Poo Blockage - Young, Dumb & Living off Mum - BBC Three

[jellywelly9324]

lol at the voice over

[TimpBizkit]

I'm not fat I'm just poop! Wait that's much worse

[TimpBizkit]

I'm not fat I'm just poop! Wait that's much worse

[TimpBizkit]

I didn't know it was possible to not go for 17 days. 7 days maybe... There must be like 8 pounds or more!! Or it's really dry and hard.

[lvmykids1]

antibiotics for constipation? clueless

[Frequency404]

I believe children are the future, teach them well and let THEM lead the way...*Watches clip*..........oh fuck.......

[abdullahalmahmood]

 silly pieces of human excrement

[wardyboy5]

"is constipation contagious" LMFAO

[soapfan97]

I have that t-shirt that blonde short haired girl is wearing (not the one thats constipated)

[soapfan97]

I told my mum about this programme and she was like if it was anything to do with you it'd be 'Young, Dumb and nothing to do with mum... or Young, Dumb and out on your bum'!!! I was like yeaah thanks mum!:')

[juniejazzy]

wat's the song at 2:38?

[igobyalex]

the guy who narrates this is a fucking ledgend!

[HAMMiiEX]

LMFAO.

[AubergineMcGee]

17 days? jesus

[BarneyWobba]

Thank God we have these kids to take the country into the new era, eh everyone?

[u13at8]

Why did she wait 17 days to get a laxative?

[superfineclock]

its like watching chimps at the zoo

im quite surprised that they didnt start throwing her shit at each other

[smistry93]

thats exactly what i like to do, have a hug with someone thats just come out from taking a shit

[Encodedd]

Just watched the first episode of the new series ;).

[rcbsa159]

I love how duan at 1:53 said he want to get her some antibiotics. That wont get ride of consipation. It was nice of him to get her some laxatives tho

[prepschoolkid]

enema???

[datasafe00]

' Im so happpy' lol this show makes me laugh.

[metalmaster76]

hahahaha antibiotics hahahaha, get her some fucking metamucil ! or some weat bran!

[nateman742]

I'd be crying too if I hadn't shit for 17 days.

[secretspacewoman]

EAT SOME FRUIT THAT WILL CLEAR IT ;d

[andrew8833]

@secretspacewoman No it wouldn't give it a few days and it probably would eventually shift, but to get it out of your bowels immediately, you need laxatives.

[amberlynn6914]

Teenager Fail!

LOL @ "Is constipation contagious?"

[wtfuxpls]

bahaha s'what you get. >>

[bineees78xx]

"is that how poo works?"

"i dont know, slosh it"

[deadist]

OMFG! I WATCHED THIS AND I GOT CONSTIPATED!!! GOD DAMMIT!

[thasnaps]

who was narrating this ? sounds like the guy from peep show

[Avarhilien]

@thasnaps It is the guy from Peep Show (also known as Robert Webb).

[R6VIIshooter]

1:50 antibiotics? for anti-shits?

[laydeeXlethal]

LOOOOOOLLL!!!i laughed so much through this hahahahaha.

[qn5r]

2.5 weeks!!?!? I go everyday! Usually twice a day.

[OoohGodDamnn]

Why are people calling her fat and stuff?

I mean god what has she done to you?

She has constipation thats it .

[Fresher2U]

u can tell cuz of her fat ass is ready to blow up lol

[katynorman123]

"is constipation contagious?" pmsl :') x

[LimitlessHelen]

oh yes joy definitely comes in shit form :)

[BryonyBratz]

Lol! I remember watching this! so funny

[KaizVideos]

get a vacuum cleaner and shov it up the elephants arse and the shit would come..

[Wrathasyth]

I wish I got a round of applause every time I took a shit.

[aeioueight]

The music and narration is genius.

[igobyalex]

even after watching this like 10 times it never fails to make me laugh :)

'im so happy!' ;)

[Ibik]

wait she didnt take one for 17 days!? I would DIE

[KyuubiKris]

Let's just hope she can beat Bono.

[thekrutch434]

i would love to be the narrotor for this show. he has the best job and slagging these idiots off.

[OfficialBOOM]

This made me LOL

[grantyc9]

Yeah, we need toilet roll cause Danielle is due for a massive crap.

[chesney121]

I started watching this last week, like, the first episode of this series and stuff. And that Duane is 1 annoying dick. Levi, with the freaky hair, is just retarded...It's shaming. And I live near the Welsh guy :D

[AAS0009]

It's just sad that i'm on the same island as they are, WHY!!!

[GushingMILF]

Antibiotics? Thick fuck...

[kindahottish]

revolting

[fatboystwin]

Big Un from Wigan hahahahahahaha

[Pengutibba]

Since when was there a new teen in YDALOM? He reminds me of Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) :S

[lanegwyn]

ROBERT WEBB IS A HYPOCRITE. He and Mitchell are sell-outs, regardless of how much irony and attitude he attempts to slip into the voice-over...

[1my2username3sux4lol]

@lanegwyn Hes not a hypocrite. LOl when asked why he did this he said it was the money. When does he condemn people for doing stuff for money? He doesnt. hes not a hypocrite

[lanegwyn]

@1my2username3sux4lol Of course he did it for money, there's no other reason to do it. That's the point. He and Mitchell always go on and on (and on and on) about how ridiculously stupid shows like this are, and I find his participation hypocritical and pathetic.

