TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 26 - Jesse is bad at flattening

[Helkazzan]

Kinda funny when Jesse says that he wants to see the eye's mouth and like 1 second after he says it, he opens his mouth :)

[kill4kill11]

i think the meteor is on sky island

[Wickerrman]

K, stop dots

[KaelMcG23]

5:35 Jesse: A blade of grass is stopping me from placing a block here

TB: I'm pretty sure that's not what's happening

me: no TB, that is what's happening, you just don't seem capable of figuring that out the many many times it's happened to you so far.

[imegalovehalflife]

7:53 0keeps watching and watching and waaaaaatching- -buys the song for 14.99-

[Cropmy5]

Can you guys please put your money in chests before going on extremely dangerous missions.

[Zidoco]

it's a good thing that jesse AND Totalbiscuit are playing this let's play because they balance each other out

[TehGamersGarage]

That song Jesse sings 8 minutes in? It should be on iTunes and cold for $14.99.

[DyaSlayer]

Well... *starts shooting with a megashark in between my legs" Mines bigger.

[AXharoth]

lmao

[GamerzFreak101]

Forever scarred for how Jesse used his gun

[0000tonc]

7:51 THE BEST ONE MINUTE OF THIS ENTIRE SERIES

[matrixd4]

total waste of materials.... xD

[pokemonfanrock1]

polar machete....

[SuperDopeHope]

i defeatet the Eye Of Cthulhu 2 mins faster than you only by using the Awkward Musket

[TheTriforcekeeper]

I personally wouldn't entrust Jesse with any money :)

[linkdominatesyou]

I love these kinds of videos. They actually have almost every kind of humor available. (I don't know every single one of them, so don't say I said they have it all.) They even have Invader Zim kind. With Jesse's incompetence and completely random activity (Gir), and TB's confidence in his own abilities, even though he still goofs up quite a bit (Zim.) This series keeps me in stitches, and would very much hope these two keep up being a duo. Their opposing personalities are hilarious! XD

[NoobVoador]

8:23

[nactan]

jesse's got ocd

[nactan]

that sounds like a biased experiment

[Shane88L]

Jesse LOL

[Minecrafterly]

Gotta agree with Jesse here... LOL

[WranGaming]

7:50 Submarine Slime.

[barrydoyle18]

17 :/ Almost out of this phase...

[TheLiambeet]

@barrydoyle18 you can never leave

[DeiXicht]

@barrydoyle18 Bah, 22 and lol'd my ass off xD

[Zinzinbadio13]

i'm coming into this episode waiting for Jesse to break into "welcome to the Jungle"

[saveyourselfagain]

@Zinzinbadio13 Quite honestly, I was surprised last episode when he _didn't_

[generalwolf007]

@Zinzinbadio13 Same here :D lol



[TehGamersGarage]

@Zinzinbadio13 As soon as I saw he was in it in the previous episode, I sang that...

Was disappointed when Jesse didn't...

[ardent000]

I'd probably pay $14.95 to come flatten out their world.

[saveyourselfagain]

@ardent000 You stole that from the last video.

[Roguesoldier678]

Jesse: The perfect representation of America!

[bulletproofblouse]

Whoever did the title card art at the beginning deserves a round of applause. *applauds*

[Shawn4168]

It amazes me that even after 26 episodes, these guys haven't figured out how to mine through a wall that they built instead of building platforms to go over it (that the mobs will just end up using).

[PrinceJace89]

If they let someone on its going to be Israphel all over again but on Terraria and not planned

[RedJester93]

Thumbs up if your 18 or older

[Breenspaz]

lol TB is so touched at 8:33, you can hear it in his voice

[Mithtale]

0:05 It's because they're ROOFIES hahahahahaa...ha... I'm so sorry

[SavageHoax]

>.> for 14.95 I will come flatten your world for you. I will even sort it into layers if you like.

[VsRawr]

lmfaooo im in that demographic but the high end of it XDDD

i enjoy both tb and jesse's humor greatly XDD

the wood jokes crack me up everytime XDDD

[Ghoul047]

Also, when did TotalBiscuit get Vilethorn?

[anextremeemo]

@Ghoul047 either last video or a couple vidoes ago

[Ghoul047]

Who's the NPC next to Dryad in the trenchcoat? The Alchemist? Bullet salesman?

[anextremeemo]

@Ghoul047 arms dealer.

[mizukiyay]

total biscuit sounds exactly like the introductory voice to warcraft 2 XD

[kowalski2m]

Cereal + TB and Jesse = Cereal covered computer

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

Chappy stick :P

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

Jesses bad at life isn't he?

[ProffesorGrizwald]

I am not in the demographic. I'm not in the 13 - 17, I'm 18 and watch this for TB.

However, I do laugh at how Jessie's childish humor is coming from an relatively old man.

Relative to me that is.

Ha ha, wang.

[lest128]

if i had the game id would flatten the ground for free and mine for free for u guys

[TheCardking33]

lolololol "around you a little short for a storm strooper" " Jesse: Speaking of jokes about penis sizes, thats what this is about right? LOLOLOL

[WormySauce]

Jesse's incompetence never fails to amaze.

