JJBATAS Parody: Epilouge

[ffjfvfhu]

i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee, and then i got a stand..... not such a bad story really, in fact i could say im even better than you dragon born....... yep.... and dont even be trying to dragon shout me cuz muthafucka you already dead.

[RaevynkorMorbidDelta]

POR QUE!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!­!!!!

[megamonmon]

1:46 now everything makes sense now..........forever

[DracoMaverick]

I luv the Wrestling scenes. Thats pretty much what professional wrestling is all about. Great job Antfish I luv this series

[grnteabug]

Everyone better watch the ROOM

[Bonovasitch]

Funny how Dio says "I got better" with a knife blatantly protruding from his shoulder.

[TheCommentGuy8]

What's the name of the scene with Dio and Jotaro and wrestlers?

[yamaster5]

@TheCommentGuy8 Chris Jericho return

[megamonmon]

6:20 - 6:51 its funny because thats what happens in the manga

[kurogetsu01]

11:55 YOU THOUGHT TOO MUCH MOTHERF*CKER!!!!

[RikiOhRed]

We need more Anime Wrestling.

[MrRomanrin]

AntfishTAS => DA BEEEEST !!!!

[DarkChibiShadow1]

perfection

[ETBfilms2010]

This is Solid Snake, of the top secret military taskforce Foxhound, and we've

selected you, Mr. Antfish, to head up a classified mission of the utmost importance, ranking high in priority within the scope of national security. Your

mission, should you, choose to accept, is to abridge the anime series known as Bio Booster Armor Guyver. If you do refuse, we will be forced to send an

automated Metal Gear to where you live, and so you know, we're the government, we do know where you live.

[Bloodyidit]

@ETBfilms2010

Antfish kinda hacked it when you werent looking.

your'e doing him a favor.

[gaintrobotsrulez]

I am wondering why you didn't the the rule 63. Poster back in episode 3 I think

[ETBfilms2010]

This is Polneraff from JJBATAS and there are only three things that I demand more of, if you read this, Mr. Antfish, the list is as follows:

Une: More hoes

Dit: More wine

Trois: More abridged anime series from the one and only, Antfish.

So, if you don't want to be shishkabobed by my Stand, Silver Chariot,

you'll make with the abridging, oui?

[ETBfilms2010]

And so the trumpets sound their final farewell to the valiant and fallen, the sun sets and the moon shines, as all the brave and victorious disband, so too shall they meet again someday but, for now, the war is won, and the day is done.

P.S. Abridge Guyver next, or I'll go David Hayter on you!!!! >:(

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

i did naht!!!!

[HyperVegito]

420 world was the best, lol.

[BlueFlame17]

*CRASH!*

"What the...?

S'UP BITCHES!?!"



How much fun is that?

[demondude15]

an alternate reality tv and no steel ball run joke? this disappoints me

[Levitz9]

6:30

You know, the funny thing is, Dio Brando IS British.

[BroadwayRonMexico]

@Levitz9

6:30 is if Dio was even MORE British (like "Don't Go Rounin' Roun' to Re Ro" levels)

[BrookBrainwash]

Wait, so, like, Abridge Series actually end?

[BBoyPhreshershist]

You're one of the only guys who actually FINISHES his abriged series. props also Your editing skills are WAY BETTER now. lol

[benkai343434]

'I got better'

[CrimsonMoonM]

What a perfect high-note to top this all off on!

[KOkami03]

@AntfishTAS

I'm surprised that there wasn't a single Steel Ball Run joke.

[gaintrobotsrulez]

Should done the chick universe like the pic that shows up in the break part of one of the earlier episodes please remind me which one

[TobiusMcKenzie]

Funny, I swear at one point I was watching Rocknrolla

[chronotriggerman]

OH Hai doggy ! *sploutsh*

[thecrazydiamond27]

What about an Alternate Reality where you, Dio, have a Dinosaur Stand that's so fast you can get inside other people's pants?!

[MadaraXIII]

LMAO This video is win

[RemingtonHand]

I laughed so hard at the Spanish segment.

[leonken1]

i love the 420 segment

[zeekyboogydoog826]

I figured it'd culminate in a reality where Dio won.

[domino9133]

too bad you didnt make one where all the characters are women.

