i wish i could hold my kitteh like that, my cat's a devil spawn and her favorite song is violence now by GG Allin. she's just terrible! can you get me in touch with a priest for cats, she may need an exorcism...
Careful there, sinner infidel boy. Stop calling Delilah a christian. That's the Egyptian goddess Bastet you're handling. Just keep the whitefish coming and rub the belly good, or she'll zap your ass with lightning bolts. That's it, rub the belly, rub it good. Yesssss....
Your cat is an Egyptian Goddess that you unknowingly worship by feeding her, rubbing her belly and cleaning up after her. If you are good she may reward you by letting you rub her belly more. Be careful brother of the sinful Acateist dogs and their dogma
because you bought her from a store...god did not give her to you...its called life good sir......no one can explain it ...not even you....just because someone wrote a bible doesnt mean anything...all religions are what people belive in.....i think from both parts..i belive in god but i also belive in science because i know we have evidence...we have no evidence that god existed..not saying he didnt exist either
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It's scary how well you do the stupid Xstian persona! Gives me nightmares of old Xstian school memories. Without meeting them, you sound exactly like them. Morons! Thanks 4 spreading knowledge Mr. Current!
She came from her mothers vagina and it's not true that your neigbours don't have her. Mr. Johnson has her once a day while you're not watching. muahahahaha
I love how patient the cat is. I had a cat who looked similar and although she was a wonderful cat most of the time, she would have ripped my eyes out had I tried anything like that with her.
@xeadm I hate to say this to a fellow atheist...but honestly...if you listen to Fox and "alot of the times agree with it," I have to wonder who's the idiot? (BTW, "alot" is not a word -- it's "a lot."
@xeadm I hate to say this to a fellow atheist...but honestly...if you listen to Fox and "alot of the times agree with it," I have to wonder who's the idiot? (BTW, "alot" is not a word -- it's "a lot."
Do yourself a favor -- watch the movie "Outfoxed."
This guy is obviously trolling....too all the people posting rage comments...EL OH EL you got trolled by some kid in his 50s...That's right a KID in his 50s..
Ok, let's not compare a wonderful, sweet fuzzy kitty to junk. Now I know you're an idiot. I don't have all the answer any more then anyone else, but I finally understand there is no god and never has been. I think if there is a god of any kind it's a CAT! All hail Cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dirik7x I'm totally with you, fuck this "god bless america, if there was a god why not the entire world he so called created? If this dude really was a christian, he'd want to bless all of creation, not just a damn country. I appreciate all I have, but what about everyone else??
Every body is talking about bibel jesus and Christianity! well, it's a false Religion ! to believe in a god shaped as MAN! Jesus was just a Messenger from GOD like everybody else before him...there is just one GOD, before you all talk about Christianity, look at the Islam and Read the Quran, thats the true Religion and not Christianity! I BET THAT NO ONE CAN PROVE THAT THE QURAN IS WRONG! but i can Prove that every other books are!!!
Who made Billy O'Really so stupid ? How did he get so stupid ? Do you see stupid people on Mars ? No. So there you have it, proof that God exists :>
So Billy, you don't need to ask who put the Moon on it's orbit to prove that God exists, you only need to look in the mirror and ask: "why am I so bloody stupid ? How did that happen ? Did a meteor hit me in the head and if so, how did the meteor get there ? By chance ?" No, Billy, God made it happen so we can all laugh at your stupidity. LMAO.
you could not believe my glee when my son discovered you on his own!!!!! I have been a fan for years, then there he is one day talking about you! people just dont get the cynisism, and theres my boy, watching youtube and GETTING it. I know you are a spiritual man, just not a follower of religous dogma, hell, I heard you do bowie, and that my friend takes love.
I'd say it takes the exact same amount of faith to believe in the junk cat theory as that of God, not more or less. I, for one, would LIKE to believe a twister can make a cat. Can we get the scientists to work on that?
@MrTenshihanQuinn obviously, they are punishments for sinners... after all, if you think of the average atheist you know and you think of the average christian - the latter aren't exactly the moral, compassionate bunch their god allegedly wants them to be...
@sowlschooled Am I a bigot? No. But if you are asking why I am an antichristian, the answer is quite simple! I was systematically coerced and brainwashed into christianity as a child as you were! When I reached adulthood I had the ability to think critically as you apparently haven't and thats why I don't believe in proposterous bullshit like all followers do. I came to this conclusion based on proof rather than heresay. Did you watch the video I sent you? Its a good one for beginners!
@somethingdiffereable Yes, I watched your videos. Where would I begin? Do you want me to spend hours typing out point by point my contradicting arguments? Points that you’d quickly dismiss, thus wasting my time. What are you calling me a beginner of? Are you trying to DE-Christian me?
