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  • You know, I'm a good cowboy because I have a hat on!

  • Pasta, pasta. It was named after pasta.

    LMAOOOO

  • now thats a deep voice

  • light hearted moments with dikembe munigger

  • mutombo talks like arnold

  • imagine him saying...get back to the choppa

  • Check out this shortfilm - Ballin' In Uniform

    watch?v=TDlk9fsAvsY

  • Mutombo can't even stand properly when taking a shower. How about Yao Ming?

  • "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

  • you be funny

  • He's like a black Terminator, awesome xD

  • Из него неплохой бы МС получился. Респект, Дикембе!!

  • I asked Dikembe for an autograph when i was about 11 years old. He knocked my pen n paper down, then proceeded to wag his finger in my face and told me not to come around here no more

  • @Friendly420Tokes It's a shame that an injury made him retire. I hate it when NBA players are forced to retire b/c an injury screws with their playing too much.

  • Lebron travelled

  • Could i get a thumbs up for no reason please?

  • i wonder if he had a proper education as a child, and healthcare, he could comunicate like a normal person..

    this is sad..

  • @jusfly69 what's wrong with you, he just has an accent. Just because he doesn't talk like YOU doesn't mean he can't talk. He speaks like 10 languages, English was like his 8th... If you listen to what he's saying, the grammar is perfect. He just has an accent, that's all.

  • by the way, I go to school with his daughter so I've talked to him in person and he's a great communicator. He's given speeches at my school

  • @sade1234567whatever He even does the voice of the cookie monster for Sesame Street!

  • Lmfoa hes a gentile giant :) he sounds a bit like cookie monster.. :P

  • This is FUNNy! but I dislike because of lockout

  • Who wants to Sex Mutombo?

  • WHAT THE?? WHY NBA HAS ONLY 77 videos

  • @TheMVP2020 umm not sure let me think how about this THE FUCKING LOCKOUT sorry for being mean but the lockout the nba has to take down the vids of current nba players

  • @TheMVP2020

    They made the other vids private.

  • The black arnold swhartizager

  • THE MOST SCARIEST VOICE I EVAR HEAR

  • big boi kimmyJ

  • the #1 commentator from Vietnam sent me

  • KIMMYJ

  • legend!

  • Mutombo is one of the greatest human beings ever, amirite?

  • @ShinGoku77 No, your just gay. Next time go dress up as a anime character.

  • his cock must be 30cm's or sth i guess xD

  • I dont like mutombo!

    @ BADNFLU3nz- I DONT like you either !

  • @floridacalifornianev fuck you, mutombo is great

  • what a guy, what a guy

  • "i make a good cowboy coz i have the hat on" hahaha dude is funny and smart and generous

  • It's named after pasta XD

  • pour moi mutombo est le meuilleur basketteur de tout le temps et le meueiller contre sabs l'histoire de la nba

  • Why are there so many hares on this great guy... I wouldn't ever understand how one sided a person could be.

  • This guy is fuckin' awesome. Make some noise Y'all! Just kidding. Shut the fuck up.

  • dont like him

  • @floridacalifornianev you aren't human. go die

  • You can't even see his asshole in this video. You sick perverted fuck.

  • LMAO!!!!

  • what an African Warrior! go Motherland!!!!

  • at least youre being real...cuz youre da realest nigga amirite

  • One of the most likeable big men in the NBA, not to mention that he played for around a million years. His deep voice probably scares the heck out of many 10 year olds when he really is a nice guy, too bad he had to have that terrible knee injury

  • It's called Pasta Pasta, it's named after Pasta

  • He will go to the Hall Of Fame

  • Why is his top blurred? All it says is 'Nuggets Basketball'.

  • something to do with advertising.

  • ahh you gotta love mutumbo :) i miss him lol he's a good person

  • "Ten cookies looking mighty fine...Cookie Monster eat one...now there are nine....

  • He Sounds SImilar To Arnie. hahaa

  • I just want someone to get him to sing "'C' is for cookie...that's good enough for me!!!" on camera.

  • why is he an asshole?? i met him a couple of weeks ago in Denmark. he seemed pretty friendly...

  • I love Mutombo too..met him once in the 76ers locker room...he was really nice...I also met AI...he wasn't as nice, I asked for two signatures and he would only give me one :D.

