Super Mario Teaches Safe Sex

[aust183]

Obviously fake, but also funny as hell.

[punisherman1000]

This is the type of sex education video teachers should be showing their students: It grabs their attention without grossing them out too much

[dedededede991]

I thought they were Italian

[DragongodZenos]

is this real?

[undeadkilla99]

condom boots for kicking your way through sex 

[undeadkilla99]

wow 4 a guy who gts bnd a lot mario doesnt know much about sex and luigi sounds like he got through puberty faster than his big bro mario

[lucariomario8]

that was funny discusting and sexual all at the same time.

[freelancegemma]

This is so weird and a little bit creepy but at least the message is there, safe sex is good sex.

Just because sex is safe it doesnt mean that its boring or less satisfying, but it does mean you wont be catching STD's and that has to be a bonus right?

Check out the Gene Eden website for more information on the antiviral supplement Gene-Eden-for-Safer-Sex which can help boost the immune system agaisnt STDs

[mr1spamification]

@freelancegemma go away doctor-wanna-be

[SirTannen]

Luigi stop breaking the 4th wall!

[crystallyx]

i guess mario and luigi arent very faithful catholics if theyre catholic at all

[JSBUnitedVideos]

3:03 - 3: 09. holy crap, honest to god subliminal messaging.

[HYPERJOHNBASS]

why does toad has that enormous pingas

[guitarboy1179]

i think i kno how marios mustash got all over peach's vagina lol

[shmozai]

Why does Luigi sound like a pedophile?

[SonsOfSevenless]

CONDOM BOOTS.

[DanimalLawlz]

I've been wondering for years why my daughter looks like a boo.

[DGDANIELGARCIA]

IMA EAT MUSHROOMS NOW!!! LOL

[brassmonker2]

"God damn this is some good fucking weed." "HEY PIZARRO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HUMAN SEXUALITY, PUBERTY, AND STD'S?" "What the fuck?"

[TheGrerex]

Why teach him about sex ed. He'll never get any.

[nintendomarioplush]

woah something tells me Luigi went through puberty himself

[Blade019]

Mario 0:58

I don't really get it

[MarioFan124]

This is more informitave than actual sex ed. at my school.

[rougeandgardevoir05]

sperm are boosO_O

[superyoshifan123]

lol

[frizzykid100]

How the fuck can this be on youtube?

[ZurkonTheDestroyer]

I want a pair of condom boots

[Bubbiea]

damn puberty mustve hit Luigi hard for him to have a voice that deep

[LordBleck2100]

#LOL

[WindyWheel678]

You won't believe what mushrooms do to my penis, kid.

[PeachMadison]

lol



[AlexejGravius]

LUIGI WHAT IS THAT???

[8RingsStudios]

#LOL

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

thats one of the reasons why I like the sega genesis more than the nes cause I DON'T HAVE FUCKING MARIO COME AND GIVE ME A LECTURE ABOUT SEX.

[dingaling24]

@ADAMTHEKILLJOY yeah, but you DO get a lecture from sonic about grown ups touching you in weird places.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

"cause safe sex...IS THE BEST" well that's his opinion.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

so I have to buy condom boots to avoid aids then I jump over the aids! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET CONDOM BOOTS SO I CAN JUMP OVER BILL CLINTON. and why did nintendo steal segas sound effect from when you win a bonus round and get a chaos emerald in sonic

[insectfreak1]

wait he said male penis at 1:27 is there any other kind of penis?

[FriggenLoveDinosaurs]

@insectfreak1 psh. the female penis. DUHH :P

[GhettoKarter1992]

Mario is so funny he makes Lil Wayne look like an autistic bitch and Luigi makes Michael Jackson act like Tupac!

[GhettoKarter1992]

Mario is so funny he makes Lil Wayne look like an autistic bitch and Luigi makes Michael Jackson act like Tupac!

[pikminfan1998]

This looks nearly legit.

I seriously nearly took this for real.

[cyncialhero]

Mario sounds like a TOTAL STEREOTYPE, Luigi sounds like a douchebag and this is about the most disturbing thing i've ever seen.... which is why i can't stop laughing or look away lol nice job.