[canadiananim8r]

@WormySauce while TB is awesome as a person, hes just as bad at terraria as jesse lol, both of them could do with some practice lol

[Grozzgar]

1:46 Check out ma wang! xD

[SilentLetsPlay23]

TotalBiscuits and Cookies, Jesse Cox and Dicks

[SilentLetsPlay23]

Jesse,.....?!! WTF!!! LOL AHHAHAHAH :D

[ZackCosplayer]

"Zombie Girlfriend", that is SO a Frankenstein Joe single :D

[germia2288]

Lol

[Tewg34]

*cough*cough* Dick Chappy *cough*

[666HeinekenBeer666]

i love jesse cox anime theme xD

[Gool349]

08:33 *TB turns at him withe "Cmon" look in his fce even if its just a Traria sprite you can see it

[Gool349]

TotalSarcasm and Jessy Cox

[JJJoelCarter]

That intro picture was/is the best so far!

[laurion]

Loved the Onyxia wipe mention <3 haha and I didn't notice the first time I saw this

[MathiasKippen]

This is fucking hilarious

[xolliex580]

LEO takes LEAF - Search it in a Urban dictionary

[xolliex580]

That is not a party that is a queue to kill themselves on the saw... -.-

[imbusydoingurmom15]

Guess I will be watching this until 12

[d3ltascoped]

i've been watching this series for about 7 hours it's now about 2:00 pm

[Phalconid]

7:48 for epic submarine slime!

[Glactor96]

He made it better... :/

[ISkylerI]

oh damn just when i thought it was over i found out theres 42 episode this is great

[randomkillermoose]

TB should've jumped up and used the vile thorn

[MrCommunistRussian]

I'm 16 and I watch this for the intelligent banter TotalBiscuit comes up with. XD

[LightningRio]

I just bought terraria because of you two.....Thank you for persuading me. :)

[takkun34]

@LightningRio really i bought it like a week ago and i need someone to play multiplayer with

[HaxeRoxas13]

Pretty sure theres a guy called Fujimoro Pantsu in EVERY anime ever..

[Anime4everOyokrae]

Jesse watches anime ?

[deemwon]

Jesse can tell the future, because in the zombie game they play together later you can make a polearm machete

[27decibels]

we are the 99% resistance is futile.

[joleanchrunch]

this is what all americans are like

[diamondkid277]

jesse what about the nurse?

[m4st3rsk44p]

This is hilarious... Absolutly perfect duo you two, absolutly perfect. I tip my hat at you good sir's.

[kidrussian555]

@m4st3rsk44p what kind of hat is it?



[m4st3rsk44p]

@kidrussian555 a top hat ofc.. xD

[GibsonProject]

Video should be called "Jesse is good at Lyrics"

[MinecraftSobber]

Just to let you know,One time i defeated the eye of chuthulu with only 52 shurikens.

Im a total ninja O.o

[TheJames123443]

I want to do a 69er (jokes)

[TheDarkorin]

Polearm Machete... hmm... he must've been playing too much Dead Rising

[c2k3007]

Your laugh is soo infectious Jesse! Lmao!

[Drew23422]

196

[Maelgeron]

7:00 WHELPS!!! xD

/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

[icameandconquered]

2:00 very true mr. biscuit

[Mrmaxlal]

8:46 pinkyy :)

[minethree58]

1:46 i honestly, COULD NOT STOP laughing.

[Aonalion]

This is actually the first episode of this series I watched.

A friend of mine linked me to the 1:30 part.

And thus it began.

[zJJGBz]

@Aonalion omg same i wish i found this ages ago :D

[ShadowLord32]

Man, boss fights are so much more boring with the music.

[dylbarton]

What is wrong with jessie?

[DrPotatoPerson]

Now that there is wire we can make colapsable sky bridges

[PugandOwn]

Jesse: "shot him in his mou-outh!"

Me: HE IS A GODAMN MOUTH!!!

[MrRJSTALEY]

@PugandOwn no hes an eye...

[Mattebubben]

TB and Jesse Should have a talk show.

[kh2rules15]

@IHazardIGaming they use a video editing program to put the picture over the video before they upload it

[ForTheKill3434]

8:46 look to the left of the arena and at the grass. says 69.

[epicness8524]

@ForTheKill3434 it says it around 4:30 aswell to the right

[johnreasons2]

@ForTheKill3434 Speaking of immaturity...

[PcProGamer999]

@ForTheKill3434 and 66 :l

[kingjohn219]

@ForTheKill3434 YOU PERVERT. ONLY A TRUE PERVY WOULD SEE THAT!

[habbala9669]

@kingjohn219 a true pervert also has sex with little boys and dress them up in stockings and spank them with hard spaghettis and nailing his nipples to jackson pollock paintings. Just sayin, they have feelings ya know

[gempogi115]

@ForTheKill3434 where?