I can explain where the kitty came from. A CAT'S VAGINA! lololol this guys videos are great. Atheists:10000000000000000 Christians: -99999999999999999999 (They dug themselves a hole with stupid arguements)
@somethingdiffereable Your post has nothing to do with truth, it is rather a stereotypical and prejudicial judgment on an entire collective of people who consist of all walks of life, cultures, socioeconomic lifestyles, education levels and have lived on every continent and in every country for the last 2000 years of human history and that hold Christian beliefs, big difference, pal.
@sowlschooled So if I tell the truth that makes me a bigot? Embrace the truth it will set you free. I'll send you an informative video! Let me know what you think!
whats the difference between god making a cat and a tornado making a cat? you cant explain either but your just scared that if you dont believe in god your going to hell.....
If somebody wants to believe in GOD, they can. One thing i noticed on this site is that the athiests are bigger trolls than the christains. They come on videos like this and respond to christains etc when the evolution theory is a religion itself. You didnt see none of that shit happen. You have the faith that the big bang hit then all the atoms, gases,plants,etc formed.I was sticking up for everyone beliefs (christains,athiests,etc) Before talking shit and replying so fast, take time to read.
Im not intellegent? You claim you strayed away from satanism by you still you mess with pentagrams? and im the unintelligent one? No one seems to have gotten my point in my earlier comments. My point is that everyone has a right to be athiests, christain, buddist, etc. Its a free dam country. All this bickering isnt changing a dam thing. People need to read the dam comment and analyze it before posting irrelevant responses
someone gives you money to buy a suit for a job interview. Instead, you take the money and buy drugs. DOes that make the money bad/evil or is the person to blame? See the metaphor? WHat i said in my recent comments was true and i have athiest friends who agree. People always complain about what religion has done. Lets talk about the problems greed and the chemicals in everyday food has caused, Oh yeah....... lets just blame religion for problems instead of focusing of that stuff..
@realdeal119 When you believe a book to be the infallible word of the creator of the universe you will take what the book instructs seriously. Since books like the bible and the koran instruct people to engage in behaviors that consistently lead to human misery and suffering as opposed to flourishing and well-being, we can use that as a measure of the success or failure of those instructions to produce happy, healthy, civilized human beings. Pretty simple.
@nightwraith666 lol your gonna bash the bible but yet still your a fan of anton lavey, which was a leader of the church of satan and you like pentagrams eh? So if the bible is is a bad, where does that lea ve the church of satan which i can tell your quite fond of. Your just upset about something and got a chip on your shoulder towards chrstiains which is why you fondle around pentagrams,etc and prob dont even know what your doing.
@realdeal119 I'd recommend the Satanic Bible to anyone but specifically Christians. It's hillarious mainly because it does what Edward here is doing making fun of batshit religions.
@InKa4484 well i guess you have all the answers. The world started out as nothing. Nothing blew up in a big bang and made something even though it came from nothing. Then something that came from nothing organized by itself into diff life forms and here we are today, clap clap clap
@realdeal119 I don't have all the answers, i would also recommend learning more about the big bang theory, you clearly only know what kirk cameron told you, scientists can probably explain it better than he can.
@InKa4484 I dont even watch kirk cameron. lol i know what it is. You go on the internet and watch christains with weak creationist arguments on youtube then mark it as a win. I believe in creation and even i know cameron has weak arguments. Try listening to kent hovind who owned in every debate and i dont give a dam about him being in jail. He makes good arguments that even athiest have to admit are questionable.
@realdeal119 I hear weak creationist arguements from real people all the time. I used Kirk Cameron as an example cause he was famous. Not being an atheist myself i can't speak for them, though i'm sure most would agree that kent hovind was one of the most influential people in spreading lies about evolution. Since you know about the big bang you know that it has nothing to do with the creation of matter.Isn't creationism how God created everything from nothing?
@InKa4484 lol kent hovind was legit and athiest(not all, only radical athiests) hated him because of it. hahah I guess your unaware of the fact that hundreds of good evolutionists debaters refused to even debate him cause they knew his track record. The man makes valid points and you know it. I know athiest who even agree with me
@realdeal119 Actually, with your ethical relativism talk you sound more like a LaVey fan. I outgrew Satanism in '89. It did help me get rid of some of the Christian conditioning I was brought up with, but now I disagree with a lot of the concepts of Satanism. Further, I don't see how you can infer that I'm upset or have a chip on my shoulder from my post, since I'm obviously encouraging the welfare of our species. I'm actually quite happy, so your assessment is an epic failure.
