@Sweeney212 I have Jack and the Beanstalk too. A truly awesome musical.... All you bitches should go out and watch it. And Sweeney, it's out on DVD now. James, keep it real beeeeeeyotch!
Holy shit!!! You ARE a huge dork! Only a real dork would have the original VHS copy of the musical Jack and the Beanstalk!!!! (.28 secs) I thought I was the only one. First time in 35 years Ive ever seen another copy! Keep up the good shit, James!
@hellball5 It's only the LONGEST LIVING SCIFI SERIES EVER. It's absolutely fantastic. It's an English Scifi series that comes on BBC. You MUST watch it. All of it. From the very beginning.
Labyrinth POWNS Never Ending Story. I played Fezzik in a play version of "The Princess Bride" (quite the moment for womankind!). I took the LOTR action figures (not dolls) out of th box... :-( I <3 Fizzgig!!! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!
wow, we seem to have alot in common. hahaha. love the ending of this btw, that was great. and i find it really funny the weird al parts, because right before i watched this, i watched the world of warcraft one, and compared you to weird al to my husband, who agrees with me. your very unique with your music, and its not retarded like alot of the music trying to be like this now adays. love all your songs so far, and i really cant wait to hear more. ;) keep up the great work!!!!!
my dad bought your huge dork shirt for a couple of reasons. reason one he has over twenty boxes of computer paper filled with play boy. reason two he has all of the old x-men figures in packaging. reason three he has some of the wierdest outfits still goes trick or treating with them to l;ook like a retarde pimp. he really likes your vids. he thinks your the best huge dork know to man. thats why your cool.
This video just made me love you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more than I did before. I didn't know we had so much in common. I mean, I suspected.
Don't feel dorky about naming your kid after a Final Fantasy character... if I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her Inara. lol
@theBELproducer I didn't get it till the end, then I was like (actual reaction follows) What? -flashback to reading The Princess Bride- Oh. -begins laughing just as crazily-
@MinecraftN3rd - coincidently, 5 months later, and 7 more people didn't realize that the poison was in both goblets.....97 dislikes now....coincidence indeed.
this song way better then the original and i wish theyed play your songs on the radio in stead of the original crap as i have to listen to that crap all day these songes are amazing that you make also i am a huge dork i play a lot of games and i want to make my own Machinima series thing is you dont look like a huge dork
this song way better then the original and i wish theyed play your songs on the radio in stead of the original crap as i have to listen to that crap all day these songes are amazing that you make also i am a huge dork i play a lot of games and i want to make my own Machinima series
to bravesserrobin: yes. You obviously like him so much you make sure to spell his name right. I'm a little bit confused about one thing; which one of these is James, or is he all of them? In some videos, his hair is brown, and in some, blond. All the same, Long Live James@War!
Am I the only one that watches this and just thinks he's cooler and cooler the further the video goes on?? LOL...I love just about everything he listed in that video that he's into. Looks like you have a fun family, dude. :}
So, out of all of your parodies, this is the one that makes me want to know if you have a CD out or not. Cuz, if you don't. Ya need to have one cuz I would totally buy it!
Your best Song!!!
exazapperNy2853 5 days ago
How do you find the time to pursue ALL those interests?!
stace8383 1 week ago
2:00 through 2:09
WarfareSquirrel 4 weeks ago
I heard Jay-Z attempted a parody of this song.
klrchihuahua 1 month ago
I have the Spurs song he wrote...love it and Dorks are awesome...I know cuz I am one. lolz =D
GryffinPhoenixGurl3 1 month ago
Were you a 1N3 by chance?
bubbagump5231 1 month ago
hi
odongav 1 month ago
Oh my gawd. Your wedding was exactly when i was born. time, day and year. o.O you are my role model btw :D
MohamedAbutineh 1 month ago
loves his pjs
princesswren 1 month ago
Haha after about the 50th time watching this I finally discover the "Shameless self promotion" @3:40
HairyDBZ 2 months ago
Love this! My favorite part was with the Big Bad Wolf
HairyDBZ 2 months ago
@Sweeney212 I have Jack and the Beanstalk too. A truly awesome musical.... All you bitches should go out and watch it. And Sweeney, it's out on DVD now. James, keep it real beeeeeeyotch!
