I saw a big-ass OLD fuckin' squirrel get smashed while ago! I was so pissed at that stupid driver! But, then I thought, well that fucker looked really old, and he wasn't kinda slow, so maybe it was just that time! I was still pissed though, 'cause people just need to pay the fuck attention!
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OOOH you =] annd your random-ness heehee! I liked the part, in the bloopers, were like a poster or whatever fell =] and then the thing about the bomb and the "Oh fuck!" hilarious! It cracks me up when i hear someone say that in the hall at school. Their like "Fuck! I forgot my math homework!" or something lame like that ^.^ Ahhh annnywhos you haves a great day ^.^ -OR- evening or whenever it is you read this =]
Even if a dog was blind it would have wagged its tail for a bone in front of its face because it could have smelled it. In fact, its smelling was probably even more amplified.
It was necessary to ensure that the 9-1-1 number was not dialed accidentally, so 9-1-1 made sense because the numbers "9" and "1" were on opposite ends of a phone's rotary dial.
lol awsome job Cody :) my fave part was when you was talking about the rain drops screaming and when ur light fell down cos of how shocked you looked :) 5 star
ROFL the light fell down, I got so much to say but I'm not going to mention it all. It was just a classic funny thing... I expect to see more of these :D Has keeshia got a new car yet? Or still recovering "mentally" :P Im just kiddin mate. Nice work take care :D
this video killed me. I don't even know how I'm typing this. I loved the bloopers the most though :) Cody why can't I be as funny as you?!?!?! No fair
1. I jumped when you said raindrops go AHHH! when they fall to earth 2. I also jumped when the light fell v.v lol you are hilarious :D
PyroBunny1015 7 months ago
Holy crap, your hair was all blondy blond!
FubarLovesBumblebee 7 months ago
dude , do you smoke pot ? lmao
SuperShannone 7 months ago
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SCALPEL?
fran9860 8 months ago
I saw a big-ass OLD fuckin' squirrel get smashed while ago! I was so pissed at that stupid driver! But, then I thought, well that fucker looked really old, and he wasn't kinda slow, so maybe it was just that time! I was still pissed though, 'cause people just need to pay the fuck attention!
worryphree 1 year ago
lolllll. i love you mann. i wanna catch a freaking brick!
eclipsemoon95 1 year ago
i like how you're not scared to say like flowers smell good or autumn leaves are pretty (unlike SOME ppl XP) and you make everyone laugh : D
FAVORITE youtuber EVERRR
WarriorFrostpaw 1 year ago
you ever see a dog in sunglasses? I have. that shit's sad becuase he's blind. i waved a bone in front of his face and he didn't even wag his tail.
awesomeTai 1 year ago
My great uncle was in the bird.
22Beeper 1 year ago
Hahaha this is awesome. This made me laugh. ...i needed to laugh... haha ^_^
noodlesofrevenge 2 years ago
lolllll. That was vantastic.
eclipsemoon95 2 years ago
Wow Nice Video...The Camera Part Was Awesome
pissandj 2 years ago
lmao! the light. AW haha im sorry that scared you
KaitieLovesAVP1 2 years ago
"fuck that i'll be at the snack table!"
ily cody!! you always make me laugh!! :D
momasgirl123 2 years ago 5
yay, haha, i watch this all the time just for the "fuck that, I'll be at the snack table" comment XD
SavedByMCR19 2 years ago
Oh My God did you see your facee in the end :L:L:L:L:L:L:L
tht actually made me fall off my chair haha!
xprincessindamakinx 2 years ago
lmao same
lowd10000 2 years ago
im way more wierd then you :P
ci0b3lla 2 years ago
I'm willing to bet good money Mitch Hedberg is a major comedy influence of yours...
reelflmfan 2 years ago
Dude i was sitting with a mate when i saw one of ur movies and he shouted out HE LOOKS LIKE YOU :P
mordui 2 years ago
lmao! good job.
gothicshadowangel 2 years ago
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do you ever shut the fuck up..?
get off somewhere else and stop copying other comedians .. fucking idiot !!!
have you seen your own face ?
yeah, it looks just like a dogs arse..hahahahahaha
polarbeareatshit 2 years ago
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LoL nice one xD
Yeah have you ever fucking seen your face? hahahahaha
your face is the only reason im laughing
ahahah lol
SimonCowellxD 2 years ago
OCTOBER 28 IS MY BIRTHDAY!!
