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  • I wasssss DONE!! As soon as the dog gave you the thumbs up! LMAO AMAZING

  • And then she lays down next to me...*troll face* .....*music starts up*...........CREEPY!

  • Swooze ur awesome

  • @Vodoune swoozie is NOT gay! he's gentleman. and he treats his us girls like princess Jasmin

  • you should've played with her hair....

  • @learn2luvme24 what? ....what?

  • @krwblue instead of putting his big toe on her heel, he should've played with her hair! lol that's what i would've liked...

  • There shouldn't be such an emphasis on fucking girls anyway,

    if you really think about it, by the transative property, it is gay.

    I'm talking about fucking so many girls, like a sport.

    Girls who have already been fucked by so many guys.

    Using the Pythagorean theorem here, I can prove how it is gay.

    A² + B² = C²

    A = Desire to fuck girls

    B = Guys who fucked girls

    C = You are gay

  • Ok, listen to my story.

    So i am 14.. and i have a perverted mind like most teenagers have.

    So my dancing partner and i went back from the ''dancing competition'', and she asked me if i want to sleep over in their apartment, because we are away 1 hour from each other.But her mom was cool whit it. The funny thing is that her mom works from 6:15am to 7pm. So when we came in apartment it was 12am so everybody were sleeping. We both went to the couch and watched some movies.And nothing happened.:(

  • SWOOZIE LIFE IS WAY TO DEEP I WANT THAT LIFE 

  • LOL the dogs like thumbing up? that made my day xD awesome vids.

  • girls and women are dangerous, they use terrifying tactics to put up illusions. Yeah they know you'll be a good target to just mess around with.

  • swoozie i got a question, what did she say when she saw this video? everyone thumbs up so he can see this!!!

  • Girls flirt to almost every guy they lay eyes on with cause they like when guys flirt back. It gets us fired up. So always go for a big move cause if you dont we get mad

  • Man this friend zone problem is still hitting you today...that sucks

  • How come all the cool fun stuff happens to you -_-

  • Swoozie makes a video about going to a beautiful girls house, who's watching Swoozie on youtube. Swoozie-ception.

  • But that comment says I don't care if they're true or fake

  • How awkward would it be if she watches this vlog lmao

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  • eyy yo guy if u need help identifying what a girl is trying to get at inbox me with the situation imma girl tht evryone gets advice from(:

  • Hahaha using DOA tactics, very nice!

  • you get to have all the fun

  • Dude I am with u 1000%!!!! My ex girlfriend (WHO THE BREAK-UP WAS MUTUAL WITH!!!) hugs me and not that "yay friendship hug" but like that "pounce on u, wrap my legs around u, and rape u" hug, and acts like we're dating but then when people ask shes says we're broken up and even tells me that we're better friends then we were in a relatinship!!! WTF!!!!

  • @XWrathOfWarX

    Same dude, im just like no.

  • Here I am. Watching this video again 2 years later. Here I am. Laughing very hard again at this video 2 years later. And I have once again found my quote of the day. "Pitch black pleasure chamber."

  • Dude you're amazing. You think we females understand the friend zone? That we plan this stuff? Honestly? :D its not ...like that...

  • 5:40 "and I just reach into my pocket and take out my condom."

  • dude because of this video im going to subscribe and tell every one of my friends to subscribe this video made me laugh so much that i felt like exploding dude i love your videos

  • I was imagening her house like a mansion

  • LOLZ 05:45

  • Man I whish I had friends like that :(

  • Y U HAVE AMAZING LIFE

    Y I NO HAVE EPIC PLANE RIDE NEXT TO MODEL

    Y I NO GET LOST IN COMPTON

    GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    cool vids by the way

  • i think she has scoliosis.

  • Hey Swoozie your video's are awesome.please Write back!

  • i swear i just got hugged like tht 2day and i was like woah internal dialogue

  • "And I see the dog and he's like....*thumbs up*

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ 6:35

  • ay swoozie. i've recently gotten into your vlogs, amazing stories i wish you could do them more often (that goes for all you're subscribers too haha) but when you mentioned the online thing. Can you do like a video about friend zone online thing. Cuz there's this girl i talk to only through online/txt (because of long distance issues) and i can't tell if she wants just to be friends or me to ask her or what.

    That would be awesome.

