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  • i would hert it make sure it don't come back like:

    brake its neck

    kick it

    punch it

    but my dog would proberly bite it !!!

  • that goose must be terminator or something it doesnt stop lol

  • lol that goose LITERALLY is crazy

  • That man handled that goose LIKE A BOSS

  • After the 3rd attack... that goose would have gotten the shit beat out of it.

  • wow lol at least the dog was not as agressive as the goose she would of fucked it up

  • "hold me back! hold me back!"

    

  • suckers crazy!

  • Do you hunt geese? If so, maybe the goose recognized the dog and was bent on revenge.

  • Dam dude I would have fucked up that goose man like slam is on the side of the boat and feed it to the dog.No goose will fuck with me.

  • I'd shoot the dog and take the goose home.

  • " GET... GET! "

  • At time, there´s no war between both ^^ the Dog didn´t attack, becaurse

    the Guy have´nd sayed: get him .

    but nice ;) greetings from Germany to Ya! ***5up !

  • I cannot believe that thing followed you wtf

  • if it were me and my baby pit, i would of bashed that goose's head on the motor until it stopped breathing! Call me an animal abuser if you want but also call me one with a temper...

    :)

  • Fucking goose, kill it >:l

  • we meet again 240p

  • It's simple just beat the goose's head on the floor three times and throw it into the water.

  • You threw away free diner.

  • ringerrr!!!

  • I love that dog

  • I live in america and I fish at my neighbors pond and theirs a shit ton of them i road my dirtbike by one and the bitch attacked me so next time through i had my bat:P

  • stupid canadian geese....i hate them...i live in Ontario and these fuckers are the biggest assholes i've seen...they know that we're not allowed to do shit to them cause they're protected so they do whatever the fuck they want...they walk on the road and stop traffic for fun...they'll block sidewalks and if you try to go through they'll gang up on you and start to hiss...not to mention the fact that they'll try to fly low so they hit your head...stupid snobby bastards! >:|

  • break it neck

  • Look like some Hitchkok movie plot

  • @kd4adv are you a fucking retard I knew there would be one of you retards who love wild life and think animals are allowed to do whatever they like the goose was attacking his dog you shithead your lucky that wasn't me because I would have snapped. That fucking goose neck in a second

  • If that was me....

  • XDD Annoying goose.

  • my dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg

  • wheres the nintendo gun when you need it

  • your poor dog had a look on her face of "What did I do? I'm minding my own business"

  • that dog is a cc if i was there ill let the goose eat the dog then keep the goose

  • @libanon555 best reply so far

  • the goose was dog i had it with u mf i gona fuck u up lol

  • LOL wow after he threw him off the boat the goose decided to come back for more. Vengeful goose.

  • CRAZY AAASS GOOSE!!

  • should have put it under water for a good 30 seconds it would have learned fast dont fuck with my dog

  • If it came on board with me, I'd let it ride until it wanted to leave. Some people are just hateful towards animals that have done no harm to people physically, just to their egos.

  • @kd4adv  It was attacking his dog for no reason... What would you do!?!

  • @kd4adv I'm not going to let a goose sit there and suck on my dogs rump. Let's be real.

  • ducks says at the end ''u can run but u can't fly ill get you another day i'll fly by and shit on your face'' lol

  • it looks fun throwing a goose :D haha kudos to you man for having compassion despite how much of an asshole this bird was and cute dog <3

  • lol I thought this was going to be a screamer but its not!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • yes, i know its true,im not blaming on that man,im just saying that the animal insists and finally gets hurt,but the bird keeps trying,its amazing how brave they are defending their territory.

  • I would have cut it's frigin head off

  • Canadian Geese SUCK!

  • My dog would've killed it!

  • IN THE END, THE MAN HURTS THE GOOSE...YOU CAN SEE THAT ANIMAL CAN´T FLY ANYMORE...HE TRIES, BUE HE CAN NOT...!!

  • @carmicarajo Canadian Geese SUCK! These are very aggressive birds and are quite persistent and territorial. I give props to this guy in doing his best in trying to fend off the bird without intentionally hurting or killing the bird. If the bird was hurt, I don't think this guy intentionally harmed that bird. It was attacking his dog.

  • Should've grabbed it by the neck and slammed it down on something hard.

  • @khyoon14 you're an evil sob

  • lol thatas funny-nice neck catch!!!! damn poor Daisy shoulda tore that fuker up!!!!! Funny shit. U hate to blow away a critter like that unless thats what yer after and prepared to "harvest" it-but damn after about the 3rd attack I mighta had to amend the dinner plans for that night!!! lol Good video!!

  • Haven't seen anything so funny in a long time, thanks.

  • should have put its had in the water for a while that would have got him straight

  • haha what the hell is wrong with that goose. what a cool dog to just chill like that

  • sorry but that was just too funny....hahahahahaha

  • I am proud of you for not wringing its neck.