Woot.
best day ever :D
wtfanta 2 years ago
Hahaha! When he got scared at t he end! His face!
thedeninabird 2 years ago 9
haha that one was funny, and hilarious... it made me laugh
GDeu76 2 years ago
boy love ,love,love
nooooooooooooo
yesssssssssssss
kissessss
idemrasmus 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS
cassiecolorful 2 years ago
This always reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. Haha
AnnabelleAnne 2 years ago
" I'll be at the snack table"
Music1592 3 years ago
lmao!!! "fuk that, i'll be at the snack table"
rockon4ever9 3 years ago
lol i feel bad for thoses rain drop
AHHHHHHHH
nejisgirlissoocute 3 years ago
omg!!! XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Greeneyedpotatoe 3 years ago
ahah :L what do you think a rain drop says on its way down to earth? i think it says AHHHHH.
:D
xJessicaMaex 3 years ago
love the ending when you got scared hah
xbendiistraw 3 years ago
hhahahaha! i like it when your lite fell down! hahahahahahahahahaha!!! woot woot!
musicluvr940 3 years ago
NICE JOKES THERE HILARIOUSE
VIRALSPADE 3 years ago
so cute when your light fell and you freaked haha just like me haha
MissxBxMundane 3 years ago
"fuck that. i'll be at the snack table"
JerryLynnDavis 3 years ago
ON MYSPACE IT SAIS UR 58 YEARS OLD!!!
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klumsykitty2013 3 years ago
HA-HA YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHIN
fatknock 3 years ago
that funny
CBFH420 3 years ago
you like hedberg don;t ya?
shaynehunter 3 years ago
urA FUNNY MUTHA FUCKA KEEP THIS SHIT UP NIGGA
metalheadsatanist 3 years ago
roflcopterlmao
PhoebePhobic 3 years ago
Lmfao at the end, your face is PRICELESS
derdsyboi 3 years ago
dudeeee your sick =]
tamaranicole001 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahaha i love you!!!
your like mitch hedberg on adderall XD
CarolineLaVieBoheme 3 years ago
i didnt get any of the jokes
Jenlovesboys13 3 years ago
"Did ya ever get really mad at things?.... Me too."
hehe
me too... lol
xpyroxchickx13x 3 years ago
fingerboards! hahaha
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ASDvids 3 years ago
hahaha!youre fucking amazing!
gothicshadowangel 3 years ago
FOOT BY THE FOOT LOL
CarvedInShadovvs 3 years ago
HELLLO HOTTIE
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Kennedyparawhore42 3 years ago
i have a grassy mustache lolollollol
randomeness1123 3 years ago
haha
your lamp fell
XD
13kissofdeath 3 years ago
LOL
JessicaLyseyko 3 years ago
Oo man it was funny but the last part i lmao 3:37 lol
xKaoschik101x 3 years ago
wot A fkin prik
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DaStormboyWarboss 3 years ago
Not funny.
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iCandehhBaybeh 3 years ago
lol roater-ola....
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jdswimtac 3 years ago
random things by evilmonkeycows is better
EvilMonkeyCows 3 years ago
lolz that wuz hilarious at the end wen ur light fell down...
yea sry i couldnt help but laugh at that
MidnightRose666 3 years ago
cody u r fuckin hilarious!!!
i wish i wuz at least half as funny as u r
MidnightRose666 3 years ago
trammel eats led paint chips for breakfast
bunnybread42 3 years ago
wut the hell????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whattheisup 3 years ago
LOL I will no longer give you oxygen :D
YourSomeoneIOnceKnew 3 years ago
"fuck that i'll be at the snack table"
that's great :D
michaelovesmorgan01 3 years ago
lol that was totally random.
Crissy6517 3 years ago
hahahaha thats hilarious :D
smileyface113 3 years ago
LOL!
Elk4758 3 years ago
LOL!!
wow
:D
CircuitxScene 3 years ago
lol that raindrop joke..
ohsocooljess 3 years ago
I still love u Cody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blaynewalshfan 3 years ago
bahaha,
what do rain drops say when they're falling to the earth?
AAAHH!
oh man, best. part. ever.
MetalDyno 3 years ago
OOOH you =] annd your random-ness heehee! I liked the part, in the bloopers, were like a poster or whatever fell =] and then the thing about the bomb and the "Oh fuck!" hilarious! It cracks me up when i hear someone say that in the hall at school. Their like "Fuck! I forgot my math homework!" or something lame like that ^.^ Ahhh annnywhos you haves a great day ^.^ -OR- evening or whenever it is you read this =]
MsSissyLou 3 years ago
lol rodarolla
veryimportant22 3 years ago
hey douche
Hollywould87 3 years ago
oh dear
DuffyWXM 3 years ago
hahahahahaha. that scared the shit out of you when your light fell!
jordanatthedisco 3 years ago
lmao nice
Urameshii 3 years ago
haha that was great
mcmacyyou 3 years ago
wow i loved bark at the moon, haha.
darkriku0 3 years ago
Wow.
