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  • Best Piers Morgan Joke.

    Said by Stephan Fry in a Radio show, were you make new definitions for words.

    Question: New definition for Countryside?

    Stephen Fry: Killing Piers Morgan

    Hint: Keep saying Countryside, what does homicide mean?

    Answer: Countryside, from the Latin similar to Homicide - kill man, in this case to kill Piers Morgan or Killing Cunts,

  • Everyone has a right to believe in what they want, at least Ricky is straight to the point. I believe in Karl Pilkington, he is my saviour.

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  • "I get a funny feeling when I see an animal."

  • Pair of absolute fucking pricks.

  • I'm religious, and if you genuinely get offended by any of Rickys jokes then maybe don't be religious because it aint working for you! Either everything is ok to make a joke about, or nothing is.

  • nicely done ricky. piers your a twat , just saying lol

  • You can hear the faint clanging noise of Gervais banging against the limits of his knowledge here. It's almost embarrassing, but he keeps things vague enough.

  • @DSDMovies Nahh he's not, he's restraining himself from punching Piers in the face.

  • Ricky Gervais is actually stalling the progress of atheism because he is such an ugly, talentless mess. He is lauded and employed by the terminally out of touch. He is a one-trick pony, and that pony is David Brent. Embarrassing.

  • @MichaelUK365 troll, much?

  • @AhornsirupIsGerman Oh, sorry. You must be his one breathless fan.

  • @MichaelUK365 yeah, his ONLY fan... i'm not even going to argue with you, you know this is pathetic.

  • @MichaelUK365

    wrong - he's an excellent standup comic, with the balls to do his own material far up Hollywood's arse.

    And he''s got the Golden Globes again!!!!

    That's talent!

  • Religion is always a tricky subject to debate over as everyone has their own beliefs, but Ricky defended himself well here.

  • I completely agree with his point about not being offended when people thank god, just never been able to put it as eloquently as Ricky, most intelligent man with the power to make his voice heard, his speech in the xmas special of Extras in Big Brother is the best script writing I've ever seen/ heard

  • good for Ricky, I hate it when you feel like you have to defend your beliefs, especially if you're questioned by a moron like Piers Morgan

  • Religion: Making no sence out of nothing.

    Normality: Making complete sence out of everything.

  • @rodney12321 Bit ironic how you can't even spell the word 'sense'.

  • Hopefully the Levenson commision will recall Piers Morgan and give that lying cunt a lengthy spell detained at her majesty's pleasure for knowingly condoning and ordering phone hacking whilst editor at the NOTW and Mirror. Ay Piers, you fucking lying fucking cunt ya. Liar. Cunt.

  • Here's a grown up man, who's intellectually honest, unlike christians, who still have the mindset of a 10 year old.

    Theists, grow the fuck up already.

    There is no santa clause. There is no god. Fuck me you people can be dumb.

  • im a very laid back person....but piers is as plastic as you can get,,,no not plastic ,false,,,,,no not...oh ok he,s a cunt

  • Ricky speaks total sense!

  • Morgan needs my fist firmly lodged in his eye! A twat!

  • Haha, I love how stupid christians are.

  • the world would be a better place without religion

  • oh fuck off piers morgan

  • Like Ricky even more now!

  • lol, sounds like youre still trying to be a comedian

  • Is Piers Morgan a Christian?

  • @MrBarreloflaughs Christian, yes. Cunt, yes!

  • he's just trying to convince himself because he cant make the effort. he is the most ignorant person or one of the most.

  • i went to a fancy dress party the other day, the theme was the letter 'C', so i went as Piers Morgan.

  • @EMDviaShlonghurst haha! love it

  • "i get a funny feeling every time i see an animal" - Ricky Gervais

  • @TheProfit11 are you implying that atheism is childish and stupid?

  • He should just say "I'm not answering your questions, you're Piers Morgan"

  • kinda ironic piers morgan asking people to act better when he was behind a phone hacking scandal in the daily mirror!

  • Americans find atheists offensive to them? Haha.

