Boyd's G-Men [Psychonauts]

[gabyallufix]

I am a Youtube commenter.

I comment on Youtube videos.

I post comments that contain fallacies to provoke negative responses from fellow commenters. This amuses me.

[CandyCinema]

sh*t road workers say.

sh*t grieving widows say.

sh*t housewives say.

sh*t sewage workers say.

sh*t assassins say.

etc.

[Mortagern]

Helicopters can go up AND down.

[LowenStrosst]

This is easily one of gaming's finest moments.

[itshelpa]

"I am watering!"

"Perhaps we can SWAP watering tips." Great ^^

[POOPTURTLE]

feces.

[halfdude]

my gun is clean

[Bloodyidit]

if you hack the game to use confusion grenades early, it gets really funny and weird

[iwantcandy2]

Steve Blum seriously made this level epic. It's the deadpan that really makes it funny.

[Roxas897]

"I do not kill for fun, but for money"

"I like to shoot people"

[KimochiRaptor]

The joke is that Steve Blum voices every single character ever.

[TheHolySemiColon]

"Oh my god! Why am I holding a gun? Did I kill again?"

[JohnSegway]

There's a few missing like when you use a G-man prop on another G-man that is using a different prop, like the plunger on the phone lines ones c:

Good collection though c:

[lunchboxbuffalo]

@JohnSegway

YES! That's one of the best ones! I forget the quote but it's something along the lines of "I see you're a plumber, that disgusts me, I would hate to be in your line of work." Using the gun on non-gun G-men is another favorite of mine.

[Spr4ynPr4y]

fun fact: the g-men are voiced by Steve Blum. Blum is most known for his voice as Spike Spiegel in the english dub of Cowboy Bebop.

[ShadedTopaz1]

Just hearing them in the background, coming out with some strange crack up of a thing while roaming around searching for figments...lolsy

[Annaleebie]

Why boner?

[heyhawker]

"I am making a pie."

"I hope you are not trying to steal my husband. Tramp."

"I work in the sewer."

"Gross. What a terrible job that must be. I would never let you date my daughter."

[invaderkin]

G-Men are the best thing in gaming history. Seriously.

[rhombusskullvsteal]

the most ridiculous game I have ever played in my life

[Gruntcrazy]

@rhombusskullvsteal and yet one of the best!

[rhombusskullvsteal]

@Gruntcrazy really just is. I miss it

[TheBeatlesHEYJUDE7]

They got Freddie. Poor Freddie. He was such a good secret agent. I mean assassin. Who is shooting at us? ---_---

[Elsteveo17Emo]

They all sound like Cornfed....

[connamoo]

My favourite was always "I wish that my loved one was not dead, but alive."

[Imagigirl]

Anyone notice that when Raz points out that the sniper rifle is fake, the G-man actually drops his cover?

"Shh. Don't broadcast that fact. They look real."

[zimgirfreak]

When I went into the house with the rolling pin the guy said " Stay away from my husband you hussy" I've never laughed so hard at a game.

[Gigaspine7]

"Oh my god. Why am I hold a gun."

[JohnyK07]

Details like these on the game, show why it is pure genious! My second favorite level was Fred Bonaparte's...

[AndersCFischer]

man that's great humor

[InvictusSheath]

This game was so good, yet so short.

[masterownedu]

@InvictusSheath lol i remember i thought this game was fucking weird when i was a kid. im stuck on that level. which is this level.

[bot3263]

"Helicopters can go up and down." lol alot of secret dirty humor from me :P

[bot3263]

"This is my watering can. I use it on my plants to water them" lol

[bot3263]

"my red sign helps me work on the road" lol

[Maphysto]

That information is restricted.

....To the road crew.

[elijahhammond67]

how do you get in the sewers where do you find the plunger?

[Generalblazer1point1]

God I miss this game...

*Goes off the rummage through the Xbox games*

[Ammit5]

Feces

[Ellectrollama]

Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.

[bot3263]

@Ellectrollama Omg i played this game when i was only 8 and i thought this was a kids game xD

[Laxanii]

My favorite level, hands down.

[nousernameideasleft]

I am reminded of Max from Max Payne.

[Shazbut01]

I had tears of laughter coming down my face when I first heard these guys. I had to stop playing

[Shazbut01]

@Shazbut01 And watched. Heard and watched

[ac1th]

He is the voice of CnC Zero Hour characters, Tank Dempsey in Zombie CoD and Trolls in WoW. Well, wow.

