Dan, you da man! "I should be a millionaire many times over!" Yeah buddy! Driving shirtless with your mom in your Hyundai, filming yourself admitting you fuck her in the shower! Now I've heard it all!
Damn man. That's your mother. But I understand you're trying to get out. And just be free, that is all you have in the end is your conscience. Even if people treat you like shit, religiously acquainted or not they will have no peace when they die.
i found it absolutely EFFING redonkulous that dan the man-gina quinn actually bitched his mom out for feeding the cat regular water. I may be wrong here but isnt that what you normally feed animals??? Lol.
@phubans lol, ive been following dan from day 1, and you have no idea hpw good his life has been and howbadly hes fucked it all up. hes had multiple opportunities where his family has put time and thousands of dollars into helping him out of the graves he digs himself. just search "dan quinn" and see hes a 44 year old baby.
no offence dan u need to calm down dude look at u ur making a complete dick of ur self grow up and ur cussing at ur mother if i was cussing at my mother id get smacked so realize wht you are doing
its hard to fight thats why you need to start shooting motha fuckas at that age.im in my thirty's and i would not fight my mom,i would stab that bitch.
Dan, I understand way your are mad. You have every right to be mad . But you have to let it go , its going to eat you up. Stay away from her she, will suck you in to the same old thing. Do something else, spin out of it. Stay on the Meds, it will be ok
FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! WHO THE FUCK TALKS TO THEIR MOTHER LIKE THAT??!?! you're better of just shutting the fuck up, dont be a straight BITCH! just keep your mouth shut if you have a problem with your mom, go be a man.
@TheDotComKid84 If it was that bad, I wouldn't be around her. Either give her a second chance, or get the fuck on with your life. Don't be an asshole, though. This guy is an unstable, delusional idiot.
Dan Quinn actually snatches his evil mothers metaphorical FUCKIN man-hood while in a seat on wheels in this historical 10 minute and 53 second treasure.. like oh my god!!
Dan Quinn got banned from his gym for filling it's spa with stevia. That's not a joke either. The guy is one of the most unintentionally funniest humans on this planet.
Ross Branner, Willy Frye, and another uh brother, supposedly raped the daughter of the president of coke, and what it really was was a gangbang, and she liked it, and I heard this from brothers, and they were slappin high fives all over campus.
This guy is either mental and severely delusional and needs to be locked up... Or he's a great comedian...I'm betting he's a world class loony toon... I love it! Keep up the great work crazy dude!!!
This is wierd... Dan Quinn is out of this world crazy. Is he mental? You are a grown man. Grow up and move out of your mom's house... well I mean her shed.
Please get this 51/50 off the ssite he needs to be reported, and not linked to Placer County Police Department This is why even as a citizian that needed to look up information and I have to be subjectede to this Crazy Indivual and think of all the other people who have been subjected to............If my son can be put in jail for a crime he did not commit/DISMISS the case....This fool neededs to be under watch by PCSD because he is a threat to himself and everone else
so I ran into this guy in a gym and he gave me his whole stevia rap and talked about a fight he had coming up. I had no idea who he is but could tell he was a little off , but wow! this is the craziest mutherfucker ever!
your 42 grow the fuck up wow your like a16 year old girl wow you live in a hut at the back ov your mums lol lol lol lol lol lol GROW UP GROW UP GROW UP
your mother has enabled you for 42 years she needs to throw you out ya worthless freeloader. and dont speak to your mother like that ya foul mouth prick. you should be ashamed of yourself.
DQ randomly starts talking about his white/black boxing prowess just after 4:50 after calling his probation officer and his mum says "are you talking on the phone?" LOLLLLLLL this video has so much unintentionally classic stuff.
...this dude is like fucking 40 something, and he lives with this fucking mom, his mom has has to tell him to call his po..this guy is fucking pathetic
crying about shit that happened 30 years ago, talking about your gonna be a millionaire off of shit thats already invented and has patents. its fucking delusional man. how r u gonna make cal worsham look good man thats deep...i like u though man, ur just getting a little too nutty now and its wierding me out
Jesus Christ! This should be a PSA for methamphetamine.
brainfart162 2 weeks ago
Dan please don't talk to your mother like that. :(
Ryskar 4 weeks ago
"Post-Humanously" bahahaha
sarkj 2 months ago
Dan, you da man! "I should be a millionaire many times over!" Yeah buddy! Driving shirtless with your mom in your Hyundai, filming yourself admitting you fuck her in the shower! Now I've heard it all!
SphinctersForever 3 months ago
Mom kind of admits to being an abuser with that therapy comment so lets cut the dude some slack.
boingmgroin 3 months ago
Damn man. That's your mother. But I understand you're trying to get out. And just be free, that is all you have in the end is your conscience. Even if people treat you like shit, religiously acquainted or not they will have no peace when they die.
