Tiny Clip-On TV

[TheTzar09]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[AmougstTheRage]

perfect for driving and watching the simpsons at the same time

[brid4money]

ofc there has to be a "will it blend" comment.

[Willcussoutforfood]

finally i can look at porn in public!!!!

[apriswajaya]

fucking solid eye

[BlueJayKing]

thats cool...but will it blend

[kiahernandez1]

umm...can't you go blind faster like this??

[kikikodpf3]

Now you can watch porn everywhere you go! :D

[zombiesrcuming4u]

$1,000 for a 2 cm tv...

or $1,000 for a 68" Plasma flat screen with 5.1 surround sound.

Decisions, decisions....

[JackXIII]

@zombiesrcuming4u Ah, but can you take that 68" Plasma Flat with the Surround sound everywhere with you?

[RedZek]

Музончик зачот....

[Akupuncturist]

sure way to go blind...lol

[infamousrocks1]

This just makes me think of metal gear solid.

[marsstriker]

i will collect a thousand dollars and replace them with yen and buy that crap ^,^

[TheBrian1123]

Damn you japan!!!!!!!!!

[ToastyTarget00]

You could watch porn on that and nobody would know.

[MistaScribbles]

As a kid, I always thought of an invention with a tv just like this, but never thought of, plugging into ipods, having the screen flip out and others. I always thought, [Man, I wanna be the first person to make something like this.] At that point i never noticed how fast technology is moving. For example, they have a holographic singer in Japan, and it is coming to the U.S. and soon Canada. Heres my christmas list

Santa,

Gimme this or i never write back to ya again >:(

1. Tv glasses Oh yea

[predvcecerom]

I like the original scouter more

[TheM3cky]

nooo this wont be sooo obvios

[crazygamer745]

what will the Japaneses come up next XD

[Lewis2931]

@crazygamer745 nothing for awile now hahaha

[GuitarMusicEddy]

having a thing like that on only your ONE eye will make your vission fucket up, you have to use the screen on both or you will fuck your eyes up...

[abbadeen]

Hey Vegeta, how much does it cost to buy this item?

[Mozitski]

Lol seriously? If you're going to make something like this. At least have it so it's versatile. -.-

[Artemis0182]

i find it so funny how it says 'designed for commuters' and then she misses her train!

[oqal]

Can it read power levels ??

[vality1]

look cool  but its pointless what a piece of crap

[r3ality357]

Only in Japan.....

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

" Tiny Clip-On TV "

Now you can take your brainwashing television with you when you leave your house !

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

Television is the most powerful weapon of psychological warfare in history and yet it is a member of the family in most households. The programming that we are constantly assaulted with conditions us to a particular worldview. This fake reality changes our behavior making us less active and more compliant with society's shortcomings. Since television is controlled by a small handful of powerful corporations, viewers will never witness informing, truthful news and entertainment.

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

As political and corporate power unite at an ever increasing rate, being informed is more important than ever. People need to seek out independent and alternative unbiased sources on the internet for their information or we will continue to be manipulated by the corporate controlled media.

youtube. com/ watch? v=zw_7CJ5ozaM

[creaturebotman]

This is a breakthrough in technology!

Augmented Reality PORN!

Now you can really undress a hot chick with your eyes!

[ProfessorHeadshot]

HEY VEGETA

WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

[zerotankor]

Doctor, I don't know whats wrong, my vision in my right eye is just awful!...

[entaroduai]

can you even see anything that close?

[noxabellus]

Did you see that at the end?!!! It folded back!!!

[DWBates2684]

they can make a mini tv...yet the mics at the conference werent wireless?

[necridos]

That'd be so annoying to wear... You can only see out of one eye :S Pretty impractical in my opinion.. Dangerous too :S I'll keep my T.V. at home thanks :D

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

@necridos "I'll keep my T.V. at home thanks :D " If you ever look at the facial expression of a person who is watching television, you will notice that they have a blank stare accross their face, and this is because they are in a TV-induced hypnotic trance which is when the brainwashing happens as the TV victim's mind is then at its weakest, most vulnerable and suggestable state.

