if it were me and my baby pit, i would of bashed that goose's head on the motor until it stopped breathing! Call me an animal abuser if you want but also call me one with a temper...
I live in america and I fish at my neighbors pond and theirs a shit ton of them i road my dirtbike by one and the bitch attacked me so next time through i had my bat:P
stupid canadian geese....i hate them...i live in Ontario and these fuckers are the biggest assholes i've seen...they know that we're not allowed to do shit to them cause they're protected so they do whatever the fuck they want...they walk on the road and stop traffic for fun...they'll block sidewalks and if you try to go through they'll gang up on you and start to hiss...not to mention the fact that they'll try to fly low so they hit your head...stupid snobby bastards! >:|
@kd4adv are you a fucking retard I knew there would be one of you retards who love wild life and think animals are allowed to do whatever they like the goose was attacking his dog you shithead your lucky that wasn't me because I would have snapped. That fucking goose neck in a second
If it came on board with me, I'd let it ride until it wanted to leave. Some people are just hateful towards animals that have done no harm to people physically, just to their egos.
yes, i know its true,im not blaming on that man,im just saying that the animal insists and finally gets hurt,but the bird keeps trying,its amazing how brave they are defending their territory.
@carmicarajo Canadian Geese SUCK! These are very aggressive birds and are quite persistent and territorial. I give props to this guy in doing his best in trying to fend off the bird without intentionally hurting or killing the bird. If the bird was hurt, I don't think this guy intentionally harmed that bird. It was attacking his dog.
lol thatas funny-nice neck catch!!!! damn poor Daisy shoulda tore that fuker up!!!!! Funny shit. U hate to blow away a critter like that unless thats what yer after and prepared to "harvest" it-but damn after about the 3rd attack I mighta had to amend the dinner plans for that night!!! lol Good video!!
There Canadian geese - we've sent them all over the world. They're part of our military strategy to invade other countries, and find out how aggressive they are. They're are millions in the UK because they breed so fast. WW3 will be the UK attacking Canada because they're pissed off about our geese!
@ayemaya75 In an interview with the man that is holding the camera. He said that he thought the goose was trying to make his boat a nest. He did not injure the bird and he said he didn’t want to. When did he grab ahold of the birds wing? All I see is him grabing the birds neck. When you hear the goose making all of that noise the guy actually threw the goose off of his boat again. Then he started his boat as fast as he could so his dog stopped getting attacked. I don’t think the mate was there.
Thank you for responding. Happy to hear that he did not injure the bird. At 1:13 - 1:17 it appears that he grabbed it's wings and moved it. I did not see the neck being grabbed. lol. It was unclear to me if there was another bird, a mate, or if it was the same bird. From you, it sounds like the same bird.
This video appears as though you killed the bird, because at the end, after you grabbed it by its wings, you hear it squacking, then don't see it anymore - only the other bird (her mate) who chases your boat at the end.
You may have gotten close to eggs or something, and it (she) was protecting its territory by attacking the dog on the boat. Her mate was with her.
It was only protecting it's babies. You shouldn't have been messing with the eggs. Sorry to hear that it bit you but I hope that you did not injure the bird, but it sounds like it.
I'm only saying that you don't need to hurt ("grab its neck then process to hit its head on the boat then drown it") or kill it to protect your dog. It is an overreaction.
Their wings are the most dangerous. I've had these guys fly in my face. They'll murder innocent ducks, snipes, and other birds. They're a menace to biodiversity. I won't allow them on my property. Any goose that lands here is be a dead goose.
That is the dumbest owner... fair enough, throw it away like once or twice max, if it comes back then fucking kill the stupid fucking thing.... it really isn't that hard.
I saw this on t.v the goose is not crazy she was protecting her young or the eggs i forgot what was it the eggs or the ducklings but pretty funny though
my dog would have been the same way, then i would have said gethim and he would have grabed that goose, then i would have said here go and he would have ate him.
