My Nuts Itch

[Deathclok]

Why is it that they were reading one of the longest procurement of rights to be read? I've never heard of one so long. It seems like they read it cause it would be long to read, and knew the guy would be tortured

[fockmenofocku]

this needs more views,SO FUNNY!

[GenoBoss]

Torture at its finest hour!!!!

[zedsenblurk]

im glad im not that guy

[UptownTJ1]

Will you scratch my nuts lmaooo

[miocynar]

@MrGrindpower He totally has crabs....nobody's nuts itch like that unless they have the crabs.

[dianabrunette]

LMAO

[9000Platinum]

I think his nuts itch.

[ldegoes]

dfghjkl;

[CSUbKlushirt]

LMAO this is too funny, jus let him scratch his nuts lmao

[xIegionx]

@moonshotsean naw if they gave him a breath test they'd just bring it to his mouth

[swiftkillz]

my nuts dawg

[AdorzAaliyahSince94]

he sounds like the struttin that ass guy!

[XxgoetfacexX]

@AdorzAaliyahSince94 lol for reals!

[daffy2u]

Sounds like you slept with a nasty slut Holmes!

[dangmama820]

This is handsdown THE funniest thing on Youtube....I just Cried laughing. There's no way I could have been there and stayed professional. I would've had to walk away and have my partner finish.

Man, I wish this tape was in Color and HD.

[phdseuss]

@dangmama820 and my favorite that no matter how many times i watch it .... always have me laffin so hard that i be cruin too.....

[phdseuss]

@phdseuss i always be cryin too

[voortreker]

will ya scratch my nuts!

[SteelRocker]

Damn! They itch!

[HusaneFata1]

this dude really really needs a web redemption... if hes still alive!! tosh would scratch his nuts and give him a custom nut scracher so this type of injustice never happens again. In America a man should be free to scratch his nuts no matter what! This is clearly a case of  police brutality. he is the next Rodney King!

[crackalackin28]

Looking like a fool with your nuts so itchy

[gd34n]

old school torture

[Adeel2k11]

Failblog just got a hold of this video lol it willl go up to a million views

[MobHeataEnt]

fucking bum take a shower 

[DekaBlz]

Geez... the man was shaken he had to scratch so bad...!

That cop no compassion. LoL

[RandoManiac19]

why dont the cop just be a man and scratch the poor man's nuts....even if he wasnt cuffed he'll probly be too drunk to scratch em himself:)

[BONETHUGS4LIFE9]

THEY ITCH!!! lmao hahaha

[valloryb]

funnyyyyyy!!!!

[Zarklon22]

omg hilarious

[prosperabovehaters]

the police guy that was talking started to laugh

[fordsuckbigtime]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[ddmflame1]

oh my god this made my day

[supressorgrid]

Cooties can be a bitch!

[esegrifo]

damn this is funny!!!!! this will get u laughing even on a bad day any time!!!

[Xpois0nx]

LOL that would be me if i was a cop i would be laughing my ass off haha

" will ya scratch em for me ? "

[1eat]

ma ma ma nuts itch

[cazparker1]

Look man, Lets be real! When your nuts itch, the ONLY thing thats going to work is sticking your own hand down there and scratching the shit out of them! This video is funny! But this is police brutally baby ! lol.

[vgagnaniin]

Cops : Due to your combative nature we are not going to do the..uh

Itchy Nuts: WONT SCRATCH MY NUTS !

Cops: No !

LMAO

[mydeardiaries]

I am itchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[animegirlluvsmusic]

You talk like yoda! ^_^

[MooPoo126]

hahahah xD

[BudPewtie]

Whenever I'm having a bad day I watch this and it never fails to cheer me up and make me laugh. Cuz at least I'm not in jail and my nuts don't itch.

[miclovin15]

just like poke em witha stick or sumthing

[RBAvidoes]

my nuts itch can u itch them no no sir

[CallofDutyFilms02]

If they Itch, They are dirty.

[VigisKane]

LMFAO

will you sctrach my nuts

LOL

[estefany323]

LMFO HE DOESNT GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE COP IS READING ALOUD TO HIM HE's JUST LIKE MY NUTS ITCH CAN I SCRATCH LOL DO YOU WANNA SCRATCH MY NUTS

[rajjajinn]

this here clip had me in stiches. . . .i can't remeber the last time i laughed so hard. thanks whoever posted this video. you're going to have to come up with a new term tp describe this. . . .hilarious doesn't do it justice. LOL

[BrownEyedPrincess4]

'This aint funny!" Lmao. This guy is crazy. xD

[lesserdrake]

They Itch!

will you scratch my nutts?

can i scratch my nutts?

[WhyYouSo]

Hahhaa...he probably has crabs :-x

[shattersoul468398]

hahaha wtf you talking about WhyYouSo...what do you mean crabs he is so eww he may have lobsters

[WhyYouSo]

LOL...I wrote that before I saw what was written beneath the title of the video...Crab Attack LOL LOL LOL :-P

Gawwd, you're right...he may have lobsters, mussels, crabs and everything else! LMAO!