[necridos]

@RonPaul2008dotcomluv Good thing I don't watch T.V. :D I was just saying is all, I'd rather watch T.V. at home then when I'm walking around on the sidewalk. I didn't feel like advertising to people that T.V. is a bad idea ;)

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

@necridos Why do you think the prices of TV's always come down to affordable levels? Because the powers that be WANT you to watch television because doing so weakens your mind as TV is designed to reduce your mental capacity to that of a brainwashed indoctrinated hollowed-out shell of a human being.

[necridos]

@RonPaul2008dotcomluv Well that does make sense.. But I already told you, I know it's bad :P I probably only watch a half an hour worth of T.V. a week. You're preaching to the choir here friend :)

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

@necridos " Does anyone else realize that television broadcasting is performing mass brainwashing on the populous?

I guess the real question is: What is it that "they" want us to believe?"

Television is poison for your mind. Always watch as little as possible. This technology was released to the public as a way for the global power elites to manage our minds and to train us how to think and how to act according to what THEY want us to do.

[CloudWatcherX]

i want one!

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

@CloudWatcherX Television is poison for your mind.

[CloudWatcherX]

@RonPaul2008dotcomluv hmmm that may be true. i wouldnt be surprised if the gov was trying to brainwash us with it. i dont watch tv anymore that much. so if i did get one of these i wouldnt glue it to my face lol. (figuratively speaking)

but if tv brainwashes then what about You Tube? cause there are plenty of videos (not this one) that could brainwash you.

[tiggakayz]

thats a cool idea.....bringing dragon ball z into reality.....but i hate watching things that small...what the point just get a ipod touch lol

[devilcharm]

it's kinda funny... we have pedestrian who are blind has a bat that cross the street and gets hit by cars now add this in the mix. Sometimes those genius should take a break and ask themselves this question :"In what way my product is helping society to move forward."

[JamallMohatu]

Oh look, it's a Solid Eye prototype. I wanna go play MGS4 now.

[martinlarsen20]

chita :what does it say about his power level ?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

[MultiIPwnage]

What happens if you laugh in public

[XxXGulottaXxX]

lol all this video crap all of us will go blind befor we get to 21 years old

[Hutcarlingos]

I have no words to express how retarded this is

[xcaptain93]

POV porn!!!

[brian940808]

VEGETA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL!!!

[chewbuggars]

guys would only buy this to watch porn where ever they go :P

[K2ILOL]

OMG IMMA STAR WEARING GLASSES INSTEAD OF MY CONTACTS!!!

[fvboss429]

that would be cool but not to watch TV or porn (everyone tought of it).....but to improve your vision on one eye like zoom, watch the world in Infra red, or night vision

now that I would buy...not th mini porn tv

[441meatloaf]

@fvboss429

eye zoom?? why not just say make it into something called Solid eye like what MGS4 has.

[TheHotDogKiller]

Asian people, what does the scouter said about his power level?

[Kolon00000]

sure it will cost you about 800x the amount to buy it, but at least theres no adverts....

[djthegrateone]

all very nice.. butt cant they invent a tele without commercials?

[llx2o1]

idiots.. its bad enough she has to wear glasses. it worsen her eye sight by focusing on that tiny monitor.. its not even safe at all.

[jeffnicq]

we are the borge

[finfan7]

@jeffnicq Victor Borge?

[TwistaaKristaa]

wow thts sad

[runescapemichbla]

what if u dont have glasses :(]

[atlaskick]

@runescapemichbla then get ones with unprescribed lens duuuuuuuhhhhh

[runescapemichbla]

@atlaskick

but i dont want the wear glasses i dont need@!

[atlaskick]

then DONT WHINE ABOUT HAVING NO GLASSES!!! damnnn

[bzzbt]

where can i buy it?

[yulian1234]

rice guys have all kind of bullshit

[jcc00000]

@yulian1234 Low IQ Spic never comment in Japanese thing, 3rd world Mexicunt.

[hyuuganedji]

Vegeta: "Been there, done that"

[chiedozie]

lmfao

[MrFunnyCloud]

amazing, gonna get one for cristmas 2010

[kungfumaniac96]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RubDudeproductions]

haha

[monkeyhead360]

@kungfumaniac96 you are a funny mf hahah brings me back to the ole dbz days

[debtMasturbation]

@kungfumaniac96  Dollars ?

