Too Short - Pimpology

[mcglovin1000]

Ahh Oaklands the best

[arttchi]

bitch bitch bitch bitch make me rich

[youngmola1000]

real pimp shit,BITCH.

[SiCkbOmbS]

this is the audio tape lesson for how to be a player that gets money!!!!

[gatorfan96a]

if you don't like short you aint nuttin but a biiitch.

[greytimearmy]

would sound better gish......

[JohnLoCicero]

That nigga Mac the Bear tried to steal one of my bitches.

[Haseo190]

12 people got an F in Pimpology



[ksmile3m1]

the epitome of the oak town mustsfs from h town

[jmp0723]

35000$ + 1 + 6 iz 7..35000$ & 7 right muthafucka can u buy that!!!

[bobbydjd2015]

@2:03 "Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the FUCK up, hear?"

[mancity815]

badass

!

[Freakydeaky2010]

aha 420,171 people watched this video.

[weewap2]

@ autremen, man I feel that. Imperial Beach California running up to the pits when we should have been in school instead rollin in my homeys 86 Cutlass.. get it how you live brother:)

[vousallezvous]

He needs to be a professor.

[dregos88]

Defination of SLAPPPPP!...!..!...!

[funkmex]

one of the illest beats of all time. 

[spannran]

The Prophet Too Short

[SWAIN012]

tooshort is the realest player i sasw an i love his raps because i been listen to his shit all my life an it help mr with these bitchs

[autremen]

This song takes me back to sitting in my home boys 86 cutlass, feeling the bass from this song hit my chest like a baseball bat, as we rolled around all night..

[drummerboyatease]

Immortal Technique - Reverse Pimpology

[sxyhusla]

check out that dirty mexican zoe

[deano9604]

i like that his music isnt about stupid ass gang violence & other stupid shit

[mattyr392001]

playboy short.........spittin this shit all day and night(it dont stop)short aint nuttin nice

[mssue2011]

RAW

[weezy22ish]

I'm pretty young still,,, but short dawg, ya i love his rapps, all of them..

[SeductiveKnockout]

always jam this song ween am cruseing for some action. too $hort is that nigga

[landdix]

if your going to talk shit please make sure you know how to spell the shit your talking, it's spelled bastArd

[GinoHaze420]

You 10 Motherfuckers that disliked go listen to justin bieber. You lil dick basterds! BIAAATCH!

[MegaHoosier1]

Pimpin game lol loved this rap 20 years ago had so many chicks at my crotch over this song and my car lol

[propostris]

NEXT TY...NEXT TY...NEXT TY-NEXT TY...NEXT TY...NEXT TY...NEXT TIME YOU HEAR GROWN FOLKS TALKIN' SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAR?!?!

[LILCBOY15]

biology out pimpology in :)

[halokilla131]

MY ZODIAC SIGN IS A TAURUS BULL IM FUCKIN SERIOUS THO THTS MY ZODIAC SIGN

[Flyonthewallent]

9 people "..just can't pimp, and the hoes be treatin' them like a simp".

[breezemichael]

0:15 to 0:24 Pretty Tony agin.

[breezemichael]

0:00 - 00:05 and 2:03 to 2:07 is Pretty Tony, 4:35 to 4:49 is Goldie and Richard Pryor from 'The Mack'

[Harmanator101]

too $hort is the leading authority on the successful treatment of women

[Autumrage13]

@Harmanator101 wanna-be

[BumpinThumper]

who ever diss likes this, they can suck this fat dik,

Dont Hate The Player, Hate The Game!!!!!

[cruisinokc405]

this be da shit!! make me rich......

[TapeWyrm89]

too short is the shiznit bbbiiittccchh!!!! ohio rules !!!! acm rules

[poohpoohonthedot]

woooooooooow



[TheTopdawg14]

Next Time You hear Grown Folk talking, shut the fuck up

[acanderson24]

Too Short baby on the microphone, I work motels, I don't take freaks home...Man they start trippin when they think you're rich...mad yesterday, now she's my !%@$!....lol...what...A woman hit me yesterday and ask me could I make her a Too Short CD....come on man...this dude was real!!!

[jgandrus28]

@acanderson24

"MET" her yesterday, now she's my !%@$!....

You're right though...DUDE WAS REAL!

[VaMoneyCow]

Next time you hear grown folks talking you shut the fuck up, you hear?

[ChicanoTattooArt]

Its from the Mack, damn this is bassing hard on my comp

[slapstick3720]

"That nigga wanted the honey!" All we want is the Money!"

[Txplaya8432]

Classic shit!

[LATOHOUSTON]

Ill be spiittin this game too you all damn night back in 1992.

I pimp or die bitch Im like da mack, ridin round Houston in a Cadillac.

