3 Cats, 1 Steak

[sweetansourjane]

kitty # 3 smart kitty, eats while the other two tug of war

[TheNoiseySpectator]

my favorite part was at 3:15 when the cat on the Left Hissed at the middle cat, and accidentally let go!

ROTFL !

Then he just stood there with his paw on her head like he didn't realize he was totally out!

[lafeelili]

mdr le chat du milieux mange presqe tous le steak et les autres le regarde XD

[Holyshitswords]

the cat in the middle is a genius

[pemyjo]

อิอิ

[DingleMusic]

Right: Religion 1

Left: Religion 2

Middle: Science

[tostrong4you]

@DingleMusic aw hell yea, invisible high-five.

[MsHotSinger]

The One In The Middle Should Just Get It He Basiclly Already Ate It . Smart As Fuck!!!

[1dman100]

the cat in the middle is like "yall just hold it for me while i eat" lol

[TheMadnessangel]

Celui du milieu peut tous manger!! Mais fait attention, la viande rouge est très mauvaise pour les reins des chats, cela peut leur apporter de l'insufisance rénale.. ;)

[jade21342]

yikes :l

[Jeremy182218]

Right Cat: Mine!

Left Cat: No MINE!

Middle Cat: Om nom nom nom..

:D

[AL3X0421]

3:13 hahaha

[TheFlamehazard]

lmao at 2:27

[puppyy21]

they sound like cars lol

[spongebob5927]

2:43 ssshhhh it'll be ok small one!

[magnetique12]

3:15 PWNED!!!!!!!!!

[lumiere2020]

I'd be crazy enough to put my hand in there and take the steak away to cut it in three parts.

[TheSyntaxOverride]

This is like some kind of porn

[blasteurdu59]

After 2 girls 1 cup, it's 3 cats 1 steak ! :D

[Xelorplane]

Middle cat is like : YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS !!, I AM THE KING HERE HOLD THAT STeAK FOR ME OR I WILL KILL YA ASSES

[GxDvCinema]

2:40 Facepalm!

[Te4mAAA]

For some reason the white cat looks the most mature....

[xxbabanixx]

lmao 2:49 cat gives the other cat a headlock xD

[PurpleMonkey3917]

wow kool

[Juggalo972]

Epic growl at 1:45 lmao

[drutrunks]

can get some a-1 steak sauce up this motherf**er?

[novostarview]

middle all greek and shit other country's fighting for food and greek all like nom nom nom gimme our i sew you and then screw you

[bugplayer]

@novostarview wtf are u telling? learn to write

[MrlordYoshi]

the middle cat is all like nom nom nom

[SuperTCTproductions]

LOLMAO, the kat eats like half of it, comes back. the white cat is like "youve had enough fat ass!!"

[mundamudiki]

I love how @ 2:29 the cat on the left is like "Bitch please. Talk to the paw" and then a few seconds later "I'm sorry. hugs!"

[GuitarGOR]

I find this hard to masturbate too

[000Nagby000]

next time buy more steak

[genjutsugaara]

Right : Darth Vader

Left : Luke Skywalker

Middle : Barrack Obama WINS

[BigPhillyStyle619]

To all of you making racial or political remarks about this video, shut the hell up. It's three cats fighting over a steak. They aren't jews, or corporations, or whatever the fuck you can come up with. Three cats....one steak....nothing more, nothing less. Work on your moronic philosophies outside of youtube and save us the torture of your ignorant selves. Idiots.

[TheWeeklyRandomShow]

Orange cat: *to smart cat* Leave the fight! *stares at cat across*

Smart cat: *runs back* *bites meat*

Orange cat: Don't bite my face! *claws smart cat's face*

Gray cat: Mine... Mine...

Orange cat: No! Mine... Mine...

Smart cat: NOM NOM NOM dummies!