@realdeal119 Oh and by the way, I don't need to bash the Bible. Have you ever read it? It is quite disgusting without me saying a word about its contents. I'm not a fan of misogyny, slavery, genocide, rape, or child and animal sacrifice, all of which the Christian god commands in books like Exodus, Deuteronomy and even Jesus is violent in half his moods in the New Testament. You are obviously not very well read and not very insightful or intelligent.
@nightwraith666 actually the bible was altered and there are many sources to suggest that. You ever read the kjv versus nkjv. I doubt you have. Theres nowhere in the bible where CHRIST told anyone to kill, rape, etc. i doubt you disagree with it because you still ignorantly toy with pentagrams. You just have a chip on your shoulder. I can already tell. lol by the way, the newpaper talks about killing, raping, etc everyday so are you gonna stop reading that?
I love your videos!! But it looks like Miss Kitty Cat is going to smack this shit out of you!! lol She is plotting against you. I see it!!! You should know that cats were sent by SATAN!!!! :)
We are all people. I dont give a shit if someone worships a ball of fire. We all need to respect each others belief but alot of athiests dont know how to do that( Christians also). but on the contrary, athiest do it a whole lot more, especially on the internet. I never talk shit to athiests unless im attacked first. Like i said before, ed currant is using INACCURATE satire to make fun of Christians. a Christain doing that shit would get attacked to the max.
ALl im sayin is that athiest attack christains in worse ways than Christians attack athiests. Ive seen plenty of athiest say "fuck your GOD" or "fuck your religion"Do u see many Christians saying "fuck you athiests" do you? No u dont. If a christain mocked an athiest with satire, hed get trolled and verbally abused. Ive seen it happen. Just look at the highest rated comment by somethingdiffereable.If a christian said that, he get a smart ass remark from an athiest like "very christian like"etc
Is everyone sitting down for this shocking news I clicked the link in this videos description box to Bill Os video and I was shocked to see the comments where disabled although rates are enabled must not of used the genius Bill O logic to figure out how to shut them off. Rating go on rating go off.
Oh wow this one was scary, in every other video it was pretty obvious where the satire was...in this one I could really see a Christian saying exactly what you said with complete sincerity.
I love that pussy
Nujjitoza 2 weeks ago
i wish i could hold my kitteh like that, my cat's a devil spawn and her favorite song is violence now by GG Allin. she's just terrible! can you get me in touch with a priest for cats, she may need an exorcism...
emailtheoldies 3 weeks ago
Careful there, sinner infidel boy. Stop calling Delilah a christian. That's the Egyptian goddess Bastet you're handling. Just keep the whitefish coming and rub the belly good, or she'll zap your ass with lightning bolts. That's it, rub the belly, rub it good. Yesssss....
cooljazz8 1 month ago
funny thing, I found a cat in a junk yard the other day right after a tornado now im just saying maybe atheists are on to something.
ahhninjadragon 2 months ago 4
Cat sperm goes in... oh wait, someone already made that reference.
mattiassollerman 3 months ago
Your cat is an Egyptian Goddess that you unknowingly worship by feeding her, rubbing her belly and cleaning up after her. If you are good she may reward you by letting you rub her belly more. Be careful brother of the sinful Acateist dogs and their dogma
Xatasha6611 5 months ago 5
gotta love dat puddy tat
wp4866 5 months ago
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lion raped monkey = cat
realbojay 6 months ago
Well, you know, when a male kitty cat and a female kitty cat really love each other, they FUCK.
ParaSpite 6 months ago
Penis of a male cat go in, kitties come out. Never a miscommunication!
MastermindX 6 months ago
2 cats fucked and you got your kitty :D:D
Undeadguy95 6 months ago
@HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 Two points... First, this is satire. Second, you're an idiot.
JBR731 6 months ago
because you bought her from a store...god did not give her to you...its called life good sir......no one can explain it ...not even you....just because someone wrote a bible doesnt mean anything...all religions are what people belive in.....i think from both parts..i belive in god but i also belive in science because i know we have evidence...we have no evidence that god existed..not saying he didnt exist either
HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 6 months ago
@HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 I'm glad you feel that way. Now, continue to watch this guy's videos, they're goddamn hilarious.
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
yes i can explain that .... shit just happens stop being a BHB
Amnail2 7 months ago
Maybe she came from her mummy's tummy, you sure have some basic facts to learn!
nedladdy 7 months ago
a retarded frog fish fucked a tiger and fucked a furball and had your kitty
bigwillchill 7 months ago
No, I think that cat came from the combination of her fathers semen and her mothers egg.
TheStargateNerd 7 months ago
a kitty cat's snatch that's were she came from.