@ToonaKasseroll are you fucking kidding me? I'd get rid of the pussy dog and take the goose home. That thing is fucking epic, I dare say almost as epic as techno viking.
If that were my dog the goose would have been a totally gonner. She would have beat that goose's ass like a mutha fuckr. Hell no get the heck away. :P
i would hert it make sure it don't come back like:
brake its neck
kick it
punch it
but my dog would proberly bite it !!!
testittothelimit13 2 weeks ago
that goose must be terminator or something it doesnt stop lol
e 2 weeks ago
lol that goose LITERALLY is crazy
upload 2 weeks ago
That man handled that goose LIKE A BOSS
MysteriousWhiteWolf1 4 weeks ago
After the 3rd attack... that goose would have gotten the shit beat out of it.
mediarocker543 1 month ago
wow lol at least the dog was not as agressive as the goose she would of fucked it up
Mar093 1 month ago
"hold me back! hold me back!"
alkap555 2 months ago
suckers crazy!
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Do you hunt geese? If so, maybe the goose recognized the dog and was bent on revenge.
jjdiver 2 months ago
Dam dude I would have fucked up that goose man like slam is on the side of the boat and feed it to the dog.No goose will fuck with me.
Darkspirit526 2 months ago
I'd shoot the dog and take the goose home.
av8rdav 3 months ago
" GET... GET! "
LukeValentino 3 months ago
At time, there´s no war between both ^^ the Dog didn´t attack, becaurse
the Guy have´nd sayed: get him .
but nice ;) greetings from Germany to Ya! ***5up !
TheGolfballhuelsi 3 months ago
I cannot believe that thing followed you wtf
uwmbigb 3 months ago
if it were me and my baby pit, i would of bashed that goose's head on the motor until it stopped breathing! Call me an animal abuser if you want but also call me one with a temper...
:)
myriamrod 3 months ago 3
Fucking goose, kill it >:l
MuffinzRLife 3 months ago
we meet again 240p
LINKx12 4 months ago
It's simple just beat the goose's head on the floor three times and throw it into the water.
CrashLegend25 4 months ago
You threw away free diner.
Joowz 4 months ago
ringerrr!!!
borlaug07 4 months ago
I love that dog
elcangriblack 5 months ago
I live in america and I fish at my neighbors pond and theirs a shit ton of them i road my dirtbike by one and the bitch attacked me so next time through i had my bat:P
MrTurmoilprodigy 5 months ago
stupid canadian geese....i hate them...i live in Ontario and these fuckers are the biggest assholes i've seen...they know that we're not allowed to do shit to them cause they're protected so they do whatever the fuck they want...they walk on the road and stop traffic for fun...they'll block sidewalks and if you try to go through they'll gang up on you and start to hiss...not to mention the fact that they'll try to fly low so they hit your head...stupid snobby bastards! >:|
Blade025 5 months ago
break it neck
246baller 5 months ago
Look like some Hitchkok movie plot
HauntedOne18 6 months ago
@kd4adv are you a fucking retard I knew there would be one of you retards who love wild life and think animals are allowed to do whatever they like the goose was attacking his dog you shithead your lucky that wasn't me because I would have snapped. That fucking goose neck in a second
DoctorNambu 6 months ago
If that was me....
TheSoxnight 6 months ago
XDD Annoying goose.
Angeliclily 7 months ago
my dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg
ShamrockGorman 7 months ago
wheres the nintendo gun when you need it
hecmixalot 7 months ago 2
your poor dog had a look on her face of "What did I do? I'm minding my own business"
werewolfantipaladin 7 months ago
that dog is a cc if i was there ill let the goose eat the dog then keep the goose
libanon555 8 months ago
@libanon555 best reply so far
MajesticXII 3 months ago
the goose was dog i had it with u mf i gona fuck u up lol
libanon555 8 months ago
LOL wow after he threw him off the boat the goose decided to come back for more. Vengeful goose.
