Best of Moby Dick 2010

[darkapaul]

this movie so bad... it made me SICK....

[duderman01]

Terrible, yes, but that makes it...amusing in an odd way, if you know what I mean

[stefen0603]

Words............I can find none.

[WolfGuyX]

So... Asylum presents Moby Dick???

[TheHitsverdomme]

4:08 till 4:30

after seeing that i wont watch this movie

haha

[Maurodx4]

omfg at 0:47

[CHSWarrior42]

Have you noticed the whale is a SPERM whale and his name is Moby DICK. hmmmmm,

[elitegametactics]

hahaha!!! i was laughing my ass off when i saw the dude shot the spear at the whale 6:25 & his reaction "haha fuck yeah i shot him haha 6:37 " & at 6:42 "OH FUCK!!!" xD hahaha fuckin funny

[IndianaJoel93]

OMG, he did not just say that at 2:40, "as far as I'm concerned, if your going to hunt for whales better to do it from the safety of the land"

RETARD!

[scottrotc06]

I keep expecting one of the people to say "Is there any other way I can pay?" Seriously this movie makes Mega Shark comparable to Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York.

[Titan52berg]

Herman Melville did not foresee a reimagining of his classic sea tale as degrading as this! What the heck was this? One of those cheap, 'assembly line' ScyFy Channel offerings that they seem to churn out every month? Lousy computer effects and one, moderately recognizable actor amidst a cast of nobodies...including that joke of a whale! I'm glad I never watched this movie in full!

[MedeaGrey]

LAND SHARK! LAND SHARK! I love how amazingly terrible this movie is.

[bj9142]

yyyyaaaayyyy!!!!

[SkillOfaDodo]

Haha the fist bit where the people were watching the normal whales jump about and the some fuck off whale jumps up and swallows it whole, made me laugh. Also when did whales start roaring this moby 'shit' is like the Dumbo and Godzilla of the sea he is unrealistically big too. More of a comedy if u ask me.

[SPBTsnyder]

and did he seriously think he was gonna kill that whale with a.......harpoon!?!?! thats like a toothpick for the whale!!

[SPBTsnyder]

this movie sucked big time, at 5:24 he seriously couldnt hit the whale, seriously, such a big a fkn target!! and it jumped over a freaking mountain!!!

[sgauden02]

Why does every movie made by The Assylum SUCK?

[ctyuang]

I guess this is how a legendary story is killed. BTW, that whale looks like crap.

[srfergrl9]

wow I didn't know whales could fly. I feel bad for Renee, why did she sign on for this movie? Omg this is just embarrassing to watch.

[MANU15Michael]

THIS CAN FLY!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAH WHAT A FUCKIN STUPID MOVIE

[willsucko101]

............

[DarkMessiah273]

Freddie wong should have made the special effects for that movie!

[alexiaNBC]

0:51 That's not even a sperm whale!

[TheBrothersGeek]

These are the best parts?

[clotwortorange]

THAT WHALE TAAAAASKS MEEE.

My dad and I lol'd so much at that part.

[Hound313]

what a dick

[Andy6957666]

This was on scyfy last night. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Especially at the island scene.

[xmatulix]

Tought!

[PhillyDippy5]

movie dick

[sheepgomoo12]

The gunshots dont even look real...

[Dinozilla626]

Thumbs up if you think the moby dick movies are a good example of why you should never take revenge on an animal when its just doing what it needs to survive!

[PI3RUTYYNY]

@Dinozilla626 i bet you wouldn't say that if you were about to get killed by that animal :)

[Dinozilla626]

@PI3RUTYYNY True......... Although I would still care about it because it is either hungry or since it is 500 ft long it would accidentally kill people. Catch my drift?

[beckman3553]

Talk about pure shit!!!

[WarMasterX6]

I love how a whale sounds like a grizzly XD

[PandahBurr]

I laughed so hard after watching this.

[ChunkyMilkProduction]

i love the whale hover over the island while making bear noises then flies over

[trpt68]

CG

[mechazor5]

"He's not hunting us", {whale flys in} lol

[superamerica2u]

HAHAHAHH laughed my ass off when that whale glided over land!