YoungBloodGamer 7 months ago
It's scary how well you do the stupid Xstian persona! Gives me nightmares of old Xstian school memories. Without meeting them, you sound exactly like them. Morons! Thanks 4 spreading knowledge Mr. Current!
PayneReceptors 7 months ago
All animals, kids and some adults are Atheist
ThePeacefulAtheistt 7 months ago
Kitties and atheism the two things I use teh intarwebs for! :D
Hogeyhead 7 months ago
HAAAAAAA! I know this is an old video but this was funny! Awwww Kitty! Sooo cute!
wayman29 7 months ago
Evolution scientifically shows that cats descended from Chinese dragons. Go peddle your fairy tales elsewhere.
robtbo 7 months ago
STOP MOLESTING THAT CAT YOU CAT MOLESTURRRRR ♥ ♥ ♥
i want that belly rub too
ryuumajin 7 months ago
Why are you touching the pussy's pussy?
MAKKEBAKKE 7 months ago
Well, when a mummy kitty cat and a daddy kitty cat...
JaMaCaNSnOvEr 8 months ago
Cat food goes in and poop comes out, you can't explain that.
qbacca13 8 months ago 3
lol I can see you trying not to laugh, you must have done a million takes
Landofjello 9 months ago
I knew it was gonna be hilarious when I heard "Bill O'Reilly".
noideausernamename 9 months ago
ceilin cat
LordDarkeX 10 months ago
where did god come from give me 6 lines of proof.
TehPingasMaster 10 months ago
@TehPingasMaster dude all the stuff this guy says is a joke!!! read his about me, he basically just makes fun of religion in all his videos.
aabulow2 9 months ago
@TehPingasMaster God was there from the beginning. He has no beginning, he was there for eternity
jonosbro 7 months ago
She came from her mothers vagina and it's not true that your neigbours don't have her. Mr. Johnson has her once a day while you're not watching. muahahahaha
xxxxxXDeadXxxxxx 10 months ago
Fucking evolution. How does that sh*twork?
Keiichi81 10 months ago
@Keiichi81
fucking logic and theism. how to they work together?
JustTrollinAlong 10 months ago
@Keiichi81 Eds hairline is an example of evolution.
XChromeboyX 10 months ago
if this was the first video I've seen of you I'd think you were serious. Many Christians made the exact argument almost verbatim.
Spazztic52 10 months ago
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planetery 10 months ago
@planetery the character JESUS never said anything about it..
BG2071 10 months ago
How did she get there? Fucking Miracles. :P
darthenchantra 10 months ago
maybe it was all this haterade drinking by the athiests. LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!! (im athiest)
That0neN3rd 10 months ago
Cats like... screw this, Im going to sleep :D
Adorably kitty btw.
alin1975 10 months ago 19
talk about may 11th
smashcityplastic 10 months ago
Ocean White Fish ROCKS!!
chickyfinn 10 months ago
Ah that was so hilarious. What's really funny is the number of people who use arguments like that and are serious.
"Do you think that a fish decided to crawl out of the slime and evolve and become this cat?"
You really took the nonsense to a whole new level there man. Hilarious.
intolerance100 10 months ago
hmm...
my first thoughts about you is how muchu are screaming GAAAY!
albanmaster 10 months ago
The Christian Cat does not exist.
Without The person to call it the christian cat, it would just be a cat
People assign meaning (watch?v=mXjyThnpHLE)
NightHawkBomber001 10 months ago
How else did it happen? Explain to me how GOD created your fat pussy? Why design a cat the way IT did?
BBDrums34 10 months ago
cats come from outer space! :P
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SinnFein4ever 11 months ago
I love how patient the cat is. I had a cat who looked similar and although she was a wonderful cat most of the time, she would have ripped my eyes out had I tried anything like that with her.
WasMilkABadChoice 11 months ago
awwwww kittehhhhh, where did kitteh come from !?
N7i3N 11 months ago
Stop giving your cat Xanax.
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"Stop giving your cat Xanax." ... (I say as a cat-lover.)
Winthorpej 11 months ago
XD Thumbs up if you think:
1. That poor kitteh!
2. Dosee'nt Eddy look kinda like a skinhead?
chasek98 11 months ago
That cat needs kitty kisses....
ChuckyJesus666 11 months ago
Your kitty is so cute. I want to give Miss Delilah a big hug.
Devos154 11 months ago
i listen to fox, and alot of the times i agree with it.
but bill is an idiot.
xeadm 11 months ago
@xeadm I hate to say this to a fellow atheist...but honestly...if you listen to Fox and "alot of the times agree with it," I have to wonder who's the idiot? (BTW, "alot" is not a word -- it's "a lot."