[texjoy86]

Feces. :|

[QhaoticZombie]

If you go up and try to tickle then with the crow's feather, they say "Please do not do that."

I don't know why, but that made me giggle like crazy when I first heard that.

[n543576]

isnt the voice actor to the agents the same one who does spike from cowboy beapbop

[SageofTalos]

@n543576 yup, Steven Blum voiced the G men in psychonauts.

[ezodragon]

Oh boo hoo. Boo hoo.

[AdamfMc]

I just finished this level. So hang on, considering Censors flowed out of the cars, does that mean the G-Men were Censors too? And they were trying to find the Milk Man so they could remove him from Boyd's mind?

[3shaiamigas]

@AdamfMc

I think so.

[ibelieveihadahat]

@AdamfMc Kind of. Boyd's mental illness was paranoia, so I think that the G-Men were manifestations of that paranoia. Boyd knows something is wrong, and the G-Men are his way of finding it. As for the censors, they were already there, so they joined forces with the G-Men because they wanted to find what didn't belong in Boyd's mind. 

[AdamfMc]

@ibelieveihadahat Ah, but if the G-Men are manifestations of mental illness then surely the Censors would want to stamp out them just as much as they would the Milk Man?

[smartlamppost]

@AdamfMc Yeah, I'd say that the girl scouts are the manifestations of mental illness whereas the G-Men are just very very stupid associates of the censors. Also, here's something weird: the censors in boyd's mind are friendly. If you throw one out of his range using TK then they won't attack you.

[Itsquinnlollz]

"Look at women's breasts, they are large" LOL

[TheAwexome]

BEST ADVENTURE GAME LEVEL EVER I MEAN IT

[lilacpilgrim13]

Where's "I am making a pie." "I hope you are not trying to steal my husband. Tramp." ? =[

[QhaoticZombie]

@lilacpilgrim13 I was hopin' for that one, too. :<

[Guyect]

plants need to have water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.

[halflife2man]

Look at that womans breasts, they are large.

[ZaneBarrow]

I want some pie now.

[Agent2313]

Faeces.

[totoroFan]

Fun Fact: Steve Blum voices the G-Men, and he also voices Spike from the English dub of Cowboy Bebop :D

[Maphysto]

Hah. "No Ped-Exing."

I used to read it as that as a kid.

[Skullsmuggery]

No hedge trimmer! :(

[ChickenPludder]

did he just say "bi's come in different flavours"?

[M30W3R]

@ChickenPludder PIES come in different flavours

[M30W3R]

This video is so awesome it can be favorited even though I have surpassed the limit for videos favorited.

[Sicksicksu]

I am said *plays guitar with flowers*

[ikkedoch]

Wow. There's actually a G-men who knows how to use his item. One of them actually puts his lily on the floor in front of a grave while crying.

[TheImaginableUndead]

The G-Men in the sewers always gets to me. XD

[martina644]

@ikkedoch

Yeah,But he uses the same lily on all graves,Which probably means:

1.He had no money for a second lily

Or 2.The person who dies is very,very fat.

[ikkedoch]

@martina644 ohdear hahahaha

[martina644]

@ikkedoch

Still...

''I am a grieving widow.''

''I am your sister in grief.''

[ikkedoch]

@martina644 Well I was talking about his behaviour, not what he said.

[martina644]

@ikkedoch

Sorry... c:

[NnysSexyAssistant]

"When my husband drinks excessively i may threaten him with this rolling pin. Though, we still love each other very much."

"Look at those woman's breast. They are large." <3 I love the G-men so much.

[puppett11]

Thats some 5* Acting...

[floppydisk909]

I KNEW I recognized that voice. Turns out it was Steve Blum!

[Lordmarkus93]

Steve Blum is the most awesome voice actor ever.

[hakuseiDESU]

Steve Blum you are my hero.

[F1nnM4s0n86]

I am thinking "So this is what is going in G-man's mind." I am laughing at thought. I am thinking "This is bit creepy and scary". I am pointing obvious with creepy style. Move along. There will be cake (with questionable status of excistence), if you do that. Also, who are those two Doubleplus Ungood persons with questionable mental stability that didn't like this video?

[WolfoftheDM]

I am a random person posting a random comment. There is nothing to be gained from this comment, yet I comment anyway, because it is what people expect.

[JTheDawg]

Lmfao i love how the guy says""I wish my loved one was alive and not dead""then he moves on to the next grave and says that

[M30W3R]

@JTheDawg The best ones are the phone-line workers. When I first saw them working out with a receiver I couldn't stop laughing XD

[BlockisticStudios]

Look at those womans breasts. They are large.