TheRezRising 2 months ago
lol you look like tom hardy hear! 1:17
riverfox22 2 months ago in playlist riverfox22's favorites
aww, no Marvel superheroes? that's what i'm a dork for- and i'm a girl!
BTTFPokePirate 2 months ago
they forgot a lyric "HAHAHA HAHAHAH HAHA HAHAHHA HA HA HA HAHAHAH"
Snipa47Fan 2 months ago
HOW DID U GET THIS TO BE AN ALBUM BRO?!?!?1
Hyperman795 3 months ago
Ok james tiberius lol
cynstein 3 months ago
Holy shit!!! You ARE a huge dork! Only a real dork would have the original VHS copy of the musical Jack and the Beanstalk!!!! (.28 secs) I thought I was the only one. First time in 35 years Ive ever seen another copy! Keep up the good shit, James!
TheRezRising 3 months ago
I m Russian but it was very funny! 5+
416dima 4 months ago
Set this as my ringtone, at school it rang off. ''YOUR SUCH A HUGGGGGGGEEEEEEE DORRRRRRRRRRKKKKK'' im like...O_O.....
MohamedAbutineh 4 months ago 21
you should go on the road do some comdedy festivals, get your revenue up
explainyouandme 4 months ago
Another good job dork. keep them coming.
jeepdawg04 4 months ago
where you in the military
tejbfan100 4 months ago
This video made me suscribe to James@War.
Comander213 4 months ago
i love ur music james...dont ever quit and put up more soon
mistahwikked1 4 months ago
Woah at 2:09 thats six flags new england!
921von 5 months ago
I subscribed to you cuz im a huge dork.
endlessonlineguider 5 months ago
nonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn;
emmantabeta92241 5 months ago
I never noticed The Terry Brooks series in your video, I love the Shannara series.
TheRockisCOokin 5 months ago
This is totally my life!~ Its not dude, its Double J to you!~
JokesterJackler 5 months ago
Who is the woman vocalist? I love this song.
TezzyDarling 5 months ago
Final fantsy wooooooooo lol :D
deoxys96 5 months ago
iocane powder ftw!
jtburney 6 months ago
<3
lrburns89 6 months ago
Thumbs up for nipple hair!!!!
SethTrask 6 months ago
You get a like and a favorite simply because of the line "video game mecca"
PanickedFawkes 6 months ago 2
this is the best one xD
xXxMCrYxXx 6 months ago
Hung out at a park and lots of guy friends I had made
Until I finally found out it was a park for gays
That still makes me laugh!:L
IamNoble7 6 months ago
What are your kids called?
CatWeasley 6 months ago
Labyrinth is the clear choice.
DaydreamDelivery 6 months ago
This should have more views, is awesome!!
jimmyp151 6 months ago
best father in the world!
saga111luna 6 months ago
You might be a huge dork but you're a pretty frickin' awesome dork.
:D
koixraine 6 months ago
Love the last scene. No one needed him, Inigo and Fezik were so much better anyway. :)
EmmelineWood 6 months ago
Its like looking into the future
seventeenandcynical 6 months ago
because im grooving to this and had it on repeat!
chizdawan 6 months ago
Keep it up james@war like all your music videos
RocknRollKing69 7 months ago
Wow badass video. The laughing at the end was great.
PoohJunior26 7 months ago
Very nice.
PoohJunior26 7 months ago
It would be awesome to hear your will (not the dead part but the awesomeness of the list)
JamesWarriorFan 7 months ago
LOL
Brawndo12 7 months ago
I feel a sudden urge to now subscribe :O
TheSnoopDave 7 months ago
A Dexter Holland's testimonial.
loro333 7 months ago
I want ur jacket....
ilovedevin34 8 months ago
I prefer the term nerd
creasedcarrot 8 months ago
@creasedcarrot I perfer geek.
JamesWarriorFan 6 months ago in playlist J@W
you pretty much live my dream lol
subsaibot4512 8 months ago
It may just be that I;m an English dork but i was kinda hoping for a mention of Doctor Who.
geo12akag 8 months ago 98
@geo12akag nothing dorky about Dr.Who after all, fezzes are cool, it's been stated and confirmed.
RSvideosUK 6 months ago
@geo12akag what is docter who??? (im a dork myslef and ive heard ALOT of people mention it but ive never seen it)
hellball5 6 months ago
@hellball5 It's only the LONGEST LIVING SCIFI SERIES EVER. It's absolutely fantastic. It's an English Scifi series that comes on BBC. You MUST watch it. All of it. From the very beginning.