  • @TemperatureIndicator lol, be polite :P they get fucked enough on xbox live.

  • Can never tell when Gervais is being serious. I'm not a fan but anyone is better than Piers Morgan.

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  • -I'M OPEN TO ALL BELIEFS AND RELIGIONS.

    -I LOVE AND RESPECT GAP PEOPLE AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE, AS WITH ANY OTHER MINORITY.

    -I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION AND THAT THE EARTH FORMED OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS.

    -I THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THAT PERSON.

    AND OMG! OMG! OMG! I'M CHRISTIAN (CATHOLIC TO BE PRECISE)

    38000 CHRISTIAN DENOMINATIONS.

    2000,000,000 CHRISTIANS IN THE WORLD.

    DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GENERALIZING.

  • @MusicMeUpBaby Okay, firstly, if you're a Christian, you do not believe that the Earth was formed over billions of years. Science states the Earth was built over billions of years. Faith and belief in God states that the Earth was created by Him over 6 days. The two DO NOT go hand in hand. A Christian does not think it is acceptable to have sex outside of wedlock, but, today, it is widely accepted. You sir, are a numpty.

  • @adontheball Omg, you have such a large amount of ignorance! Catholics DO NOT believe the world was created over 6 days! They believe in the evolution! And that God started evolution! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. Christians do accept sex out of wedlock however disapprove of it, but as I said there are 20000 christian denominations! They don't all believe the same thing. YOU sir, are the numpty.

  • I am a Christian and I don't care if this man believe or not, Christianity is not a religion it is a personal relationship, But now a days celebrity to get attention and to look smart they say that. It is His personal decision and conviction not to believe or to believe. I don't really care So should others. Jesus was not a religious person He spent most of His time on earth interacting with all kind of people, that is why the religious people at that time called Him a friend of a sinner.

  • So Atheism is Christianity but without the god?

  • why is ricky even dignifying these dumbass questions with a response.

  • "christians dont have a monopoly on good", pretty good quote.

  • piers morgen is a crook,when he was an editor,with the mirror,he had all his money on an insider tip,a scam ,but he is one of murdochs little spawn so he will always get work,totally talentless twat

  • Piers Morgan lacks the warmth and depth to be a cunt!

  • @RaifukuMaru he also lacks a clit, I think he is just a dick

  • @RaifukuMaru Very true. He's more an ass!

  • @RaifukuMaru He lacks the depth or capacity to give pleasure.

  • @RaifukuMaru lol, good one

  • People don't get Piers Morgan, the questions arn't his opinions they are just questions asked that will appeal to the masses and Piers will know what Ricky will probably say when he answers the questions, Im with Ricky all the way to,

  • He is an articulate man.

  • well said Ricky

    Morgan is a piece of fuckuin shit

  • piers morgan is fuckin stupid nuff said

  • I think RICKY is correct in what he says.

  • My mother thinks Piers Morgan is really intelligent.. I can't wait to show her this video tomorrow.

    Ricky: I don't believe in god.

    Peirs: YOU'RE MOCKING EVERY CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!

    Wow.

  • But your not good, your an asshole...

  • christian's get so offended when half the people in the u.s who are christian's dont even go to church on sunday fucking hypocritical bastards

  • "I get a funny feeling when i see a friend" *smiles* can tell hes thinking of karl

  • peirs morgan is a fucking prick

  • Gervais is dishonest when he tries to pretend that all Christians are creationists when the majority are not

  • Saying what you believe in is perfectly fine by me, but forcing what you believe in is not.

  • I won't offend Christians. I won't offend any religion. But if you step into my face, tell me what I *should* believe in, you can fuck right off.

    That's the same as Mr. Gervais here :)

  • i think he is being ignorant

  • The projects! Fuck off you're from Berkshire mate

  • @alriooreo he was on american t.v, he said estate but he translated it to projects so americans would understand.

  • @limpar haha I know, I'm just being a prick.

  • Very good by Gervais, intelligent and precise responses to that cunt morgan. Found myself nodding along with his points.