[OmgWTFize]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, DIO!! xD

Fuck i love you for doing a Tommy Wiseau - reality! :D

[Girintina]

LOL 4.20. It'd be fun to see Jojo and Dio high all the time

[Maciejka0111]

The Guy Richie version from 5:50 is the best.

[Jax009]

If I drink every time Dio Says "Dio", I'd wake up dead.

[abridgeduploader]

So let me get this straight...

Dio Brando.... made a television... out of D4C.

That's the vibe I'm getting here.

[RealMnightmare]

ok the room reference was epic

[abridgeduploader]

0:19

"I got better"

Dio.. you have a knife in your back.

[Jetsiuc]

@abridgeduploader He said he got better from blowing himself up. XD

[TheSolBlader]

The mexican reality was so damn funny. But I'll never understand why they always have to mention Taco Bell, there are no Taco Bells here on Mexico

[tehredmage]

hehe... oceanology... thank you... that one really came out of left field in the manga.

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

please say you will start another abridged series.

[SammyUchiha1]

10 pound borito!

[kowen12]

I died laughing at the Tommy Wiseau alternate reality. Props to you, Antfish, truly a genius series. xD

[MexicoKT]

Dude! The wrestling references are FTW! <3

Lol, Chris Jericho as Dio.

[Rulytasho]

Jo, Dio, you're wrong, that was not Offensive nor Hilarous Offensive, it was Just Hilarous, really Hilarous.

I'm a Mexican By the way

[Kaguya9]

Huh, I was seriously waiting for a Steel Ball Run reference but it never came....

[darthwinsor]

Jotaro = Brain

Dio = Stewie

[runsfromsnake]

oh! bastardo!

[MusicalRoses]

I dont remember having amnesia

Yeah of course you dontXD 

[bomber1012]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART DIO!!!!!!

[MrLionheart1999]

ANTFISH. THE 1ST MAN 2 EVER FINISH AN ABRIGED SERIES!!!

[15935728501993]

@MrLionheart1999 hbi2k finished 3 abridged series

[MrLionheart1999]

@15935728501993 WOW!!! 4 realz!!! O.o So wat else did u do other than Berserk?

[killforfunandmoney69]

At 2:36 IT'S A FREAKING TOMMY WISEAU THE ROOM MOMENT!!!!!

[jiggydyJ]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now why don'cha chill a moment, have a seat in the shade?

I'll tell ya all about my adventure in the Stardust Crusade

[torifreak50]

I would so watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Time.

[Gateau]

@torifreak50

Wow, that's so amazing.

[antonis1994]

Make pot, not war

[yarenzohawk13]

7:27 this is so I can get to my favorite part

[Idleon1]

@yarenzohawk13 this part was gold XD

[BluperVillain]

Sup Bitches. Thats how every villain should enter a scene.

[FalconFlyer69]

So Antfish, I bought the JOJO's bizarre adventure DVDs and I was wondering if yours came with these really gimmicky tarot inside the box covers?

[raCteJ]

"... It's in my pants..." How the hell did I know he was going to say that!? D:

[AmiraSparrow]

Has anyone counted the times that Dio says his own name?

[abridgeduploader]

@AmiraSparrow

He, Dio, can say his, Dio's, name as much as he, Dio, wants. It is all because he, Dio, is Dio, Dio.

[HumanLarva]

lol, Tommy Wiseau!

[brockly12345]

reminds me of alternate reality dragon ball z

[GaaraBabyEater]

I MUST CORRECT YOU ON THE sPANISH! It's:

Yo, Dio estoy aqui para matar tu abuelo, jotaro y hay nada tu puedes hacer. Ya mismo tu va a tener el mismo destino.

Pundejo!

Studying to be a Spanish teacher and that just drove me crazy..

[Paulofe76]

@GaaraBabyEater Actually, its:

Yo, Dio, vine a matar a tu abuelo, Jotaro, y no hay nada que puedas hacer. Pronto usted compartirá el mismo destino que él.

At least thats what it sounds what hes reading.

[GaaraBabyEater]

@Paulofe76

I was typing it really fast without realizing I missed some stuff... Didn't feel like changing it becuase well, it was late at night when I wrote it... Figured I would change it and well... I forgot about the comment. Durp...

[lhi04]

@GaaraBabyEater Spanish is my first language ,here's how you say it:

Yo, Dio, estoy aquí para matar a tu abuelo, Jotaro y no hay nada que tu puedas hacer.