[crud4]

Pimpology 101with professor $hort

[ImPrettyDammit]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT DOGG!!! burning rubbers on hoes like vogues!!

[somepass1]

this should be a college and high school class

[MrBalmoral]

I'm burnin rubber on the hoes like volgs,something Eazy-E shoulda done.

[MrBalmoral]

Whats the total from the 35000 and 7 hes talkin bout,is that from goldy in the 70's

[jgandrus28]

Gotta Love THE MACK lines!

[tossrocksatcars]

fuck all skrapz

[209CENTRALCALI]

YOUR FUCKEN DUMB.

[AleXtheFooL1]

whos else here gots there p.i.m.p diploma! thumbs up 4 fshO!

[MiiizD]

Got my game from PMP'n......Thatz why they Call me PIMPTRESS

[44harbordale44]

NO ONE BETTER, and i mean NO ONE

[ChicanoTattooArt]

I love the lines from the mack, anyone ever notice that this cd he made had very low recording? I always had to put it extra loud to bump it.

[jgandrus28]

@ChicanoTattooArt

FUCKING RIGHT! I still got my cd. Gotta pump the volume to tha max!

[ChicanoTattooArt]

@jgandrus28 trip out wonder why this album was recorded so low?

[hiredgun30]

verses from the bible.....

[tuna782]

good stuff man.

[MSTRISHZFROMDACPT]

@GRASSLOK HELL YEAH HE'S MY FAV RAPPER SINCE HIS UNDERGROUND TAPES BAC N DA DAY I'VE BEEN A FAN SINCE I FIRST HEARD HIM AND I'LL BUMP HIS SHIT TIL THE DAY I DIE BIATCHHHHHHH. MY FAV WORD

[bigrig1990]

man i listened to this rapper all the time at work lol i know not apropriate for work but i had the old big bulky headphones on i can say without a dought too short and spm will allways win over any of the new rapers new rapers use macheins to sing lol spm and too short no machine just pure talent

[daevism]

"..caint be affected by tha great depression"...Wesifalif...NIA.­ Listen to tha "Independence Day" compilation; Mr. Shaw still makes $ off LiL John & tha eastside... boyz.....WHAAAT!!!!! OK!!!!!

[berightback714]

@GrassLok calm down hes not that good, u went a little to far.

[CritWicked]

There is a Caddy just like Goldy drove in "The Mack" right up the road. Been in condo storage for god knows how long till the condo got foreclosed on. The kid who inherited it is in the pen. I'ma buy that bich for a toy. 35+7 Mutha fucka can you buy that? maybe i get 35PLUS7 as the tag. its more like $3,500 plus 7 now though.

[dewhicular]

@CritWicked lol hell ya man that's legit

[CritWicked]

on my level? somethin like that

[jrbeck2]

when grown folks talkin you shut the fuck up... ya .. hear??

[fuckingsniper1]

i hope that they start showin this word in the diccionary

[CritWicked]

check him out on wiz's new video. too short is my childhood role model and the reason I'm ballin' with bitches and money n havin fun while my broke ass friends are on lockdown with their wives and their child support payments and divorces. BEOTCH! pimpin like Goldy!

[afroman0794]

@CritWicked whats the wiz and too short video called



[reivenlocke]

BREAKIN A BIATCH!

[U3X6785]

First real rapper I ever heard.....sittin on his caddy.

[newbrunswick]

that n***a wanted the honey, all we want is the money

[deano9604]

I'm a metal head, can't stand rap. "HOWEVER" TOO $HORT, EAZY-E & INSANE CLOWN POSSE are the shit........

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

@deano9604 - amen, i love ozzy, metallica, skeleton witch, pantera, down, etc etc. but too short is DA SHIT!!!!

[Aelderon1]

most ppl are only players cuz they got played and have not let go of that shit since the 7th grade

[XERIX27]

YEA T SHORT SO REAL RAPER

[ccorbin666]

310-560-4794 text "nigger lover" she loves that shit. freaky white girl. she'll text with u

[DMBL4KJAK]

@ccorbin666 LoL I just did for the hell of it

[tinojackson1]

@DMBL4KJAK lol, im thinking about it too!

[immbaack]

@ccorbin666 from where ?

[Kathy2843]

This song is the mother fucking shit.

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

i got all 16 albums

this mug IS rap...he IS west coast...end of story

Todd Shaw MADE rap motherfuckers - HE MADE THIS SHIT

[hiredgun30]

too short is original king of rap...

[kirkmerehooper]

ALL BITCHES ARE THE SAME!

[MrPlayboymfnzay]

my life

[smokedatshit]

too short is a preacher !