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i found it absolutely EFFING redonkulous that dan the man-gina quinn actually bitched his mom out for feeding the cat regular water. I may be wrong here but isnt that what you normally feed animals??? Lol.
MidnightOfRuyai 3 months ago
Watching this makes me glad he always gets his ass kicked when he fights.
5hundie 3 months ago
its vonhelton's long lost brother!
snakebitgoat 4 months ago
I feel bad for this guy. Obviously he's in a lot of pain from having a fucked up childhood.
phubans 4 months ago
@phubans lol, ive been following dan from day 1, and you have no idea hpw good his life has been and howbadly hes fucked it all up. hes had multiple opportunities where his family has put time and thousands of dollars into helping him out of the graves he digs himself. just search "dan quinn" and see hes a 44 year old baby.
The12GagePump 4 months ago
Dude, are you 14?
pzeud0nym 5 months ago
no offence dan u need to calm down dude look at u ur making a complete dick of ur self grow up and ur cussing at ur mother if i was cussing at my mother id get smacked so realize wht you are doing
justindewitt2 5 months ago
who the fuck is this guy
andriaaam 5 months ago
He asked if you could have someone arrested posthumously. He seriously asked that.
rockdude492 6 months ago
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS AMAZING ROFLMAO
RaiseFoldRepeat 6 months ago
Did you go to town on my body with hot wheel tracks?
Mansurus 7 months ago 4
Dan why the hell are you driving and talking crazy at the same time??? You're a menace to society driving and doing this vid...
ripperduck 7 months ago
Lol... god damn crackhead.
johntodd 7 months ago
haha why does this guy humiliate himself? Hes a character thats for certain.
arellanoj90 7 months ago
9164757856..... way to say your phone number on youtube.... Thumbs up so everyone can prank call!
juventusandmanunited 7 months ago
4:57 i think this is where it goes wrong for him, he sux at what he loves (mma) look up his sherdog profile lol!
bahionic 7 months ago
Looks like Duke Nukem with aspergers
PharodWormhair 8 months ago 23
@PharodWormhair Don't insult people with asperger's ok? :(
AngryPunkPixie 4 months ago
@PharodWormhair He looks like the guy from Doom. Exactly like him.
1Pantikian 1 month ago
its hard to fight thats why you need to start shooting motha fuckas at that age.im in my thirty's and i would not fight my mom,i would stab that bitch.
wetbackwerwolf 8 months ago
dear god he nbeeds his ass whipped
jcedozer 8 months ago
32 people are not batshit crazy
jackdavid124 8 months ago
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you know what?
FREDISFUNNY234 8 months ago
the poor man's charlie sheen
Anuranpostage 10 months ago 4
@Anuranpostage charlie sheen is a poor mans dan qunn, trust and believe, defect bitch
nutmegardee 10 months ago 5
Can you arrest people post-humously?
halfmanghalfmachine 10 months ago 5
Hey are you Rumer Willis mom?
theballer04 10 months ago
@TheREALSacWhiteboy WORD!
KulDeeSak 11 months ago
Did you go to town with hot wheel tracks Joan Quinn? Did you?
xXP1RaT3 11 months ago 3
from 5:44 the phone call XD
7instantcoffee7 11 months ago
"granma psycho joanie" lolol
GoldenBoyDannyQuinn1 1 year ago
Dan, I understand way your are mad. You have every right to be mad . But you have to let it go , its going to eat you up. Stay away from her she, will suck you in to the same old thing. Do something else, spin out of it. Stay on the Meds, it will be ok
Best P.
readyourDogstaff 1 year ago
lives with his momma! and hes 40
neverfuctwithmeever 1 year ago
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What a little bitch
Morallywrong 1 year ago
6:56
WTF that wrist vein!?
heathheath90 1 year ago
@heathheath90 lol
ArinOngunTV 1 year ago
Does he have a bipolar disorder? Sounds like a manic episode to me.
trigeminus93 1 year ago 3
@trigeminus93
He mentions his medication, its for stopping manic episodes
heathheath90 1 year ago
@heathheath90 Yea, I know. I just wasn´t sure if he was joking or being serious when he said that.
trigeminus93 1 year ago
FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! WHO THE FUCK TALKS TO THEIR MOTHER LIKE THAT??!?! you're better of just shutting the fuck up, dont be a straight BITCH! just keep your mouth shut if you have a problem with your mom, go be a man.