That Was Pretty Funny.
When That Light Falls And The Look On Your Face Was....Priceless.
L O L.
P E A C E.
XxMcrrocksmysoxXx 3 years ago
have you considered ritalin?
iaysen 3 years ago 2
lol brilliant in a wonderfully random way XD
Razr1kyle2 3 years ago
you can see up your nose.
its kinda gross.
:)
iluvpiggypoo0713 3 years ago
haha showers with Cody lolz
Daniair 3 years ago
lmao the raindrops part was so funny.
but the old people thing...damn all my neighbors are old. i'm surrounded D:
kazammxx 3 years ago
whenever people tell me im weird, i show them codys random videos. lol.
KatieM101388 3 years ago
i laughed at the very end :]
SashaTx3 3 years ago
Liked the video!!!
Stargate174 3 years ago
lol your soo funny!!
emoangel1233 3 years ago
lol @ the ending! the raindrops part somehow killed me. awesome video cody!
Fuckyouallwhore 3 years ago
I loved the ending of it.
You seem to have really fancied trees in this one(:
I accidentally clicked "Audio Preview" instead of "Post Comment" and it scared me.
I'm done now(:
xx
Genorexic 3 years ago
haha Cody, that was great! 911 would take forever to dial if we had those kind of cell phones. lmao. =)
-*Alaina.Marie<3
nainers22 3 years ago
*squeal* awesome!
cupcakesnatty 3 years ago
Even if a dog was blind it would have wagged its tail for a bone in front of its face because it could have smelled it. In fact, its smelling was probably even more amplified.
j0ey3200 3 years ago
lolz
funny bloopers
*light falls down* you looked scared xD
thefallen57 3 years ago
Random Wiki fact for ya:
It was necessary to ensure that the 9-1-1 number was not dialed accidentally, so 9-1-1 made sense because the numbers "9" and "1" were on opposite ends of a phone's rotary dial.
fermium77 3 years ago 2
come on i KNOW YOU can do better
flamingpixie 3 years ago
lol, u got so freaked out by whatever fell.
Another great video by a great youtuber!
HungryForTech 3 years ago
Hmmm... bulls nose! =D
LetxGoxOfxMe 3 years ago
omg I laughed for like 20 minuets after that video.
NekoLuvsYou123 3 years ago
haha, you looked FREAKED OUT at the end.
Maddiooo 3 years ago
lmfao . niceeee .
boomcrashbangalexis 3 years ago
SWEEEET Video Cody!!!
Funny!
Love your stuff!
~~Sion
LadySionainn 3 years ago
lol awsome job Cody :) my fave part was when you was talking about the rain drops screaming and when ur light fell down cos of how shocked you looked :) 5 star
bobfather123 3 years ago 2
hell yea, High video quality is awesome.
rikhanz 3 years ago
COOOOODDDDDDDYYYYY!
I FREAKING LOVED THE VIDEO!
IT WAS SOO FREAKING EPIC!
NOW..I KNOW A KNOW AN EPIC VIDEO WHEN I SEE ONE (:
Thumbs Upp! x
PuraVitaPros 3 years ago
I loled :)
Great video, again =]
kookies1are1mine 3 years ago 2
this is hilarious, you are really funny man.
xmrcrow 3 years ago
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i just love to look at you. *sighs*
iChikaw 3 years ago
I now feel so enlightened. Or do I?
Agriking 3 years ago
LOL @ the end XD
what fell down?
xx
RainbowHaloKid 3 years ago
the light O.O
70Ki0H073L 3 years ago
i love this vid cos he has random things to talk about and makes it funny he is so cool
bestfriends4ever1234 3 years ago
The mega awesome cool code you be.
scottklaw 3 years ago
I thought this was great Cody! Of course, I can't remember most of it even though I just watched it, cuz I'm so OLD.
There were some incredibly funny lines here. I peed myself TWICE! But that had nothing to do with the funny jokes, it's just that I'm so OLD...
lol
van11111 3 years ago
ROFL the light fell down, I got so much to say but I'm not going to mention it all. It was just a classic funny thing... I expect to see more of these :D Has keeshia got a new car yet? Or still recovering "mentally" :P Im just kiddin mate. Nice work take care :D
happytodd 3 years ago
you remind me of Mitch Headberg (RIP)
anyway rly good jokes :)
earned my sub
eldukedrino 3 years ago
HAHA rotorola cell phone!! classic
YasminPaella 3 years ago
''The bulls eye is on the SIDE of his head
unless hes some abnoraml unabull
or something you never wanna see,
mann that would be rad. haha
pinkamberpink 3 years ago 2
When that light fell you looked scared haha :)
Bluberryisme 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG the ending. your face was priceless.
backseatmafia 3 years ago
Root Beer popsicles are pretty bad.