[MrJevonmartin]

i known short when he was at 75 girl and he was bumppin then and he still going

dean brought him up raw

[crankoslap]

Wjen i jave kids they gonna know thos mofukin genuis before they even hear about albert einstien cuz too short is bad ass

[rikky383]

@crankoslap It's a pity that people with your mentality even CONSIDER breeding. I'm hoping that you're either joking, OR just really, really... really young.

[crankoslap]

@rikky383 First off a tip when seaking of having children dont say breeding it makes it sound like ur talkin about animals and second off it was a joke education is the most important thing to me

[rikky383]

@crankoslap Thanks for the tip. Note taken. Oh and okay, my bad... I was probably just in a bad mood or something.

PS... your comedy routine could use some work. 

[bigdaddydaug]

when yall hear grown folks talking SHUT THE FUCK UP!!damm thats funny!what do your sats need to be to get into pimpschool???

[nicoleayanna]

wow ,,,what a sorry display of black manhood ! why is it ok for him to be sooo self centered,,,? his behavior is very destructive to himself and to others. Only guys with low self esteem aspire to be this, bcause this is the only sorry example of manhood that they have ....not one of being a father, raising a family, supporting that family & treating his woman who loves him like she's special & giving back instead of taking....

[74karonligon]

@nicoleayanna lame....

[Gangsta95758]

@nicoleayanna Ya gotta love a man who is honest. At least he presents himself as a dog, most men will lie to you/ try to convince you there not. But right off the bat, he'll turn away the self respecting women and get the girls that he wants, 'hoes'

[nicoleayanna]

@Gangsta95758 ...yeah thank God that he is showing his true colors so that woman who don't want to be hurt will know to avoid him

[Atlien3]

@nicoleayanna i can make money from you hoe

[GhosTownM2P]

@nicoleayanna if you don't like this music why dont you go listen to lady gaga, madonna, ke$ha, nikki m(wtf)j, cher ITS MUSIC STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUS a real man knows how to seperate the diffrence between this and how a woman really needs to be treated. Sure Too $hort isn't the most feminate rapper but dude is just speaking the life he was raised in you need to peep shit like the Ghetto before you judge him like that.

[GUCCIMANEAJ]

i still got short doggs mixtapes ha hes a player

[lahalamahala]

epic!!!!!!!!

[beturkish]

Too short is a fuckin genius....

[bigphreaking]

I remember when Todd sold his cassette singles on the 88 AC Transit bus in East Oakland. 75 Girls Productions!!! He deserves a statue at 73rd and Bancroft ave!!!!

[hollywoodrizzo]

Shit I raise my kids to this

[nicoleayanna]

@hollywoodrizzo ...u raise yr kids to be pimps ?

[bkippie72]

When grown talking you shut the fuck up young as Nigga!!! love that part right there... hahahaha!!!!

[EIHT187]

If a pimp is what you wanna be,

You're gonna have to learn pimpology

[MrCharnie]

used to be a philosopher. now I want to be a pimpologist. thanks for the lessons, Too Short.

[theresa6010]

maybe u will learn a broke leg hoe don't do ya no good now ther'es some old school for all ya'll

[TheMissile831]

I have learned some pimpology

[241424d]

short is a mutha . i was raised on short. he in my top 3 of all time. who been doing it longer than him ? who got more albums ? a fuckin legend ' i aint nothing like mike i dont play tha court i play bitches dont u wanna b like short ? "

[jtk49]

"my music flooows like dominoooes i pimp these hooooes thats how it goooes "

[jeanlouis7]

EXPLIZIT FT. E-MONEY "LIFE IN THE FASTLANE"

[demensionflip]

pimpn sicnce been pimpin since been pimpin, its in my bloodline.

[dubie916]

PAPER IN MY POCKET

[bkippie72]

Fucking Legend right here listen and learn young ass niggas out there!!!!!

[cauchie34567]

@bkippie72 your dumb coz iff u woz any thing u wunt be sayin this shit sort it out u lil dick

[morningstar808]

This beat was in my trunk when most of you were still in your dad's bags.

[binka21]

@morningstar808 who gives a shit.

[CoolConejo]

Your point old sir?

[abram345]

PIMP SHIT!! HELL YEAH TOO SHORT IS THE GREATEST PIMP OF ALL/

[birgui2]

bem loco saudades dos bailes no MATÃO. R.SANTOS

[StreetFitNick]

All we want is the money......put it in my pocket you beezys.

[EastSanJo408]

holy shit this shit it the best

[leeo21310]

game...

[cummins25000]

fuck west side!!!!!!!!!!1

[Flipgate]

@cummins25000 Fuck ur east side bull bitch midwest side bitch got love for west too

[TheFlex21]

it's not the quantity it's the quality

I'd rather have 3 attractive successful women as opposed to 10 attractive lame women

[popthepussy13]

this is what music everybody should listen to fuck that weak shit about lovin a bitch fuck a bitch she just a ho

[unikkatilFORlife]

when bitches hate and say that i play too many girls, i say .. "short dogg ruined me" ha! its just a routine

[gemochamp69]

I get IT EVERWHERE hah in school outside anywhere... my girl is down...listenin to Too Short inspired me to be dope..."cuz when ya older its just a routine"

[ourgreylove]

get pimpmatized.... haha.