Jennifer1717 8 months ago
CRAZY AAASS GOOSE!!
spacetravelisboringg 9 months ago
should have put it under water for a good 30 seconds it would have learned fast dont fuck with my dog
fallenshawn 9 months ago
If it came on board with me, I'd let it ride until it wanted to leave. Some people are just hateful towards animals that have done no harm to people physically, just to their egos.
kd4adv 9 months ago
@kd4adv It was attacking his dog for no reason... What would you do!?!
TheZacle 7 months ago
@kd4adv I'm not going to let a goose sit there and suck on my dogs rump. Let's be real.
blackakuma 2 months ago
ducks says at the end ''u can run but u can't fly ill get you another day i'll fly by and shit on your face'' lol
benyaminvip 9 months ago
it looks fun throwing a goose :D haha kudos to you man for having compassion despite how much of an asshole this bird was and cute dog <3
vvelvettearss 9 months ago
lol I thought this was going to be a screamer but its not!
Callofduty4nub 9 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKEETRER33 10 months ago
yes, i know its true,im not blaming on that man,im just saying that the animal insists and finally gets hurt,but the bird keeps trying,its amazing how brave they are defending their territory.
carmicarajo 10 months ago
I would have cut it's frigin head off
9keillen 10 months ago
Canadian Geese SUCK!
tmf1977 10 months ago
My dog would've killed it!
symmastia 10 months ago
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carmicarajo 10 months ago
IN THE END, THE MAN HURTS THE GOOSE...YOU CAN SEE THAT ANIMAL CAN´T FLY ANYMORE...HE TRIES, BUE HE CAN NOT...!!
carmicarajo 10 months ago
@carmicarajo Canadian Geese SUCK! These are very aggressive birds and are quite persistent and territorial. I give props to this guy in doing his best in trying to fend off the bird without intentionally hurting or killing the bird. If the bird was hurt, I don't think this guy intentionally harmed that bird. It was attacking his dog.
tmf1977 10 months ago
Should've grabbed it by the neck and slammed it down on something hard.
khyoon14 10 months ago
@khyoon14 you're an evil sob
cearax3 7 months ago
lol thatas funny-nice neck catch!!!! damn poor Daisy shoulda tore that fuker up!!!!! Funny shit. U hate to blow away a critter like that unless thats what yer after and prepared to "harvest" it-but damn after about the 3rd attack I mighta had to amend the dinner plans for that night!!! lol Good video!!
vonkiser 10 months ago
Haven't seen anything so funny in a long time, thanks.
Znobyrd 10 months ago
should have put its had in the water for a while that would have got him straight
2CoolCJr14 10 months ago
haha what the hell is wrong with that goose. what a cool dog to just chill like that
HBlocal 10 months ago
sorry but that was just too funny....hahahahahaha
msga369 10 months ago
I am proud of you for not wringing its neck.
debbie1long 10 months ago
You had probably accidentally approached the goose's nest.
whenyouleastexpect 10 months ago 2
thats more horrifying than JAWS
tha1sorrow 10 months ago
poor dog^^ ..so funny ending ^^ run from a goose xDDDDDDD
progressive19 10 months ago
crazy assed goose- that sucker wont leave er alone.. dam. This suckers crazy.
Quality
that is one dosile dog. Some form of canine dementia?
JaguarEarlobe 10 months ago
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JaguarEarlobe 10 months ago
i'd have roasted it, geese are great to eat :)
MrBuckwilliam 10 months ago
i would have crucified it
mridulvishal 10 months ago
u should of killed it man
XxLaOBoyxX89 10 months ago
In a word Dinner!!!!!!
clarisd 10 months ago
I would have broken it's wing.
TheOnlyKarkar 10 months ago
There Canadian geese - we've sent them all over the world. They're part of our military strategy to invade other countries, and find out how aggressive they are. They're are millions in the UK because they breed so fast. WW3 will be the UK attacking Canada because they're pissed off about our geese!
IHearVoices2 10 months ago 17
@IHearVoices2 tard how do u kno ww3 is coming?