  • silly swoozie, dogs dont has thumbz

  • This video was so awesome..!! I couldn't stop laughing and smiling throughout all the video :D

  • OMG.. She was amazing! LOL

  • if she watched this and saw the pic then she would be watching you watch her watch you?

  • what you should have done is lightly rub her belly and said "are you hungry  or is it just me " and wait for her to react

  • *See's picture* THERE'S CUTE EVERYWHERE!

  • LOL at the dog

  • OH yes i found this video!!! sorry i asked for a friend zone vid on your new vid.

  • Wow, that's one crazy dawg, bro.

  • LOL

  • omg perfect spooning postition xD

  • "We were all trying to figure this out how does a girl this cute go so long without a boyfriend."

    Well, look in the mirror, you seem to be the same way.

  • Congratulations, you got another subscriber. I thought I was the only one who had stuff like this happen to him. I have many female friends that want to keep things in the "Friend Zone", but also send mix messages. I had one that invited me to spend the night at her house and asked me to make sure she wasn't sleeping "while taking a shower. Later that night, it turned into exactly as how your story went.

  • 7:17 big pimpin' music starts up awwww yeah xD

  • Awesoem scenaros in ur life. SO AWESOME.

  • How does your brain do that much thought and scenario processing in such a small amount of time. Like really, then to convey all of that in a video. Classic line "Her dog goes *thumbs up.*

  • @jaded21 Processing like that happens all the time to me, like when a persons hand hits me, i start thinking "Wait, was that accident, or on purpose? Would I do that? But i'm not a girl, so maybe they would do that! I'll try accidentally tripping and getting close to her face, or should I? Is that too big of a move to tell? Calm down, you're her friend, nothing else. But she could have been-" this usually continues until someone says something.

  • @Shadowbangg So what happens if no one else speaks? You wait till someone makes a move?

  • @jaded21 Usually I continue talking for another 5 minutes and then make a small move, then regret it for another 3 minutes, then wait and see if they make a move.

  • The same thing happened to me except we ended up spooning lol >.<

  • That girl, is an idiot. How did she not know that?!! smh

  • you remind me a bit of Forrest Gump. Talented, sweet, talented, has lots of crap in their life, has lots of luck in their life, and meets tons of famous people.

  • erm....u probably should have told her about the sneaky pic before posting this.lol

  • WOW she does look cute ! Poor Swoozie !

  • That was amazing Swoozie!

  • LOL "Ummmm you know I subscribed to you after that night you came by right?" how did you respond.. I gotta know..

  • swoozie doesnt high punch lol he jab jabs....jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, shyouken, SHIN KU HAAADOOOOKKKEEENNNNNN!!!! (pant, pant) you win!

  • you'hve killed me with the "hug" and the "dog's thumbs up" scene :D just so hilarious lol

  • DOGS HAVE THUMBS?

  • I know exactly what you are talking about with the hugs its more of a pelvic presence. Its the little things that move the relationship from just friends to something more.

  • what does it mean when a guy says "this might be weird but im just gonna say it.. i like what we have." ..!? i guess the story behind it would help but seriously waht? ;0

  • @caffeine8l It depends on where you are I suppose. It could possibly mean "I like where we are but...I don't know if I want to move to the next level". However, it could also possibly mean "I like where we are and I wouldn't mind moving on to the next level." It really just depends on what type of guy he is and your history with him and what exactly your intentions are.

    But hey, I'm not Swoozie so take what I'm saying with a grain of salt.

  • my favorite part was the dog giving the thumbs up haha

  • Can you Burlesque? JKJKJKJKJK I LUVVVVV SWOOZIE;s vids!

  • perfect spooning postion XD

  • Alright, trivia question for all you Swoozamaniacs:

    Which video was she watching?

  • @Dougster the only part of that video that we could see was definitely just a dark blur of his head. i don't know anyone who could tell you which vblog she was watching. can you?

  • this is going out to every single girl i know. they do this stuff way to much

  • @Spewff we do. i know, but when you're naturally a flirt, sometimes you forget. not that that's an excuse. im just sayin. i feel bad when i catch myself doin it.

  • @angelahale11 i suppose its reasonable i guess i kinda flirt with girls alot when im not meaning to but not nearly like this.

  • 6:32 that dog is the man haha

  • 8:15 it means what it means ! you got out of the friend zone ! hahahahah

  • 6:37 that's it man ! more than friends ! hahahaha Even the dog knows it !