[hansolo961]

man after i heard this song this shit taught me everything

[Tooclean402]

Drop a few line then call her a bitch, BIIOTCH!!

[hjsii]

Short before NWA.. give him his props...NWA learned from Short

[MrProgress1]

THE MACK

[ilafs]

is there a movie or sumthin wair those samples cum from???

[Feterlj]

Man I have not heard this song in a long time. Brings memories back of my van. My friend Logan and I would drive around and bump this song on my 12s and 15s

[Kawasizzle]

cant fuck wtith 2short .

[GrassLok]

i think Too Short is the king of Rap he was the first rapper i ever herd and i bet he's your favorit rappers favorit rapper.

[yungjuve314]

no u got him confused with EAZY-E

[gtownhurricane]

@GrassLok I agree

[joshschow1]

@GrassLok  too short is a god...all men should live there live to his raps

[irma242]

if you like too short MAC DRE is the real mac

[MrXxCrAzExX]

Haha I remember in the 6th grade I listen 2 this nd I was a lil pimp dam this brings memories xD

[lilboosiestraped187]

too $hort b tellin da truth

[TheBrat902]

search the angry lesbian song, you'll laugh your ass off

[LahzierGodAllah]

Classic shit

[iluvale123]

paisleys man you got it on the dot.... marquis marquis really doesnt know what hes talkin is shit.. and it aint the good kind... id love to hear shorts response to that wack ass comment. funny thing is that marquis motherfucker prolly tweekin at his pad. not knowledgable about anything and gettin just a little from a fat bitch that so happens to be fuckin his brother.... as far as credibility from that sucka fish???? none at alllllllll.... make me laugh puss puss

[berLinyes]

hoes keep treetin u like a simp

[gtfo77]

"like a cent"

[axdexter23]

thirty five thousand!!!! ill give you like tree fiddeh

[ChicanoTattooArt]

Did anyone else notice that this cd was recorded super low? I used to try to bump it in my car but you would have to turn it up to the max lol.

[DOPEGEEE]

legendary track, listen and do .... lesson till 4

[Alpha1Badaki]

Y'all "Young Bucks" don't no nothin' by Short Dogg

[MakivelitheDon5876]

The Game is to be sold not told-U know I bought this track!!!

[marqismarqis]

todd shaw is an actor and never ran the strip never pimped bitches - dont be fooled he just wants your money -every short lil boy has to grab a quick gimmick to over compensate his lack of height ! short legs short every thing get it - haha !

[jzrocket101]

chill hateing ass nigga .

[MsPiggyMoma]

and what do you have? he's got more than you'll ever have. better check yer girl, she's probably over there suckin short's dick right now. or you probably mad cause your wife left you and your small dick. lmao

[therealraybaby]

Ya wet behind da ears nigga if u think short aint true to da game. Nigga i bet u still drinking similac powder formula. i bet u da type of nigga dat would fight yo best hommie over ya girl if she gave him some pussy. When da bitch will turn around and fuck all yo potnars and yo relatives! u better suck up some game in this world nigga and learn about these bitches and this money in this white mans world we live in. Ya lil mark ass trick! haha!!!!!!!

[yogurtman321]

@therealraybaby

White man world? Obama is fucking president O.K. don't give me your fucking resentment card nobody gives a fuck that your black anymore if you didn't act like a nigga and had some class like Mr. Too Short then people would respect you. Saying nigga every five seconds which I KNOW you do cuz I kick it with niggers and they just spam nigga over and over again. Act like a decent human being and people will treat you like one. Too short says nigga like twice a song thats it.

[therealraybaby]

Ay u lil BROAD! Ya know dude I aint even gon waste my time dissin' u cause ur so STUPID it aint worth my time. U got a lot to learn about life and I'm not ya daddy so I aint teaching u shit! And another thing WHITE BOY, it's spelled NIGGA not nigger! Ya little PUSSY!

[yogurtman321]

Fuck dude, I'm going to have to cut myself after hearing all of those mean things. You are hurting mai emo heart:(. sniff.

[1125sherburn]

@yogurtman321 Good statement... As a white dude, that makes total sense... Like most black dudes i hate nigs as well... But respect all men... anyways nice statement

[marqismarqis]

btw if you ever reply to this comment - then i struck a nerve HAHA da jokes on you ! p.s. i dont open n read reply''s -i just delete em quickly - SUCKERS !