  • Gervais is more than a comedia these days, he's sort of become a spokesman for, in laymans terms, anti-cuntism. he slaps down bigots and fundamentalists with ease and puts twats like piers morgan back in their box. bravo, you pug nosed gimp!!

  • @xfinchx Should be top comment this!

  • @xfinchx See his pug-nosed face...pug pug....pug pug...

  • "I get a funny feeling when I see an animal"

  • @roquefort88888 No, Ricky Gervais has written some of the best heartfelt comedy (along with Smerch who deserves more credit) of our generation and Piers Morgan has literally done nothing apart from write a few smug and poorly written articles.

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  • Why is anyone expected to respect stupidity or wishful thinking just because it is a religion.

    I don't respect daftness of any kind . Religion is just primitive claptrap perpetuated by groups of people for the financial benefits. If there was no money in religion there would be none !!

    Ricky Gervais is just being non committal here

  • so obv piers is trying to get ricky to say something offensive in this vid and ricky is having none of it. Have to love gervais such a talented man and a legend

  • Piers Morgan is interviewing and therefore has to play devil's advocate to an extent. He's not bashing Ricky's beliefs, he's simply speaking on behalf of millions of christians and other religious people (despite whether he agrees with those views himself), in order to fully understand Ricky's views. Ricky Gervais answers the questions pretty well I think, despite the fact I think he's becoming a little too big for his boots these days.

  • If more people were as intellectual as Ricky Gervais and understood science in depth and the laws of physics and quantum theory they'd realise that he is 100% correct! Ricky should have just told Piers that he is retarded! He'd have been more factual again had he stated that!

  • Whitley, Reading, UK compared to the Projects in NY.... its bad but not that bad!

  • Piers is totally pandering to his audience in these clips and Ricky knows it. He would never ask such stupid questions or make him justify his lack of religious faith if he was conducting that interview in Britain. I doubt he's a Christian himself, or at least he wasn't before he became famous across the pond....

  • Pair of cunts, can't stand either of them. Ricky gervais is so up his own unfunny arse and Piers Morgan is just as bad. Please both die.

  • @ophorphuxake piers morgan is a stuck up twat but ricky gervais is comedy gold he just puts on a bravado for tv

  • @3styler1 Perhaps so for Gervais, I just don't find him funny in what he says or his mannerisms. So I amy stand corected on that one but you hae to give me the Piers Morgan thing though!

  • @ophorphuxake yea hate piers morgan he is a self deluded prick and that's putting it nicely

  • @ophorphuxake Yeah, I bet ur funnier right?

  • @ophorphuxake I imagine you as a skinny balding weasel faced cunt, who is wearing a sweaty football top you haven't changed out of for a week with a can of fosters.

  • @VampieGames Shows what a limited imagination you have then. As for the Fosters, perhaps that is more of a reflection of yourself?

  • @ophorphuxake Not a limited imagination, just the way I see you. And sorry I drink real drinks.

  • Piers morgan is HATED in England gooooo Ricky laaaaddd

  • @onthebits He totally is - especially after the phone hacking scandal, he'll never work in this country again. Good riddance to the twat.

  • I TEND TO AGREE WITH OMNI SLASH 200. HOWEVER THERE HAS BEEN CONFLICT BETWEEN THE THREE MAJOR WESTERN RELIGIONS FORTWO THOUSAND YEARS. IT'S NOT FUNDAMENTALISM UNTIL YOU BRING UP WHETHERE IT BE GOD/YAHWEH/ OR ALLAH. HEEL THEY'RE THE SAME DEITY.

  • and ricky couldn't give a fuck

  • If you believe. If you TRULY believe - You'll never cross paths with people like Ricky Gervais.

  • The most likable and hateable Brit in the same video, what are the chances.....

  • Ricky Gervais views the world exactly like I do.

  • @Lukeyy19 do you think about growing up or getting educated

  • @TheProfit11 excuse me?

  • @Lukeyy19 do you think about growing up or getting educated

  • Religion causes people to become oversensitive to others opinions.