Stephen5000 3 years ago
"I wonder what a rain says on it's way down to earth, probably goes 'AAAHHHH!!!!!'" Lol thats funny dude, nice, and keep it going :D
noncolorg 3 years ago
These random vids are my favorite. and the funny skits. I like those too.
CrankDatHybrid 3 years ago
lolz... that was funny. and i cannot believe you did a penis joke with a CAMERA. takes guts. but i wonder what scared you in the end?
cinloykko 3 years ago
Funny :)
keeshiamcd 3 years ago
Actually the Carrier Pidgeon plays re-runs of the Animaniacs short "Goodfeathers"
kaosboy13 3 years ago
Pretty funny there, Cody!...from Jack who is very old! :D Jack
raconter1 3 years ago
Well that joke was in no way directed at you my friend, and you are not that old :P
sumfight 3 years ago
LOL there were some good ones in this :)
xAccordianGuyx 3 years ago 2
Thanks much Nick :P
sumfight 3 years ago
lol , the raindrop was funnyyyyyy
MMCBF 3 years ago
hahah love the light falling at the end
urawsome 3 years ago
That scared me so bad :P
sumfight 3 years ago
hahah the rain drop one killed me!funniest so far :)
firegirt91 3 years ago
so glad you liked it :)
sumfight 3 years ago
lolz honestly, how do u come up with all of these=P
ya i get mad too.
muzikaluv 3 years ago
i knew you totally got mad as well :P
sumfight 3 years ago
lolz ya cuase ur totaly sidekick? riight?=P
muzikaluv 3 years ago
Your jokes are a bit like Demetri Martins
bobthepig42 3 years ago
I've watched him a bit, but I have never pulled anything from him(like my joke style)
sumfight 3 years ago
hahaha very nice. once again, cody ftw. :)
megangore 3 years ago
Thank you much Megan :P
Now you gotta do a song blog soon :P
Well you don't have to if you don't want to, but I enjoy them, as does Keeshia :)
sumfight 3 years ago
hmmm. didnt really get me laughing. sorry :(
dancintherain17 3 years ago 2
it's cool, i am glad you were honest with me :)
sumfight 3 years ago
piss flavored popsicle can't be good XD
raindrop: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! lmao
ScorpiusRising 3 years ago
Lol, i know :P
sumfight 3 years ago
ahahah the birds!!!!!!!!! love it
vampiressvanillalace 3 years ago
wow lol!!
caitlinwuzhere 3 years ago
lol
techn0scho0lbus 3 years ago
lol 2 thumbs up!! i was laughing the whole way through :D
makemebelieve1111 3 years ago
Thanks for the two thumbs up :P
sumfight 3 years ago
OH. MY. GOD.
this video killed me. I don't even know how I'm typing this. I loved the bloopers the most though :) Cody why can't I be as funny as you?!?!?! No fair
Also, I added you on Facebook!
bonjourMELL 3 years ago
Just talk and go with the flow, it comes out :) give it a try
sumfight 3 years ago
A light fell at this special report I do at me school and broke and I was scared so bad lol... Your random vids ROCK!
maryjnkns49 3 years ago
Sorry you had the same light experience i had(kinda the same)
sumfight 3 years ago
Haha! You should say it's a bullseye because a bull is really big and if you hit it in the eye then it's blind so it's kinda..dead? O_O
-Maggie!
PlayRadioPlayTheUsed 3 years ago
You know i was gonna do a carpet joke(in the black area cause I forgot again, but i also forgot to do it in just text form) :/
sumfight 3 years ago
I loved this! <3
ColinIsLove 3 years ago
Thanks, i am glad :)
sumfight 3 years ago
omfg i would luv to have a rotary phone lol- i missed these little short random vids- keep it up man luv the randomness
hpjk789 3 years ago
I did kinda take a break from them :P
sumfight 3 years ago
lmao
you look so scared when the light falls
coopercute 3 years ago
i was!
sumfight 3 years ago
Cody:
Very cleaver and very funny....Great sense
of humor.
tailspin37 3 years ago
Thanks so much John
sumfight 3 years ago
fuck it i'm throwing bombs at my wedding betches....
autumn here was a bitch
it lasted a few weeks....now ITS FUCKIN SNOWING! :(
boomingpearl 3 years ago