Military "Hammer" vs. civilian "Hammer"

[cornball1111]

oh man i thought my car could defy physics!!!  wait you mean that the exhaust has to be able to leave the pipes?????

[RiceKiller191]

Should be H2 vs A Real Hummer.

[SammyM00782]

Money any no brains, typical

[thebeginisend]

@SammyM00782 Yep, this is about as disgusting as America these days. This is probably like 1/2 of 1% of Russia(or whatever Slavik Nation) and the other 99.5% are starving w/o heat or some sh_t like that.

[AkLivingChillbutJust]

Hummer is a girl who hums while giving head, HAMMER is what you use to beat her.

[russianhusky1]

I guess the problem is that the river banks were really steep... maybe if they drove in at an angle instead of head on they would probably have had a chance of getting across...

[Hodmokrin]

Who would have thought running into 10" ice on the other side would act like a traffic barrier... flooded, AND body damage... fail.

[therednecktv]

I drove my stock 97 Ford Ranger through water that was a little deeper than that with a bunch of busted up 2 inch thick ice and I didn't get stuck...

[RGMerkel]

@therednecktv

Ranger WIN!

[DrRockso2395]

is there a fucking wall under the water??

[slapoutz]

they arent hammers...

[thebeatkeepsmegoing]

looks like no one won here.. lmfao

[jairokg]

H1 would have crossed it if he approached it at an angle.... any off roader would know that.. H2 doesn't belong off road..

[chadb75]

Why would you take the original wheels and tires off of an H1 and put those gay wheels and street tires on it? That's just dumb.

[DrivenDetroits]

Can it be considered a H1 if it has 22s on it? I think not!

[marcusHANS1]

hey you! you missed the bridge!

[fullthrottledrc]

in soviet russa you dont drive through river, river drive through you!

[job11451]

They're not "Hammers", hammers are used to hit things, these are "Hummers". People just need to be slapped sometimes, it might make people think twice about doing stupid things.

[fetterz1]

some one get in the water and tie the tow rope nose goes

[RodrigoBorgia]

so a hummer cannot cross a 25 feet deep muddy water? thats pathetic. and no, that has nothin to do with the drivers. me as a driver would expect that such a vehicle can manage that.ridicolous wannabe-pimpin-car. They better use their lada, or the uaz....better and more reliable.

[Ariana321]

@RodrigoBorgia Uhhh... if that were 25 feet deep, they'd have gone underwater... no truck is crossing a 25 foot deep river. Also, the H2 is a worthless piece of crap, H3 is even worse. The H1 should have gone through that easily, but when it tried to cross the other side, it hit something solid, you can clearly hear the impact. Besides, these are hardly military vehicles, the civilian version of the H1 is about 1/3 as capable. Military version blows those pathetic UAZ away.

[giulio007883]

G class rulez!

[SupaSaiz]

Worst fuckin drivers ever!!

[Stoney420G]

Idiots!



[anDREWps3085]

so did they ever get out? i like how the first HUMMER just sat there hahaha

[theTank77]

its hummer dumbass not hammer

[steadfast50]

This was gay

[Cornalmullin]

now whos attching the winch cable

[ihatecrackhead]

Crashed into ice shelf on other side? The one dude was screwed cause when he drove off ice shelf it came up behind him and may have also been lifting on his bumper...

[woody71130]

@1:55 are those moto metal rims? they look like mine on my silverado

[Pipposk88]

This is not a Military Hummer (Humvee) it's a "simple" H1.. Vs a useless H2..

[gunterdak]

of course a military hammer costs $600.

[woody71130]

@gunterdak i can get one for $600? loli'll buy a few!

[helterskelter416]

1st question, where are the hammers? i wanted to know what secret military hammer technology made them better than my stanley.

2 nd question why are they trying to drive nigger cars off road? those things are meant for the paved road.

[streetaside]

you mean H1 vs H2?