  • 4:21 NO !!!! i can see it from miles away ! hahahaha

  • when u had tht dialog in your head i was thinking i do tht all the time lol check out my vlogs..u are legen wait for it dary

  • I am a girl, and I am... So sorry. That same thought process goes through my head ALL THE TIME. she leans in and says I should ask out whomever I want. ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU?! ARE YOU TELLING ME TO BE A FREE SPIRIT?! I completely feel your pain...

  • "i can play friend zone *pops collar*" LOL

  • waaaaaaat? he took a picture?

  • Perfect spooning position.

  • Love the Mario/Yoshi thing! LOL

  • why stay in the friend zone man or you just not into getting in right now

  • @swoozie06 Lol! Man, that's like the definition of awkwardness. I would have given anything to be there to see you trying to explain that situation, especially the sneaky taken photo of her! ;p

  • Ok, she probably expected u 2 sleep on the couch so when u lied down on her bed she didn't know what 2 do so she just slept on her own bed. She most likely didnt do it to get out of the friend zone

  • hhhahhahaha u can bring ur xbox

  • is she asian? haha the picture seemed like she was petite and asian for some reason XD

  • haha yo i had the samething happen to me like 2 months ago but i had my hand on her and i never made a move WTF was i thinking haha but yo Contra=best game ever

  • i just think she was one of those well intended but completly oblivious girls.

  • You have a disturbing amount of game Swoozie.

  • "actual picture" woow adande lol

  • You know...Since she seemed to be a fan of your video blogs, she's probably gonna watch this as well x)

  • @Scamspam ~ Yup... she found it; she texted me a week after I put it up saying "ummm you know I subscribed to you after that night you came by right?" --- awwwwkkkwarrdddd lol

  • @swoozie06 lmao xD

  • @swoozie06 Ahaha, are you guys still friends??

  • @swoozie06 :O really?! what happened after that?! im like soo obsessed with your stories:) tomorrow is the TAKS test and its 2 in the morning and im still watching your videos.. thats how much i care!! :P

  • @swoozie06 :O really?! what happened after that?! im like soo obsessed with your stories:) tomorrow is the TAKS test and its 2 in the morning and im still watching your videos.. thats how much i care! :P

  • @swoozie06 You never should have told us that she texted you about the video...you've sent thousands upon thousands of Swoozie fans in a frenzy to find out the conversation...good luck to you, sir!

  • @swoozie06 what did she say about the friend zone encounter?

  • I'm so glad to hear someone else identify the significance of the full body / top hug. It really tells.you a good deal about how a female sees you or at least feels about you.

  • A good christian side hug would be suitable in this scenario. lol. :P

  • she prob did that because girls like to tease guys into liking them but not dating it makes them feel superior and good i have friends like that and when she told you that her friends told her that she was giving off signals she new that were not dumb you know :/ but she just told you after cuz she probably felt bad cuz your such a nice guy...

  • 5:40 I thought you were going to say "I reached into my pocket... and pulled out the cool shades."

  • This is hilarious, but I can see why she thought that you sleeping next to her was normal, because I know with my guy friends it means nothing if you sleep next to someone, even if you flirt with one another. =)

  • Way too funny(^_^ )... Pitch Black Pleasure Chamber, hilarious. Dude you the man with the master plan.

  • my stories are 1000% true. is this true??

  • @showyfawn ^_^

  • @showyfawn ~ #LOL

  • Full Frontal Hug!!! LMAO!

  • This could be the most true thing ever

  • 4:15 You remind me of napoleon dynamite sooo much!!!!

  • 8:25 to the end... LMAO

  • LMAO ''A.T'' you can't keep secretly taking pictures of girls; the girl in the mall and now this .wow lil' scary i havtah admit!

  • So does she think you're a creeper now?

  • Haha best vid of all besides "existence of god" swooz you the man

  • hey thts nice hd =P

  • Oh wow man, to tell u the truth i can't remember a time when i just outright didn't believe one of ur stories. just my opinion there. ok just wondering, which vlog was she on when u first walked in? boi i tell u if that had been me walkin in for the 1st time, i woulda' thought she was trying to find out more info about me,(potential interests, morals. etc.) to decide wheather or not to date. =}

  • aweh she is beautiful . i love your vidoes . its like my friday night payper view movie . but free and on my computer

  • Wow dat ass.

