Coffee with Batman | TimH

[arkangel71225]

Right now Gotham needs me to have a coffee

[OxfordDogs]

LOL. Sick!

[TheRealSallyBeescomb]

Jack&Dean ♥

[MattAndersonFilms]

I liked the bit when he mentioned his parents dying...

[Zeffr]

hahaha, best klipp ever! :D



[Ljubisa87]

this video needs more views

[frigginboom]

Instead of using the grappling hook to leave he should have asked his parents to come pick him up.

[dorieshell]

@frigginboom but..but they died..

[thatnightowl]

JACK AND DEAAAAAAN!:D

[Imabadspeller]

blhahhahahaa

[Oreo401]

OMG! It's Jack and Dean!!! yes!



[coolio12000]

Aahahahahha WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF MY PARENTS BEING ALIVE ? zero.

[PippaShadows]

This needs to go viral.

[TheMagnificentZianix]

Hahahahaha. :D Funny. I loled at " Oh, I fogot my wallet......BATMAN....RETURNS.­.."

[lunarwolf135]

XD x 1000000

[JKparody]

LMFAO

[ThePurpleBethy]

I subscribed :D

That was funny :'3

[siriusgrease]

... FAAAAAAAAAAAGAA

[PhoiniXena]

That...

Looks somewhat like...

Jack and Dean?!

[OriginalNobelium]

@PhoiniXena Who?

[PhoiniXena]

@OriginalNobelium Check out OMFGITSJACKANDDEAN. It's really funny.

[Imabadspeller]

heehee

[Nessa5651]

lol this is so funny, you guys are great!!!

[TheDyrfmaster]

My parents left.

*sob*

They died!

[TheDyrfmaster]

Batman: I used to be a normal kid like you, but then I took a bullet to the parents.

...I wish that this was actually my joke, but I heard about it from a friend. Seemed appropriate.

[TyrannosaurusL3x]

This should become the new arrow to the knee joke.

[DBXguy]

THE DARK KNIGHT!.....rises

[katsuo965]

My parents used to say arrow to the knee jokes...But then they died!!!

[SPadventurOUS]

i have NEVER laughed so hard for so long whilst watching anything having to do with batman. or youtube. well maybe youtube, but STILL!

[Felicityhelix]

But it's only funny when Batman says it...

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

i thot they looked and sounded like jack and dean XD

[secundadonna]

My parents and I used to comment on YouTube videos and reference out-of-favour game memes and quotes from the video, but they cannot anymore because they DIED.

[17kharis]

I used have parents that night, then they both took arrows to the knee...

[USTUPID144]

Every one it's TIME to make a new inside joke instead of skyrim (arrow to the knee) it is now (but there dead!)

[TheBunnyJam]

Nice to know Batman's parents are still alive! XD

[TimStyleez]

I need a Batspresso.

[sabinetharani]

THEY DIED



[Bewilderedtacos]

my parents would be on youtube....BUT THEY DIED!!!! lol

[katiebrownkatie]

my parents took an arrow to the knee.

[paco5562]

my parents used to fuck....

i was there...

what?!

when they died!

LOLZ

[KafshakTashtak]

I hope batman takes an arrow in the knee and finishes making movies.

[ArmedWings]

BATMAN FOREVER!

[Nevermind0309]

This deserves way more views.

[Nockrin]

I used to be a kid like you, then I took a bullet to the parents

[SuperEggsbenny]

so many puns... :D

[iluvmoney1998]

the only thing i was thinking whilst i was watching this was OMFGITSJACKANDDEAN!!!

[thinBillyBoy]

This is why I'm batman.

[MrHartyBoy01]

joker: knock knock

batman: who's there

joker: not your parents

[svartsaft]

@MrHartyBoy01 becouse they.. DIED

[DeathHasAMeaning]

@MrHartyBoy01 MY PARENTS ENJOED KNOCK KNOCK JOKES. BUT THEY DIED!

[jimmykicksass123]

i used to make arrow the knee jokes then my parents died

[copperheadsif]

@jimmykicksass123 thanks for contributing to the death of a good joke. have a nice pat on the back.

[reianaisawesome]

oh god this was amazing! I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Everyone who worked on this well done, really great job. If I wasn't already subscribed I would totally subscribe, just like Batman's DEAD PARENTS!

[thejaypill]

Im here because of dfear C: Great vid!