[lfayte]

can...can...can..iscratch my nuts

[mwr0585]

Omg priceless props to the cop for keeping it together for as long as he did

[cgrice100]

hahahahaha lmfao

[sweetscoot]

THEY ITCH!

[fordsuckbigtime]

what are talking about

[UberBen56]

You should always be thankful for what rights you have. Some people aren't allowed to even scratch their nuts.

[yzzn]

hahahha

[c00lproductions]

priceless

[xXtHeDeAdLyCoWxX]

EPIC ROFL

[aparker22418]

OMG this cracks me up every time!

[Dave2Downesy]

Buy the nuts magazine?

Listen to the music video made by two readers on my channel!

Even promoted on the nuts website, so it's almost official ;)

[torpedohorst]

this is so fucking hilarious!

'...won't scratch my nuts?' :D

[shitfacedrunkguy]

hahahahahahahah, i cant stop luaghing!

[micheleprincess]

it´s timeless, every single time...

[micheleprincess]

it's timeless, every single time.... jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajaja...

[krisarnott]

I've watched this about 20 times and i still cry with laughter everytime, too funny. Just let the man scratch his nuts

[pepperlolipops]

i think he hid somethin in there :P

[MissCheekyCow]

cant stop laughing

[Iheartcoca13]

this makes my day.

"do you want to take the test?"

"NO"

[Hallaatmeiight]

if i was that cop i could have never kept my face straight that long lolololololol!!!!!!

[TheClodfather]

Lol.. he trying to scratch his nuts with his legs..

Don't give the poor guy a refusal, his nuts itched :(

[ssmly360]

Buyin' a Beer $10

Being caught dranking and driving $25

Being charged with D.U.I. $100

Being able to scartch his NUTS:.....................PRIC­ELESS

[thexsocialxmop]

"...to determine the alchohal content of your blood, and/or breath."

"Hey, my nuts itch. Can i scratch 'em real quick?" LOL

[bonebrizzle82]

lololol... he doing the "crank that itchy nuts"!!! lol.. even the police are laughing

[sexi5291]

damn. THEY ITCH!!!!!! is he doin a 2 step like wat da hell??!! lmao

[itunes07]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!

[BrownShuga1213]

lol this is 2 funny!!!! Its hilarious how tha officer is laughin and when tha man says "THIS AINT FUNNY!!" lol =) loved it

[mbsunlimited]

unreal!

[Undecision]

LOL! I saw this on The World's Dumbest Criminals. My favorite part is when he asks the trooper to scratch his nuts for him.

But really, you've got to feel bad for him, I mean the man was in pain. Scratch his nuts, let him scratch his nuts. XD

[bdunn999]

"THIS AINT FUNNY!!"

yes it is. i can't stop laughing even though i've seen it a lot of times.

[Dmasterman]

"No no sir, due to your combative nature Mr. ****, We're not going to uh, do the uh... "

"Won't scratch my nuts??"

"No w..where not gonna do that. More physical performance exercises"

"Can I... Can I... Can I scratch my nuts?"

"Sir.."

[marc4556]

MY NUTZ ITCH!!! CAN U SCRATCH EM FOR ME!

[beardlove]

I thought the police were to serve and protect. Wouldn't scratching his nuts be categorized as "serving."

[TheThomasShow]

Its getting pretty bad when a guy cant even scratch his nuts when state troopers are around what happened to civil liberties man something is serious with the USA these days

[BigJuicyx3]

My nuts itch, can I scratch 'em real quick?

[oredroc21]

fuck the police

[iluvtopetpuppys]

this one gets me everytime!

[whb1965]

they itch.. lmao... you scratch em for me??? lmao.. roflmao

[eselteee]

I think one of the funny things about this video -- besides the obvious -- is the cop laughing.

[eselteee]

Top 5 videos on all of YouTube. Hill-f-ing-larious!

[Dmasterman]

Out of all the cops this guy gets arrested by, he gets arrested by a cop who wants to read the detailed copy of what happens when you drink and drive. XDDD

[TheClodfather]

Aw, come on, my nuts eeyitch!

[Shorigun]

Someone scratch the poor guy's nuts!

[newcombj11111]

GAY

[iSkateBoard10]

can ... cann... can i cracth my nuts?? lol!! ill do that if i get arrested :D

[Hollgam]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[fordsuckbigtime]

that was funny i laugh so hard

[VisualAssassyn]

Poor guy...they should let em scratch his balls...that's messed up..lol lol lol lol

[dakota6874]

Almost fell out of my damn chair laughing!!! Somebody scratch the poor dudes nuts already!!!

[Joey9012]

"you wont you scratch my nuts"

"ca..can I scratch my nuts?"

[koolymoskool]

this is some funny ass shit REAL TALK

good vid

[fordsuckbigtime]

that one was sooooooooooooooooooo funny i laugh really hard and so much lol

[fordsuckbigtime]

If I was there i would have laught my ass off big time this video is so funny hahahahahaha

[gotactical]

I feel sorry for him, they should let him itch his balls..