Pronto tu compartirás el mismo destino. (You almost said: "Pronto tu vas a tener el mismo destino")

¡Pendejo! (or "Bastardo")

Spanish seems to be strangely hard to learn even though we don't use different letters.

[Arausito]

@lhi04 but that was part of the joke. Also pendejo is not as epic as bastardo

[lhi04]

@Arausito Word.

[theluiginater]

It's just sad how accurate that wrestling reality is.

[roxandroy]

¿POR QUEEEEE...?

[Animecouple990]

00:22 sounds like Sylvester Stalone :S

[Azreal667]

*Sees ending*

... You divided by zero didn't you Jotaro?

[MGria]

The scariest universe must be...the yaoi univers O_O

Great video by the way Antfish! XD

[kenshin150]

Yo Dio van a matar a tu abiuelou, Jotaro......el resto no le entiendo xD

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

Antfish, if you have the compassion to hear from the heavens of abridgerty, make a show like this epilogue!

[Biosaiyan]

any lunny dressed up as robin F***ing hood can go around shoot people in the face and then get a stand

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

@Biosaiyan I Loved that part more than the last one! :D

[Biosaiyan]

where do you buy these special arrows F***ing Walmart

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

@Biosaiyan I loved that part too!

[Urmean15]

hi doggy

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

If only he could abridge Phantom Blood....

Perhaps Sakigake!! Otokojuku?

[SelCrysti]

@SonOfTheNorthStar I hope so!!! I mean...Phantom Blood was never released as a DVD D:

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

@SelCrysti :( Bootleg?



[SelCrysti]

@SonOfTheNorthStar No thank u >.<........

[Cheesycola]

because I, DIOow, constructed-a-DEviCE

[Cheesycola]

THAT END MAN

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL never laughed so hard in my life dude !!! Make another abridged series !!

[SuzumiyaL]

3:18 "EL BASTARDO!"

[MightyKombat]

Do a Fist of the North Star Abridged plox.

[Maciejka0111]

@MightyKombat

Why not a Abridged version of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood movie?

[abridgeduploader]

@Maciejka0111

I thought it was never released on DVD...

I mean, Antfish could try to get a decent copy... but that would be "technically illegal". THE WORST KIND OF ILLEGAL.

[gothicluke]

@MightyKombat

Have you seen WeeklyTubeShow2's dub of the north st*r?

[Gumby518]

@MightyKombat Oooooooorrr he could help WeeklyTubeshow2 with the third episode

[Xanderj89]

I just watched all of your videos thanks to a recommendatory from the other guys at the YGOTAS panel at youmacon that I never got around to looking at. I'm really disappointed...that no one fucking told me about your genius earlier. Thanks for the laughs, you're awesome.

[Levitz9]

TART...is it related to TARDIS?

[FrozenSolid90]

"I got better,,,"

[FrozenSolid90]

DAMMIT Jotaro! Don't divide by zero!

[kenshin150]

Oh hai doggie *Slice*

[Lunachan630]

I love this Abridged series~ so much!~ x3

[squishysonic123]

Jotaro: STOP....... Stop. Before we get any deeper into this... I just need to get some facts straight. Dio: Alright Jotaro: Ok. So after you got blown up.... Dio: Mmhm Jotaro: And thrown in the ocean.... Dio: Yes. Jotaro: You built a machine Dio: Uh huh. Jotaro: That can view different realities.... Dio: Mmhm. Jotaro: YOU BUILT.... Dio:Mmhm Jotaro: A MACHINE.... Dio: Yes. Jotaro: UNDERWATER. Dio:.............Yes. Everything you just said, pretty much explains everything.

[firesage2000]

Awesome video! I love watching these.

[MightyKombat]

Holy fuck Antfish read Part 5. Or all of hte series.

[wildrook]

Wow. You really ARE a diehard Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fan.

[randomdude222]

Speaking of alternate realities....

Giorno vs Johnny abridged!



[Vassalius]

7:11 You have no idea how much I would want to watch that.

[1aundulxaldin]

This is just what I needed. Exactly 11 minutes and 57 seconds of hard-core mind-fucking. Can't let sleeping dogs lie, can you?

Ugh.

Not enough Brain Bleach. XD

Dude, you're talented, you're fucking funny, you screwed so many minds with this abridged series, but seriously, for the LOVE OF GOD, DON'T pummel our innocent brains with this brilliant but psychotic "Rule 63-ish" bullcrap ever again.