[HostClubOtaku94]

I love the guys reaction when he was like "My parents used to f**k. And I was there."

"What?"

[blazakin246]

lol "the dark knight rises" and "the batman returns" both movies

[ShadowStealer21]

@blazakin246 So are Batman Begins and Batman Forever.

[Alagremm]

BATMAN FOREVER!!!

[UNIQU3xQU4CKZz]

MY FATHER HAD A CAPPACINO THAT NIGHT1

well what are the odds of that?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF MY PARENTS BENG ALIVE? ZERO! 'COZ THEIR DEAD!

[BlAsTiNxlyrics]

my parents wpuld have subscribed... BUT THEIR DEAD!

[SigneTheSlaske]

My parents used to share videos on facebook...

[ItLiesInTheProles]

FUCKING SPOILERS. No point watching any batman film now.

[PaulisWilliam]

@ItLiesInTheProles uhh... no?

[jacobthelioneater]

@PaulisWilliam It is a joke.

Here's what he/she meant:

In the video, Batman said multiple times that his parents died. The comment that this was a "spoiler" overplayed the importance of this fact as a central plot point.

This "overplaying" was humorous because, in the video, batman himself "overplays" the importance of his parents death by bringing it up multiple times.

Pretending that Batman's parent's death defines "any batman film" is an exaggeration that is a contribution to the humor

[derftyme]

who died again?

[Quincy35191]

Wait wait wait! What was his name again?

[BrWoLfGiRl7lolz]

because their dead!

[PeterFilsell]

I used to be a kid like you, then I took a bullet to the parents.

[Dimthegamer115]

jack and dean

[xxxTlovesyouxxx]

JACK AND DEAN! :D

[ultrasonicninja123]

I heard his parents died?

[MrBorowiec22]

Lol Batman forgot to pay

[XxBrokenGearxX]

@MrBorowiec22 his parents forgot to pay that night BUT THEY'RE DEAD! and that's why he became the batman

[jackalPenguin]

my parents used to fuck

[191210Michael]

@jackalPenguin I WAS THERE

[Mouseguy44]

@jackalPenguin BUT THEY DIED

[Messirivera13]

Lol it names all the batman movies

[Joreva34]

@Messirivera13 no kidding?

[eerereps]

lol!

[TheKayasto]

His parents used to know...then they took an arrow to the knee I MEAN DIED >_>

[hypnobra]

This video reminds me so much of the arrow to the knee joke.

[Joreva34]

@hypnobra WTF IS THAT JOKEE I DONT KNOW IT TwT

[ultrasonicninja123]

@Joreva34 Skyrim

[Joreva34]

@ultrasonicninja123 Still i cant find the motherfucker video D:

[ultrasonicninja123]

@Joreva34 :O what?!

[Joreva34]

@ultrasonicninja123 send me the link D:

[MadDemon64]

Did Batman have a credit card in his wallet?

[gameplaya38]

I hate you!

Batman forever!...

Just leave!

My parents left, they died!

[fumfledink]

i have a strange feeling that his parents died.................. nah

[cibbicom13]

Jesus Batman...who died?

[TheFatpanda27]

i think that his parents died

[TheCanihavaname]

i think his parents died.

[MattGuitLead]

I used to take an arrow to the knee,But then I took two arrows to the knee. :D

[thegodofwar222]

I used to laugh at this video, But then I took an arrow to the knee. :D

[118carlie]

lol they died :9

[supermichael1996]

My parents used to take arrows to their knees, but then they died.

[MrCroweasel]

Enough with the "took an arrow to the knee"! Seriously, you're over doing it

[Dezolion]

@MrCroweasel I used to think they were over-doing it, but then I took an arrow to the knee. -Trollface-

[Drop980]

My parents used to die untill they took an arrow to the knee.

[captloki13]

Batman used to have parents, until they took a bullet to their everywhere.

[RulezMac]

Batman took an arrow in the knee

[piesomething993]

my parents died. BUT THEY DIED!

[Lucky7Spark]

I was right! It was Jack and Dean! XD

[W3LazyShadow]

:))))

[VxThrasherxV]

my parents use to be adventures then they took an arrow to the knee...AND DIED

[Sithis527]

My parents would have gladly taken an arrow in the knee, but they took an arrow in the knee, and they died.

[ZatchTheMage]

I used to enjoy hot chocolate like you. But then i took parents' deaths too the heart.

[ryanman600]

My parents used to be alive, but then they took arrows to the knees.

