Sean Connery Plays Black Ops 2 (Call of Duty: Black Ops Machinima)

[snitcher23]

friend:*tells funny joke*

me:LOL

Sean connery: your mom LOL your dad penis size

[Sdoctrin]

You can watch more of these at GoodGreifing, So you can all unsub here and go over there! W00T W00T!

[Bidilybungbooboo]

My dick schneezed on your mothersh fashe lasht night then I shed BOOM...HEADSHOT!

[opTreadstone]

funny XD although I personally wouldn't recognise that voice as Sean Connery lol

[prettieboi68]

he said a meme = BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

[JoX1992]

This is fucking hysterical! X''D

[JesusHareChrist]

My dick sneezed on your mum last night junior then o said BOOM HEADSHOT. I almost cried laughing so hard

[MrXdubstepzX]

I made the mistake of drinking milk at 02:30

[GoingJuffoWup]

Trolling? Your Mother seemed satisfied after trolling her for 2 hours Jr! Hahahahaha...

Griefing? I tried Griefing your Mother into having sex with me, but it was pointless... I didn't even say a word Jr! Hahahahaha...

[johnathan71000]

fav one I used a spyplane to recored me and your mother haveing sex lastnight JR!

[ninjabullet1123]

My dick sneezed on ur mothers face last night jr then i said boom headshot!

[neilo86]

@ninjabullet1123 Lol I'm gonna have to use that line sometime. That and the 69 xp joke.

[wonderinitate]

THEN I SAID BOOOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT LOL !!!!!

[ninjabullet1123]

i must add crimson

[crashdiesel]

110 people dis like this because they are the ones being made fun of and can't take a joke.

[TheCota65]

Thumbs up for scoped Python in core mode

[blu3w4ffl3z]

2:31-2:41 these r my favorite!

[oINSANINTYo]

110 ppl never saw sean connery play black ops

[Spystreak]

110 dislike this must be the work of Trebek

[mygganjj]

Chuck Norris bro is called chunk Norris

[quackdealingduck]

half this shits from snl jeopardy lol

[s0meguynamedDave]

@quackdealingduck well thats the idea, retard

[quackdealingduck]

@s0meguynamedDave ok calm down



[MrAdambrady123]

thumbs up if you hate ads on youtube

[LAUMENsaysNO]

your motha was a whore trebek

[cereal343]

TREBEK!!

[LEONKENNADY948]

He actually knew some of the lines its awesome

[MultiBobje]

i whan more!!

[RYAN00BRIGGS]

U USE THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER ON BOTH VIDEOS U HAVE A FUNNY JOKE EVRY NOW AND THEN BUT U SUCK AT BLACK OPS AND U SUCK AT MAKEING JOKE ;D <3

[979alonso]

BOOM headshot

[gatersmen]

Holy crap I've never had that many thumbs up let alone top comments mind you I'm not a thumbs up whore thanks guys =D

[popguck]

@gatersmen Iv'e gotten 600, not being a whore

[FOXeye95]

@gatersmen Hell yeah, that's what my friend WeedHead says. Except it's my other friends sister instead of mom :D

[idunnoMYnam3]

Goodgriefing + how to annoy in Black ops = EPIC!

[Goooy451]

2:17 0-5?? someone explain plz

[swaggkidmece]

@Goooy451 69 is a sex position

[ANBUBLACKOPS718]

lmfao u guys are fucking hilarious crimson do more connery plz

[ssddTrueGaming]

2:36 <3

[biggy531]

i feel like im watching a horror film cause i know wat will happen but not when

[iiSpongee]

@tofuwarriorsam i was just about to put a comment saying how does he not have more views than kevin ?

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[rotate1950]

@ButcherPowexqd COOL STORY BRO

[DqsHidden]

subbed, sub back?

[jawvideohq]

gatersmen thats the best part cause its the funniest joke he ever made lol

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[T4L67]

lol xp

[KeepUp74]

Sooo funny!

[TheArthasmenethril]

"Follow me to Hell. Its not working"

[DiamondHazenbbm]

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[lilhass20]

Shoulda said ima flash bang ur mouth mother and giver her a "concussion" with my willy pete

[DiamondHazenbbm]

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[The1ManJusticeLeague]

Sir, can you add me so I can play a couple games with you. I'd love to hear all this in person. My gamertag is Aftermath XCVI.

