Welcome To Runcorn!

[decmurphy1000]

RUNCORN = shithole 💩

[ScouseKidda300]

brilliant! corny's through and through mate! <3

[Jackk721]

Cant beat runcorn ganja!

[TYRANTxSLAYER]

I live in grange way if ya wanna meet me - festival way chippie wedensday 4:00pm

[sploinket]

You don't actually even sound like your from Runcorn D:

[xPrixMHD]

LOL!

[Suruasatuots]

go to norton priory in runcorn, brilliant day out!

[onyxheart91]

it is a shit hole, and a great place to leave, but i love coming back, those that arent chazs are awsome

[geofflorimer]

PS, never mind the Cherry, what about the Admiral

[geofflorimer]

im a Runcorn lad although i was born in Carlisle, i'm back in Carlisle now but will never forget home . will return for the last time for uncle Harold's funeral 19.01.11.. . he was from Birch road, next door to Red Admiral. may be my last visit here , maybe one day i will come back to frodsham hill and the waterloo for a laugh but it's so sad my family connection is gone.

[jazzaste123]

a runcorn a rucorn raarrrr rarrrrr rarrrrr

[mizzkebab]

i love this !

[IVIATTY1]

ive never done drugs stolen from the co-op and im still in school

[cashfan123]

OH DEAR DEAR ME THIS SONG IS SO TRUE EXCEPT WE ARE BETTER THAN LIVERPOO

[LGRAPzZ]

@cashfan123 LIVERPOOL WE WERE U FROM MANPOO NIGHTED

[destructionxdan]

anyone remember bonfire night 2010? Hhaahaha i stood against that railing (H)

[EyeShadowQueen1]

I live in runcorn dont skit !!

[confuniverse]

@EyeShadowQueen1 hahahahahahaha! unlucky!

[JohnTaurus29]

fck off widnes is sh!t smells of it too

[mrmunkyman1]

Runcorn is shit! Really

then again there's the widnie fuckers!

[2038165479]

I had lived in Runcorn since 2001 and it is a beautiful place to live stop slagging off Runcorn it is not the place that is bad its the people in it that makes it bad

[Stevie2k7mike2k7]

widiots fuck off scummy twats!

[NinjaToastMan]

simo you fukin beast your starwars song is well better

[richienrg]

it smells like shit there

[XxSerenitySumimuraxX]

is that because you're there? ever thought that it might not be Runcorn and its just you?

[LGRAPzZ]

@richienrg more like widnes

[cavepaynter]

Fantastic song! Spot on!

[andymac1873]

shithole

[emmajaynexx1]

widness is betar

[BobKaz37]

my cat smells like catfood.?..runcorn sucks big things lol

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

YEHHHHH I love runcorn wish I could move back I miss the whole welcome to runcorn wipe ya feet on the way out vibe lol cant wait to visit my family and friends this weekend

[clumsyaura]

nice one simo, ste told me you did this, heard it a yr so ago, didnt realise it was you. Cool. Im an outsider but i love Sunny Runny its fun!!

[sydneyman123456]

ha, 2 pints of lager was created there!

[lolyloku]

yeh I was watching them shoot

[Stevie2k7mike2k7]

Runcorn fukin kiks ass you lil bastards its fukin klass an i know the person who wrote this and he is a snd stoner

[JayLFC13]

Yea com on runcorn (shit hole) at least its got its own song n TV programe

[MartinK303]

I live in Runcorn, and it's SHIT

[Laurawwrrr]

haha i used to have this on my computer ageeees ago. perfect summary of runcorn. It's not that bad though, it could be Widnes after all.

And there is the odd nice person.

[kaallvin]

the only good thing in runcorn is the road out of it! and that is from someone who has lived there for al their life!

LOL!

[Mewx12]

I live near Pewithall and The Heath

[LGRAPzZ]

@Mewx12 THE HEATH AM GOING DER

[sandwich8981]

two pints owns

[Suicidalsweets]

FUNCORN!

Runcorn Is So Much Better Than Those Widnes Little Buggers!

Becky

x

[thephilster10]

I live in higher runcorn and its right it is a shit hole :(

[maddox2211]

total dump

[DanM89]

This is boss! hu done the song?

[Laurawwrrr]

A lad called Simo i think.

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

why's your comment been rated bad it was simo that wrote this song I can remember him singin it in the studio in old town

[BMcLennan67]

I live in Sunny Runcorn and this song sumed it all up fukin well done! lol

[ThnksFrThMmrs93]

ll like the only good thing about runcorn is the quayside gigs sum times an the libary apatrt from that its shit :D

[SteveGBell]

Perfect summary of Runcorn--- reminds me of why I escaped...... and it still stinks when I go back.....

[maxwilson03]

Ive been away from 'sunny runny' for 4 years but this brought it all back! Absolutely brilliant.