[istheone100]

dum ass who dont know how deep the water is omg retards hahahahah

[snowmov88]

Dumb asses 

[mattsrepair10]

Title should be...An H1 and H2 that need new drivers!

[gecko1ism]

these hummers look like shit the only hummer i would ever buy is the H1 Alpha

[kingchasez55]

its hummer



[gabigowriel]

Hummer owner:

"look, a frozen river, let's see if my Hummer floats!"

...

[joeebloww99]

hummers suck

[garthunki69]

wow u go in the deep parts



[arturdrozdz297374]

h1 h2 big diferance idioty with too much money

[aj0446]

is russian water just piss?

[extremepsychogamer]

its a hummer, not hammer

[FSEVENMAN]

You couldnt dream up a better vehicle trap, Snow on the both banks= no traction. Thick ice crust= not getting to the snowy banks. And whats up with Mr. I'm so important directing the drivers, as if to say, I'll get you through- cause I do it all the time..?

[MegaJackbest]

too much vodka, and look what we have, oooh those russians!

[xxchimpyxx]

those hammers sure do look a lot like hummers...

[damagicmaker1]

Hit the two "hammers" together n see what happens...

[jetmech11jr]

How many Russians does it take to get a hummer stuck...oh wait...wrong question...lol...its, How many hummers can the Russians get stuck...lmao

[sprinkledTwinkie]

at first i was thinking "why not just punch it" a second later "oh thats why"

[xHalfpipepaul]

In soviet russia we call hummers, "hammers"!

[gwmkwan]

that must be so worth it for the H2

[97regalbass]

its hummer

[napornik]

OMG! The US defense department analysts are nothing more than money grabbers and fear mongers!

To just imagine that for fucking 50 years they managed to convince the US Congress that they need MORE money cuz the "RUSSIANS MIGHT INVADE" and other bullshit!

Who would invade? Them? LOL

XD

News Headline:

"Soviet invasion stalled! Due to a ... modest creek."

[MrJonsingleton]

your not supposed to flore it in the water idiots

ur all dum

[MrJonsingleton]

fuckn russians

[dsspike51]

neither driver was smart enough to have a cable all ready attached to the rear before they went in.Good luck getting out. (idiots)

[Kolfritz]

I think they should stick with GAZ and ZIL trucks! Much better 4x4 capabilities...

[mrrealitycheckusa]

dont you mean they are a Yukon with a look like a hummer body

[MrMarbledude]

This is not good. you need a jeep to pull you both out

[jamieg1973]

We need more vodka Dimitri.

[jamieg1973]

Hammers???

[GeneralMatte117]

lol Humvee vs h2 lol i'd say military vehicle vs city bitch :D

[Lintpocket]

It is spelled Hummer not Hammer. There is no military hummer is this video. A military hummer would have no problem getting through that. Also it was pretty stupid to take those trucks into freezing cold water, you could easily crack the block.

[TheDjfrye]

u dummy its hummer not hammer

[imjsweet]

2 civi trucks, H1 vs H2.

[Kenz305]

Yea you spelled Hummer wrong.

It's spelled "useless"

[1StIwY1]

240p, we meet again...

[darkwoodsbeer]

Ice water + hot engine = cracked block

[m8s4lif]

This just shows that not all rednecks live in America. Rednecks know how to have fun, no matter what country that they live in.

[jem4345]

should be Military "Humvee" vs. civilian "Hummer H1"

[brawwwo]

russia



[meathead0724]

u jerkoffs have way to much $

[Peter40941]

tvo stuc hummer and what? sory 1stuck and 1 death :D hummer

[Peter40941]

tvo stuc hummer and what?

[Herbymac0811]

Ya sure these trucks can cross a river if its been scouted and a shallow enough spot is found. Not to mention the civi version of the hummer is a few THOUSAND pounds heavier than the military one. Also the civi version was NEVER ment to take on offroad stuff like this. What we have here are a bunch of idiots who have no idea what they are doing !!!