[MrPagattack]

55984578945xp i got 69xp on your mother lastnight

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[DickeyCagemty]

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[TheTiger0610]

lol

[TheKano1996]

@TallouMcintyreo we all kno that the site made this nd all the other accs who thumbed...

[bobbyblobby100]

@VaclavCasterisf I bet you like tools

[MrCookiemafia]

@gatersmen I think everybody ROFL´d at this point

[iiSpongee]

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[kiensmf]

the worst sean connery accent ever lol

[UnicornKrossing]

Halo=worst game ever

[blu2th11]

@UnicornKrossing Shut your  face Unicorn

[QSOPredatorr1]

hahahahhahaa funny shit !

[cadattack123]

BF3 FTW !!! COD SUCKS!

[crazycamx122]

@cadattack123 i cant believe you wasted your time

going to a cod video and saying ''bf3 ftw!!! cod sucks.'' go to a damn bf3 vid

and say that!

[crownclown150]

You guys should do spartans play black ops

[TheKevinwashere]

i think im the only one that LOL'd at "ooh, sneezy me" :/

[zTitANR3Dz]

U GUYS SHOULD DO CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!!!! :)

[rawninja37]

Is that really sean connery

[FreaKaZOID1205]

@rawninja37 no it's not. But it's a brilliant impersonation

[dingdongdirtbag]

You're mother is a whore Trebeck.

[Blazer367]

98 people did not get headshots.

[MrGOONER234]

Recon, Recon, Recon :P

[EyeLikeElectro]

I was Rofling!

[lachowskyj]

is anybody else annoyed that in every video crazyfilmmaker's create a class has the "new" thing beside it?

[GashmoygenKing]

@lachowskyj ya i always have to clear that stuff out right when i get it or it bugs me

[QuickSilverize]

i love this



[CammyMiller1994]

the sneeze joke was obviously the funniest joke in that video XD

[andykyuubi]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!......absolut­e genius!!

[EpicAdept]

3:00 slayed me!!! :D

[ZoTiCHeadSh0T]

wait wtf... at 2:09 its 0 to 4, and then he defuses the bomb and its 0 to 5? is that even possible in search and destroy? i thought the team who gets to 4 points first will win the search and destroy game?

[QuickSilverize]

@ZoTiCHeadSh0T its a private match

[ZoTiCHeadSh0T]

@QuickSilverize yeah, i guess so ;)

[DLeeGriff]

I think Sean Connery should play black Ops for real. He'd own. Mothers.

[3Rkarlos]

boom head shot hahahahaha, love this :p 

[paypointpal]

Lol you suck balls..big hairy ones.? That kid doesnt even know what its like to have hair down there.

Funny vid, but the sean connery impression isnt great lol.

[Moulie415]

my penis sneezed all over your mums face last night and i was like BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!! Absolute genuis!!!!!

[tofuwarriorsam]

Goodgriefing vs.how to annoy in BO

[XxChRiSgOnNaPwNyAxX]

@tofuwarriorsam GG all the way

[PartyInMyPants428]

@tofuwarriorsam not really its more like teamwork and both of them are epic wins

[iChaosify]

@tofuwarriorsam Kevin and GG should team up ^^

[raulito651]

Stupid...

[therossflud]

I Dare you To Prank xjaws or My Lazers

[Vultur321]

Nothing better than an Idiot.. Trolling to ruin one of your favorite games..

I hope your account gets banned.. cause this isn't funny or clever.. and u r wasting wasted time.. :D

[jic4512]

1:11 WTF 16th prestige

[nathan96berry]

not as funny as the other one sorry was kinda boring

[DarthMessias]

Where is Connery? Sorry, couldn't hear him anywhere.

[FlyYouFools88]

This is so lame

[SuperProphetable]

@pplcantwow Did you know:

I'm not rating this comment up, as this is probably copypasta.

[Survious]

I don't care who u are...that shit is funny!

[masterbroadcast1]

Junior!!!!

[halo6534]

THIS!!!!!!!! wasn't really that funny

[l1ft3dr3s3arch]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[tehrjmags]

my favorite series of urs by far <3

[zap12555]

"Follow me to hell!...it's not working... Try the other way"

[JCUP05]

at :57 did any 1 else thought he was going to sing ''the time of my life"? ......no just me =(

[jdog90000]

"my dick sneezed on your mother's face last night and then i said boom headshot!" holy crap that was he funniest line i've ever heard xD

[GGriev]

You know, I tried listening to this guy, but he just doesn't sound like Sean Connery. He also makes too many Alex Trebek and "Your Mother" jokes. I bet a lot of the people don't even get the Alex Trebek reference.