COFFEE7890 6 months ago
@COFFEE7890 sweet okay ya i think i will wath it... is it on youtube
hellball5 6 months ago
@hellball5 Possibly. Can't say for sure. Just look up "Doctor Who Season 1 Episode 1" If not, there are always torrents and streaming sites.
COFFEE7890 6 months ago
@hellball5 Sci fi programme. check it out. The series is massive over here(well it is to dorks) but its getting bigger in america
geo12akag 6 months ago
@geo12akag I totally agree with you.
jlgjlg123 4 months ago
@geo12akag in america doctor who is honestly unheard of to the average person
SteelersXbox 4 weeks ago
@SteelersXbox LIES!
XxBlondeGothxX 2 days ago
@geo12akag true English dorks are Blakes 7 fans.
M1ggins 2 days ago
comic geek
nicfeds 8 months ago
Hellsing is the shit
isiaihnelson1 8 months ago 2
made me roflmao
ChuckLiddelFan100 8 months ago
94 people were molested by alf as a child
glstudios 8 months ago 2
So...got speakers for my computer in my new office...had to test them out...what to do? Listen to THIS song! duh...Dorks unite!
zoomonkeyz 8 months ago 2
If your a dork, then I FOR SURE want to be a dork! :D
JamesWarriorFan 8 months ago in playlist J@W
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IndecisiveAndi 8 months ago
Labyrinth POWNS Never Ending Story. I played Fezzik in a play version of "The Princess Bride" (quite the moment for womankind!). I took the LOTR action figures (not dolls) out of th box... :-( I <3 Fizzgig!!! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!
IndecisiveAndi 8 months ago
One of the final pictures looked like the park by SHSU???????
SqueakyShortPerson 8 months ago
Love this song it's awesome lol
rowshamboaker 8 months ago
I LUV THE MUPPETS I REALLY DO I SWEAR
R.I.P JEM HENSON
coolcandy365 9 months ago
@coolcandy365 You mean JIM henson?
dontKILLmyCAT 8 months ago
i <3 this song ^_^
kimzes17 9 months ago
guess ima dork too :)
kinitu11 9 months ago
I miss Ernest too.
PierzStyx 9 months ago
I think you've written my theme song, and the random music that goes along with the movie of my life...
I'm pretty sure you are a wizard...
MasterTeem 9 months ago
where did you buy alf? :D
fredericny 9 months ago
wow, we seem to have alot in common. hahaha. love the ending of this btw, that was great. and i find it really funny the weird al parts, because right before i watched this, i watched the world of warcraft one, and compared you to weird al to my husband, who agrees with me. your very unique with your music, and its not retarded like alot of the music trying to be like this now adays. love all your songs so far, and i really cant wait to hear more. ;) keep up the great work!!!!!
TandaPanda1 9 months ago
Well James, you might be a huge dork, but at least you're not alone - speaking as another huge dork ;D
hylanda7 9 months ago
His CD is out soon.
ididi9 9 months ago
rest in piece jim henson
poolwizard11 9 months ago
lol are u a huge dork
brianaiscool123 9 months ago
i am a dork just like that! hey, if you want to know my favorite game is the legend of zelda.
earlys123 9 months ago
omfg that picture with car buffing this is the same one i has O_O
SIMPLEPLANROCKS22 9 months ago
i have a camaro too xD
fireinmycrotch 9 months ago
The Dark Crystal!!
stinamarie1225 9 months ago
has weird al ever commented or seen any of you vids?
Thisguy140 9 months ago
Princess bride reference!
MimeSlayer1337 9 months ago
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
heirunapparent 9 months ago
Awesome!! I'm glad I'm not the only dork who embraces my quirks. =]
blindkhaos 9 months ago
... What if I'm a huge dork who's watching but I'm already subscribed?
mikeysrose 10 months ago
i have mystery science theater 3000
marshalsteve213 10 months ago
Couldn't keep my Lord of the Rings guys in the packaging....had to touch them!