[silverfox605]

OMG! WTF? I hit the other side of the little river twice and it almost broke the axle but I'll try it again because I'm on drugs? The other Hummer is just sitting there not trying to get out at all. Maybe they are going to have a party right there.

[speedster1fast1]

Get a jeep, they go through shit that makes H1's cream in their dreams.......

[DisturbedForever92]

I was hoping i'd see a hammer review... why is there only hummers?

[rayraychapman]

lol... you certainly didn't cross much country doing it that way. 

[LeadFoot500]

dumb and dumber

[RustArtRed]

" A Man Has TO Know His Limitations " !

Dirty Harry 1973

[shoebun9]

nice to know there are rednecks all over the world

[I3lackl3ear]

lol its not military... one is a h1 the other is h2..

[Monsterzask]

@I3lackl3ear actually theres two hummers , and the other vehicle going into the water is a humvee

[AirsoftTEEN]

@I3lackl3ear They're both H2's, The H1 is a lot uglier.

[AirsoftTEEN]

@I3lackl3ear Oh nvm, Just saw the rest of it. lol. My bad.

[00chevy60]

@I3lackl3ear

ok so either your the dubmest muther fucker on earth or just fucking retarded... the "second HUMMER" is a military hummer... when they sell them to civillians they remove certain parts to make them sell suitable but still are better than the ken and barbie new hummers

[00chevy60]

@00chevy60 also the military version is called an H1 alpha

[trueblue151]

@00chevy60 No.

[I3lackl3ear]

@00chevy60 lol dont u feel dumb?

[chingle100]

@I3lackl3ear there both h2

[swalling22]

@I3lackl3ear neither one of those is an H1.

[I3lackl3ear]

@swalling22 did u watch the whole video???

[laxislifewalters]

Its Hummer not Hammer

[ripperman7197191]

my 78 ford could that in it's sleep

[toshiba130]

The Civie Hummer is toast all that water is now in his fuking engine haha smaaarrrttt!!

[TheDynoSoar]

That water looks radioactive.

[davefisher24]

by the look of those tires they had, they didnt look nearly aggressive enough for anything let alone a frozen creek.

[camaroXpharaoh]

Hummer, not Hammer. Military Hummers are Humvees. Well actually civilian Humvees are Hummers. The civilian Hummer was an H2, while the military Humvee was an H1, or whatever the military name is. H1's and H2's are entirely different.

[rockie088]

both of them suck yes u can still get a Military "Hummer" stuck

[oren86]

It's not the stupidest thing I've ever seen... but it had potential.

[crashandburnbirner]

Risians cant drive cause they always drink vodca

[Freepepsi42]

You guys need to put a snorkel on your trucks.....

[scoozzilou21214]

I guess they didnt see the bridge to their left

[navymanma]

Think they need some lessons from American Rednecks on how to use a  4X4

[jamesjamesa]

hummers....not hammers .....asshole...

[UntamedAdreniline]

two russians are sitting at their house one says:

"I'm quite bored is there anything we can do

the other says:

"hey we have two hummers, why don't we go drown them in a river?"

the first one replies:

"sure why not."

[nick5933]

Its HUMMER with U

[1990irocz350]

hummers dumb ass

[dychen1]

wtf are "Hammers"

[davran1994]

h2 an h3=shit h1=only way to go

[skater4circa940]

@davran1994 h3's are extremely good.

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[davran1994]

@skater4circa940 but they are gay lookin an come on you have to agree with that they tryed to make a sporty lookin one an they arent suppose to be sporty lookin

[UBapLongboarder]

in soviet russia we drive truck into water and leave it there!

[450supermansam]

leave them in there, nothing but boat anchors anyway.

[WakaSoftball]

hummer.....LMAOOOOO

[videocommenter67]

Nyet!........Nyet!.......Nyet!­.........GOVNO!!!!

[tnt2168]

Дааааа, на Русси дураков препасенно лет на 100 как минимум!!!