[1my2username3sux4lol]

@lanegwyn Yeah. he agrees? have you actually listened to the interviews when he talks about the show? He knows this show is shit but he still finds it funny. Hes just not a comedy snob like you

[lanegwyn]

@lanegwyn If I were a comedy snob I wouldn't be a Mitchell and Webb fan...

[andym87]

"brown flakes"

[foook111]

"It's hardly the moon landing" I beg to differ, with that fat assssss on the loo

[DeezilB]

giving her a cheers cos she took a shit wow thats weird.

[Charapova100]

poor kids :( parents its your fault for not teaching them anything! Its not just school thats can teach you know

[MrDanielHolmes]

did dannielle win

[saltyfish99]

whats wrong with this fat shit

have a shower for fuck sake are these people disabled?

[GushingMILF]

Maaaaaaaan, I would explode after like 3 days. I shit at LEAST once a day. Not a little crap, either. I'm talking 3-4 logger.

Man, these kids fuck me off...

[THEMASKEDBRIT]

@GushingMILF lmfao!!!!

[jaminlgreen]

haha 17 days?

[susannah1987]

antibiotics wont do shit! lol

[TheMizzchloexxlou]

Omg Dogan Peri i love you!!

[MrBorntorun1989]

@TheMizzchloexxlou

u r an idiot

[camboy1132]

did you say moon lamping . sound like dream come true

[camboy1132]

I just got poo Blockage it was so painful pain was a 10 level, 5 hours if sweating. I had to call ambulance & go to the ER room. that can lead to death. it where where you have diarrea but cant go & it last for for hours. its life threatening. I hope you got the care you should have.

[EllenMae4]

"resulting in One Almighty BLOCKAGE." hahah! thats hilarious! .... but poor girl lol, im surprised she didnt have an appendicitis or something.

[TurquoiseGirlyPink24]

I loved this, brings back really nice memories from the summer :( Feel sad now

[Hornylildevil20]

how the fuck can one shit take 23 mins to come out? Thats a fake clip or made longer for dramatic effect surly?

[TurquoiseGirlyPink24]

@Hornylildevil20 Hellooo? She was Constapated you idiot, that DOES take a long time :L

[SugarLullie]

poor girls

[devastorm22]

haha pissa

[AyeKev]

Dena is bitch!

[AyeKev]

dogan is a fucking nightmare lol!

[TakeAdvantage1990]

i saw dogan in a Norwich night club last night!

[MashyLaLa]

ha ha!!!! 'danielle tucker.... has constipation.' ha haaaaaa!

[gobbycow123]

haha this was one of the stupidest things on this show they all took it so serious at the begining

doan shud of won ohhhwelll

[wittlebo]

"I thought they were called Brown Flakes!" PMSL!

[xtammyxbabeex]

PivotRJ shes not 25 shes 18 she aint cryin cus she cnt look after herself she cryin becuz shes got constapation n it gives you a bad belly n yew cant eat properly without gettin a bad belly n feelin sick thats whyyyy shes cryin !!!!! xx

[PenisBoat]

hahahaha fat bitch

[PivotRJ]

She's fucking crying over looking after herself! she's 25!!

"Is constapation contageous?"

[skaterkid901]

I never realised Robert Webb (Mac from the Mac and PC ads) narrated this programme.

[ryanjuH]

I really liked doahn or whatever i was really gutted when he lost about 4 mins ago :) daniell won :P

[onionbob]

Behold, the worst people in the world.

[wra7h]

Danielle sounds like Panda from Skins. Silly bitch needs to stop painting her face orange.

[GoldenRizzla]

She had a shit! get the fuck in - made my day that has.....

[HTiDPrincess2]

dogan's gorgeous

[gizm0ranger]

anti-biotics? you need laxitivs!!!

[Legend1245]

The 25 year old girl does my fuckin head in.

She needs to grow the fuck up and get a grip of her self.

[FunkChicks08]

"is constipation contagious" haha bless her

[rorrt]

17 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell. the most ive gone was around 3 days.

I bloody love this show!

[BSEmadcow]

She had a shit. What an achievement.

[DannHeath]

hahahahah

[DANATRINGWOOD]

lol i wouldent of got soft toilet roll i would of got 10 rolls off bounty / plenty

[ablack1993]

Is constipation contagious? LOL LMFAO

[dvo316]

Oh My God that Fat Cow has'nt had a shit in 17 days!!!!

AAAHHHH Thats so funny!

[hazeldine016]

why cant she take a shit in the field like the rest of the cows? xD

[teenomar13]

@hazeldine016 lmaooooo nice 1

[matty0l214]

Laxetives!

[spress97]

I'm sorry for all the spoiled kids out there for what i'm about to say......... We should have an olimpics for spoiled brats where the have to do the 100 mr swimming in boiling water and the 100 srint in glass shards. Get a fuck*ng life and grow up you CU*TS.

[Midgit291]

to be honest its not the childs fault if their spoilt! when there older they learn but if there never taught by other people then they never learn

[hazeldine016]

nah if you watch the show it says how their parents are to blame and they realise that.

[hazeldine016]

no need to be sorry..

[hazeldine016]

GOD i hate these fucktards!! they're probably gona abuse their 15 minuites after this show is over...

"u dont know who i am?..... i was the useless one of that tv show"

[spress97]

Narrow it down they are all useless

[ZoobyCat]

These people need to get a life

[pcgamerguy1234]

wtf this programme is stupid

[XDeVaStAtOrZ]

2nd to rate woop.

[tom2197]

lol

[ste8Utube]

LOL

[SteelFluff]

first :D