[Edzii2k7]

2 pints! FTW!

[bprleira15]

Beechwood west aint bad cept ya haf to go heath with all the druggys :|

[bubba0123456789]

i no who wrote this song went college 2getha

[mrhowie07]

ya it was my bro =)

[EFC01GJ]

haha fuckin wools

[LORETTALYN26]

This is brillant!! well done huney,all true, every last bit!! ha ha god it's great!!!!!! good on ya xx

[tashad95]

this song was in the weekly news the other day

[tashad95]

rucornians are better than widneisians

[tommobs]

I no the guy who rote an sung this :D, good ole Simmo, an even if i do live in runcorn i totally agree its a shithole but so is widnes wen ya think of it

[bonodo1]

well this makes my home town sound just great

[DaYNEfc]

are dont mess with the runcorn scousers y do u all fink ur scousers?

[aether141]

I don't know who wrote this, but I hope they read this;

"Welcome to Runcorn, a great place to leave" is the best lyric I've heard all year. You've got real talent.

[DaYNEfc]

are dont mess with the runcorn scousers y do u all fink ur scousers?

[spencedoggydogg]

widni smoke bone ha ha

[WHITTLE82]

True alright song awful place.

Why does the accent change to a hull/yorkshire one in places? I know not everyone has fake scouse but....

[ponymad885544]

haha propa funny my bro is m8s with the lad who sung the song i live in runcorn and its not full of chavs but yeh most of that song is true

[Ellisgyl]

RUNCORN! the best. Ever.

[saddamh06]

widnes is full of stinky chavs hu look like monkeys the fuckin spazzes, and runcorn rules especially gway

[peterpan71B]

nah not reall y ;-)

[peterpan71B]

WIDNES is great i lived in runcorn they really are all chavs and talk scouse

[MaxwellUK]

Hahaha! Hiya Mate. My sister knows the dude that sang this! You know Hayley? I am her brother :D

Lmaoo funny song. Hayley showed me that on her phone.

[JayLFC13]

its not runcorn that smells its WIDNES!!

[bprleira15]

this is the best video ive ever watched accept mine of course type " nathan white dance" its ma m8 (de lil nutter)

[clearfairy]

V.funny though we're not all Chavs in Runcorn. Those of us in the nice part of the new town are Far superior to those in the old town.

[427magnum]

dont forget to don your gas mask

[scousersi]

runcorn ledgendary town and i live there long live the plastic scousers

[TheSponge1]

Anyone have this song they could send to me?

[TheSponge1]

Runcorn, the town full of chavs!

[scoot971]

is that the bridge they use in two pints of larger tv show

[dudiehowdie]

yeah..thats the 2 pints of larger bridge. I used to live in Runcorn or "Skidsville" to give it it's real name...Me and a mate walked over the top bit once..nnyarrghh!

[Nathey15]

This is a Guy called Scott Simpson... Its an amazing song, although this version sounds crap lol, I've seen him play live about 40 times at jam night... Great guy! Been out with his sis lol! Scott Simpson-Simo

[TheSponge1]

do anyone out there know Kelly Latham. She is one of the chavs from Runcorn. Most of her mates are Runcorn chavs as well, that includes Lynn Ollier the sock stealer. ha! ha!

[TheSponge1]

ha! ha! very good. Who sings this song, it's ace!

[SandstoneAlchemist]

arrh it ok i am used to the chemicals, so i can breath :D

offt simo = next Queyside :D

[12345oleary]

My hometown-before it was Frodsham.Ha the momories of both-great tune by the way.

[fulcilover]

Nice one

[Julz74]

oh my god that is soooooo funny!!!!

Well done...you made me smile...thanx!!!

[dddaaavvveeeddd]

this is gay u r gay

[slinkymcvelvet]

Sticky floors at the Cherry. pml.

[the2006punkchick]

wot does pml mean??? U' :(

[dudiehowdie]

pml...pissed myself laughing :)

[the2006punkchick]

oh lol thanx dudiehowdie

[mrElpacas]

who sings the song ?

thats so true about how the cheery used to be lol

[XxDobermanPharoahxX]

xDDD

[shewolf12655]

hehehehe! lol, too true, too true ^_^

[pinstripe666]

love the - not as good as frodsham warrington or liverpool ! so true

[filibusta]

0000hhh Runcorn cant wait for me hols - book it early..

[Havencheese]

That's a just better version of the giant Coat Hanger, aka Sydney harbour bridge.

[stubbsymufc]

try my video of Welcome To Runcorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=sQYoDSMACkA

[eurodeluxe]

Fantastic and sooooooo true.... in an Artic Monkeys stylee. x

[exceem]

lol im inpressed funny song

yes i live in runcorn formally widnes

[steviedlfc1982]

Sooooooooo true!!