[zachriAKAfionn]

MIND CRUSH.

[conradojavier]

Samoa Iggy!

[conradojavier]

RAW IS BRANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[conradojavier]

Joseph Joestar as Micheal Cole

Abdul as Jerry Lawler

[shadowpuppet17]

yea, he got better... aparently

[Jfreekao]

But... But there's no Dio the Dinosaur! POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?

[conradojavier]

@Jfreekao Jurassic Brando

[Arausito]

pronto usted compartira el mismo destino que el 10 pound burrito

oh bastardo!!!!!!!!!

[pulmonaryarchery88]

I'm thinking you should bring back anime's I don't watch. But in the style of Guy Richie

[deathmaster168]

If only Dragon Ball's live action adaptation was Bloodsport.

[smashbrosfan25]

Tommy wiseau parodys FTW

[christop17]

I'm Mexican and I find the spanish universe Hilarious! hahaha, mainly cause I'm an American before I'm a Mexican.

[CyanFunk]

"And now here's a reality where we're all cowboys!"

"...Seriously?"

[StoneMonkWisdom]

"yes, and I, Dio, am a were raptor instead of a vampire"

[Wreck1990]

I thought the end would be Kenshiro watching them on tv.

[soyellowsoviolent]

If you think he should make another abridged series, thumb me up.

[GaaraBabyEater]

@soyellowsoviolent

Oh God yes! For the love of God, Antfish needs to make an other abridged series.

[soyellowsoviolent]

@GaaraBabyEater YES.

[Ogihci2]

@soyellowsoviolent YES YES DEAR GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

[TeamTenseiga]

i lik how he said " yo quiero taco bell " so Dio, a dead metal singer, has come back for mexican fast food crap, taco bell no less. lol

[StrikeENoir]

El bastardo! I am going to use that someday along with I am the building!

[sabata2]

The end was funny, but you totally wasted an opportunity to make fun of the ACTUAL "alternate reality" of the JoJo timeline. Steel Ball Run.

[JakariHanma]

Can you do a abrigged episodes explaining how and why Jotaro and Jolyne died. Like how you did with some of the other manga pages you animated and voice overed for?

[BlueSugarMaple]

I got better . . . VG Cats line cracked me up

[English101Production]

@BlueSugarMaple Dude, it's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You're either a troll or had a horribly sheltered childhood.

[BlueSugarMaple]

@English101Production You are probably the second person that rode my ass on not watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Gawd, it's like you expect everyone to have watched it. Sooooorry.

[joesomenumbers]

@BlueSugarMaple If something is funny on vg cats its probably from something else. Dude has as many original jokes as he has updates.

[Quartz0235]

FUCK WHAT IS THAT SOUND EFFECT WHEN BLOODSPORT SHOWS UP

is it vindictus?

[dachamp21]

Barbed Wire Steel Cage Chicken coop Match...You sir, are the man. That's Vintage Antfish.

[NoNameFaultroll]

You built a machine...underwater,

Instant Classic Antfish.

[ZeroZak24]

I'm gonna miss this series.. =[ It was the last of the GOOD abridged series..

Feelsbadman

[Minipolce]

WHAT? I don't remember having amnesia!

[GaudyMarko]

why does he have a knife in his back while talking

[grandpianogeorge]

"Any live action adaptation of anything is Bloodsport" should become a meme.

[Iverin]

My face just went from 8D to 8o to XDDDD through this.

Strongly prefer this over the real dub.

[masaruten]

@Iverin

to be fair, tim Curry would make an EXCELLENT replacement for the guy they got to do Dio.

[Iverin]

@masaruten I completely agree. Is there a petition for this?

[masaruten]

@Iverin

to be fair, tim Curry would make an EXCELLENT replacement for the guy they got to do Dio's voice.

[thefatman69dude]

it fucking kills me every time dio describes him self in the third person

[Ameute]

what is this and when is the next episode coming?

[Lyttlefoxx]

lol, the wrestling alternate realities were the funniest.

[DemonPuppet987]

And then, Steel Ball Run was born.

[draakgast]

love the part where they speak english

[jegsimmonsproduction]

TOMMY WIESUE!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! QUICK CALL THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!!

[shiromakoto]

I love all of this so much, and it was difficult for me to figure out my favorite part. But I think the delivery of Jotaro's spanish line in this scene was just beyond perfect. 3:10