ChuckyJesus666 11 months ago
@xeadm I hate to say this to a fellow atheist...but honestly...if you listen to Fox and "alot of the times agree with it," I have to wonder who's the idiot? (BTW, "alot" is not a word -- it's "a lot."
Do yourself a favor -- watch the movie "Outfoxed."
ChuckyJesus666 11 months ago
This guy is obviously trolling....too all the people posting rage comments...EL OH EL you got trolled by some kid in his 50s...That's right a KID in his 50s..
Reaper818dn 11 months ago
Haha, Ed you look so awkward holding that cat :)
ElDuorPaso 11 months ago
@notthere83 Shut the fuck up. It was a joke, if people want to lean about Schrödinger there is wikipedia.
blome247 11 months ago
@MrTenshihanQuinn - The reason that tornadoes hit the bible belt so much is
because tornadoes create cats and the bible belts needs cats!
blome247 11 months ago
According to Schrödinger if you put that cat into a box it could be alive and dead at the same time! How do you like dem apples!
blome247 11 months ago
@blome247 really? come on, if you mention schrödinger, at least do it right. he said nothing about just putting a cat into a box.
notthere83 11 months ago
Ok, let's not compare a wonderful, sweet fuzzy kitty to junk. Now I know you're an idiot. I don't have all the answer any more then anyone else, but I finally understand there is no god and never has been. I think if there is a god of any kind it's a CAT! All hail Cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith5Cats2 11 months ago
No WAY life developed and "evolved" over time -- similar to geological change, life form maturation, and improvements in human technology.
Musta been JEBUS who did it! Yep -- Jebus, FOR SURE!! ;-)
PureLiberalFire 11 months ago
you all are mystifyng the truth. The creator of your cat, as the creator of everything else is the flying spaghetti monster.
0gabbr0 11 months ago 5
why do you always just bless america? how about the rest of the world.
and that for an all loveing christian.
dirik7x 11 months ago
@dirik7x I'm totally with you, fuck this "god bless america, if there was a god why not the entire world he so called created? If this dude really was a christian, he'd want to bless all of creation, not just a damn country. I appreciate all I have, but what about everyone else??
Keith5Cats2 11 months ago
Every body is talking about bibel jesus and Christianity! well, it's a false Religion ! to believe in a god shaped as MAN! Jesus was just a Messenger from GOD like everybody else before him...there is just one GOD, before you all talk about Christianity, look at the Islam and Read the Quran, thats the true Religion and not Christianity! I BET THAT NO ONE CAN PROVE THAT THE QURAN IS WRONG! but i can Prove that every other books are!!!
jinkis4 11 months ago
@jinkis4 seriously, with all the wonderful technology at your finger tips, you can't use spell check??
Keith5Cats2 11 months ago
What kind of christian are you? Just asking.
luukas888 11 months ago
@luukas888 he is an atheist
gingerds 11 months ago
@luukas888 I AM A NICE ONE
JesusRealTV 11 months ago
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Who made Billy O'Really so stupid ? How did he get so stupid ? Do you see stupid people on Mars ? No. So there you have it, proof that God exists :>
So Billy, you don't need to ask who put the Moon on it's orbit to prove that God exists, you only need to look in the mirror and ask: "why am I so bloody stupid ? How did that happen ? Did a meteor hit me in the head and if so, how did the meteor get there ? By chance ?" No, Billy, God made it happen so we can all laugh at your stupidity. LMAO.
svdlmf 11 months ago
EDWARD YOU ARE A RIDICULOUS GAY ATHEIST
JesusRealTV 11 months ago
@JesusRealTV the representative of the loveing christian god is here (and in caps no less).
alienlifeform11 11 months ago
@alienlifeform11 BOY,AND YOU REPRESENTS WHAT? ALIENS. KKKKKKK
JesusRealTV 11 months ago
have you given christian cat tranquillizers? if i had tried that with my cat it would have relived me of most of the skin on my face. and my eyes.
tommyboomboom 11 months ago
@tommyboomboom You mean relieved, not relived? XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
onilink422 11 months ago
@onilink422 yep... that's the one i meant
tommyboomboom 11 months ago
Cat food goes in, poop comes out. You can't explain that.
DrakeDun 11 months ago
A tornado over a junkyard. bwahahaha
luisdez81 11 months ago
cats come from pussies
p.s. i shall steal your kitty
SmaragdineSage 11 months ago
you could not believe my glee when my son discovered you on his own!!!!! I have been a fan for years, then there he is one day talking about you! people just dont get the cynisism, and theres my boy, watching youtube and GETTING it. I know you are a spiritual man, just not a follower of religous dogma, hell, I heard you do bowie, and that my friend takes love.
pupilofreality 11 months ago
well, they all can't be winners.
mdcraig62 11 months ago
I'd say it takes the exact same amount of faith to believe in the junk cat theory as that of God, not more or less. I, for one, would LIKE to believe a twister can make a cat. Can we get the scientists to work on that?