[hellbreaker6666]

"Right now, Gotham needs me to have a coffee!" Rofl.

[MangaGuy101]

I had parent's once...but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[bleshnak]

MY PARENTS LEFT!!! THEY THEY.... did what?

[boomingpearl]

i'm kinda gettin the feeling something happened to his parents

[Gir78623]

Basically people who post "Arrow to the knee" jokes in a nutshell.

[Shetyre]

his parents took an arrow to the knee

[NarutoGeek411]

dominicfear sent me

[morry850]

so many ARROWS IN KNEES

[ONormanO]

that was Epic

[whitethunder254]

jeez hes flipping out over nothing. youd think his parents died or something.

[LeGuyIncognito]

@whitethunder254 luckily thats not the case, i guess.

[Dimentio152]

My parents used to die, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[hazel2K9]

his parents liked coffee till they took an arrow to the knee

[JohosafatsStudios]

I'm surprised he didn't pay for the bat-spresso with his bat-credit card.

[Nishi4Narnia]

Wait, kay, so just making sure, did his parents die? 

[CommanderFuzzy1]

Just Leave

[postedonmyiphone]

My parents used to fuck ....

I was there ... XD

[wierdtrianglestudios]

they look like jack and dean from omgitsjackanddean

[Lawlrus103]

@wierdtrianglestudios They are them

[dertlash]

It's funny how at the end he starts to qoute his movies.

[sonictails133]

___l___

[DBXguy]

did his parents die or something?

[clubpenguintvization]

@DBXguy Nope, don't think so.

[solex21212125]

My Parents used to die, but then they took arrows to the knee.

[Nevermind0309]

"The Dark Knight Rises"

I see what you did there.

[chrisLepip]

1:30 - 1:55 lmao u r simply the best

[NuclearGameland]

is that supposed to be Jack and Dean? im not sure

[w33jonnybhoy]

@NuclearGameland yes

[Zorn27]

HAHAHAHA I liked it :)

[mhypersonic]

GENIUS!! BATMAN FOREVER!!

[caspian1993]

I used to take an arrow to the knee, but my parents died.

[WhoPoofed]

I dont think his parents died

[redbunnylips]

I knew it it ofcourse it was jack and dean :D

[saxbaconsandwich]

The probability can't be zero...

[TheRowRo]

9gag(.)com/gag/1108992 i made a gag baout it !

[Azulong94]

my parents liked arrow jokes... but they died

[xXSHADOWXx248]

TomSka?

[TheRetroGorilla]

BATMAN FOREVER!!!! batman away

[curfueeee]

this deserves way more views than this

[katiilouisethomas]

Is that jack and dean? O____O

[UNIQU3xQU4CKZz]

My parents used to Fuck! I was there!

What?!

The night THEY DIED!

Oh!

[Chickzy254]

i didnt know his parents died but he kept hinting

[darthdobson]

lol jack and dean!

[TehMovieMusketeer]

is this Jack and Dean in cartoon? :P

[mynameistaken07]

His parents took an arrow to the knee.

[vernandoc]

batman parents dead??? he's keeping saying it,,, so what??

[Rendflex]

@vernandoc Haven't you seen the movies?

I did... but batman's parents died.

[theOYRISHCLOVER]

My parents fucked. I was there.

?

When they died.

..Oh.

[TheRaptorChild]

BATMAN FOREVER! i love that movie <3

[MrMyojo]

LOL THEY DID DIE DIDN'T THEY.

[FreeRunCentral]

Did you know that Batmans parents died?

[Mrtomthefighter]

my favorite part is 1:03 !!!!!!

[The29pancakes]

batman is like me my parnts died at a theater with me waching and i got attacked by a bat 1hr later and i am always quiet

[SMgrimbldoo]

who would dislike this?

[metallica1123456]

I used to be a kid like you, until I took a bullet to the parents

[XxresistxX]

THEY DIED.

[nolatare]

Batman: "I enjoyed hot chocolate once... then I took an arrow to the knee... because my parents died!"

[ShadowedSavior]

I don't know why but reading the comment about never speaking of Batman and Robin makes me want to say one thing...Bat Credit Card.

[ChidoPol]

@sciencegeekjsusfreak BUT THEY DIED

[megaemma1105]

Haha wtf?

[BloxPwner101]

Wow, who knew memes where made so easily, time to get it out to the world, or else I take an arrow to the knee.