[MrGenericCola]

5:46. best part of the whole movie. I watched this on Netflix and regretted every minute of it.

[IgneoBern]

Why wasn't this nominated for best film of the year?

[AppleCases123]

lol what a shit

[PhattyMilkz]

2:59

Lol, nice action stance, dude on the left.

[TheBrewchief]

@PhattyMilkz lol, I bet he learned that at Juilliard.

[popeye152]

Some of you may have noticed that Moby Dick sounds like a bear. Let me explain why that is... During the editing process, some wise guy sound man switched the whale sounds tape with a yogi the bear tape. We missed that in the final screening because we didn't really know what a whale is supposed to sound like. Sorry bout that. So, if you hear hey boo-boo once in a while, don't be alarmed.

[aurelienmillec]

is it supposed to be best of Moby Dick or worst of Moby Dick ?

[VodkamanBR]

This movie sucks more than a cheap hooker.

[ditchs14]

syfi network should just stop making this movies. no one watches shit on there channel cuz of junk like this. just play old horror movies

[yourcathatesme]

@ditchs14 this isn't syfy, it's asylum films. you know, the masterminds behind "transmorphers", "the day the earth stopped", and other masterpieces of shitty cinema.

[Bronzewhaler82]

WTF at 04:07-04:12??



[supabowler]

@Bronzewhaler82 LOL crawling whale FTW

[chozn11]

The producers must have a lot of money. How do you make a movie like this and expect to turn a profit?

[JosephChrist863]

Why does moby dick sound like a bear?

[neonmix89]

This is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen...

[heavymetalwarrior1]

@neonmix89 Watch Birdemic. This is like Avatar compared to the schlock in that film.

[BBradshawProductions]

The animators of the giant whale should of look at a real whale first before drawing one on CGI. The damn whale looks more like a shark then a whale. Reject second class animators still draw like Giant Shark Vs Octopus and Sharktopus. This is a whale... and not a shark in anyway...

[bluestormjungle]

Is this a joke??

This must be a movie from 1978...

[Elaizz]

Didnt know that whales sounded like bears :DD i feel sorry for everybody who was on that movie...

[Damalatorian]

It took me three days to look at this movie to the end......... impressive that they made this masterpiece with a budget of only 25.000.000 dollars... :)

[duderman01]

Yeah, it's stupid, but it makes it amusing.

[ajosgorjo]

HHAAAAAAAA this is hilarious.......uh..is it suppose to be funny?

[kicknbazz1615]

4:08 i thought it was going to eat the land lol

[mcrGD11]

i was at my friends house the other day and we were at a video store and i really wanted to see this film, but after watching this i'm REALLY glad i didn't. That would have been a huge waste of 2 bucks. Just so i know, can whales actually go on land like that? i doubt they can.

[HyperViper94]

why does the whale make bear and dinosaure noises ?XD

[netmoney]

I'm scared!

[Wuvox]

Don't you just love movies like this?

[millcha]

its the asylum, the only reason the actors do them is for fun, they got nothing better to do, i mean yah, they dont have a career anymore, but they know what theyre geting into. Your telling me you wouldnt wanna do one of these movies ? lol..

[DehnusNorder]

@millcha I would looks like fun, but then I"m a B movie fan hahaha :P. Absurd humour is fun, don't take yourself too serious. Besides outside of better explosions and special effects, it is almost like a Micheal Bay Movie ;).

[haruhero123]

haha best ever film... every soldier shooting into different directions, the whale is gliding above water, actors had to play the whole film without any idea what they doing and what the film is about.. special effects team never seen a fish in their life.. but the best is... no animal got hurt during this production.. ahoi!!!

[amazeroth]

6:11

[ottoelperro]

What did they use for effects? After effects? Thanks for saving me the rental fee.

[latuernich]

@ottoelperro

You're welcome :)

[TheBrewchief]

@latuernich I have to admit, salt and peppering this video with Bostwick grunting "kill him!" was a stroke of genius.