[wwwarsen]

USA at the left, Russia on the right, and of course jew in the middle

[VolimTe1313]

i love how the middle cat is the smartest and eats it while the other cats fight

[MissKiss171]

dat steak is half frozen if its not breakin!

[TheMuaz28]

Man, the fight's really serious.

[alesana5564]

3:14 NINJA SKILLZ

[SawmanZ]

now... FIGHT TO THE DEATH

[lucixlr8]

left cat: left-side government

right cat: right-side government

center cat: corporations

steak: people

Got it now? :)

[WesMott1994]

2:30 facepalm?

[rachelnikole1]

so which one got the steak ? lmao

[NafisMalikHall]

Lol at 2:55

[mcgyvr2009i]

Pour water on their faces! That's how you break up a fight between any animal... humanely.

[ptcninjagrrl]

1:19 nonono I'm not quite done another moment please!

[phoga420]

aw why interfere in the end for i wanna see who was victor and it seems like the middle one will win

[bakafairypwns]

these cats sound like angry tigers growling O.O"

[emilioni61]

stoopid kittehs

[dreamerstays]

What happened after they went inside? Curious

[emerybryant]

om nom nom nom nom!!!!! it be my steak!

[UggaWaggaProductions]

Way better than 2 girls 1 cup, 3 guys 1 hammer, 1 girl 8 rocks, 2 girls 1 stapler, 2 guys 1 broom, and 1 guy 600 cups combined. Google them theyre ALL real.

[dusmo]

My bets were on the White and sandy coloured one... Clearly I was wrong.

[MrKingofCakes]

this represent my family...

[NeuroticTrash666]

oh yes, we have ourselves a mexican standoff

[minimantam]

Thumbs up if RJW sent u here >.>

[gymnastmonkey4]

@minimantam troll...

[meuzzer]

@minimantam rwj

[mgkpraesi]

Fördert die Harmony zwischen den 3 sicherlich nicht.

[9snaker]

@mgkpraesi

na und? sind doch nur katzen :D

[Crypiyo]

The middle cat applied a simple life lesson : Adapt, evolve and survive.

[ThoeFuPanda]

These 2 cats are stupid but one cat has IQ+

[xCatherineRose]

I wonder how long they would have sat there for if that middle cat wasn't such a genius

[misslove23]

c sur c la guerre des steack



[junkateria]

nom nom nom

[BaOmS]

the cat in the middle is a genius

[failcheeseOwo]

I wanna try this with my 3 cats

[cheez4me333]

but will it blend? not the steak, the cats.

[Averyboy13]

ONECRANKYFEMALE LICKS BALLS

[Averyboy13]

Nom nom nom

[OneCrankyFemale]

They're just tenderizing the meat for their human keeper.

[Bibimykitty]

Cat in the middle: "Thanks for helping me, guys! I couldn't eat that on the floor..."

[DextersRuffLife]

someone needs to get these guys a fork and knife....

[SpoogeeKitteh]

the second cat kinda just runs away while the third is just hangin on XD

[iViGenoCIDEiViSoDMG]

Ray William Johnson is a homo. Just saying.

[timothyy7]

i felt all the tension run up my bones while watching this. lmao

[eratosphenes]

did it died?

[pgasca123]

Sweet baby Jesus, this makes me so hungry!

[grandmabananadick]

actually there his cat slaves there pulling it apart so he can eat it

[MrNekobaka]

Those cats are too much cute!!! :<

[coucouro]

these cats are really cool, come see mine (in my videos is my cat)

[mydeadsea]

Im not sure if this is funny or sad. Are they strays that are starving? ..or are they pets that just want a delicious treat? If they're pets its hilarious and that guy in the middle is mega smart. "You two hold it up for me while I eat it " .. if they're hungry strays .... aw :( :( :( :(

[Chriskrepps1234]

Haha ty ray!

[Vomiehenk]

epic nom nom :D

[khai3000]

That middle cat was like "Aw screw this! I'm taking the middle part of the steak!"