  • i never knew he was from the projects

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  • @KnowlesyHD That is a very ignorant statement, I am a Christian and I never hurt anyone if I can help it. You can't look at middle-age wars and assume that is how the Christian doctrine is. Also, that was an improper use of a semi-colon.

  • @KnowlesyHD Funny how you say it about christians when they are amongst the most tolerant religions towards atheists. If you lived in a strict muslim country or had a muslim family and didn't want to be a muslim theres a big chance you would get hurt..

  • Piers Morgan used to work with my Grand father at a newspaper. He invited my grandad for a drink. He didn't go because he thought he was a dick. hahaha. Piers Morgan has always been a tool.

  • Lmao when he said''when someone thanks god'' and piers starts laughinng

    what a cunt he looked hahah

    He owned him there haha fuck piers he shouldnt even be on tv he has no fucking talent

  • ...i'm proud that i offend christians. they are irrational and not willing to accept that it is now physically impossible for a god to be responsible for the universe, and i know that just from knowing a tiny, tiny amount about astronomy

  • @garethkielty You could argue that this was an irrational generalization that you just made. I'm not a christian, but comments like this just reverse progress for everyone

  • @garethkielty I think you're talking about radical fundamentalists. Or at least I hope so, as to assume you know what every Christian is like would be very arrogant, and seeing as some of my closest relatives are Religious, I would find it quite offensive :)

  • @garethkielty thats ignorant in its self.i dont believe in god but to say it is impossible is silly.if it was impossible noone would believe in it the reason why it CANT proven false is that essentially noone knows where the universe came from?yeah the big bang but noone can disprove that wasnt an almighty being"God". Hence theories that are always gettin proven wrong. the speed of light was the fastest thing in universe til few months back.All the great thinkers believed in a god!

  • @MrCraigels No they didn't.

  • @larz669 yes they did. all the greatest greek minds believed in the greek gods or a single great god. also einstein believed in god and almost all great minds did. not believing in a god is a very modern belief, they simply believed god created physics, biology, chemistry etc.

  • @MrCraigels Of Course, thanks for the list on all the great thinkers to have ever lived there...

  • @garethkielty Who made the universe? You know, it's equally likely for a god to be there in the first place than two particles colliding and hey presto! The big bang, universe.

  • @garethkielty Nob.

  • @garethkielty yup

  • @garethkielty You're irrational for thinking ALL christians are irrational.

  • @garethkielty you clearly don't understand anything about anything.

  • @garethkielty Your the irrational and narrowminded one with no space for understanding of opinion.

  • I agree with him totally. People assume that to be moral and a good person you have to hold 'Christian values', I don't believe in God, but I would consider myself a fairly good person.

  • @FallOutOliver Watch dawkins talk about absolute morality with a muslim. Religions tend to have absolute morality and we as atheists don't. Check that video out atheists are far more moral.

  • If there is a God, couldn't he do better? Just sayin...

  • Look at that. Nice and calm and reasonable. Hey, religious fucks, take note and learn something from him.

  • piers morgan is a total dickhead

  • He explains it very well. A man of my own heart!

  • I'm a Christian. It seems rare that someone who isn't a Christian just leaves other beliefs as they are instead of bashing them. Also, Piers Morgan is irritating like nobody's business.

  • @UberT0mm

    I don't think you should be tolerated. You're a fucking idiot if you believe in something without any proof. What possible respect do you deserve?

  • @ChainsawVsGod I never asked for respect, haha. I'm just expressing my own opinion/observations. No law against that. What I meant was that I don't bash atheists for not believing in God, and (from what I've seen) it's rare to see someone who isn't a Christian, NOT bashing a Christian for putting faith in something.

  • @ChainsawVsGod IF HE WERE TO BASH ISLAM HE'D BE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. RAG HEADS CAN'T STAND CRITICISM, THEY KILL PEOPLE FOR SAYING ALLAH SUCKS OR FUCK THE PROPHET. OTHER RELIGIONS (MODERN TIMES) ARE PEACEFUL AND SEEK TO HELP THE WORLD/

  • @GIOVANNI1955C

    Nah only the retards of each religion defend it to the death.