MrWoodywoodywoodywoo 6 months ago
My dog would probably kill it...... :)
jnssnable 10 months ago
Grab the neck and shove the head under water. Glubb,glubb,glubb...
Calgar88 10 months ago
if that was my dog goose would not be alive
stixHC 10 months ago
You are a very good tempered person to not kill that goose, cheers to you and your well behaved dawg!
Dehzee 10 months ago 24
break its fucking neck
AlexGDFOLK74 10 months ago
Hold my red check shirt while I save my dawg!
FioProHr 10 months ago
What a good doggy....this is the stuff my dogs dream of.....dinner jumping on the boat. LOL
Cjaz84 10 months ago
That's when you snap its neck and find out if they taste good.
eisenei 10 months ago
ima laugh when the goose "plays dead" after he throws it outta the boat lawls.
razaac13 10 months ago
WTF? Shred it in the outboard engine !
Onkelbenz123 10 months ago
your dog is a pussy
donkeycat324 10 months ago
@donkeycat324 aww leave her alone it's a female lab lol
Sickness796 10 months ago
i was rolling on the floor of laughing
jejeroy 10 months ago
@ayemaya75 In an interview with the man that is holding the camera. He said that he thought the goose was trying to make his boat a nest. He did not injure the bird and he said he didn’t want to. When did he grab ahold of the birds wing? All I see is him grabing the birds neck. When you hear the goose making all of that noise the guy actually threw the goose off of his boat again. Then he started his boat as fast as he could so his dog stopped getting attacked. I don’t think the mate was there.
1NecroSpawn 10 months ago
@1NecroSpawn
Thank you for responding. Happy to hear that he did not injure the bird. At 1:13 - 1:17 it appears that he grabbed it's wings and moved it. I did not see the neck being grabbed. lol. It was unclear to me if there was another bird, a mate, or if it was the same bird. From you, it sounds like the same bird.
ayemaya75 10 months ago
This video appears as though you killed the bird, because at the end, after you grabbed it by its wings, you hear it squacking, then don't see it anymore - only the other bird (her mate) who chases your boat at the end.
You may have gotten close to eggs or something, and it (she) was protecting its territory by attacking the dog on the boat. Her mate was with her.
ayemaya75 10 months ago
What happened to the bird?
ayemaya75 10 months ago
The only sad thing is that if his dog killed that bird, PETA would have been all over the owner.
FerretMochaLatte 11 months ago
that happened to my dog a year ago!!
my dog was rolling around in the mud at the lake and found goose eggs! her and i were messing with them, but the goose came and attacked us both!
my dog is super sweet so she was running away from it and when the goose bit me i kicked it XD
kawaiinokeita 11 months ago
@kawaiinokeita
It was only protecting it's babies. You shouldn't have been messing with the eggs. Sorry to hear that it bit you but I hope that you did not injure the bird, but it sounds like it.
ayemaya75 10 months ago
@ayemaya75
yeah, i realized it was our fault afterward and i really shouldnt have kicked it.. XD
kawaiinokeita 10 months ago
@kawaiinokeita
It sounds like you injured it, then. :(
At least you admitted it and hopefully, will not react that way again. lol
ayemaya75 10 months ago
@kawaiinokeita messing with them? ugh people these days
cearax3 7 months ago
poor gabby, shes such a sweet dog, shes my dad's friend's dog. She doesnt have a mean bone in her body!
killerbot101 11 months ago
FUCK YO COUCH! THAT'S MAH BOAT XD
Nerdhot 11 months ago
your dog should´ve shredded that bird!
Nudelsalatbomber 11 months ago
if that touched my dog I would grad its neck than process to hit its head on the boat than drown it..... dont touch my dog
captincool42 11 months ago
@captincool42
You sound mean.
ayemaya75 10 months ago
@ayemaya75 you sound like you like that goose
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I'm only saying that you don't need to hurt ("grab its neck then process to hit its head on the boat then drown it") or kill it to protect your dog. It is an overreaction.
ayemaya75 10 months ago
OMG...I'm at the library trying not to be too loud laughing...this is absolutely hilartious!!
zoniekat 11 months ago
The dog doesn't attack because dogs are pack animals, and they don't attack without permission.