[toastsgood]

Co za asy

[PitifulHeartless]

who actually won ? 

[asingleverse]

LMAO! look at that lil furry bastard going back and forth like its corn on the cob.

[M1r3m]

awww cuties

The grey one was like "i dont know about you,but im gonna eat!" jaja

And some of my cats eat raw food too and they´re so healthy!

[Linblano]

ptdr celui du milieu c'est un petit malin!

[Weedytje]

@quats5 the steak IS their food and they will not eat any fingers. By the looks of it they need about 150g BARF a day each. By the way, they act like cats.

[Weedytje]

@XxXBestgamerXxX So you prefer to poison your cats with junkfood?! Have you ever read what the ingrediënts are in 'normal' cat food? 4% MEAT !!! All the rest is additives and sugars. Not one cat will eat these ingrediënts when they have the choice! And then I am not even talking about the dried food.

[XxXBestgamerXxX]

@Weedytje Sorry about the normal cat food thing, but what my mother did was great, she lightly boiled beef/lamb/chicken and fed it to them. The taste of blood makes animals return to their native state; wild. Read about it. The boiled food is still raw but the blood is almost gone.

[Baurge]

@XxXBestgamerXxX a common misconception is that the red you see in most meats is "blood" when in fact it's simply "meat juice" or myoglobin. Animals before they are slaughtered are bleed out completely so the vast majority of the blood has been drained from the animal and is no longer there except for trace amounts left in veins.

[GregTom2]

207 people were not in the middle

[CBMBRB]

near halfway to the end it sounds like motorcross XD

[missLMFAO2000]

xD the middle one looks so evil

[LeMiroirUniversel]

c'est tendu !

[garvas313]

morale au milieux c'est mieux XD



[DotArtistas]

The middle is cat is eating it, while the others hold it! :P

[brunskibeat]

the middle cat is going to be dead after he ate it all

[NoxiousNickolai]

-Paul and George were fighting over a steak

-Peter opted a truce between the two of them

-He ate throught the middle leaving a fourth for each of the other cats

-Smart move Peter!

[caze728]

il a tout compris se chat^^

[SineCosineNG]

thumbs up if RWJ DIDN'T send you here!

[skank4dubstep]

@SineCosineNG no one fucking cares who send you here, go tell it to your mom fag.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@skank4dubstep No one cares that you don't care!

[Peteyftw207]

@SineCosineNG sorry, buddy, i cant give you a thumbs up on that one... 

[SuperHobo1234567]

@SineCosineNG Its funny how only you and 13 other people didn't get send here by Ray and most likly me and about a quarter of the views did.

[mcgyvr2009i]

@SineCosineNG Does that mean I vote your comment down?... if you know what I mean?

[Xevorim]

Now that's a Mexican standoff!

[Ilusion1111]

dammit that cat is smar and strong O.O i want that cat XD

[XBionic1955]

one of them is definitely very smart LOL

[XBionic1955]

one of them is definitely very smart LOL

[BlueSpeedDemon13]

this isnt a fight theyer just streching his steak out or him

[commanderzac]

Lol the middle one aint doing much hes just eating it while those 2 fight for it xD

[AKAAyame]

do you ever feed them 

[badoofus]

@AKAAyame Well they look pretty healthy and who can't resist a steak?

[jklym81]

@AKAAyame my cat get like that with raw chicken, it's not cause you don't feed them. It's a weird behavior when they eat raw meat I think

[Naverpace]

Reservoir Cats

[marcuspinvi]

lol,left cat:gimme right cat:no,gimME middle cat:OMUNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM,i can haz a1 sause motha fucka's?

[SSMTakethiS]

On peut faire pareil avec trois belges et une frite! :)

[Lakis177]

dont fead them stake u idiot ! u want wild cats ? :S

[Kiradeathangel013]

NOM NOM NOM =3 for the win!