    Most normal people want a good life, decent job, nice car, fun hobbies, hot partner.

  • Ricky Gervais is a funny guy. Peirs Morgan is a twat. America please keep him.

  • Heavily support Gervais in everything he does. Really like the guy.

  • I totallllyy agree with Ricky here

    Love this guy!!! <3

  • Fucking Stuck Up bastard trying to find intrigue where there is none. Fuck Religion for the Record, I wish Ricky had the balls to say that cus that is most probably what he really thinks.

    But yeah, way to go putting the politically correct assholes on the mark. What is wrong with society today..

  • From some angles Ricky looks like Ewan Mcgregor, or atleast I think so anyway.. sound the same too.

  • Piers Morgan is a knob. The US can keep the cnut.

  • Piers is a cunt.

  • Not sure how gervais can compleatly deny that he mocks christianity after watching his "animals" stand up. to say that he is not aware that people would find it offensive is just a lie, he creates his material to be offensive. Thats just his comedy style

    and he is hillarious.....just saying

  • Piers is such an ass clown.. his questions are embarrassing to listen to,,, he will be gone soon... people can see the fact that he isnt genuine when talking to people.

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  • PIERS MORGAN U TWAT!!!...

    what kind of fucking question was that?...can you imagine larry king asking a retarded question like thT..NO!

    AMERICA PLEASE KEEP THIS CUNT!! WE DONT WANT U PIERS! GO N SUCK OF A DONKEY U UGLY BASTARD!!

    Ricky gervais well done! handled it like a true gent!!!

    I WISH I COULD SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF PEIRS OR STOMP ON HIS KIDS TESTICLES!!!

  • that's a fair question as many Americans are Christian. if anything it makes Gervais look good by explaining himself

  • I'm British and proud to live in the most secular society on earth.

  • He is such an amazing person, I totally agree with everything he says and that answer was perfect. He should be more accepted, it seems everything he says is taken the wrong way.Gervais, I mean...Piers is a prick.

  • Piers Morgan is such a cunt. 

  • @LukeGriffths121 NAILED IT!

  • @LukeGriffths121 ha ha 200 likes !!

  • @minchyist I'm glad 203 people hate him as much as I do haha.

  • Morgan is a twit. I hope his show never airs in Australia.

  • Both annoying people

  • urgh piers morgan. urgh, detestable man

  • It's pretty arrogant of Gervais to say that he wasn't poking fun. Obviousluy that's what he did, just admit it. A Christian will say "thanks to God", an atheist won't say "I'm going to thank my belief in nothing". Ridiculous.

    Of course atheists can be good. However the moral foundation for why being good is inherently good, for atheists, is absent. For an atheist morality is relative; guided by trendiness or usefulness. Usefulness is not a moral code and even Nietzsche admitted this.

  • @teahouse100

    my next comment is in response to your comment :

    "the moral foundation for why being good is inherently good, for atheists, is absent. For an atheist morality is relative; guided by trendiness or usefulness. Usefulness is not a moral code and even Nietzsche admitted this."

  • @teahouse100 when an atheist is a good person it stems from compassion and wanting to treat people in a respectful manner...they dont do it for the promise of "life everlasting" like most religious people. Far more respectable IMO

  • @teahouse100 Arse you are talking out of I believe.

  • I've heard Ricky's "how I became an atheist" story in 3 different interviews now.

  • Morgan is a miserable tosser!

  • Piers Morgan is shit

  • Piers Morgan is a fat unfunny cunt... he is hated in Britian and rightly so

  • @TheSnuffer RG is clearly loved in America, he is essentially one of ours now. Your loss, I'd say.

  • @modernaught - agreed

  • @modernaught He is still loved here, and one of many satirists we have. We still have Frankie Boyle, and Charlie Brooker.

  • You yanks please keep piers morgan we fucking hate the cunt here in England. We love Ricky though he's probably too honest for your taste though you poor tender little fuckwits.