  • he was probably in a hurry to get ready for practice.

  • lol hahha practice X 1 mill times hahah

  • @DaKiddD Practice? You talkin bout practice?

  • 220000 wievs h3h3

  • H.O.F.

  • I would hope so, but I'm not sure

  • u no im a good cowboy cuz i have a hat

  • hahahahhaa blac schwarzenegger no offense jus funny

  • I love Mutombo, anyone else think Hasheem Thabeet is like him?

  • thabeet will be a bust

  • don't watch the video and the first thing you should think of is Cookie Monster

  • i fuckin love this man... no homo lol

  • pasta pasta named after pasta !!!!LOLOLOL

  • ima miss u dikembe

    i really didnt lik the way ur career ended

    it ended kinda lik another hoya

    zo n the heat

  • its time for the menass wlkjsdiasdk abalidl..

  • You would figure being an NBA player he would just buy a huge ass shower.

  • He should run for public office, governor mutombo

  • @dh234 when he vetoes he wags his finger

  • @mastergreymon fuckin lmao

  • he had such a better voice back then

  • "pasta pasta, it was named after pasta" rofl

  • greatest b-ball player alive!

  • hahaha ohhh deke deke deke we'll miss you on the court

  • Dikembe! We love you! THank you for your example in EVERY WAY!

  • This video is even more special now that Dikembe's career has (unfortunately) come to a close. Best of luck to Deke in the next phase of his life; I'm sure he'll be fine, because he always was a better person than a basketball player (and he was a damn good basketball player).

  • Thanks for the memories and, most of all, all you have done for the poor in Congo and elsewhere! See you in the Hall of Fame

  • God Bless You Dikembe ! real warrior, real defender, real nba all star.

    We will never forget you!

    More than 3000 blocks :) and 18 seasons

  • You will be missed Dikembe. Thanks for the memories!

  • definition of a soldier right there.

  • damn man... im getting a mutumbo jersey after seeing a warrior being carried off lyk that...

  • pasta pasta, it was named after pasta :)

  • the man

  • Long Live Deke!!

  • Viva el Dikembe!

  • man his career cant end like this..he should've left the NBA walking out with his head up high not on a fuckin stretcher..

  • it juyz a kne strain they say hell be ok

  • Patellar tendon tear. He is done. He says as much.

  • BS! Don't be like that, Dikembe is a real dude.

  • his career is over :(

  • Why are they censoring his Nuggets sweater?

    Dikembe's great.

    Shame I wasn't watchin basketball when he was around. From what I know and seen, he was a great player.

  • good guy

  • the cookie monster!

  • "pasta pasta"

    "they named it after pasta"

  • get a detachable shower head deke! lol

  • ROFLMAO thats hilariuos

  • I love deke so much. What a great person and player.

  • i feel bad for da horse lol

  • at least he only ways 260 or so unlike a lot of fat americans who ride horses.

  • What about stupid Americans who don't know how to spell 'weigh.'

  • Oh shit my bad i can't believe I did that

  • it weight..moron

  • Uh, no it isn't.

    There is a difference between a verb and a noun.

  • OnlyMyGodCanJudgeMe - How would your god judge you for being an intolerant, feeble-minded simpleton? Dikembe's an inspiration to many and he's done more to help this world than you OR your God, I'm sure. Go fly a kite, Ace. And if your grammar is your gift to this world (although I highly doubt that), try using some punctuation and capitalization before you throw Dude-Man-Mutombo under the bus for his.

  • most weigh like under 150lbs, what are you talking about?

  • P.S. He is huge, so he should weigh more than most people. The average American from ages 20-74 weighs 191 lbs, not 150 Turquoise66.  That is with an average height of 5'10". Dikembe is 14 inches taller than that and only 70 lbs more. He IS thin and lighter than most Americans if you take more than mere averages into account (which is kind of necessary for someone of his size).

  • i meant people who ride horses. either they are 150 or way below.

    and the average height is not 5'10. i know for girls it's 5'3-5'4, man are not that much taller.

  • Yes, the average height is 5'10". I don't know how to argue that other than the fact that I'm right and you're wrong. Look it up. And I was just talking about people riding horses because he rode one in this movie. People who ride them at a place like he did are probably AVERAGE Americans, not people who own and ride them at a skilled or professional level.