[iNeedPEANUTBUTTERx3]

That middle cat knows what he's doing. the ones on the side are like mine!!!

and the middle one is all

nomnomnom ;3

[zecle]

3:15 FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[AWolvesHeartsOfWar]

The middle cats the smart one while the two others are playing tugawar just start eating it

[SpazzyBrownie]

vrooooooooom!

[BriteKitty]

@SpazzyBrownie

just listen to that engine purrrr!! :3

[kellydjoon78]

poor cats :(

[amaroq38]

Lol it's like an epic battle of wills. XD

[zdrgdr]

there two fight - third one always win

[DarkLove000]

Middle cat = win.

That's how it's done.

[DiddleThePooter]

Im suprised the camera guy didnt get tore up when he tried to grap the cat lol

[xxSweetxKandixx]

I like that the cat in the middle for most of the video is just like "om nom nom hey thanks for holding onto this for me guys om nom nom"

[Sturt16]

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THERE IS A HUMAN FACE IN THE STEAK??? 2:23

[UrSunshine4eva]

@Sturt16 Wow yeah that's a little creepy...

[Sturt16]

@UrSunshine4eva I know! Am I the only one who has noticed it??? lol

[FoundationsofPause]

This is some good TV

[quigon87yt]

Middle One ''Hey you guys quit moving around I'm trying to eat a steak here''

[CreepieHtf]

lol , tu as repris le titre, de la vidéo "2 girls 1 cup" xD

sinon ce n'est pas dégueu c'est plutot rigolo et mignon :D

[houssam1997]

The cat on the middle is so smart Xd

[GregTom2]

198 people were not smart enough to go in the middle

[skoopdahoop]

@Shuyin1337 well i guess he gave it to one of them and the rest wanted it so he saw it was funny so he filmed it and it wouldve been a personal video but seeing how clever the middle was he posted it. just a possibility

[TheHalo3spartan117]

198 people wanted the steak

[KasHCubeD]

Where's the UN when you need them?

[flosdraad]

lol its gonna explode

[kodakiwc]

EUROPE AND USA... ,in the middle ...CHINA..!

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

actually China is in Asia -.-!

[jonathankisss]

lol

[Capta1nBacon]

ZOMG INSTANT BONER

[3Snorkette4]

that was cool! very drama filled! :D

[GreatPtaah]

вот пидарасы-то)))))

[benh917]

left one is like "MINE!" and the right one is like"NO! MINE!" and the middle one is like"NOM NOM NOM"

[guneruh]

@benh917 very original -.-

[Zenkchi99]

@benh917 Nice RayWilliamJohnson joke there mate!

[littlebigreaper]

@benh917 "how original"

[aassaa99]

oh man this so good hahaha

[LunaSomnium]

the one in the middle wins :D

[christophehersent]

CAN YOU DANSE LIKE THIS GIRL ??? the video 's name is legris75

[africanprincess4ever]

le chat du milieu!! juste troooop fort!!!

[ArgonSpyder]

Om nom nom nom. :3

[NeoSephirothOmega]

i love how the middle one was the only smart one and actually ate the steak!

[makefunofyoazXD]

197 people dont like cats

[killernat]

while you two fight ill just eat the whole thing

[sammosammy]

The cat who isn't eating it deserves it. He managed to get it away from that douchebag cat who was hitting the other two in the face, he never let go, not even for a second. The douchebag cat is alright though. It has enough honour to know when he's beat.

[japanxworld]

@sammosammy I totally agree !

[chefluke52]

@sammosammy correction the cat who isnt eating it is a dumass

[DrkxNinja]

its like the two cats are holding it for the one eating it

[speaker00001]

The middle one is the smart one. The side cats hold it still while the middle one just eats. 4 minutes and 11 seconds of quality viewing time.

[electric70funeral]

the motherf""er in the middle is eating everything !!

[joeblowthehot]

epic

[GeoMcEvan]

Thumbs up if ray sent you here =3