[xxb5000xx1]

Alex Trebek is the host of jeopardy for all you dumbshits. Nice work crimson, I love this series.

[pigface1995]

id like to get some exclusive action with them chicks at 5:01

[metalmadness1000]

You sound like thor

[jtr196]

Jokes are crap and the laughs sound fake.

[RSGBadger]

Awful sean connery voice

Just awful.

[Dennycrumbubble]

use this next time:

a monkey walks into a bar and orders a drink. i forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore

[KingofTownz]

my dick sneezed on your mothers face last night

and i was like

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

[Complete420]

not even close to being funny made it 1 min 13 seconds in.

[donniehaw]

I love the bit when the kid says suck my big hairy balls and he reply s by saying your mother sucks my balls that's how you were born.

[laidyBugg]

Super gay video

[liLBeRGeroN]

add me on xbox : TRicK HanDZz

[CRIMS0NKANE]

why does the link to my channel have 2 n's in it lmao

[steeleX42]

@CRIMS0NKANE its a conspiricy by machinima

[xSandwichmixto]

thats not all sean connery says "trebek"

[TaWiiGamer22]

@D0MEPIZZA dude u should be posting it to GET SUBS not get subs then post it fucktard

[Gjkeane]

That was just hilarious thank you! :D

[gametimers12]

WAT IS UP GUYS! i know this isnt the greates plzce to advertise but my friend MrMutatedCow, is an AMAZING black ops commentator who i think needs more subs and deserves waaay more. so if its not 2 much, PLEASE go subscribe to him.. again, its MrMutatedCow

[Foodang]

Anyone recognize the intro song from Larry Millers podcast

[kiwigreen12]

This stupid not even funny

[MLGoudey]

Thanks machinima! I almost forgot E3 was coming up. Oh wait.......

[D0MEPIZZA]

150 Subs and I will upload my 1v 6 SnD Clutch Round with the L96A1. So SUBSCRIBE

[GurrenBrigadeSoldier]

My dick sneezed on your mother's face last night...BOOM head shot!!

[FreaKaZOID1205]

@GurrenBrigadeSoldier I died 5 mins at that for not having any air left in my lungs and blood XD

[MrObseen]

Wow that does not sound like him. but alas i'm only Scottish what do I know!?

[solaran90]

lmfao @ 2:35

[solaran90]

"YANKING MY TINY GONADS! THAT'S WHAT YOUR CLAN STANDS FOR HA HA HA HA!"

omg I just freakin lost it there.

[TRobinson555]

Very funny but it doesn't sound like him at all! Maybe to people who live somewhere other than the UK...

[timojattu]

WHY SO MANY DISLIKES!?

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[TheBlackSpiral]

Why is the sound quality on these so terrible :x

[killerxbeastx1]

please for the love of god i want you to prank this kid his name is Tom E24 he is a big dick and deserves to be grieved .

[Unholyentity17]

iv been waiting for this for forever

[D0LLARandAdream]

2:15 round 5 wtf?

[FilMarck]

XBL Kid: Fuck you.

XBL Trebek: No, I'll fuck your mother, hahahahaha.

[MrGoodeals]

you guys should prank this guy with a lisp and is really lairy.....

prokillerkieron - xbox live name

dont thumbs up?

[FilMarck]

@MrGoodeals Don't worry, Junior, I gave you thumbs up because your mother did her part already, hahahaha.

[alipallyzx]

any one know the song for the machinima e3 thing

[MrShineyBoi]

this is hilarious!!! part 3 please!!!

[KungFuTurtle904]

follow me to hell haha its not working funny shit

[MrSt1998]

fnnny

[MrSt1998]

fnnu

[GurusOfGame]

That accent is weak

[shakenmikeg14]

I stabbed the fucker and took his mints! HAR HA HA!

[TheSexymama777]

The first ones way better

[NinjaApe101]

should make a chuck norris one or a billy mays one next!

[TQmats]

suck it trebeck!

[braydonh007]

U guys should. Prank this gay kid. Xmasxemnas2008