10kzebra 11 months ago
Cats don't like being held like that. It hurts their backs.
occultdude17 11 months ago
Does anybody else think he sounds A LOT like Robert Sean Leonard (Wilson) from House?
lasneh 11 months ago
Christian people are so incredibly fucking stupid. I'm not going to be tolerant any more - I hate them.
Just needed to get that off my chest.
LeatherCladVegan 11 months ago 3
@LeatherCladVegan You made me lol, big time. :)
Miss Delilah is adorable. I'd pay money to see her vs Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Matticus333 11 months ago
@Matticus333
Nah, actually that wasn't very cool of me... I must have been pissed off about something. I don't 'hate' them, I just hate their stupid dogmas.
LeatherCladVegan 11 months ago
I love that pussy...
kokopingo 1 year ago
Miss Delilah is so well behaved! My kitty would have bit me 30 seconds into the video :E
Youtuuuber 1 year ago
Sorry Ed, but the "original" is even funnier...
Webfra14 1 year ago
Christian Cat came from hell. Or else you just use that poor pussycat for abuse.
gladoxia 1 year ago
Yes, you're cat is randomly fat.
copilot10 1 year ago
awwwwwwwww Miss Delilah is the cutest cat ever... even if she is from a junkyard
toejamonrye 1 year ago 60
but.. where do puppies come from?
Tigerwyld 1 year ago
Who knows, maybe the tornade brough here from the junk yard to you, LOL.
gulbirk 1 year ago
Miss Delilah is putty in your hands. :)
KiaOra53 1 year ago
Lmao! Hurricane + Junkyard = Cat
LavLTC 1 year ago
@sowlschooled Only those who design new religions. Cult leaders etc. The people involved in most religions are victims of some control freak(s).
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
@Only those who design new religions. Cult leaders etc. The people involved in most religions are victims of some control freak(s).
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
@sowlschooled I hate all religions. Some of them even more than christianity. No one is safe!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
@somethingdiffereable
Hate religions or the religious?
sowlschooled 1 year ago
If tornados are acts of 'god' - then why do so many of them hit the bible-belt?
MrTenshihanQuinn 1 year ago 60
@MrTenshihanQuinn obviously, they are punishments for sinners... after all, if you think of the average atheist you know and you think of the average christian - the latter aren't exactly the moral, compassionate bunch their god allegedly wants them to be...
notthere83 11 months ago
@MrTenshihanQuinn dumbass's, i mean cristians, will say the devil took it.
shoshanish 10 months ago
@MrTenshihanQuinn if you think thats funny check this video out "A Question for Christians " from darkmatter2525
about getting struck by lightning as an act of god
MadMAn12gauge 7 months ago
'it takes more faith to believe a tornado can make a cat'... yes it does... but you're the only person in the world saying that happens...
flap459 1 year ago
me encanta tu personaje. brillante
josedepr 1 year ago
@sowlschooled Am I a bigot? No. But if you are asking why I am an antichristian, the answer is quite simple! I was systematically coerced and brainwashed into christianity as a child as you were! When I reached adulthood I had the ability to think critically as you apparently haven't and thats why I don't believe in proposterous bullshit like all followers do. I came to this conclusion based on proof rather than heresay. Did you watch the video I sent you? Its a good one for beginners!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
@somethingdiffereable Yes, I watched your videos. Where would I begin? Do you want me to spend hours typing out point by point my contradicting arguments? Points that you’d quickly dismiss, thus wasting my time. What are you calling me a beginner of? Are you trying to DE-Christian me?
sowlschooled 1 year ago
@somethingdiffereable Okay, so you are not a bigot. I guess then it's perfectly okay to hate Christians.
sowlschooled 1 year ago
I want your cat
travisto26 1 year ago
I can explain where the kitty came from. A CAT'S VAGINA! lololol this guys videos are great. Atheists:10000000000000000 Christians: -99999999999999999999 (They dug themselves a hole with stupid arguements)
MASTERoftheNOAH 1 year ago
Besides, you didn't answer the first question
"Are you a bigot due to genetics or did you make a conscious choice at some point in your life to become one?"
