IGN Daily Fix, 9-9: Dark Tower Movies/TV & Google Instant!

[Fulk50552]

So Twilight gets a movie, And stephen kings best book series still didnt get one?

Wow hollywood is really stuiped....

[LunescaZanJari]

IGN - misinformed at every opportunity.

[beloit22]

uh....what happened.?!! THE DARK TOWER THING NEVER HAPPENED !!

[rsthrice]

im typing with one hand..

[ronaldkeithcooper]

it will probably have screech, or someone from wings or i would be excited too.

[samvanzeeland]

jake = justin bieber hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that was a joke

[HARRYCANE187]

@samvanzeeland

bad joke...

[DcTheLeet]

Pause at 0:58

LOL!

[Toro953]

if that girl was relatively unattractive she would have had 0% chance of getting that job. sad world isnt it? but then again, I dont want to watch an ugly girl talk

[beloit22]

@Toro953 UGLY GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!

[bestkid2323]

You don't suck! Your awesome

[newyorkmets7and5]

Omg I totally share your excitement Jess! Good to know their are some DT fans as crazy as I am! =D

[20Komrad]

you sex girl.I LOVE YOU

[awiseguy86]

all of you shut the fuck up Dark Tower is nigh

[MsRachelHalpin]

@awiseguy86 You are indeed a wise guy sai.

[Jaahbify]

@MsRachelHalpin Hi guy, try high thai pie

[MsRachelHalpin]

@Jaahbify The Dark Tower Is Nigh Sai! =O

[tcdahn7]

Watching this made me... yup I did..right in my pants

[rootboyslim]

she can suck me on a daily basis

[bootysweat44]

@33kush yeah we will suck big ones...bigger tits than jessica"s that is lol

[maghulled]

the man in black fled across the desert. and the gunslinger followed

[msmiley94]

@maghulled Best opening to a book ever

[thedon420333]

@maghulled This desert is the apotheosis of all deserts.

[MarkoSrbija01]

nice Tattoo o your arm jess :)

[sniperghost83]

fuck...

[Shinzoken]

The Dark Tower will blow up your minds !

[wojciechanaage]

enjoy seeing that full edition regarding that video in avatz (dot) net change (dot) to .

[Vectornyi]

I just hope they'll change the goddamn ending

[Darkinsigniosis]

Roland would not approve of your oestrogenic outbursts. You have forgotten the face of your father.

[Afliss92]

@Darkinsigniosis thankee sai

[Darkinsigniosis]

@Afliss92 Long days and pleasant nights to you, sai.

[rfaler]

@Darkinsigniosis

You win the award for funniest Youtube comment ever :P

[Darkinsigniosis]

@rfaler I don't know, I've heard some really funny ones.

[godzira031]

ps-ex

[aremo12]

jessica is soooo....face palm

IGN:

Rule N30, N31 plz

[thomasmovesinc]

you do not suck, a girl who play video games and is hot dose not suck

[SrRosado]

How much does she suck on a daily basis?

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

you do suck, jess, but in the good way that makes men happy

[TerranicaX]

miss the old google page. :(

[jsjcc26]

Google instant is pretty lame..

But Jess is awesome.

[SpyengoEen]

LONG DAYS AND PLEASANT NIGHTS! YAY!

[WraShadow]

When you're natural and happy like in this one, you rock skies. But when you have to do daily fix as a job and still smile doesnt look that good (but doesnt suck xD). You're awesome girl and host too :)

Google instant sucks, dont see the point in some stuff they do.

Jess Chobot <3

[jerumpl]

fuck google!

[GumboLess]

i cant unsee that... 

[santisabogo]

jess, youre too hot

[JOAOPENICHE]

you dont suck

[33kush]

whoever says jessica chobot sucks can go suck big ones. thumbs up to give jessica some love

[ingofreak]

@33kush lol, you'Re gay.

[perttybeta]

@33kush Oh I can give her some love.......

[GiantTurtleWave]

@33kush I'd giv jessica more than love B)

[marcusnns]

someone got knottet yesterday.

[Podbursky]

lol chobot is not even that hot 

[thumperger]

google instant FTF

[porkinmycorkhole]

google instant sucks, I hate it

[crazyguitardude666]

@blizzarox doubt it

[Nugchampa2]

Jessica Chobot... will you marry me!!! 