RandomMaggot 10 months ago
my dad bought your huge dork shirt for a couple of reasons. reason one he has over twenty boxes of computer paper filled with play boy. reason two he has all of the old x-men figures in packaging. reason three he has some of the wierdest outfits still goes trick or treating with them to l;ook like a retarde pimp. he really likes your vids. he thinks your the best huge dork know to man. thats why your cool.
MJAZZ101 10 months ago
lool i luv this video but guees what
you seem proud to be a dork
but my science teacher says geeks are best:)
XxX1GuardianAngelXxX 10 months ago
loooolllllllll i luv this 1 and the twilight 1 xx
mikefantasticfan 10 months ago
ok
yousuckvlog 10 months ago
Now I know who I want to grow up to be
Walkonby19 10 months ago
@Walkonby19
You cant grow up to be James, he's not grown up himself, lol
Dhammond5 10 months ago 2
This video just made me love you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more than I did before. I didn't know we had so much in common. I mean, I suspected.
Don't feel dorky about naming your kid after a Final Fantasy character... if I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her Inara. lol
mikeysrose 10 months ago
James....did you really sing Hero by nickelback??? why?
MavrikM100 11 months ago
so how many of the Star Wars books do you have? I have about 30 or so...trying to get them all eventually!!
abeast34 11 months ago
like if this guy needs a record deal
superwolf6181 11 months ago 4
This song makes me wish there was a "love" button!
HawkeRbnsn 11 months ago 2
90 people didn't realize that the poison was in BOTH goblets.
theBELproducer 11 months ago 83
@theBELproducer I didn't get it till the end, then I was like (actual reaction follows) What? -flashback to reading The Princess Bride- Oh. -begins laughing just as crazily-
AshBrick 7 months ago
@theBELproducer hmm coincidence.. 90 people also disliked this video
MinecraftN3rd 5 months ago
@MinecraftN3rd - coincidently, 5 months later, and 7 more people didn't realize that the poison was in both goblets.....97 dislikes now....coincidence indeed.
zippy0099 5 months ago
Mystery Science Theater!
AndrewSigwart 11 months ago
Emense
TOYSUNITED6789 11 months ago
I wish I was that cool... ;DD
SecretAgentAmyy 11 months ago
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SecretAgentAmyy 11 months ago
you can be my friend
kasnerb 11 months ago
this describes me perfectly X']
ThePbmarsh 11 months ago 4
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The Labrynth is my #2 fav movie of all time, second to The Princess Bride. AWESOME!!
Sugarbean29 1 year ago
he dressed like Batman on American Idol??
brokinwand92 1 year ago
@brokinwand92 yes he did actually do that
charizard221 11 months ago
@charizard221 i wonder where that audition video is than....lol
brokinwand92 11 months ago
OMG SWORD OF SHANNARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
team6rules 1 year ago
Watched like 10 of your videos and did not subscribe
3:33 got me to subscribe... XD
xXNeo11Xx 1 year ago
Is anime for dorks? ? then i'm a dork :D
Gientjuhh123 1 year ago
im more "huge nerd" than dork
simsnumber1fan 1 year ago 2
@simsnumber1fan same here haha
thewall3313 11 months ago
First time i heard it, i thought it's "she must have weighted a ton or two" instead of "she must be a weirdo too"
trufulas 1 year ago
James is the ultimate bitchslap to VEVO
HALOgeekADNE31 1 year ago
You have bushy nipple hair??? No but your still awsome
Ttrain909 1 year ago
i actually like the the big bad wolf tat...i kinda want one now
gatsby5555 1 year ago
Out of curiosity, what are your kids names if this is all true?
docturlough 1 year ago
looks like you have a lot of fun. why not life is too short. keep doing what you do
TheFiredog321 1 year ago
i cant find it on itunes :(
rinkiedoodle 1 year ago
hey u uploaded this on my b-day :D
MrAsianKING123 1 year ago
this song way better then the original and i wish theyed play your songs on the radio in stead of the original crap as i have to listen to that crap all day these songes are amazing that you make also i am a huge dork i play a lot of games and i want to make my own Machinima series thing is you dont look like a huge dork
sewilta 1 year ago
this song way better then the original and i wish theyed play your songs on the radio in stead of the original crap as i have to listen to that crap all day these songes are amazing that you make also i am a huge dork i play a lot of games and i want to make my own Machinima series
sewilta 1 year ago
im a huge dork
skatermetal69 1 year ago
I WANT UR FKING RED XBOX SKIN :) ill buy it
pater249 1 year ago
never fails to make me smile
K9Negative 1 year ago
thiiis was just awesomeeeeeee, i really love this song this guy makes great parodys this vid was so awesome...awesome...awesomeeeeee
bomber726 1 year ago
90 people like twilight, but us 3998 know that Alucards a real vampire
Raynor09100 1 year ago
love the jam....good job dude
goddessfabi 1 year ago
O.o i found someone worse then me! at least a little bit...