  • yes, fat people dare to ride horses, and those people in the video are definitely huge.

    no you're wrong. average height is not 5'10. for women it's 5'3 and men is 5'9, so that mean's the average is 5'6.

    average weight for women is 163 lb, men is 189 lbs. i rounded to the closes whole number.

  • you never told me that you were basing your stats on men. but since the majority of Americans are women, and since horse riding is about equal between each gender, i thought you meant both genders.

    and taller people aren't don't always weigh more than average height people. i'm taller than average, and i'm barely 100 lbs.

    and 30% doesn't mean America is obese, we're just getting fatter.

  • well as a distance runner i kind of feel like 30% (body mass index i'm guessing you are referring to) is slightly obese, but whatever.

  • what? you're a distance runner and you have more than 30% body fat?

  • noooooooo, i said that i think that 30% IS obese i never said anything about me. I'm like 8-10%

  • Only 260? Are you dumb? Do you have any idea how heavy that is? Dike is the man.

  • I think you're the idiot here. First off, I never said that he was not the man, I love Mutumbo! Next, what I was saying was that 260 lbs is not that heavy for someone who is ***7'2"***. He is a very slender man. For example, Yao Ming is only 4 inches taller but weights 50 more pounds.

  • I didn't say you said he wasn't the man, I was just saying he was. I was just noting that 216 lbs is actually heavy. The way you had written your comment made it seem as if was light.

  • "I make good cowboy because I have a hat on." - Best quote ever. Oh wait, "Pasta Pasta: It was named after pasta." That one was good too.

  • lol for some reason he reminds me of the cookie monster...

  • He's like Shwarzenegger from Congo.

  • ima good cowboy cuz i got a hat on lol

  • Seems like a nice, down to earth guy. If only all the NBA players were just a little more like him

  • damn id really like to spend a day with dikembe sometime

  • whats the name of the store?

    Pasta, pasta. It was named after pasta.

    Lol.

  • yeah, that was funny ass hell

  • is that a fake golf ball or did he break it?

    LOL

    "I'm a good cowboy cuz i got a hat on"

  • His shirt is censored xD

  • Mutumbo: "Its a nice shirt..." (Shirt says fuck)

  • you can see it later and it doesnt say fuck

  • just playing around man

  • lol alright my b. hard to detect on the net : )

  • holy shit, he makes the bowling balls look tiny

  • DAMNNNN what a nice person.

  • LOL

  • His nephew by marriage, is my good friend,

    He lives in Ottawa Canada :)

  • Whats the places name?

    Pasta pasta.....its named after pasta.

    lololololololol I love Dikembe

  • Man he doesn't look like a millionnaire... Donated all the $ to the hospital. what a great person.

  • he sound like arnold of terminator trilogy!

  • man... Mutombo's a great person

  • lol "by the end of the shower i might have a cramp, uno's?" :)

  • god bless him

  • I got you. I got you... WHAT?!?!

  • did he just say "Pasta pasta; it was named after pasta"? If so, that's AWESOME.

  • anyone else see a black arnold schwareneggar rightt here?

  • I was just going to right that comment!

  • "I GOT YOU!"

    *Ball goes in gutter"

    "WHAT?"

  • hes so cool

  • y is the middle of his shirt censored?

  • Otherwise it's free publicity and unwanted advertising.

  • its called pasta, pasta. its named after pasta. haha thats great

  • hes the bestest everer

  • Deke rocks man.

  • hahahah i love mt. mutombo!

  • haha he reminds me of a tall schwarzenegger.

  • He is kind baby.

  • "How am I ever clean, who knows" ... awesome stuff.

  • I thought he said I might have a cramp...

  • hehe, that would have been cool. But he says; " I might have a cramp, who knows?" :-)

    Great human beeing....

  • He's the man.

  • Hes the man!! he will always remembered..such a kind person and grest player i wonder if he planning to play again with the rocket ^^

  • Diki has a great personality. Although I don't really understand some of the things he said, but I respect him for what he did throughout his career.

  • can u imagine the size of his ding dong!!!? shiiiiiiiiiit, i'm jelous!!!