[MrAngelpulido]

Jessica did you draw the triforce on your left wrist

[ObtrusiveDave]

Skynet

[CLAUDIU88888888]

u suck ... if u know what i mean :))

[edder02]

when she said"its a little creepy" we all know what she means!

[TadRaunch]

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

[CoenCritcho]

u suck btw ill tell u tmoz ASWELL

[Reaper0]

Google Instant = SkyNet

[BlackVanillaBoy]

niice tatto there jesica ahh

[reaperofhell666]

God Damnit! i thought she had the deathly hallows tattoo on her wrist but sadly when i paused i found out i was mistaken... only thing left to do now is kill myself.

[mangetout]

The bit where she says dear god is super sexy.

[happylee02]

OMFG!!! ABOUT TIME!

[oIIBLACKOUTIIo]

you suck ^^

[PinkyBeany]

rotflol at david hoffs ad ;D

[arsening]

i always found dark tower got boring after like the 3rd book ... (after the train book)

[serbmafioso3]

OHH SHE SUCKS ON A DAILY BASIS

[JAYRASH123]

click 0:01 to skip adds :)

[dendraver]

FUCKING ADS!!!!!!!!!!!

[madwog01]

lol at hoffs ad

[hubert139]

tly u sux on daily basis ... wow meaby i will even fly to usa to get some :)

[BloodScorchedSun]

her sucking on a daily basis, so true

[Oger157]

Jessica triforce tattoo ftw 2:14

[bigbob1234345]

yep jess does suck my nipple on a daily basis, then she says i think your dicks better and i agree with her.

[Yggor]

you're great jessica!qq

[hardyzdxrulez]

jess you do suck.....my cock

[TheXpected2]

Jess sucks on a daily bases!

[jim1621]

@adolfigo wow how much of a phag are u like rely u know its sad when some one has to say homo as their best disse and no im not gay. But apparently u are why do u keep talking about dark towers unless u have no balls like horse dick.mpg and if u dont know were thats from ur more of a loser than i thought. Im going to be the mature one here because i actually have a life. Im not replaying to u again why because i actually have a life and im not going to waste it with a phag who has an over ego.

[adolfigo]

@jim1621 dude you start this, SO you stay dumbass...., you DON'T have a life asshole, you are the archetypal lonely old man who reply online comments, its lame, its very sad...., jess chobot can defend by herself sissy boy, that is for sure chump, she don't need a bold, virgin, fat bastard like you pops... and i know you wanna meet my dark tower cause you just don't wanna let it go...

[dakillaiskewl]

wtf? message to all ppl who have something to say bout jessica

GET A FKIN LIFE AND I BET U NEVER KISSED A GIRL!

IGN plz dont remove comment :)

[telanis9]

Jessica Chobot sucks my dick on a regular basis.

[Atheistprimate]

I get excited when i see Jessica excited.

[xLastxTemplarx]

Is it just me, or Jessica seems high starting the previous episode of Fix? :D

[blazeglover]

I'm Already Using google instant and its badazz

[mnoed]

heheh, you suck 10 dicks on a daily basis.

[MrSilentwolf21]

you do suck jessica

[pokefan9000]

lol i still have a working psx though its the small original version from when it was ps1

[slike101]

suck alot of dick.

[mqsd1989]

does anyone know how to go back to the old sunscription page for youtube? oh yeah the google instant is going to fail

[Preacher65]

Dark Tower FTW!  Fucking A!

[PSTripl3]

i hate the new google instant

[gohito456]

you're Awesome!!!!

[ShadowXRougeXEver]

Suck... what? lol

[Paul12560]

Damn you guys are assholes to Jessica Chobot. I think she does a good job on the daily fix and IGN Strategize.

[CleverDjembe]

@Danngoow

"Two" fail.

[america0wns]

2:14

The tattoo..........

[SupremeGameslord]

She certanly seems happy...unless it's sarcasm of sorts.

My guess is that it's later.

The only anoying thing about Jess is that she is not doing any video reviews of videogames.

[DeadHero14]

YESSSSS!!!!! I love the dark tower books :D

[Vininn126]

She sucks alright..... Oooooooooooooooh yeah

[jamzz13]

@Vininn126 was looking for this. nice one.