After you answer that please answer the second question in my second reply to you and feel free to answer with a simple yes or no.
sowlschooled 1 year ago
@somethingdiffereable Your post has nothing to do with truth, it is rather a stereotypical and prejudicial judgment on an entire collective of people who consist of all walks of life, cultures, socioeconomic lifestyles, education levels and have lived on every continent and in every country for the last 2000 years of human history and that hold Christian beliefs, big difference, pal.
sowlschooled 1 year ago
@sowlschooled So if I tell the truth that makes me a bigot? Embrace the truth it will set you free. I'll send you an informative video! Let me know what you think!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
whats the difference between god making a cat and a tornado making a cat? you cant explain either but your just scared that if you dont believe in god your going to hell.....
whiteb011 1 year ago
Clearly God designed a cat to rip up your furniture, piss all over your house and get away with it for being so adorable.
sohltofang 1 year ago
wow very calm cat....
CptMooreBig 1 year ago
If somebody wants to believe in GOD, they can. One thing i noticed on this site is that the athiests are bigger trolls than the christains. They come on videos like this and respond to christains etc when the evolution theory is a religion itself. You didnt see none of that shit happen. You have the faith that the big bang hit then all the atoms, gases,plants,etc formed.I was sticking up for everyone beliefs (christains,athiests,etc) Before talking shit and replying so fast, take time to read.
realdeal119 1 year ago
Im not intellegent? You claim you strayed away from satanism by you still you mess with pentagrams? and im the unintelligent one? No one seems to have gotten my point in my earlier comments. My point is that everyone has a right to be athiests, christain, buddist, etc. Its a free dam country. All this bickering isnt changing a dam thing. People need to read the dam comment and analyze it before posting irrelevant responses
realdeal119 1 year ago
at first i was oh no not another one thin i was like ohhh i get it i love his shows now
nolab143691 1 year ago
more videos about your cat!
insanewarlock666 1 year ago
how does your cat stay still like that??
Shirleyxia74 1 year ago
someone gives you money to buy a suit for a job interview. Instead, you take the money and buy drugs. DOes that make the money bad/evil or is the person to blame? See the metaphor? WHat i said in my recent comments was true and i have athiest friends who agree. People always complain about what religion has done. Lets talk about the problems greed and the chemicals in everyday food has caused, Oh yeah....... lets just blame religion for problems instead of focusing of that stuff..
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 When you believe a book to be the infallible word of the creator of the universe you will take what the book instructs seriously. Since books like the bible and the koran instruct people to engage in behaviors that consistently lead to human misery and suffering as opposed to flourishing and well-being, we can use that as a measure of the success or failure of those instructions to produce happy, healthy, civilized human beings. Pretty simple.
nightwraith666 1 year ago
@nightwraith666 lol your gonna bash the bible but yet still your a fan of anton lavey, which was a leader of the church of satan and you like pentagrams eh? So if the bible is is a bad, where does that lea ve the church of satan which i can tell your quite fond of. Your just upset about something and got a chip on your shoulder towards chrstiains which is why you fondle around pentagrams,etc and prob dont even know what your doing.
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 I'd recommend the Satanic Bible to anyone but specifically Christians. It's hillarious mainly because it does what Edward here is doing making fun of batshit religions.
InKa4484 1 year ago
@InKa4484 well i guess you have all the answers. The world started out as nothing. Nothing blew up in a big bang and made something even though it came from nothing. Then something that came from nothing organized by itself into diff life forms and here we are today, clap clap clap
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 I don't have all the answers, i would also recommend learning more about the big bang theory, you clearly only know what kirk cameron told you, scientists can probably explain it better than he can.
InKa4484 1 year ago
@InKa4484 I dont even watch kirk cameron. lol i know what it is. You go on the internet and watch christains with weak creationist arguments on youtube then mark it as a win. I believe in creation and even i know cameron has weak arguments. Try listening to kent hovind who owned in every debate and i dont give a dam about him being in jail. He makes good arguments that even athiest have to admit are questionable.
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 I hear weak creationist arguements from real people all the time. I used Kirk Cameron as an example cause he was famous. Not being an atheist myself i can't speak for them, though i'm sure most would agree that kent hovind was one of the most influential people in spreading lies about evolution. Since you know about the big bang you know that it has nothing to do with the creation of matter.Isn't creationism how God created everything from nothing?
InKa4484 1 year ago
@InKa4484 lol kent hovind was legit and athiest(not all, only radical athiests) hated him because of it. hahah I guess your unaware of the fact that hundreds of good evolutionists debaters refused to even debate him cause they knew his track record. The man makes valid points and you know it. I know athiest who even agree with me
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 lmfao yeah and shock of god pwns atheists all the time.
