Trains part 2 - Top Gear - BBC

[tidmouthmilk12]

Jeremy your sports train is all well and good ... But can it go 88mph?

[117nathanmyers]

every time they try to use a caravan for anything they start it on fire, use another caravan to kill it, droop it off a cliff or smash it to bits with a fast moving vehicle.

[3000horsecrazy]

Lol richard just tosses the bannaana in witb a grossed out face

[Rampagedd]

these really are the only decent things on british tv now adays. considering we have all this only way is essex shit now.

[YanYan1337]

it was arry from thomas the engine D:<

always causing trouble yo

[DaezDzn]

What episode is this ?

[oncearoundthesun]

Wow!, The Caravan got it in the end. ha ha

[luciferAir]

Soo..... what is the fact May? Please complete your sentences.

[deathgod646]

Lol ive always thought of this as a kid.

[Nickboy90]

A good showing, really is, but a SHITLOAD of continuity errors!!! I've seen the TGV12 swap tracks a bunch of times, and they've crossed the same bridge with the dam under it going two different directions now.....

[moviemanstan]

why does everything catch fire?

[graknor]

The British attempt at high speed rail is very impressive

[sonicfan666]

7:10 oh well it was only scum class

[extreemb1]

Haha so funny zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zz!?

[MrAh102]

skip to 7:01 cant stop laughing

[balamut505]

the fact is... *waves*...BOOM

[jason123456789210]

i've hurt myself on a 600 pasenger train tat goes over 100mph. it derailed and i was in a wheelchair for a year

[redbird5589]

This is sooo pre planned out. Its lost its edge.

[SamStone77]

Top gear is plannd out before hand I liked when it was real and not actors reading lines.

[jharrypot2004]

@SamStone77 Oh I agree completely. Its still entertaining though.

[AdamSmith351]

omfg that would suck

[ClassicStripedMedia]

SOME POO'S COME OUT!

[RyanWehr]

I love richards reaction when he sees jeremy stoped and then he sees the giant locomotive.

[empdragonfly]

l!

[shiga88jzs155z]

The best is interesting.

I think that the Japan which exported E231 system and 209 system ­ to the U.K. is safe if I take the production cost of the railroad carriage.

[shiga88jzs155z]

最高傑作だ。

鉄道車両の製造コストが掛かるなら、日本のE231系や209系­を英国に輸出した方が安全だと思う。

[CMEZ010897]

The fact is (BOOM)!!!!!

[DDIIZZLLE]

I dont think i stopped laffin wen he drove past laffin with the train carriage on fire! hahaha

[No1thomasfan2010]

7:11 gordon has struck again (like in bye george)

[italiankilla58]

Lmfao 3:38 im ROFL

[Tailterrier27]

Hey sir, your train is on fire. Then at the end, WHAM

[heiheibbq]

lol @ 7:12

[Cougarr96]

Dont hope anyone was in the last wagon at the end :O cuz he would probably be dead now then.

[mrtliheim]

"Some poo has come out!!"

[adamz1111]

Make a Veyron SS Train!

[AlmightyGTR]

@adamz1111 It will be hard to get traction for that monster, unless and until you have a 20 wheel drive.

[Anto0044]

0:23 Right track

0:26 Left track

[Gargarensisspire]

@Anto0044 the show is fake

[rastamees]

@Gargarensisspire

its bloody entertainment not fake

[bjmorley]

@Gargarensisspire It bloody well wasn't!!

[kotane100]

Great idea! I want the same!

[ThePopppCorn]

Best video !

[Brunhildemaster]

LOL, did the passengers ran away? Even the guy in S class?

[xatjames]

who found the fire funny?

[7amadabeta]

The man on straw was screwed

[cresentltd]

What is it with this show that Caravans (Trailers) keep getting destroyed?

[5786Dan]

@cresentltd Yes

[johnnieisawesome]

that guy in the back died right?

[MSC897]

There are lots of minutes lost between part 1 and part 2

[CoastStarlight11]

LOL! This is hilarious!

[stanselraven]

4:20 PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

[09victoryrc]

Soon maybe England will have a acela like we do in the united states.

[johnomi]

@09victoryrc We already have a rapidly growing highspeed rail system

[09victoryrc]

@johnomi Yea,I know,I can see that in the movie here,the queen needs to do alot better !

[Aviation2001]

4:15 LMFAO

[alleegasse123]

penis penis penis penis penis my tannoy LMAO

[tacospartan]

"your trains on fire."