[LordRaymondx]

Lol she is so excited.

[AarinHikaKao]

"How much I suck at a daily basis"

*giggles*

[Dragonball4eva]

God, she's annoying...

[Drogsboy98]

I got a ad with david hassel hoff chatting up a fan and like wind fan thing.

[leeshawbrown]

Google instant is awesome

[whiteboie79]

why is this bitch so excited about this shit, its really annoying

[whiteboie79]

why is this bitch so excisted about this shit, its really annoying

[MrShittyG]

I'm quite sure that she does suck someones dick in the IGN for that job

[TheSleazySaint]

You don't suck Jessica, but you should suck...my dick

[xCypres]

more importantly, 9-9-2010 was the 11th birthday of the Dreamcast

[lewisjay1]

You suck alot......

[PandaJack555]

chobot suck yeah but not in the way she was thinking

[skuat3]

wow she's been smoking before the daily fix..cool

[Zeldaschampion]

It's nice to finally see the dark towers come to the movies and I am glad Ron's team is behind it. I just hope the tv series doesn't drag it down in bad quality.

[AnarchynewRepublic]

my god she said : feel free to tell me how much i suck at the daily bases :\ dont those retards stop saying that my god shes just a hot girld that doesnt mean she sucks d*ck and why would she suck in her work ! jessica ur awesome anyway :\

[MonterreyLegend]

can u suck my kiss on a daily baisis. ?

[jeff598]

@WormEatsBeefl yeah...mine

[496smiffy]

@jeff598 you wish.

[jeff598]

@496smiffy i kno rite

[Grohlvana]

@WormEatsBeefl

Lol. Pure, uncut, lol.

[Zum345]

@WormEatsBeefl you know what i hope she is a lesbian so all the fanboys will have to shut up. and hope she dosnt do porn

[Guitarfreak496]

jessica chobot doesnt suck at all haha!!! =)

[Zeldaschampion]

@Guitarfreak496 lol

[Seandogg96]

GOOGLE INSTANT IS AN INSTANT FAIL!!!!

[Vilemk0]

More boobage please.

[WirelessPartier]

Google Instant is already here in the UK if you are using MOZILLA FIREFOX, instead of Internet Explorer 8

[Renafuse]

Google is the next SKYNET...

[zaratustra06]

Jess please talk more about sucking.

[PWNGEoftheGODS]

I am not rejoicing. This is the worst news. I don't understand how any fan of the Dark Tower series could be happy for this.

[xxChromeDaggerxx]

@PWNGEoftheGODS how? awesome book series and now you can enjoy it as a film or prove just how shit movie representations of books are?

[AkimboJoe]

@PWNGEoftheGODS

Well there is something nice about the obscure thing you love getting a chance to break into the mainstream. Sure the odds are they might screw it up but if it all goes well it might become as much a part of the public consciousness as like starwars. At least it's getting that kind of shot. I mean wouldn't that be cool? I know if they made a movie of say, Berserk I'd have a little dread and a little excitement so I understand. But just try to be optimistic about it.

[ThatsHowWeeRoll]

u suck alot on a daily basis if you know what i mean

[leonidash15]

Dear God I am SO ACTING!!! :]

[matei61]

lol dear god i'm so exited

[WastelandGaming]

lool she has the zelda tattoo

[magodeoz187]

@WastelandGaming triforce

[sanzoghun]

Thank god I can type fast and won't be getting anything retarded mid search

[MrRetlav]

Yes... tell her how much she sucks on a daily basis *hint hint*

[EpicRoflWaffle]

Google instant is going to fail if you are searching for cocktails

[adibchelala]

@EpicRoflWaffle Hahahaha I lol'd hard, good one!

[jaydog207]

@EpicRoflWaffle supriseingly ...it doesn't O_o

[DEvil123768]

yore cool jess

[paulusrantala]

2:00 thats what she said... wait what?

[beastis435]

ive never read dark tower...

must be crap =P

[maximator100]

triforce tattoo wow your cool 

[ZackOtterson]

Triforce tattoo FTW

[thenerdherd2007]

Is that a Triforse I see on your wrist????

[Xndingo11]

she does suck on a daily basis

[andu1337]

Google enslaving humanity?

Google=Skynet

[IIiSawII]

Fuck Jess and the Hoff