[shirayuki21]

when my husband drinks excessively, i may threaten him with this rolling pin, but we still love each other very much...

[jalopotan]

I am a human.I like waffles.I am fond of your wife.Why did you do my sister last night?How come its about YOU YOU YOU!I can not type incorectly.The government is watching you.I like penut butter.You also should like peanut butter.Boo hoo wha ah Lady Gaga aha aha bla bla *insert hate* AHHHHH!!

-anyways dont take steriods kids its bad

[retrotails]

I kill not out of passion, but for money. I like to kill people.

[GaurdianOfAriolus]

Gman needs to become a meme. NOW

[Hotsumoto90]

Boo.

Hoo.

Hoo.

I am sad.

[MisterJigs]

Feces.

[jalopotan]

@MisterJigs Oh yeah like in the butt and edible-ish xD

[TheWriter0]

This is my watering can. I use it on the plants to water them.

[Vorhias]

I will never find that one G-Man playing a plunger like a trumpet not funny. XD

[DarkStalker78]

Favs :

"Look at that woman's breasts. They are large."

"Over time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies."

"Feaces"

[mujuma]

When first played this level, didn't thin much of the G-Man, until the 3rd thing he said was "look at that Womens breast, they're large". Rofl'ed in Realife, I love these guys.

[mujuma]

Those G-Man have the best voice ever. Well maybe 2nd to Doc Roe from Band of Brothers.

[raidonzaper]

boo hoo

[gabe35962]

i have got to play this game 5 more time!! im fucking love this game soooo much lol

[DemoneyesKyo013]

The milkman level is the best <3

I love the responses when you show items to other gmen, I showed the assassins my rolling pin twice first response, "I hope it is rubarb that is my favorite then the second time "I hope it isnt rubarb" o_o same G man too.....

[Klagmar]

They dig with the stop signs, look through the rifles the wrong way, strum the flowers, and place toilet plungers on their heads.

Oh and "Look at those woman's breats. They are large." Lol

[hamsterbobo1234]

@Klagmar

Thanks, none of us just watched the video two seconds ago. Thank God you're here to tell us everything that happens in YouTube videos; we just couldn't get along without your help.

[Grug16]

I was kind of dissapointed with the sniper scene. I tried going invisible to sneak across. Didn't work, but I felt like it should. You'd have shield anyway at that stage of the game, so why not allow an alternate solution?

[8x13Wolf]

4:55, my favorite hands down.

[CopycatStudios]

The housewives are the best part. XD

[DementedStudios9007]

"Due to illegal disposal of hazardous materials,sewer water is often highly radioactive."

I think maybe Double Fine is trying to pass a lesson to those weird fucks who put weird ass stuff in the sewer O_O

[snemul]

6:40 "feces" hahahah

[cookingwithice]

i really wished it showed the response you get when you speak to any g-man besides a sewer worker while holding the plunger

[boydm1989]

Why in the hell did I just watch all of that?

[IceIsNice286]

Because it's just that awesome.

[The13thLeprechaun]

This is one of the best parts in Psychonauts. :D The G-men are hilarious.

[Nearrules55]

the squirrel was the best part but he actually said, "man these guys are dumb', thats what me and my friend were saying when we first played this level but we could not fid the plunger for some reason so we never made it to that part

[ThornWolf1]

god, the G-men are hysterical. i think my favorite line is "the cemetary is full of dead people." no duh, dude! lol that, and almost everything that comes from the rolling pin men.

[xplosiv026]

When the road-crew worker says look at that woman's breasts, they are large, use clairvoyance on him and he is staring at a crotch! hahhaha

[Nejimelliko]

Man, these guys are dumb.

[ZykeFin]

the best part in psychonauts :)

[SuperStingray]

Try setting one on fire.

[Spymaster27]

I am a youtube comment. I am commenting a video. Although you are only reading text, you are able to hear my voice, in your head. I am often pointless or irrelevant. Occasionally, I am insightful. Oh Em Gee. I may focus myself on a specific point or I may be about the video in general. I cannot exceed 500 characters. Some videos disable me, which makes me sad. Although I expect everyone to read me, I hope for few responses. Please give me a "thumbs up". Double you tea eff.

[RaptorZefier]

I am a youtube reply. I am replying to a youtube comment. I usually agree or disagree with the opinion of the original comment. Es tee eff you. I am often thumbed down for my critical nature, but feel compelled to voice my opinion anyway. I often wont respond if my point is proven invalid. El oh El.