[jendarjen]

@latuernich i second that! thanks

[SPBTsnyder]

@ottoelperro no, after effects its actually good, the probably used movie maker or something

[AshleyC42]

@ottoelperro

Why can't they just leave that fish alone? He's not bothering anybody

[0408justMe]

next SupermegaExtremlyCAt revenge do not miss is !!

[Brullumdael]

The whale growls like a bear. Great.

[1337H4xx0r90]

he used splash.

it was super-effective.

[DaSurot]

wtf @ splash... poor effects =))

[MrKhalil9]

the whale sucks its supposed to be a SPERM WHALE!!!!!!

[666denish666]

The really first movie is infinite times better than this shit jaja, I feel sorry for the actors...

[Levente20]

better then Transformers 2

[plavery99]

pure shite

[trexlpl]

WTF DID THAT WHALE JUST CRAWL ON DRY LAND LULZ

[murkelei]

Jesus christ - this makes any old Godzilla flic look like an oscar winner. What a ridiculous and sad piece of crap. Anyone participating in this movie really must have been desperate.

[worldends08]

"My role as the Mayor on Spin City gives me super-strength!"

[Helt91]

Why is this "based upon the book"?

It has 3 things in common with the book:

1. It's in English.

2. Rogue Marine Mammal

3. They both suck - except the book.

[deaththekid186]

at 6:25 why is there a banana in the bazzoka XD

[SkidZXChevyBeat]

fuck that! dry land forever!

[nebuchadnezzar97]

This is film making at this highest point. Barry Bostwick is a tour de force.

[CrRazy80]

5:40 imposible to suvive

[Dambi14]

wait is it like 1000 Feet everywhere they are?

[conkersfury]

wow what kind of lame excuse of a remake of moby dick is this. 400ft flying land whale they ruined a classic

[GWolfV3]

She was better off sticking with Xena. No land whales in that

[DaFloonz]

why blow up mutant killer whales with nukes?

[DaFloonz]

sure grenade to the face and no damage

[DaFloonz]

oh yea whales move that fast on land and can fly over mountains

[DaFloonz]

really a bazzoka for whale hunting?

[fersho1988]

jajajaja Que bueno que vi este videoo hiba a comprar la pelicula pero esta pelicula es una mierda junto con el productor de esta pelicula jajajajja a la mierda

[khunglong38]

Ok...that's enough...WTF are they thinking about a whale today ? I read "the Moby Dick" and i know it was a whale having thought and it seeked a right revenge, not a fucking crazy beast

[Chappoful]

5 : 44 Epic XD

Best part of the whole movie. I should know, I watched it -.-

[Chappoful]

5 : 44 Epic XD

[ADFX0225]

it moves on land and climbs on mountains

i think it would die from its weight on land

[bloodrunsclear]

Paint me stupid but I did like the part where he stood on the whale XD

[infocentreYT]

 damn!.. xD

[2ndperspective]

on land.............REALLY?

[Calamus056]

It's like i made that movie with my phone camera and video editted it in paint hehe

[ndakalamakali]

ch cess i cinm

[mourizze]

WTF!?

[mariajosse182]

BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!

7:00 i love his sweeter :D

[1175ghost]

deserve for oscar wow

[666bosseh666]

lol almost downloaded this

[Octy43]

@666bosseh666 me too =S

[monksta666]

hahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhah­ahahhahahahhahh best movie ever

[heellu]

this must be the worst movir there is 

[Vulturefood]

@r34d7h3616l3 no wonder everything is expensive

[Vulturefood]

the worst CGI ever,especially for a 2010 movie...10 thumbs down

[234234234werrrrrrr]

moby dick 2010 best movie

[doelke12]

what,,,, why,,, would anyone make , direct, or pay for this film.

it cant get worse than this , can it?

[MrOTK1995]

@doelke12

They also made a titanic II movie

Is that worse?

[kOyzerz]

wow! never seen effects like that in windows movie maker b4:O

I'm really impressed.

[BachFromDK]

lol