[Rebeccachu]

This is so cool!

I hope it dosen't get flagged....

[TrueTubePoops]

Whoever made this really has problems.

[TheBagmanandy]

This is Very informative and i appreciate it very much so. I will recommend Safe sex to all my friends and Do other stuff and junk with my stuff and junk

[chickensaymoo]

uhhhhh WTF???

[OizenX]

2:08

Correct me if Im wrong but isnt that the Sonic the Hedgehog Continue Jingle?

[vovadi4]

Luigi looks............. smart

[jtalkalot19]

...What the HELL? this is sooooo disturbing............ seriously, what the hell?

[AndrewFaulds]

@ChakaGon yeah it's like getting ill, without getting ill you don't build up your immune system.

Getting illnesses makes you stronger in the long run, not weaker.

[Sheriffification]

:L This is slightly disturbing

[andyfireman1]

if i wear a condom how will i feel the sex? :(

[dingaling24]

that's why we have hands my friend.

[DanTehSamuraiMan]

LOL Luigi.

[cactuarlord]

so thats how it works

[Lazyboy0337]

4:10 WEEGEE!

[NyorexDC]

That's Mama Luigi to you Mario.!

[evilbloo]

Captain N

[Shaz1194]

it may be fake because it uses sound effects from early sonic games; 2:08 - 1up , 1:35 - shield , 1:38 - bubble , etc.

[KlayMan2007alt]

It IS fake. The original creator of the video (forgot who it was) uploaded it as a YouTube Poop, but it quickly turned into an internet phenomenon after Kotaku linked to it. It was then no longer a YouTube Poop.

[cactuarlord]

thank you captain obvious

[FROZYO]

Yeah, what is that? xD

Obviously, this high schooler doesn't look what he's doing when he takes a whizz.

[JosephAS1]

"Safe Sex Is The Best" LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

[ChakaGon]

When I saw that kids penis I got so hard. I came all over my monitor becasue it is soo hot. I think stds are naturall and should be contracted

[CharitaPaul]

i hope you a girl saying that

[ChakaGon]

@CharitaPaul If girls get hard then yes. Yes i am a girl.

[morbidlytroopa]

"LUH-WEEGEE, WUT'S DAT?!"

[Linkfaan120]

Oh.....shit....If i had a child and he watches this....NO MARIO FOR AN YEAR!

[tauwilltriumph]

3:05>

WIN

[tauwilltriumph]

0:24

What?

[videogamelovergirl12]

how come mario and the random dude doesnt know what a penis is?

[jynxar]

Boos are sperm.  Who knew?

[LimesOfTimes]

LOL!

"What is that?"

Dumbasses xD

[Ritrex2]

lol Condom boots?

[RISKED911]

Best Sex-Ed vid ever. Why don't they show this in schools?

[legocpmaster]

yeah that sucks

[darkwater124]

Oh... So the stuff on my paper towels are boos?

[Kirk00077]

"Safe sex is the best!"

Holy shit, couldn't they think of a more pro-abstinence slogan? I'm not for abstinence, but this video seems to promote it except for the slogan.

[StarFoxChao]

Dear god.This is disturbing.Its like my inner child has been molested.

[kurtispurgatorytv]

this is hilarious!!!

[Thunderbiird]

this is so fucking amazing, even if its fake

[galakyori]

So the Boos are actually sperms, not Ghosts and Mario's Mustache is Made of Pubic Hair..wo0o0ow I've never noticed!

[anuca2]

boner jam 2009

[korscha000]

So the lesson is: Puberty begins with the balls growing, then they send red and green mushrooms thru the body; then the balls produce Boos and the penis grows, and you get Mario's mustache all over the crotch. Meanwhile the girls' chest inflates like a balloon, then she gets Mario's mustache all over her crotch too. Then a Yoshi egg grows inside the girl's uterus, a Boo gets inside it and after 9 months a mini adult Yoshi with a Baby Mario is born...

O_____________________________­_O

[Jelly1Bean1Jade]

yep...