"oh is it."

i love british chaps

[93DOL]

1:43 Jeremy meets Diesel from Thomas the tank engine lol

[MrNonzerogrunt]

I love this show

[TheDane2006]

British Humor wont stop to impress me, that was indeed a wery special and hillairous program, there are 5* from me

[sanjayj1432]

'some poos come out....'imao

[23mrfizz23]

Glad the guy in the back wasn't in there anymore.

[tfk8623]

haha =) watch the end

[adriansinpilot]

"la la la la la la la la la la la! -penis penis penis penis penis penis penis!"

[theavenido900]

@adriansinpilot why do you keep on saying penis???

[adriansinpilot]

@theavenido900 @4:11 I'm just quoting Hammond and May

[Fschmi19]

@adriansinpilot when says that?

[adriansinpilot]

@Fschmi19 @4:12 when richard and james start fighting over the passenger announcement

[Gigdoat]

Laughed like crazy when the train hit the cabin.

[notubist]

Lol 4:16 is the funniest part

[thejam200]

best. ending, ever

[livesteam]

A great advert for the "GCR" ... I love it !

[gunnygt49]

i thought he was gonna say..88 miles per hour! Marty we're going back to the future!

[eldonbusiness2]

ok.thats funny ....

[wackedkiteflyer]

I hope that guy wasnt sitting on the toilet when that train hit the end car........



[kapaionutz]

@wackedkiteflyer Great man, what smart man we have here... :)

How hard was to realise that?

This show is also a funny show it does not matter if it`s fake or not man, can you be normal and stop posting this stupid things.

I tired of reading posts made by "intelligent people" like you.

[SjhHMusic]

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL­LA penis penis penis penis penis penis penis. It's my channel." LOLOLOL

[RiptideMNZ]

i love the ending



[TheHammers93]

some poooo's come outttttttt!!!!

[AMNJG24RS78]

"Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis. It's my channel"

[Mrrugbykid1]

is this real

[LamboK28992]

3:33-3:52 typical interaction between 4 year olds

[FLYTRAP47]

is that locomotive at 7:10a class 45

[RobotwarsDragon123]

@7:10 I like trains!

[doonsideboys]

6:47 fav scene

[pe6obutilkata]

I like the way Jeremy's passangers bounce all over the place and he is like POWEEEEERRR :D

[Tidermans]

Jeremy's train is switching rails rather often in this one. One shot left track, the next the right

[HitWithFish]

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS­PENIS

[alexboughton]

some poos come out!!



[zizzlefiggle4969]

MY PASSENGERS ARE LOOKING THRILLED!

[nazhif1]

LMFAO

Hammond: lalalalalalalalalalala

James: penispenispenispenispenispenis­

[arnevw]

Who wants a sportstrain, vote up

[23chilled]

@arnevw i want a sports A8 full stop

[Niblund]

Did they hire 18 year old producers for the new series?

Way too childish nowdays..

[TheCenturion2012]

realy toppppppppppppp gear !!!!



[dmac18cobra12]

7:11 lmao

[Happyberryish]

SOME POO'S COME OUT! XD



[kimiki55]

was that guy`s piss really hitting the inspector? quite impossible, no?

[97I30T]

@kimiki55 It was the Jag's wiper fluid actually. But that would have been really funny

[JorgeMoren0]

sports train lol thats stupid xD

[xdizzy12]

5:27 The best moment.

[daniel0731ex]

All it needs now is a Flux Capacitor and get up to 88mph.

[SlipTheSize]

THE SCUM CLASS CRASHED

[CaptainLank]

the guys in clarkson's train must be fearless...

[fox19100]

did they have to use my dream car for Clarkson's car?

[ROXXEMBOXXEM]

at 7:10 did anyone else yell "NO, NOT THE SCUM CLASS!!!!" ?

[SportBikeDudeRocks]

You TopGear have earned yourself a well deserved subscription. :D

[TheBByamashiro]

scum class hehe:D

[kikydrilo]

WAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAA AHAHAHAHAAA  MUY BUENO ME ENCANTAN ESTOS TIPOS

[EeLaMSaRu]

SOME POOS COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tydusis1]

ah...top gear. Children with money, a camera crew, and no rules to follow. Observe the mayhem that is classic

[bernotas27]

penis penis penis penis XD

[mudboy16]

this is about the funnyest top gear ever

[jhsuperfast]

la la la la la la la la la la penis penis penis penis penis at 4:14

[xcon99]

holy shit this show is out of control. its so acted.