[buttmanroad]

Fail

[2448956217]

lol russian rednecks?

[erikblazer13]

Thought it was Hummers?

[Johny40Se7en]

Cool video, quite funny aswell but even a experienced driver of one of these 'bad boys' would get stuck in that, just the angle of the river AND it's icy so slippery =P

[CarlikNOS]

Hummer is Фуфел )) /

[nate12345671]

to funny!!

[johnnyo032003]

Also, A hummer is useless if its driver doesn't know wtf he is doing

[johnnyo032003]

TL:DR a H2 is not a Hummer it cannot do what a Hummer can.

[smashthefedz87]

id rather drive my neon

[ALLGUNSMASTER]

is it me or does the title say hammer instead of hummer?

[Goliath256]

Simply put wrong kind of tires. I see it all the time. The tires have to be old school self cleaning and able to grip. I f mud dirt and snow clog the grooves no traction.

[cjeam9199]

@Goliath256 Are there any tires that self-clean from snow well? Seriously that'd be useful, some people I know are looking for some and we all know jack shit about tires.

[Godmustbeparched]

looks like shit water

[RealityCheck7835]

so two russians get two hummers stuck in a creek...big deal

[recalcitrist1]

What was this, the Annual Convention of Russian Mental Defectives?

[onsomeloud]

@recalcitrist1 nahh just the annual convention of russians lol

[caseboyed]

@recalcitrist1 thanks a lot, im crying from laughing now..

[dreakheart]

typical russians xD

[jaguar0902]

One idiot,two idiots ,can we go for three/

[MASISUSA1993]

stupid russians with american trucks use your nivas damn russians

[arbaz1221]

Conclusion = They both suck.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

...nothing about this is good.

[TheArmydude050290]

The fuck is a Hammer? I thought those were hand tools you used around the house?

[Pooshooter5k]

should say HUMMER vs fancy SUBURBAN

[MrPrinceOFpa]

2:53 he hits a fuckin bank head on. this thing doesnt have a big nuff lift or ground clearance for this obviously. just look at it!

[kuroinu1996]

put some mantraxx on them they'll go right over that bank that stoped to tires

[ninan85]

Really? Hammer?? lol

[ididitforyoutub]

fuh2.com



[Inteligibilny1]

davai GAZ:a

[jballaviator]

guess russian engineering went a little downhill after 92

[butanerios]

@jballaviator these are humvees man

[bkallday232]

russians can't drive american trucks.

[MrUrbankilla]

@bkallday232 well smart ass maybe russian ground is to hwy for american trucks????

[Thepockets88]

@bkallday232 They cany spell hummer either...

[MityaAlias]

@bkallday232 And what about all that truck-LOLs from US?

this video is epic fail, no doubt, but don't be so narrow-minded!

[Nirvalica]

Are they in 4wd?

[cooper8318]

They all need better tires and drivers!

[badcanadian]

Slighty entertaining, mostly painful.  Learn to drive pinko.

[WildBuck007]

Either I missed something. Or nobody told them to use an engine snorkle.

[NVMDSTEvil]

@WildBuck007 dont need a snorkle in that, not going too deep. Thick ice shelf stopped them.

[WildBuck007]

@NVMDSTEvil

Thick ice?? The engines under water mate lol XD

[NVMDSTEvil]

@WildBuck007 engine is above bottom of frame in a hummer if you've ever bothered to open the hood, which means at most the oil pan is in the water. The air intake is near the top of the hood in front of passenger, with a snorkel on top.. but I guess you might have to know something about a hummer to see that.

[BullsHero]

they aren't hammers.

[xzude]

the military humvee has rims haha bunch of pansies

[04301999chizzle]

russian retards russian retards out the corner of my eye,yeah russian retards there they are.

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

rofl @ 1:25 hes just like fuck it n floors it hahahah

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

shoulda gotten that lift

[charliedhell]

where are the hammers...its an H1 Hummer and H2 Hummer...they should have tried crossing it diagonally....