Huliganov's "Smoke gets in your eyes"

[123popbottles123]

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[Ken34556]

It's simple. IF someone lights up in a restaurant next to you just walk over to them and rip out a big fart. When they complain just tell them they started it but at least your fart won't cause cancer.

[usenetposts]

Ha hah! Funnily enough I was thinkning of getting a T shirt printed "If you don't smoke, I won't fart"

[daddysangel90]

exactly right!!!!

[merrymiles]

4.45

[bikerfighter22]

just because you are saying that i would blow smoke right in your face if i ever saw you

[usenetposts]

Well, that would be an assault, as far as I am concerned. I might retaliate by projectile vomiting straight down your throat, and you don't know where I've been.

[p12bat]

LOL! Go for it Dave!

[usenetposts]

Heh heh. Did you get the Fight Club reference?

[lordmoggy]

anyone for a smoke? hahaha ;p

[usenetposts]

yeah, you don't even smoke.

[lordmoggy]

lol thats right viktor i dont ;p here in australia its banned everywhere except the home ;p

i love it the power of the people who dont smoke :)

[Ivanhoe2]

Good cause,,,the British ban begins July 1st 2007

[usenetposts]

They're lucky. And it's some good news to offset the start of the Brownist junta takeover.

[lyssus]

Bravo Huliganov! :) Good cause :)

[usenetposts]

Thanks, lyssus!

[t1cTacJ0e]

this made me smoke a pack of 20. what a fucking asshole this guy was :|

[usenetposts]

Here's a knife, maybe you'd like to cut your nose off to spite your face while you're about it?

[corronco]

I completely agree with you! I stopped smoking two years ago, but anyway I was a very considerate smoker, because I didn't smoke at home or where children or no-smokers live. In italy you can't smoke in restaurants, cinemas, supermarkets, banks or public places in general. Hope you'll sing it using new lyrics. Have fun!

[kenbank]

Smoking has not been allowed in any public building in California including, of course, restaurants, for some time now. I don't smoke and now I hardly have to think about smokers although there are still plenty of them around. The smokers whom I know are very considerate ones as they obey the law without complaint.

[usenetposts]

I will agree that all the smokers I know *personally* are cultured people, and make sure they don't smoke when I'm around. But then, like you I dare say, I tend to mix with nice people. Unfortunately, though, even in quite expensive restaurants you do get people without that level of culture. If every smoker was like the ones I can think of, we wouldn't need to be campaigning for smoke-free restaurants.

[hawaiianmuse98]

I think some smokers are inconsiderate from our perspective because they believe that whatever is good for them is good for us and that they have as much right to smoke as we do to have clear air. The fact remains that smoking is a dirty habit that is plainly harmful. If it wasn't (still) generating millions in tax revenues I think that governments would have considered restrictions on it decades ago.

[kennewicksheri]

I now want you to sing your 'new version'.. pretty pretty please.

And we agree with you about smoking in restaurants..husband (the one who doesn't have a girlfriend, ((well, I don't think so)) but loves Roger Whittaker's LAST FAREWELL) has allergies, and we often, in the past have had ro move or leave when smoke fills the room. You are wonderful, my Friend!

[usenetposts]

You are very kind. I'll leave it to anyone who fancies that bit of fun to record it with my new words and post it as a video response! I can send the backing track if needed :-)

[VictoriaWinters]

I never thought about this song in quite that way!It certainly puts a new light on it. You are correct about smoking!

[usenetposts]

Thanks, Victoria!