[MIGUEL2005LIMA]

@kungfumaniac96 9000 yens?



[videosareforfags]

@kungfumaniac96 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[kgp4death]

@kungfumaniac96 Insert dbz reference here......

[goosebumper88]

@kgp4death captain obvious strikes again

[Oldenheimer1913]

@kungfumaniac96

WHAT, 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

[RebeliousSapien]

awesome, although the one they used in Tomb Raider : The Cradle Of Life looked cooler : )

[Leperbraka]

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[RaphaelOiwa]

it's Over 9000 Points !!!

hahahahaha xD

[selgand231]

why would you need that?

[stevensonbak]

My dad has a friend that never has time to stop or do anything, and one of his complaints was that he doesn't even have time to sit down and watch TV. He's trying to get one of these for this reason.

[markgoodall]

i suspect it was designed by someone who enjyed pornography, but didnt want his friends to know about it, so tried to improve on the normal ipod.

[ElChrisman99]

WAAAAAANNNTTTT D:

[GotBomb]

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

[hotshot2443]

it looks dragon ball aura radar that vegeta and nappa used

[F0r3st12]

Hahaha it's over 9000!!!!!!

[lezanntf]

only thing that conserns me how bad/good can that be for the eye?

[hawhawdecarabaw]

wdint things blurr if it was that close to the eye?

[vibz123rulez]

sooo thats what the people in dragonball z were looking at when they had those things

[12StepJiG]

that is very unhealthy. multi tasking your just gettin yourself nearing to death... the technology is good but not recommended for daily use. Be realistic do you really need the crap every minute? i guess not.

[Rayden440]

lol then one of your eye will be 300 and the other one will be 1000+

[w1ck3dz0d1ac]

I want one so I can scream

"She's over 9000!"

When my girlfriend gives me greif.

[goldencricket]

what if you don't wear glasses... oh right, nobody who doesn't wear glasses would be interested in this. never mind.

[facedspaced]

does anyone else think this is a bad idea?

[ARMO4LIFE80]

If you can equip this to a camera, then u can look around corners in combat

[stevensonbak]

That's actually being done at least in the US Military, they're working on some Advanced Warrior features such as HUD's, lighter but more effective armor, etc.

[pown12345678910]

haha, i just watched that on the military channel xD

but only for military :'(....for now lawlz

[XGunzAlexX]

Made in China

[rorekel]

dragon, dragon ball, dragon ball z

[scaleop4]

i can imagine that going wrong.. your walking down the street watching your favourite show and all of a sudden bang you get hit by a car.

[xxdiogenescynicxx]

@scaleop4 I could only hope that people who would buy this would get hit by a car.

[MetalicCrusader1]

@scaleop4 True, but I dont think ppl are dumb enough to be watching while walking in the middle of a street..... and if there are I hope that they are prevented from buying this. lol

[M4771]

@MetalicCrusader1 Well there are already people who keep eyes constantly on the cellphone screen.

[motorstorm123]

@scaleop4 Nah theres new sunglasses that look very modern that can have tv and movies and stuff but you can still see through. It projects a screen that only you can see.

[pspkid9000]

@scaleop4 at least you get run over in style

[TheWWEdude777]

@scaleop4 lol dont you see there is one tv. exactly for that matter

not to get hit by a car

[rps13ka]

@scaleop4

Theres probably a camera you wear on your back and it alerts you when danger is coming from the back such as vehicles, bears, perverts, and other forms of danger.

[droxhard]

Its like Metal Gear Solid 4.

[theresidentone]

M'kay.

[thevideoman9]

this is surely blindness soon!

[zildjianfan101]

next best thing since souljaboys glasses

[lilroller3]

ficcken soulja bitch

[floodindahood]

Omg that's racist!

I don't have any goggles to attach the miniTV on to T.T

[acilichikawa]

wearing glasses isnt a race

[TheParadoxQueen]

Wouldnt the screen be really blury?