I'm sure if the owner taught the dog to attack on command, that goose is dead.
bio2020 11 months ago
@bio2020 Yes, Mr. Doug taught Gabby to attack, idk y he didnt command at this moment though!
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wweking225 1 year ago
Everybody knows geese are pricks. That dog should've had half the sense to bite it.
minutemuse 1 year ago
Their wings are the most dangerous. I've had these guys fly in my face. They'll murder innocent ducks, snipes, and other birds. They're a menace to biodiversity. I won't allow them on my property. Any goose that lands here is be a dead goose.
RobbytheLion 1 year ago
I would have killed that fucking goose.
Dogs are more important than geese.
MikeEsex 1 year ago
@MikeEsex Please define what's important to you?
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A dog is definitely more important than a goose.
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MikeEsex 1 year ago
What was attracting the geese on the boat.. poor dog is a scary dog. don't count on him for protection !!!
if the geese comes back ,Just turn it's neck a few turns.
explorateurdesairs 1 year ago
i love how in the end he books it and the goose gives chase
tiramisu327 1 year ago
I think this shows how fucked up domesticated animals are in nature :L
THEDAVINATOR 1 year ago
1:55 Let's see if this bastard can do 90!
elbombastico69 1 year ago
Fucking hate geese.
Xyrofen 1 year ago
hahah taht was funny....but i wouldnt suggest killing goose. its probably being crazy...
xvdmrecords 1 year ago
That is the dumbest owner... fair enough, throw it away like once or twice max, if it comes back then fucking kill the stupid fucking thing.... it really isn't that hard.
yourmumgavemehead69 1 year ago
I would of killed it and said I hunted it.
joshdanielcarroll 1 year ago
Snap it fucking neck or slam it into the side of the metal boat or punch in the chest
DrSkippy112 1 year ago
kill that bitch!
BIKESTUNT46 1 year ago
I would have choked that stupid thing to death then ran it over with my boat
MissDtheoneandonly 1 year ago
I would've eaten Goose Pathé that night!
Leviwosc 1 year ago
I saw this on t.v the goose is not crazy she was protecting her young or the eggs i forgot what was it the eggs or the ducklings but pretty funny though
DarkAssassin198 1 year ago
if it was my dog it whould of been dead by the time it jumped on the boat
mrstagman1 1 year ago
you're doing it wrong. grab neck , shake, then breast and saute. this should have been the easiest single ever.
cr1oss 1 year ago
the goose has eggs somewhere there thats why she attacks or else shy gone crazy :P
eleszar1 1 year ago
dude is weird and the goose is funny. lol
xMoonlitNightx 1 year ago
I would've broken its' neck!
stigblue 1 year ago
@stigblue me too
xjunya15 1 year ago
my dog would have been the same way, then i would have said gethim and he would have grabed that goose, then i would have said here go and he would have ate him.
nicknashley09 1 year ago
I probably would've started swinging the goose by its neck though xD or held its head under water for a few seconds to freak it out.
ToonaKasseroll 1 year ago
@ToonaKasseroll are you fucking kidding me? I'd get rid of the pussy dog and take the goose home. That thing is fucking epic, I dare say almost as epic as techno viking.
MDisaster 1 year ago
@MDisaster Hahaha! I just got a hilarious visual of an attack goose.
ToonaKasseroll 1 year ago
Awww! What a good daddy that doggy has! :) She must adore you.
ToonaKasseroll 1 year ago
That dude is a fucking goose catchin' master. lol. He caught the goose by the neck mid-flight/attack like 3 fucking times. xD
0:48 LMAO
JustinR19 1 year ago
That goose would make a great watch dog (goose).
johnlvs2run 1 year ago
I would have grabbed a gun and shot that sucker.
cdutta1990 1 year ago
@cdutta1990
Sure you would have...