[gotactical]

I feel sorry for him, they should let him itch his balls..

[DeadmanDave]

I love to see drunk drivers suffer.

I hate drunk drivers!

This guy is a drunk driver.

Police should have left the cuffs on him when they put him in his jail cell.

[dohugsXXnotdrugs]

Lmao.

[fordsuckbigtime]

when i first saw this I laugh my butt off and this is the most funniest this every i saw even time i watch this i laugh really hard funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny really

[jmaas411]

poor bastard all he wanted to do was scratch his nuts.

[fordsuckbigtime]

yeah they should have let him scartch his nuts and i thought this was sooooooooooo damn funny

[lendial]

LOLLl

[pepeYjuana]

theyz awn fiyah!

[brautigan1]

this seriously made my nuts itch. Thank god I wasn't cuffed.

[fatpatch16]

let the poor guy itch his nuts

this is america people

[askemeaboutmywiener]

hes doing the "itchy nut" dance. weve all been there. well. the dudes at least.

[SmackThatWhat]

hahahahahaaahah!!!!!!

[SmackThatWhat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[mythkw]

Wont scratch my nuts .. ??

police brutality ...

[supremejoseph]

My nuts itch right now thank god I can rub them LOL!

[mowdowndafaces4]

I feel sorry for that man, that's hell on earth

[MadMartigan1978]

Ha Ha Ha Ha... This is really Funny!!!

[Brianeddie666]

Nope, have never had crusty balls,,,will let you know if i ever do!

[freespeachrulez]

Any of you guys ever had that crusty ball thing, where like flakes of skin fall off and they get hard, and like ..well shit you know what I am talking about? I used a new kind of conditioner and then my balls like started getting flakey..they itched something fierce. I thought they were shedding their skin.

[Brianeddie666]

For the love of GAWD wont someone scratch this poor bastard's nutz?

No one will help a guy out?

[yakamahama1]

i love it when he says "this ain't funny" ha ha ha cops laughin to

[Brianeddie666]

DAMN! Those crabs were snipping HARD that night! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[sorich]

This reminds me of the time I dipped my nuts in coconut Oil!!!

[zivns92]

LMAO!!!

[singingdabluez]

Should they itch like that...that is pretty disconcerning!

[xman23214]

scratch his nuts please watching this makes my nuts itch lol

[xman23214]

lol im cracking up just tnkinhg bout this! i cant stop lol!! help me omfg i cant stop lol!!!! help me god!

[xman23214]

lol im cracking up just tnkinhg bout this! i cant stop lol!! help me

[jnmed1313]

Will somebody please scratch the man's nuts??

[CRAKIZGOOD]

They should call the Nut Scratcher :p

[GhostDye]

whahaha

[whatntarnation]

Shoot me now, but I crack up every time I watch this. I guess I'd do a little jig if my nuts were itchin' too. The cop crackin' up makes it even better.

[noleit]

Jwells would scratch his nuts

[sk8ingonfire]

Lol

[turntapzap]

crabs

[Jazzguts]

They better give him a chemical that will make the Nut itching dissappear else they'll be standin talkin to this chap till 7 in the morning,then he wont have no nuts left at all,Victor.

[ReneeThomasMusic]

LOL Victor!! You are silly lol...

[Jazzguts]

Like makin some fun sometimes Renee,like that policeman can't hold back his laughing,I can imagine that soo well in sutch a situation,greets Victor.

[ULtiMaTeMusiCFacTorY]

rofl

[DanielakaBigd]

bless his heart

[violoncellistar]

GoldBond!

[ReneeThomasMusic]

LMFAO!!!!!

[mia0899cs]

OMG! I am saving this to my favorites. I am still LMFAO!!!

[ReneeThomasMusic]

mia0899cs, isn't this the best?? I've watched like 20 times already lol...

[mia0899cs]

This is the best. I know every time I view it, it cracks me up! The police officers start chuckling at the end.

[matbroomfield]

For christs sakes, let the guy scratch his nuts! Of course he's bloody well combative!

[tkktkt]

WILL YOU SCRATCH MY NUTS?

[nympho09]

lmao..

[Snickers1976]

You wont scratch ma nuts? can i scratch ma nuts?

[HullHouseProductions]

That is my father reading the person's rights. No fucking lie, this was a great family video every time at Christmas.

[electrojones]

Great restraint by the coppers.

[strang3h]

Fukcin Crabman!

[katydid26]

Blahahaaaaaaaa!!!!

[kbud03]

Still laughin

[krapmesuk]

lol' scratch them for me

[ambien1337]

I'm crying I was laughing so loud!

[BLCKCLDCTD95]

fucking figures its in florida hahaha

[bigstretch100]

Must be sleeping with whores. LOL

[itzmykeeF0shO]

LOL fucking funny!!!

[syntaxburn]

that is absolutely great video there...gotta love the trooper who is laughing throughout..

[kewlhandluke]

for the love of GOD! can i just touch my own nuts!

[mvpdavid]

lmfao