[ken936]

@RaptorZefier

You used "compell" in the wrong sense. Feeling compelled is feeling a sense of conflict between yourself to act upon something, whether you should do it or not. The correct term should have been 'desired'.

[swedenxtrem]

@RaptorZefier That comment is pure love <3

[naxhant]

@Spymaster27 best comment ever

[Raikomaru]

@Spymaster27 ...is it wrong of me to imagine you, in full G-man style, air-guitaring with a keyboard as you say this? :p

[Cracko90]

@Spymaster27 question:WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN!?

[Geno6662000]

Feces...

[boredmuskoxen]

Oh Steve Blum, will you ever stop being made of win? (Look up the guy's resume, it's... extensive, prolific and versitle)

[danitiwa]

"Look at that woman's breasts, they are large."

[xXTwiIightXx]

"over time myhusband will desire me less< sexually. But he will always enjoy my pies" XD lmao

[boredmuskoxen]

there are also ones available if you talk to a G-Man with the wrong tool (eg equip the plunger and talk to a road0crew worker)

Raz: I work in the sewers

G-Man: How disgusting. I would never allow you to marry my daughter.

[777kru08]

you are my hero for posting this!!

[lakidj23887]

these guys are my absolute favorite thing in this awesome game

[squigian]

The Grieving Widows are my favourite.

[hakuseiDESU]

Flower guitar!! XDDD

[Vampiro413]

I would take over the world with these guys.

"That information is restricted... to the road crew."

Tommy guns that slide out of their throat? Pure awesomeness on a stick.

[HyrAyl]

The pie is a lie!

[sokawaii]

lol

love this level so much for this reason

<3

[silverbiometal]

what crazy guy would stay in the assassin place long enough to listen to that

[Highstar25]

'faeces.'

'though I often smell of excrement, i deserve your respect'

[FreeWeasel13]

"Are you the milkman?"

"Do I look like a milkman to you?"

"That information is restricted only to the road crew."

xDD

[ynotdrol2]

Wow this is alot of dialog depth just for some crazy characters.

[gamemasterrusty]

you think so?

go watch 10 minutes of Boyd.

[fivexthethird]

Raz: I am a grieving widdow

G-man:I am your sister in grief.

XD

[supermogo22]

"man these guys r dumb"

Haha after 10 minutes of whatin these guys, i looove the ending lol

[odorobou]

Psychonauts: The only game you'll ever have more fun with while NOT playing. XD

[Shinigami192837]

This was the funniest level.

I was a little confused when some of the Agent's acted as females.

[Vampiro413]

"Plants need to have water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water". Classic.

They also say funny things when you throw a confusion grenade on them, or firestart them.

>> "Why am I in a graveyard? Am I dead?"

>> "I am on fire. I am uncomfortable."

[venator98]

Such a fun level. :)

[jazelock]

Speaking to a pie-making agent results in the following exchange:

Raz: I am making a pie.

G-man: I hope you are not stealing my husband. Tramp.

[rupertgrintsgirly]

They got Freddy! Poor Freddy, he was such a good secret agent, I MEAN ASSASSIN! LOVE IT!! XD XD

[AkatsukiCrazy]

I love the Milk man

[BestestNinja]

what are those goggles for?

Who are you?

Where is the milkman?

Why did you punch that little girl?

[Mesoian]

LOL. steve blum

[WHATISUTUBE]

Steve Blum did the voice acting? I swear, that fucker is EVERYWHERE

[PhoenixBrave]

lol he's hilarious in this game. XD

[GenotisX]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[bjjkaratemaster]

feces lol

[Razputin93]

My favourite level in the game.^^

[3goodtimes]

Oh god... so freakin funny. I love this. <3

[xplosiv026]

Guys! I don't know if you know this. The 'road worker' says that woman has large breasts, use clairvoyance on him and he is staring at a crotch! Haha!

[NnysSexyAssistant]

i love the g-men!! i find them adorable *kidnapes one and makes it drink a class of milk while straped to a chair in my bedroom* Mwahahaha! LOLZ:P im weird..yes.... "Look at those womans breast, they are large." LOL:D XDD

[Jeice17]

This was great. You should of included the part where Raz talks to a non sewer worker G man when holding the plunger. Raz: I work in the sewers G man: Gross what a disgusting job, I would never let you date my daughter.

[TyrannosaurusReich]

Look at that woman's breasts.

They're large.