummyBear37]

the thing is they would make that...

[belladonna4577]

lol, nice XD.

[hotshot7897]

allah has a chocolate bar?!

[BeccaLouiseCharltonX]

ALAH HU AKBAR OR HAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

BOTH PALESTINIAN.

[TheRockHBKfan]

I bet that woke him up.

[dryyoshi7]

ADMIRAL AKBAR!

[ReadyToRunAway]

worthless & priceless.

[SpecifiedPacifist]

they use that same phrase for mentally challenged terrorist type it in.

[Smuck300]

Atleast they woke up lol

[RawrMar0204]

I'm a palestinian alarm clock and I find this quite offensive

[jonathan46052]

How could you die?

[YummyBear37]

hah cause they totally have that

[Hieagandaus]

ALLA HUICK BAR! SKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!

[Lilstien]

-_-

[homestuckfan]

allah o' aghkabar



[albokid52]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP WTF BOOOM. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[ThePainintheass2010]

why has this not got more views?! its epic! it made simpsons look like crap!

[djkhaled412]

AW No wonder this happened , family guy is run by jews

[GrandMasterKai]

you can buy them Palestinian Alarm Clock around the middle east but no wonder so many die out there

[halotube015]

palestinian aren't terrorists

[royksopp0]

@Osaed1 im am an israeli and i love you dude...