Romeowasbleeding1 1 year ago
lolz...your dog is such a pussy.
lher105 1 year ago
@lher105
The dog was trained not to attack geese
Virgil077 1 year ago
If that were my dog the goose would have been a totally gonner. She would have beat that goose's ass like a mutha fuckr. Hell no get the heck away. :P
mytruelover1357 1 year ago
LOL POOOR DOG!
HaloRulez2323 1 year ago
Labs are gentle doggies.
So I wasn't expecting her (or him) to attack.
but GANGSTA GOOSE is like, "IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME I AM TAKING IT!"
i seriously think the goose wanted to mate with the dog. WTF
lol
kymmirox 1 year ago
Should of punched it in its stupid goose face
csprang32 1 year ago
They turrk urr jurrbbsss! They bert urr durrrgsss!
BillW87 1 year ago
that dang on goose hurt you gurl!?
supermanofmen 1 year ago
That big dog is nothing but a big PUSSY! Use your teeth dumbass dog! My dog would've kicked that stupid goose ass!
vanhalen8200 1 year ago
Lol that dog is like "Man, wtf is his problem" haha
MoutainMan22 1 year ago
what a pussy dog
IamJacksColon4 1 year ago
GANGSTA GOOSE SAYS, "HELL NO, THAT B-TCH OWES ME MONEY"
lol
kymmirox 1 year ago
@kymmirox LOL!!
TenshiB 1 year ago
At 0:34 the goose said "PUNK! PUNK!" lmao
simin1989 1 year ago
@simin1989 lol
FlightX101 1 year ago
LMFAO @ 1:13 you can tell he had enough, he started choking the shit out of that goose ahahahaha
TheNYBOMBER 1 year ago
ohh man!!! This Sucker's Craaazyyy!! lol... that was Precious! Too Funny!!
osvaldo4402 1 year ago
Loved when the goose honked in protest. XD
Amkii 1 year ago
Geese for dinner :) or not :[
ageofpoo 1 year ago
The funniest part is how you grab it by the head... that's hilarious
BigDTinyE 1 year ago 3
@BigDTinyE lol i know, i laughed and i pooped in my pants when i saw that.
lightbrownpoop 1 year ago
It's trying to HUMP the BITCH
pstchaseki 1 year ago
oh my god this shits hilarious
wompasdub 1 year ago 8
Hahaha, saw this on CNN and had to look for it on Youtube! Hahaha, great video! :) Poor dog.
soul4tran 1 year ago
should've killed the bastard, enough is enough.
barak219 1 year ago
lol that goose had a death wish, if that guy wasn't so humane he could have easily wrung its neck.
Nopartyforme1 1 year ago
Git git... let go my dawg.... this suckers crazy!!!
4syth 1 year ago 10
@4syth That had my crying, LOL LOL!
DaigojiGai 1 year ago
@4syth LOL
fritzcortney1988 1 year ago
i think the goose fell in love with the dog..that was very cruel..
CarlosButi 1 year ago
dang! that goose was like the terminator!!
Did you see the dog's face? he looked sad because his owner ruined his chance of getting laid.
amy1827 1 year ago
Obviously the goose isn't very choosy who he'll mate with.
sitarro55555 1 year ago
its a good food heheheh
woxow 1 year ago
awesome!
thepapapeters 1 year ago
I'd've had goose for tea! Mmmmm!
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
this always make me laugh
KaseyluvsJamesDean 1 year ago
good trained dog :)
fishfinders20100 1 year ago 2
poor dog wtf
GOOSEY146 1 year ago
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HombreDesconosido 1 year ago
"crazy ayass goose!" :-D
BlackAureole 1 year ago 2
that goose was in hot pursuit
jackiekickass 1 year ago
WTF!!! I would have punted it.
debaser71 1 year ago
i would have snapped its neck after the 3rd time!!!
keating17 1 year ago