AcidicRa1n 1 year ago
U soo funny, XD
she ate suppositories!!
mariasimz 1 year ago
to bravesserrobin: yes. You obviously like him so much you make sure to spell his name right. I'm a little bit confused about one thing; which one of these is James, or is he all of them? In some videos, his hair is brown, and in some, blond. All the same, Long Live James@War!
Jocee2009 1 year ago
@Jocee2009 Hair dye, lol wow ur dumb :P
thefilmdirector1 1 year ago
LORD OF THE RINGS! every year on my birthday i have a extended edition marathon.
rathalosrevenge70 1 year ago
Alright your my hero :D xD
thefilmdirector1 1 year ago
i love this whos the girl singing on it for him it actualy sounds good @war is halarious
drifter848 1 year ago
I watch AOTS because it is hilarious but i think the new girl might ruin it for me.
daf867 1 year ago
you know what.. sometimes the hugest dorks are the coolest ppl eva!!!! just had to get that out there lmao loved the video <3<3
jmoon2010 1 year ago
i love the chorus
MusicAccount74 1 year ago
90 ppl are huge dorks
infectedstreetz 1 year ago
90 people wernt dorky enough
AaronRyan118 1 year ago 90
@AaronRyan118 im dorky enough
russellparker123 9 months ago
you sir are the new yankoic
simoneproductions 1 year ago
@simoneproductions no one can replace weird al, but jams at war is very good.
braveserrobbin 1 year ago
@braveserrobbin i disagree due to the fact then when he challenged weird al he declined
attestedspider 1 year ago
mop
deeano120 1 year ago
Am I the only one that watches this and just thinks he's cooler and cooler the further the video goes on?? LOL...I love just about everything he listed in that video that he's into. Looks like you have a fun family, dude. :}
RebeccaRobertsonTV 1 year ago 2
@RebeccaRobertsonTV even his bushy nipple hair?
haha :)
cleyo69er 1 year ago
@cleyo69er HAHAHA...not right, not right! Now, please note I did say "just about everything" lol ;}
RebeccaRobertsonTV 1 year ago
@RebeccaRobertsonTV haha yeaa i noticed still wanted to ask just incase hahaha :P
cleyo69er 1 year ago
Dude Your Hair Is Made Of EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN
skaterboy3681 1 year ago
This would have been my theme song in 6th grade i was weird then....
MRJ12744 1 year ago
Yeah!!!!!!!!! IM A HUGHE ANIME DORK GO ANIME ROCk ON
lol
ANIMEGIRL684 1 year ago
Yeah!!! i love anime!
FialSamSagui 1 year ago
GImme your alf doll i use to have one as a kid but i lost it :( i don't care I'm 17 i want it lol
TheMaddogx32 1 year ago
@TheMaddogx32
You're 17: You're stilla kid, don't worry
RCLOMBARDY 1 year ago
@RCLOMBARDY not here In my country I'm classed as a adult
TheMaddogx32 1 year ago
I love your hair like that:)
webzilla1 1 year ago
other than i just havent killed u yet this is 1 of my faves
TheSkittleMages 1 year ago
It couldn't be helped... I had to subscribe after this...
hitorisuko 1 year ago
Why couldn't I meet you when you were single? :(
KickAssGamez 1 year ago
looks like someone actually likes star wars as much as me lol
suntzu216 1 year ago
I think it was oppisite day wen people clicked dislike
ebs2309 1 year ago
that was pretty good, really good song but the video was better tehe. i liked all the diffrent pics. good job
landendoetzel 1 year ago
very good man you havnty done a bad one yet
ParkourPRINCE 1 year ago
So, out of all of your parodies, this is the one that makes me want to know if you have a CD out or not. Cuz, if you don't. Ya need to have one cuz I would totally buy it!
gaarasbabe2000 1 year ago 51