  • You had  probably accidentally approached the goose's nest.

  • thats more horrifying than JAWS

  • poor dog^^ ..so funny ending ^^ run from a goose xDDDDDDD

  • crazy assed goose- that sucker wont leave er alone.. dam. This suckers crazy.

    Quality

    that is one dosile dog. Some form of canine dementia?

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  • i'd have roasted it, geese are great to eat :)

  • i would have crucified it

  • u should of killed it man

  • In a word Dinner!!!!!!

  • I would have broken it's wing.

  • There Canadian geese - we've sent them all over the world. They're part of our military strategy to invade other countries, and find out how aggressive they are. They're are millions in the UK because they breed so fast. WW3 will be the UK attacking Canada because they're pissed off about our geese!

  • @IHearVoices2 tard how do u kno ww3 is coming?

  • My dog would probably kill it...... :)

  • Grab the neck and shove the head under water. Glubb,glubb,glubb...

  • if that was my dog goose would not be alive

  • You are a very good tempered person to not kill that goose, cheers to you and your well behaved dawg!

  • break its fucking neck

  • Hold my red check shirt while I save my dawg!

  • What a good doggy....this is the stuff my dogs dream of.....dinner jumping on the boat. LOL

  • That's when you snap its neck and find out if they taste good.

  • ima laugh when the goose "plays dead" after he throws it outta the boat lawls.

  • WTF? Shred it in the outboard engine !

  • your dog is a pussy

    

  • @donkeycat324 aww leave her alone it's a female lab lol

  • i was rolling on the floor of laughing 

  • @ayemaya75 In an interview with the man that is holding the camera. He said that he thought the goose was trying to make his boat a nest. He did not injure the bird and he said he didn’t want to. When did he grab ahold of the birds wing? All I see is him grabing the birds neck. When you hear the goose making all of that noise the guy actually threw the goose off of his boat again. Then he started his boat as fast as he could so his dog stopped getting attacked. I don’t think the mate was there.

  • @1NecroSpawn

    Thank you for responding. Happy to hear that he did not injure the bird. At 1:13 - 1:17 it appears that he grabbed it's wings and moved it. I did not see the neck being grabbed. lol. It was unclear to me if there was another bird, a mate, or if it was the same bird. From you, it sounds like the same bird.

  • This video appears as though you killed the bird, because at the end, after you grabbed it by its wings, you hear it squacking, then don't see it anymore - only the other bird (her mate) who chases your boat at the end.

    You may have gotten close to eggs or something, and it (she) was protecting its territory by attacking the dog on the boat. Her mate was with her.

  • What happened to the bird?

  • The only sad thing is that if his dog killed that bird, PETA would have been all over the owner.

  • that happened to my dog a year ago!!

    my dog was rolling around in the mud at the lake and found goose eggs! her and i were messing with them, but the goose came and attacked us both!

    my dog is super sweet so she was running away from it and when the goose bit me i kicked it XD

  • @kawaiinokeita

    It was only protecting it's babies. You shouldn't have been messing with the eggs. Sorry to hear that it bit you but I hope that you did not injure the bird, but it sounds like it.

  • @ayemaya75

    yeah, i realized it was our fault afterward and i really shouldnt have kicked it.. XD

  • @kawaiinokeita

    It sounds like you injured it, then. :(

    At least you admitted it and hopefully, will not react that way again. lol

  • @kawaiinokeita messing with them? ugh people these days

  • poor gabby, shes such a sweet dog, shes my dad's friend's dog. She doesnt have a mean bone in her body!

  • FUCK YO COUCH! THAT'S MAH BOAT XD

  • your dog should´ve shredded that bird!

  • if that touched my dog I would grad its neck than process to hit its head on the boat than drown it..... dont touch my dog

  • @captincool42

    You sound mean.

  • @ayemaya75 you sound like you like that goose

  • OMG...I'm at the library trying not to be too loud laughing...this is absolutely hilartious!!

  • The dog doesn't attack because dogs are pack animals, and they don't attack without permission.

    I'm sure if the owner taught the dog to attack on command, that goose is dead.

  • @bio2020 Yes, Mr. Doug taught Gabby to attack, idk y he didnt command at this moment though!

  • Everybody knows geese are pricks. That dog should've had half the sense to bite it.

  • Their wings are the most dangerous. I've had these guys fly in my face. They'll murder innocent ducks, snipes, and other birds. They're a menace to biodiversity. I won't allow them on my property. Any goose that lands here is be a dead goose.

  • I would have killed that fucking goose.

    Dogs are more important than geese.

  • @MikeEsex Please define what's important to you?

  • @khajj16

    Family. Justice. Dogs. Military. Writing. Love.