...nintendo went there

and dont forget the condom boots...

[HunPolice]

@korscha000 Man smoking shits can really do some Damages to the brain if they... even had a brain

[jcdenton112]

@korscha000 lol

[korscha000]

Luigi sounds like a snobby British wannabe.. No offense to british people, btw.

Mario just had too many mushrooms and fire flowers and his penis fell off.

Captain N is on speed.

[RISKED911]

Stolen, but thats good because the original is flagged.

[Kratar]

The Guy and Mario, "What is that?" Luigi's the only one with a dick.

[uncut7007]

@Kratar Surprisingly.

[IamAllira]

the same way again*

[IamAllira]

I will never see mario and luigi again.

[kagebakemono]

LMFAO

whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy nintendo whhhhhhhhyyyy.

Lmfao!!!!!

[addycool14]

FAKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hsbhsbshb]

by the sound of luigi's voice he went though puberty at least 5 times!

[vgmew128]

...Scary. O.o

[CokeColaFTW]

at least marios voice actor was actually trying

[L0CKED0WNE]

OMFG

[bethyjones]

why doesnt mario know what a penis is O_o

[zeldaed123]

@bethyjones He hasn't seen his in many years.

[HYPERJOHNBASS]

@bethyjones because he is so fat that he cannot see his own penis

[SirTannen]

@bethyjones Because it was on Toad.

[woolybullyshanti]

I want condom boots!!!

[BIOFAN2543]

WOW

[mafatu32]

Its funny isnt it, your at home at night playing your games, everythings fine, its all good, then Mario and Luigi suck into the TV to teach you about sex.

[losertomy]

OMG its fking funny XD

[boeing0417]

my school doesnt have sex ed and it gos up too middle school

[Glugg2]

I wish they showed this in my sex ed class! very effective! (but quite strange mind you)

[Venom5669]

Ok why did the famous nintendo power company do a stupid video like this lawl!

Nintendo is pointed toward gaming not SEX EDUCATION!

Plus if were to use mario and luigi in this stupid ass and lame video they could've used the voices.

Stupid ass coperate retards!

[Kingdedede77]

The reason why mario showed up on the screen is because that kid was smoking weed.

[ShoopDaWhoopMan]

WOW, DATZ TOTALLY TUBULAH!

[slyrat53]

I wish they showed us this in health class Instead of the shitty "miracles of life" video. This made me laugh so hard, i thought id die. AWESOMe!!!

[tyandrichie]

rofl this made me laugh sooo hard, i didnt hav to watch it, i already knew, a buddy told me to check out how funny this is!

[assaltantejr]

I guess this video is somewhat descent, i mean there was no irony to it. It really was educational. I thought mario was gonna warp the guy into the TV and molest him or something lol

[parodyking23]

"wow, i had no idea"

yeah, i had no idea boos were in my balls

[TheWhiteSuit]

Alright, I'm sure I am just reitorating what has already been asked, but how is it that Mario sounds like such a ginny and Luigi speaks like he actually knows English. What, when they were kids, did their mother only have enough money to send one of them to school?

[domeace14]

to answer your question:

yes

[TheWhiteSuit]

Oh......

That's actually more sad than I had thought before. Poor lil' guidos.

[domeace14]

yeah, you'd realize that if you noticed they're freaking plumbers

[TheWhiteSuit]

Well we have to put the uneducated masses somewhere, right? We can't have the class fuck-up become a Senator, or the kid that couldn't get Math to become a CEO. Things need order. People need to be ordered. Smarties on top raking in the billions, dummies down bottom scrubbing the toilets.

[Linkfaan120]

Oh fuck,i din't knew that i had boos,mushrooms,and moustaches in my PINGAS!

[noobrifle111]

it's very...um....disturbing.. t hat guy is supposed to be retarded...?...Now I can't haave sleep tonight...

[nita665]

h...o...l...y shit

[jumonji123]

what...the...hell....

[2d122]

the voices were over the top,but funny as hell,its funny how adults try to teach kids about sex using video games,they could at least used better voices,haha

[samanthavv]

Wow.

