Cranium Command pt.1

[lolasismelola]

7:26 - Let's not look like a bunch of tourist

THIS RIDE IS TOO FULL OF PUNS!!!!!!!

[QuentrixMovies]

General Knowledge: HQ has picked you to pilot the most unstable craft in the fleet.

Buzzy: Y-y-you don't mean!?

General Knowledge: You guessed it stinky, an adolescent boy!

[Onlinepoetrycafe]

Best quote from a disney show to date: Bobcat Goldthwait: Cranium command: 'Adrenal Glands reporting captain, ready to freak out at any second!!!' lol! I miss this ssooooo much! TY!!!

[joshua786100]

the vocie of buzzy is diffirente from pre-show to the show

[Horenramon]

this was a 90's gem i will miss it

[96gamerdude]

You!!!

Me sir?

No your mamma. Yes you!

[5591HRSA]

@Reader4077 so true! best pavilion at epcot. 

[aman1016]

Love the Monty Python style animation in the launch area!

[maggot984life]

genral: You"

Buzzy: Me sir?'

Genral: No ur momma!"

[Reader4077]

"No video taping!" Well, we wouldnt have to if *YOU* hadn't gotten rid of a marvelous attraction!

[AwsomeParodies]

lol

[butchdeadlift10]

2:35

[Hallamfoebell]

Is t hat still in the park COOL If there is no video taping then we wouldnt be able to see this since you DISNEY took it down. 

[Hallamfoebell]

Is t hat still in the park COOL

[thesix107]

Wow holy shit, only NOW do I know how many celebs were actually in here. I didn't know any of these things back then. I just remember loving it cause it was bio type stuff.

[Hallamfoebell]

@thesix107 the boy who played him isnt as successful though.

[patrick9654]

5:13 for the head part.

[mdalsted]

General Knowledge: YOU!

Buzzy: Me, sir?

General Knowledge: No, your mama! YES, YOU!

XD Nice attempt at a "Yo Mama" joke.

[loonytunescrazy]

I love Genearl Knowlege 4th wall breaking refercing Disneyworld

[evolutioninexistence]

A classic and fun attraction...It's a shame MetLife pulled the plug on the funding for the pavilion...it had potential...

[NatashaDumbeldore]

"IF YOU WALK ANY SLOWER YOU'LL BE WALKING BACKWARDS! STICKING YOU IN A CHICKEN IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS, I'M GONNA STICK YOU IN A SQUID OR A TALK SHOW HOST!" lol :D

[MrMatt5885]

hanz-"you are a pathetic girlie man" franz-"ya you8 are puny and pathetic. lol!!

[iwantyoursoul99]

``Where do you think you are, Disney World!?``

Sir, yes sir!!

[ztslovebird]

lol, if you look closely, you can see them throwing Ariel and the Star Wars characters in the brain!

[TheBagWithADD]

damn, this was funny

[Jangwoofilms]

6:58 - 7:00

Q- Where do you think you are,DISNEY WORLD?

A - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,yes.

[darthvalor07]

@Jangwoofilms Irony. XD

[CoDcomrade2]

@Jangwoofilms Best 4th wall breakage on a ride.

[Gigaspine7]

"WE'VE HAD SOME SUCCESSES"

*Einstein*

"AND SOME FAILURES*

*ERNST*

[PastelStudios]

lol

[PrismPhoenix]

This was my all-time favorite attraction!!! I loved this show!!! I miss this show!!! I so remember this from my childhood!!!

Someone please bring it baaaaaaccckkk!!!! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

[GabeWorkman34]

THIS of all rides in disney was your favorite? I feel for you

[PrismPhoenix]

well, one of my all-time favorite attractions. IT WAS A CLASSIC!! I remember it from my childhood from the late 80s and 90s.

[Hallamfoebell]

@GabeWorkman34 So you dont want an attraction like this?

[powerpup97]

Do you think maybe they should have closed this attraction when Jim Varney died? You know, maybe in respect of him?

[kissman16]

An underrated Epcot gem!

[stodd72]

"where do you think you are ? Disney World ?!" XD

LOL

[ScreamyTeam]

Lol this reminds me of Psyconauts

[PastelStudios]

someone told me at disney that they where going to reopen the wonders of life

[ari7912]

i can't beleive i remeber this thing. i went on it when i was like 4

[14marshl]

"NO your Momma, YES YOU!"

ha ha i love that

[smokedrugsalot]

but whos in their heads?

[minievil007]

This use to be my favorite ride in Epcot when I was little! ^_^ Too bad they took it off. -_-

[pipenut16]

I've been trying to figure out what the General says at 4:19-4:21... anyone know?

This great attraction will be missed. Thanks for posting!

[Mwahohoho]

lmao, sounds like "slicealot of dimbob to care" or something

[FanofB20]

Pipenut... If you google cranium command script... you will find the full text... but interestingly, that exact line (at 4:19 - 4:21) is written out as "garbled" !!

I think it sounds something like "You don't have the *something* to light a dim bulb."

[pipenut16]

Too bad about that script! I think that's pretty close to what he says, though.

I'm starting to think it's "I don't think you've got the spice to light a dim bulb, blinky!"

[lordbemylight]

You know, THAT line is something I MYSELF CAN'T GRASP after all these years! The Cranium Command attraction itself had a script for the deaf and that line surprisingly is OMITTED from the script! To me, it sounds like "I don't think you've got to slice a lot of tin bones to care", and that doesn't make sense. I don't know what dimbob is, but 'dim bulb' lights a path. And it sounds like he says 'slice', not 'spice', so it's definetely not 'spice'. Maybe it's unintelligible on purpose.

[lordbemylight]

Unfortunately not.

[trozei123]

what is the name of the music track at the very begining of this video?

[lordbemylight]

The beginning track is "Looking Glass" by Yanni.

[Rammondos]

"NO, your momma. YES YOU!"

love that line.

[DisneyWorld85]

This is ten times better than Midway Mania. Why can't Disney cut the crap and get back to something original?

[MANEATINGWREATH]

Boy I haven't been here in a long time! Almost everything I remember is gone! :(

[Nsinger998]

obviously this guy is an official recorder for disney...

[churlyryan]

I went to Epcot in 2006 to find my entire childhood had been robbed by those nasty corporate cronies Disney hired to run their juggernaut.

The last time I was at Wonders of Life, my dad took me to Making of Me and not Cranium Command, I wish he took me to this instead, I already knew how I was made...

[lamofbodom]

agreed. How can they rid horizons and world of motion for mission space and test track? i mean mission space is pretty bad ass but test track was booty.

[Kentaro21]

The General likes to yell, doesn't he?

[stevemrdoch15]

dude, he's a general, he's supposed to do that

[trueblue1217]

*sigh* the good old days

[WDW1993]

LOVE that music please tell me what that is

[greenhat16]

Love the music at the beginning!

[WDW1993]

"looking glass" by Yanni

[DivaXMachina]

god this is great! Thank you, I used to work there back in '96, and I miss it so much. It is closed all year until Christmas holidays because MetLife is not the sponsor anymore..? Like EPCOT can't afford to run it on it's own budget..*sigh*

[lilclerk]

It's actually been closed for good. The Wonders of Life building is now only used for conventions. Very sad, but hopefully something great will be put in.

[reed14567]

hmm well cant tell...everything now is based of pixar :(

I wish i wasnt. Im scared for figment :(

[hypnodude]

Nice video.

Though I never understood why Buzzy's voice was different in the main show.

[natfilm]

Very well done! I was recently at Epcot and this was closed down!