  • What was attracting the geese on the boat.. poor dog is a scary dog. don't count on him for protection !!!

    if the geese comes back ,Just turn it's neck a few turns.

  • i love how in the end he books it and the goose gives chase

  • I think this shows how fucked up domesticated animals are in nature :L

  • 1:55 Let's see if this bastard can do 90!

  • Fucking hate geese.

  • hahah taht was funny....but i wouldnt suggest killing goose. its probably being crazy...

  • That is the dumbest owner... fair enough, throw it away like once or twice max, if it comes back then fucking kill the stupid fucking thing.... it really isn't that hard.

  • I would of killed it and said I hunted it.

  • Snap it fucking neck or slam it into the side of the metal boat or punch in the chest

  • kill that bitch!

  • I would have choked that stupid thing to death then ran it over with my boat

  • I would've eaten Goose Pathé that night!

  • I saw this on t.v the goose is not crazy she was protecting her young or the eggs i forgot what was it the eggs or the ducklings but pretty funny though

  • if it was my dog it whould of been dead by the time it jumped on the boat

  • you're doing it wrong. grab neck , shake, then breast and saute. this should have been the easiest single ever.

  • the goose has eggs somewhere there thats why she attacks or else shy gone crazy :P

  • dude is weird and the goose is funny. lol

  • I would've broken its' neck!

  • @stigblue me too

  • my dog would have been the same way, then i would have said gethim and he would have grabed that goose, then i would have said here go and he would have ate him.

  • I probably would've started swinging the goose by its neck though xD or held its head under water for a few seconds to freak it out.

  • @ToonaKasseroll are you fucking kidding me? I'd get rid of the pussy dog and take the goose home. That thing is fucking epic, I dare say almost as epic as techno viking.

  • @MDisaster Hahaha! I just got a hilarious visual of an attack goose.

  • Awww! What a good daddy that doggy has! :) She must adore you.

  • That dude is a fucking goose catchin' master. lol. He caught the goose by the neck mid-flight/attack like 3 fucking times. xD

    0:48 LMAO

  • That goose would make a great watch dog (goose).

  • I would have grabbed a gun and shot that sucker.

  • @cdutta1990

    Sure you would have...

  • lolz...your dog is such a pussy.

  • @lher105

    The dog was trained not to attack geese

  • If that were my dog the goose would have been a totally gonner.  She would have beat that goose's ass like a mutha fuckr. Hell no get the heck away. :P

  • LOL POOOR DOG!

  • Labs are gentle doggies.

    So I wasn't expecting her (or him) to attack.

    but GANGSTA GOOSE is like, "IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME I AM TAKING IT!"

    i seriously think the goose wanted to mate with the dog. WTF

    lol

  • Should of punched it in its stupid goose face

  • They turrk urr jurrbbsss! They bert urr durrrgsss!

  • that dang on goose hurt you gurl!?

  • That big dog is nothing but a big PUSSY! Use your teeth dumbass dog! My dog would've kicked that stupid goose ass!

  • Lol that dog is like "Man, wtf is his problem" haha

  • what a pussy dog

  • GANGSTA GOOSE SAYS, "HELL NO, THAT B-TCH OWES ME MONEY"

    lol

  • @kymmirox LOL!!

  • At 0:34  the goose said "PUNK! PUNK!" lmao

  • @simin1989 lol

  • LMFAO @ 1:13 you can tell he had enough, he started choking the shit out of that goose ahahahaha

  • ohh man!!! This Sucker's Craaazyyy!! lol... that was Precious! Too Funny!!

  • Loved when the goose honked in protest. XD

  • Geese for dinner :)  or not :[

  • The funniest part is how you grab it by the head... that's hilarious

  • @BigDTinyE lol i know, i laughed and i pooped in my pants when i saw that.

  • It's trying to HUMP the BITCH

  • oh my god this shits hilarious

  • Hahaha, saw this on CNN and had to look for it on Youtube! Hahaha, great video! :) Poor dog.

  • should've killed the bastard, enough is enough.

  • lol that goose had a death wish, if that guy wasn't so humane he could have easily wrung its neck.

  • Git git... let go my dawg.... this suckers crazy!!!

  • @4syth That had my crying, LOL LOL!

  • @4syth LOL

  • i think the goose fell in love with the dog..that was very cruel..

  • dang! that goose was like the terminator!!

    Did you see the dog's face? he looked sad because his owner ruined his chance of getting laid.

  • Obviously the goose isn't very choosy who he'll mate with.

  • its a good food heheheh

  • awesome!

  • I'd've had goose for tea! Mmmmm!

  • this always make me laugh

  • good trained dog :)

  • poor dog wtf

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  • "crazy ayass goose!" :-D

  • that goose was in hot pursuit

  • WTF!!! I would have punted it.

  • i would have snapped its neck after the 3rd time!!!