[djelchamp31]

wtf are japanese evan humman they fucking smart az fuck look wa they in vent im like wtf ill make O.D monkey in i waz japanese den lol demmmm

[explorer2101]

Oh great. I am so delighted. We will be entertained and brainwashed 24/7 instead of just the average 6-8 hours a day.

It looks nearly as good as 7 or 9's implant over her eye.

Oh, I cannot wait to become a cyborg, a machine, a well adjusted and better slave.

[atarian345]

Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer!

[melindoasa]

isn`t it dangerous though to watch it so closely? i think it`s really unhealth to the eyes

[DemoraX]

the saiyan one sucks! it explodes if it gets to 9000!

[666darkdragon777]

its the first scouter made by the earthling nice

but the saiyans got a better one : P

[miller283]

i would like to kno more of these saiyans....seriously...

[666darkdragon777]

look for "DragonBall" on Youtube, its a manga/cartoon.

No offense but...have you been living under a rock?

if not than you most be a very, very old person...your grandchildren know what DragonBall is ask them and maybe you can watch it with them, you will like this one, its in full color, not like in the old days...

[darksniper77]

it's really not a bad thing if you don't know what dragonball z is. it's just an anime cartoon.

[k3nzh1n082]

i saw a flexible LCD on year 2007! theres also lots of future gadgets has been released and shown from that year..

[oekakinin]

agh i want to yell the vegeta reference but it has already been done.

[Erikyuby]

lol the first thing I though whene I saw this is ITS OVER 9000

[minnikeyangel]

woah,its so cheap though!

[BlaCkJack36O]

LoL you get one of those you will be dead in 1 or 2 weeks well car accident or fall of the stairs

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

Yes because we really need more distracted drivers =P

That is cool though, don't get me wrong.

[BoredChemist]

the power levels are OVER 9000!!!!

[ardassa125]

i wanted to say that :(

[MrONEbigFAMILY]

wooohooo i wanted to say it tooooooo.....

yaa taa

[hosweetim89]

Great! Now i can text message while watching family guy while driving a car! =D

[fireshadow2000]

only $1,000 that seems cheap for a divice like that lol

[ittswillis]

Dangerous shit right there. If distracted while crossing or street or something...you know where im going.

[Howyaduing]

I know and its bad enough with text message

[whoaevan]

get a lief.

[savemyplaylist]

I need that shit streamed straight to my brain, where's my chip implant?!?!

[BankOFganja]

nothing like brainwashing on the go!

[LauraDkechan]

im i the hospital... i just can remember that i was watching my program in my 'clip TV', there where some stairs in front of me and then... nothing...

LOL

[kingpure456]

chinese fuckers always invent that stuff!

[LauraDkechan]

...their not chinese, their JAPANESE! duh

[Nasty0suicide]

resolution?

Probably like 64x48

:D

[DoomSprite236]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

[fantasyofthenight]

OVER 9000!

[cata2205]

Oh!! damn!!! I was thinking in the same thing !

[Phrygian12]

god i love japan...

[lianexbamf]

yo gonna get eye tumors

[spritefan125]

I'd crush it and say, "It's over NINE THOUUSAAAAND!!"

[GlobalJD]

Its the BORG!!!

[cwmike08]

its over 9000 >.>

[probounderxxx]

IM SO GONNA BUY ONE RIGHT NOW !!!

[ROFLMAOSCHINSKI]

With that thing you should stay in the market hall with 2 friends And yell "Vegeta! What does the scouter says about his powerlevel??" Then you take that thing off, destroy it and yell "ITS OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAND!!!!1"

[ChrisHansenPlague]

LAWL111ONE111

[doctorlethal]

Don't you love technology that seems to come right off of an anime? lol

Capsol Corp should be the next port from DBZ to reality, I'd hope. Need a new car? Buy a capsol from a vending machine and chunk it against the ground. With any luck it won't land upside down.

[PIV0Tlol]

Hmmm.. pay hunderds of dollars to look like someone who can't multitask.

Looks like a deal.

[Piscivorus]

screw tv, you could hook this up to a camera mounted on an assault rifle or machine gun and then aim around corners without sticking your head out.

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

Stop watching television it is mind control

[pikaparty5]

WOAH THATS MONEY

[cookiedough97]

this is dragonball Z shit man....