Too bad I didn't watch this video back in july! Maybe I wouldn't be so knocked up right now!

[krisescloset]

omfg! xd tears

[ParappatheRapper]

oh my god, i have im shooting Boo sperm into Yoshi egg's?

[Princesslunali]

mario teaching safe sex D:

i lold

[a456987]

LOL

[Joroshira]

1:21

How the fuck can you use a Gameboy to see toadstool's penis?

[Crabs4You]

Operation W.T.F is now in affect, please stand by.

[trancendency]

LMAO xD

[Mosenwrath5]

i love that sperm is boo's

[Mosenwrath5]

at least mario sounds italian. Luigi has the whitest voice in sex-ed history.

[Slaeynn]

Italians are white.

[Darkdestroy]

Italians aren't white, they're jewish, there's a difference.

[LessthanJake14]

Was that a joke? The capital of Roman-Catholism a mostly Jewish nation?...

[easylifting555]

Yeah but since Luigi is the teacher he can't sound like a dumb wop.

[LessthanJake14]

Yeah, that is totally BLACK.

[zukuze]

hahahahahaha

[xthatrandomguy]

funny shit, safe sex is the best! lol

[Zerobadniks]

I herd Sonic sounds in this video Nintedo took the piss out of SEGA

[Zerobadniks]

Nintendo**

[fireflower94]

Luigi sounds like a math teacher, Mario sound like some crazy Mexican/Italian guy, Captain N is a retard, Mario's looks creepy at 2:40 and Mario doesn't know what a penis is.

I wish they would show this at my school lol

[PecansAreNuts]

...now I've lived to see everything...

[vampirekiller777000]

fuckin gross, they showed Toad's dick!

[vampirekiller777000]

1:11, what happended to his mouth?

[TheXLink]

"I need to wear a condom, cuse Mario and Luigi said that" *your girlfrend kick you out of the bedd*

[SsurTrebor]

Well, Mario can save Princess Peach all he wants, he'll never be as sexually smart as Luigi!

[CheeseGundam]

God damn Captain N is a noob.

[CheeseGundam]

lol @ the dumb jock playing mario with the joystick.

[ThePurpleEnchilada]

0_0 I never knew Nintendo taught so many things....

[DrLicuid]

Gay Luigi?

[RayquazasLilGirl]

what do YOU know bout' human sexuality?

[supergamerbros]

.________.

........U

[DarthIre]

Now you can say "Everything you need to know you can learn from Nintendo"

[PINKluvr01]

mario isnt hispanic... ;p

[bryanadolfo2007]

lol condom boots

[teeron11]

I want condem boots too!!!

[3dgar0marL0p3z]

LOL sperms are boos

[loolooamsterdam]

at 3:06 what cartoon is this

[killingkillian]

loolooamsterdam: Most of this "safe sex video" is taken from Captain N: The Game Master. That is the Simon Belmont character from that show.

[jokemasterslifer]

I'm going to fuck up (not sexual dumbass) whoever made this if I find out where they live XD

[NESCRAP]

safe sex is the best lol

[NintendoFreak29]

You need a trip to Nintendo land for a crash course in KNOWLEDGE!!!!

[TrainorJon]

I will ALWAYS wear a condom :)

[KlayMan2007]

I'm gonna need a trip to Nintendo Land after this. 0_o

[shockywatt]

luigi's voice lol

luigi whats that

[parrotpuncher]

"HERESA MAH BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL U A WHOLA HEAPIN SPAGETTIPILEA INFORMASHIONAYYE"

"Hello Mario."

[revo360]

KNOWLEEEEEDGE

[lillipurcat]

well i am 10 and i all ready now sex but willy growing and stuff i dont need sex lessons now

[Zaziuma]

Maybe you don't need sex lessons, but you sure need to go to school.

[Thewyverndirector]

O_O

[ScissorHand26]

"see me play with my blutt!!!" - random spammer

@ random spammer

lol, blutt

wut the fuck is a blutt?

[redratfish]

i think this acually was a real thing

[headshotfilmss]

well you should use a condom boots if sperm is getting out of your feet