[fatcrewz]

shinkansen can run faster and take a lot of passenger

[andreadrsp]

Very good!

[ToInfinity1]

"James!"

"What?"

"Your train's on fire!"

"Is it?" (laughs)

"Yes it is."

"Right!" (laughs again)

HAHAA i cracked up xD

[Nikotiini69]

I was thinking why the hell would he go to the wrong way!!! It was lucky they didn't die in a horrible accident.

[LMF5000]

@Nikotiini69 The entire show is scripted. Going the wrong way and stopping inches away from a train going the right way is a stunt that was pre-planned weeks in advance.

[donmac55]

@LMF5000 Thats right retard, they don't just let them use railroad tracks that are actually in use. Good detective work Sherlock.

[LMF5000]

@donmac55 My comment was a reply to somebody else's. I don't see how it concerns you.

P.S. Before you call someone a retard you might be interested to know that there's an apostrophe in "that's".

[zizzlefiggle4969]

id use a zonda tricolore instead of an xjs

[cairnsguy22]

"Some poo's come out!"

[gprime70]

One of the best eps yet ahahaa.

[heylookoverthere48]

wasn't they person on that train

[RandomTaperTV]

omfg i cracking up at the end

[kiddsoldier13]

"oh hello"

>SMASH

[momoz88]

James your train is on fire. Is it?

[ZAINsoomroKotri]

I LMAO at 7:30 hahahaha

[MrLYNDON56]

i loled that the end

[blakester854]

i feel bad for scum class



[vanamutt43]

4:19 for penispenispenispenis

[MikeElAngeloMusic]

I actually like the new layout..

[killz494]

geeky

[kwales2]

thums up if this is much better than top gear usa

[DreamCatcher365]

lalalalalalalallaaaa penispenispenispenispenis!!!! :D ahaha i love richard

[dannu589]

7:08 the best :D

[MacGyver920]

@MadBlazer89 You know why YouTube videos are always full of argument? Because of these God Damn Americans!

[guiavi2]

@MadBlazer89 HAHAHAHAHAAHHA freakin funny

[champion6341]

i think top gear uk is better than top gear us but it is my opinion you can have whatever opinion u want

[XenoZenoLove]

"James, your train is on fire."

"Is it?"

[313bigt]

Yes!...The Speed-Train!!! Brilliant!!!

[kevinbollers2]

Laugh at 2:42 was the greatest!!!

[MacGyver920]

Fuck the new layout!

[vcval]

@MacGyver920 type /home after youtube and it is the old style

[theDJGgamer]

@MacGyver920 No, it's cool!

[hashrulsubzero]

@MacGyver920 New channel layout is worst..

[MacGyver920]

@hashrulsubzero I know.

[srpope80]

Why do they always have to mess with an XJS?! ;)

[Dfrogman]

@Macgyver920 you clearly feel threatened by the U.S., because your the one that provoked this whole argument with your "top gear usa has nothing on this" comment. If you were perfectly content with your nation, you would have felt no need to express your feelings about the american show, which is fine, but then you went on about an "america sucks" rant responding to everyone's comment.

[sdstig]

@GoldCanister

What did he even do?

[sdstig]

@MacGyver920

Then why not just ban Top Gear everywhere? Then the idiots of the individual countries will not be revealed. Why not just get rid of the Internet? Then nobody will have to deal with idiots. Ban transportation too. Idiots will stay where they are

And since nobody gets what sarcasm is any more, that was sarcastic

[GoldCanister]

Great show, but shame Clarkson's attention-seeking behaviour reduces him to a parody of such an incorrigibly insensitive and idiotic cunt

[MalteMelzer]

ich liebe topgear und das ist unbeschreiblich geil ! =D

[anuj18]

at 3:55 the train's at lest rail and at 4:03 it's on the right side....and m the biggest fan of top gear so i feel may be that's advertent

[djrenault]

@anuj18 well how many times are they gonna put a camera on the tracks and have the train drive over it :P

[anuj18]

@djrenault

good enough for other shows..but this is Topgear,the same that involved Royal Marines for 63 days just for the test drive of Ford Fiesta!! So 2-3 parallel shots on track- no big deal:))))

[DerAdventurer]

I've seen this already. Top Gear is indeed priceless!

[mikeshearer1250]

lol SOME POOS COME OUT!!

[mcbobery1234]

@MacGyver920 Well played troll.