InKa4484 1 year ago
@InKa4484 lol truth hurts
realdeal119 1 year ago
@realdeal119 Actually, with your ethical relativism talk you sound more like a LaVey fan. I outgrew Satanism in '89. It did help me get rid of some of the Christian conditioning I was brought up with, but now I disagree with a lot of the concepts of Satanism. Further, I don't see how you can infer that I'm upset or have a chip on my shoulder from my post, since I'm obviously encouraging the welfare of our species. I'm actually quite happy, so your assessment is an epic failure.
nightwraith666 1 year ago
@realdeal119 Oh and by the way, I don't need to bash the Bible. Have you ever read it? It is quite disgusting without me saying a word about its contents. I'm not a fan of misogyny, slavery, genocide, rape, or child and animal sacrifice, all of which the Christian god commands in books like Exodus, Deuteronomy and even Jesus is violent in half his moods in the New Testament. You are obviously not very well read and not very insightful or intelligent.
nightwraith666 1 year ago
@nightwraith666 actually the bible was altered and there are many sources to suggest that. You ever read the kjv versus nkjv. I doubt you have. Theres nowhere in the bible where CHRIST told anyone to kill, rape, etc. i doubt you disagree with it because you still ignorantly toy with pentagrams. You just have a chip on your shoulder. I can already tell. lol by the way, the newpaper talks about killing, raping, etc everyday so are you gonna stop reading that?
realdeal119 1 year ago
god sent his only cat to die for sin for all the animals.
mahender6969 1 year ago
That cat looks so pampered lol.
PapaMagnum 1 year ago
I love your videos!! But it looks like Miss Kitty Cat is going to smack this shit out of you!! lol She is plotting against you. I see it!!! You should know that cats were sent by SATAN!!!! :)
archaeovasut 1 year ago
We are all people. I dont give a shit if someone worships a ball of fire. We all need to respect each others belief but alot of athiests dont know how to do that( Christians also). but on the contrary, athiest do it a whole lot more, especially on the internet. I never talk shit to athiests unless im attacked first. Like i said before, ed currant is using INACCURATE satire to make fun of Christians. a Christain doing that shit would get attacked to the max.
realdeal119 1 year ago
ALl im sayin is that athiest attack christains in worse ways than Christians attack athiests. Ive seen plenty of athiest say "fuck your GOD" or "fuck your religion"Do u see many Christians saying "fuck you athiests" do you? No u dont. If a christain mocked an athiest with satire, hed get trolled and verbally abused. Ive seen it happen. Just look at the highest rated comment by somethingdiffereable.If a christian said that, he get a smart ass remark from an athiest like "very christian like"etc
realdeal119 1 year ago
I knew it. It was just a matter of time before this perverted sinner atheist would do a dirty sinner video about pussy
robvlob 1 year ago
Is everyone sitting down for this shocking news I clicked the link in this videos description box to Bill Os video and I was shocked to see the comments where disabled although rates are enabled must not of used the genius Bill O logic to figure out how to shut them off. Rating go on rating go off.
robvlob 1 year ago
Hahaha...."how come we have the moon, but Mars doesn't? Explain that me. How'd it get there? WHO put it there?"
Ledwix 1 year ago
She came from the missing "apecat" link...idiot. EVERYBODY knows that...
breaneainn 1 year ago
Edward, you crack me up!
Devalmont2 1 year ago
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Edward, you crack me up!
Devalmont2 1 year ago
Edward, you crack me up!
Devalmont2 1 year ago
hahahaha edward is the bettest actor in the world :P
ladislauns 1 year ago
Oh wow this one was scary, in every other video it was pretty obvious where the satire was...in this one I could really see a Christian saying exactly what you said with complete sincerity.
Kargok 1 year ago
@Kargok
That's because he did!
He exactly mirrors the words of Bill O'Reilly. That's the joke.
Click on the link in the description box and all will become clear.
jazzx251 1 year ago
Tide comes in. Tide goes out.
Thats how cats are made.
laxpaint 1 year ago
How's the stand-up coming?
troybr79 1 year ago
clearly you dont know what DIGESTION is
Death6437 1 year ago
I could never possibly maintain that level of fantastically benign sarcasm with such a malevolently innocent demenour
breaneainn 1 year ago
that cat looks very,very angry at being called a christian
TheArbiter6695 1 year ago
@TheArbiter6695
Cat: "Motherfucker!"
gaga5000 1 year ago
"A cat eats a fish, and the cat makes more cats.
Never a miscommunication.
How do you explain that? You pinheads are desperate. Fine. You say evolution did it. How did evolution get there? Checkmate." xD
starsoffyre 1 year ago
aaawww such a cute cat
uninoculated 1 year ago
I just cant take my eyes off your cat and think "lunch."
OnionTrollsAlliance 1 year ago
Kitty for the win!