  • your a lucky man. you know that?

  • Yeah duhh thats really the picture, cant you see AT up on the laptop screen?

    Love the vids AT, keep it up(:

  • your vlogs are so cool ,the storys are so cool, your life mustbe awsome,adande you must be the new jesus

  • You're an awesome story teller =)

  • sWooZ1e what if the girl really did wanna be out of the friend zone and she just said she sent false signals so that things wouldnt be awkward cause u didnt make a move

  • I WISH I HAD YOU LIFE :D

  • swoozie06 u hit da issue dead on and if that had been me, i would hav made a move cuz i aint gon b da guy that was too shy and didnt make a move. no way thats just how i roll

  • I'm going thru something similar: There's this guy, my friend who I have liked a lot for a while, who hugs me close, kisses me on the neck when he hugs me, plays in my hair, pinches my side, and literally smiles every time our eyes meet, and does a whole lot of other stuff. When I finally told him that I like him, he said he likes me very much as a friend. His actions say something different.........Ugh I hate being confused!

  • @IzZbooicu i understand completely, a girl, whos a friend does da exact same thing. sometimes we even act lik a couple but everytime i make some kinda bigger move, she gets scared or ignores me. it sucks!

  • Dude this is literally 100% true about how a guy thinks... haha...

  • The actual picture is classic! HAHAHA

  • where did you get the big mario?

  • Just wondering wat u wanted to happen by putting your leg next 2 her coz the only reason a guy wud do dat in a bed with a girl is if they wanted some action, but wat did u wana achieve with that Adande, seeing as u dont believe in sex before marriage?

  • haa haa the puppy was underdoging you XD

  • Haha, perfect explanation of a man's thought process.

  • Swooz you where almost settin yourself up cuz you sprayed AXE on in the driveway be4 you whent to the door.lol

  • Man, you are picturing the subject perfectly...I had the same situation...my best friend was a girl. Cute and we had lots in common! I started to get these signals after we spent a weekend together in flat...I got totally crazy abt her. I waited and waited for various reasons...she went to Italy met an Italian...came back, I told her how I feel...we dated for a while like 2months just so she could leave me broken hearted for the Italian dude she was with for 3 days...if she only stayed away :/

  • yeah you dont want to repeat the thing that happened at the new years eve party in 1999 or when ever it was

  • wtf, hahahaha, dayum son.lol

  • wow u fucked that up big time u think to much bro just go for

  • i love the way u always supply pics, ur the man.

  • haha panicroom xD

  • hahah yesh! thats exactly what every guys think hahaa

  • lol u said cute so many times

  • lols funny!

  • Best one yet dude...lol sxephil has been booted for you in my priority video blog list!!

  • I am alwayssss in the friend zone and i'm a girl!

  • I wanna be like you, but I'm Native American.

  • I have a female friend that acts similar towards me. close quarter hugging, always lounging on me, calling and txting me a lot. i feel like a encyclopedia dramatica description. lol.

  • hahaha dam u got the craziest stories and nice timing with that pic

  • YOU AINT GOT NO GAME! xD

  • From all the story of these fine ass females som'n at him, he don't need it.lol

  • lmao

  • Haha Dude I Love It....SO TRUE!

  • dude ur hot. I can't not believe ur not in a relation ship how can u not be married or have a girlfriend. And if u do wow, y havn't u told us

  • i wonder if she has ever wathed this video vlog

  • lol 6:37

  • Happy 3 year anniversary! May the VLogging continue, man!

  • dam i know exactly where your coming from man drives me CRAZY!

  • she could not have been black

  • Wow it's sweet how you have different mario bits in the background in most your videos, its tight

  • LOL!!!!!!! epic

  • The things that girls do to make us over think everything. I am with you 100% on this one, Adande.

  • omg the things you've been through....

  • god you're awesome.. and hillarious man, keep it up lol

  • swoozie..was this picture accepted..i mean..did she say you could show it..jw lol

  • I agree 100%

    haha 6:34

    7:15 haha

  • i love your vids ^^ and that super mario dude in the background, awesum!

  • hahaha.... the dog gave you a thumbs up... that's fantastic lol...

  • 1 thing l like about u is that u think.... l love ur brain

  • is that really her

  • @804archie - yup; thats really her in the pic :)