[jmannunez]

@gempogi115 Its the grass, to the left of the structure. The way it curves it looks like "69" lol i cant believe he noticed.

[Aztekninja123]

@ForTheKill3434 How do you notice that!? :O

[lawlor7100]

@ForTheKill3434

took me 2 tries to find that finally noticed how to blades of grass looks like a 6 and one blade of grass goes in on intself to make a 9

[MisterAnimann]

Get Jesse a goddamn grappling hook already...

[MinecraftSobber]

O.o

[mrkillerbott]

@MinecraftSobber well put, well put.

[litningguy1]

@MinecraftSobber hey its jonguy remember?

[FlashToones]

Jesse is AWSOME XD

[Vortexox]

60% of they wood goes for Wood Platform

[DemonHide]

That song was great. Polearm machete, haha... Who would actually have one of these things, much less readily available online and at affordable prices?

Well, apparently, Cold Steel does. So I guess if you want one, you can check them out? And they have actual spears, too. I'm not a sales rep, just sharing some info with folks. Point is, they're out there if you want some.

[CookieHunterX]

@DemonHide Sounds like it to me....

[DemonHide]

@CookieHunterX okayguy.jpg

[AccessTheGamer]

the intro picture is a highly accurate depiction of this entire series... minus the flying limbs and jesse cox pancakes

[midlifecrisi]

I love the way that Jesse has blocked up a hole in his castle with ebonstone. These guys really do not know what forces they are working with...

[AnimeJunkey71]

Jesse.... The anime thing. It's getting a little offensive.

[SmilinStylin]

Dingus.....lol



[MrFlycoop]

has anyone noticed the green slime in the water next to the battle arena that has been there every episode

[MrOverWhelmed]

Jesse Cox is a Pedofile, and likes Children.

[Tyrandian]

It costs 30 copper to see Jesse's penis for one second according to this video.

[bellboy111]

ROOF PARTAY!

[MrWasjig]

<3 Jesse's laugh

[Svenskiii]

Whats the vid they're talking about? about the raiding.. :)

[MCOmegaX123]

Fujimora Pantsu? Does Jesse realize he's saying "Fujimora Panties"?

...Knowing him, probably he does.

[Krascth]

SHOOT HIM IN THE EYE!

[killeramoeba101]

On 17:55, a little slime in the bottom-left corner is drowning XD

[TheMGIvideos]

@killeramoeba101 there is no 17:55

[killeramoeba101]

@TheMGIvideos I meant 4:55 :)

[skilltone4]

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR YOUR NEW CAR?!

[Leapardfur]

@skilltone4 $14.99!!!!

[TheMotorhead30]

@skilltone4 30 COPPER!!!!

[imegalovehalflife]

there are 10 mil plp in world of warcraft cuz chuck norris allows them to live? and then epic terraria vid..........best vacation day EVER

[XXCreed]

Ha, Jesse mentions a polearm machete, its funny to me because in tb and jesse's dead rising co-op, jesse fails at making a pole arm because he tried using a bowie knife instead of a machete

[PainfulGames]

Penis joke lol

[bantartius]

i cant stop laghing :DDDDDDDDDDD

[bantartius]

so good joke at 1:50

[GmodPlusWoW]

Remember to tell Jesse that he can upgrade a Flintlock by combining it with 30 Meteorite Bars and 10 Fallen Stars. That will yield the Space Gun, which uses Mana to shoot instead of spending money on bullets. It'd be wise to build up a good Mana bar before bussing out the Space Gun, though.

HOWEVER, don a complete set of Meteor Armour and the Space Gun uses up 0 Mana and deals more damage, so remember to tell Jesse to invest in Meteor Armour and the Space Gun, for wonderous results.

[TheDiscoFrost]

I bet TB doesn't want people on the server because he's afraid someone's gonna grief

[TheOriginalQwazzy]

the wang joke shoulda been the spear

[i3ubbleTea]

Dear TB, You sound like the sniper from TF2.

[morgenix123]

Is it 14,99 or 40,99?

[morgenix123]

Sometimes its 14,95 and sometimes its 14,99 ?

[TheSecond2nothing]

Jesse is awesome Tb is just annoying i cant believe hes on it should just be jesse it would more fun that way i hate Tb

[GormathiusFilms]

@TheSecond2nothing nah, we need someone jesse can annoy.

[LeonRPD1990]

jesse is awsome at sining anime theme songs!! XD

[googlaser]

demented laughing O_>

[epicshotty]

god damn cloud gaming

[SpiritofrockinKids]

welcome to the Dead Mines!!!!

[mrpepermentman]

2d mindcraft

[cotec90]

That...guy...is...mindsick...

[crazybarthem]

@cotec90 i gues he is idd

[Alforbia]

They should put doors in the sides of the arena...

[mookmoocow]

also repeatedly click the timer in my other coment for weird sound

[mookmoocow]

thumbs up if you saw that they missed pinkey 7:12

[aKritikus]

i can go to flat :D

[LoveVampire]

What happened to # 25?