Epeated 1 year ago
@Epeated if your mom was a crack head who abused you growing up how much would you respect her? respect is earned not given
TheDotComKid84 5 months ago
@TheDotComKid84 If it was that bad, I wouldn't be around her. Either give her a second chance, or get the fuck on with your life. Don't be an asshole, though. This guy is an unstable, delusional idiot.
Epeated 5 months ago
@Epeated i agree
justindewitt2 5 months ago
what kind of trash is this guy?
ShayAaron82 1 year ago
114 stevia - resurrected cats give this a thumbs up!
lllDevilbytheDeedlll 1 year ago 2
thank you Dan Quinn
brazenbishop 1 year ago
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holy shit so far 30 seconds into this and im liking it dan. great
FavritTube 1 year ago
holy shit so far 30 seconds into this and im liking it dan. great
FavritTube 1 year ago
dillusional................
sethzky77 1 year ago
Uncle Rico on stevia
eszettfromhell 1 year ago
@eszettfromhell you are to say that
FavritTube 1 year ago
@eszettfromhell you are to say that well you arent but to say that..
FavritTube 1 year ago
dan quinn you are a pathetic human.
sauceytbagger 1 year ago
@sauceytbagger na
FavritTube 1 year ago
...wow, America!
Dan Quinn actually snatches his evil mothers metaphorical FUCKIN man-hood while in a seat on wheels in this historical 10 minute and 53 second treasure.. like oh my god!!
thegeneticjackhammer 1 year ago 9
Your either a great actor or a shit human being.
nightseifer 1 year ago
I heard some crazy in my time but this just Makes no sense
MindMystic 1 year ago
middle weight lol more like mental weight.
MrUberguber 1 year ago
jaws of death...
MrUberguber 1 year ago
Maitreya has endless power.
Mesarphelous 1 year ago
Oh yeah, Flavor Flav, know this, homie.
jabbersnatch 1 year ago
8:50- Dan Quinn's mom
ohrwurm 1 year ago 2
Dan Quinn got banned from his gym for filling it's spa with stevia. That's not a joke either. The guy is one of the most unintentionally funniest humans on this planet.
fourp1ay 1 year ago 2
Ross Branner, Willy Frye, and another uh brother, supposedly raped the daughter of the president of coke, and what it really was was a gangbang, and she liked it, and I heard this from brothers, and they were slappin high fives all over campus.
ZACKALACK8999 1 year ago
i can't stop watching this
spongebobpoopantz 1 year ago
Maitreya @ 2:32 -- "And if I was manic, I guess I would have gotten into a fuckin' car accident"
Maitreya @ 10:25 -- **Hits a parked car**
PharodWormhair 1 year ago
"Dan call your probation officer" This guy is comedic gold.
Tronathon242 1 year ago
"I'm set up at Notre Dame for an attempted rape, I didn't even do anything, and I didn't even do that."
So... you did do something?
WizzMasterZero 1 year ago
This guy is either mental and severely delusional and needs to be locked up... Or he's a great comedian...I'm betting he's a world class loony toon... I love it! Keep up the great work crazy dude!!!
Billy25B 1 year ago
thanks for exposing this nutjob, cracked.com
smokedetectorLOL 1 year ago
This is wierd... Dan Quinn is out of this world crazy. Is he mental? You are a grown man. Grow up and move out of your mom's house... well I mean her shed.
fkuss3 1 year ago
Wow. Just, wow. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
avamariewilliamson 1 year ago
this is wild
wgirlpimper 1 year ago
this is the champion level of crazy
SkeetInTheHeat 1 year ago
he should team up with Christian Weston Chandler
marshmallowbudgie 1 year ago 2
i'm this close to believing this guy is a comedien
bs22343 1 year ago
This is America, Why is everyone telling this guy he can't have a voice. Go back to your countries of oppression.
puckman5444 1 year ago
@puckman5444 Because he is a fucking lunatic.
codynewill 1 year ago
Elin Nordegren took out his back window as well.
116Bears 1 year ago
You're a loser Dan, a real grade A 'fuck-tard'
mittenman22 1 year ago
Wow, what an idiot!!! He needs to have his ass beat some more.
johnhettinger 1 year ago
Wow, what an idiot!!! He needs to have his ass beat some more.
johnhettinger 1 year ago
Fucking LOVE when the camera falls over. It's like it's just got fed up of shit and died.
Osicles 1 year ago 2
grandma psycho joanie
jzcrib 1 year ago
He probably deserved those beatings for being the fucking retard he is.
stealyphil1925 1 year ago
Stop giving this guy video air time!!! Hes nuts
sugrfutgumpmuffn 1 year ago
Please get this 51/50 off the ssite he needs to be reported, and not linked to Placer County Police Department This is why even as a citizian that needed to look up information and I have to be subjectede to this Crazy Indivual and think of all the other people who have been subjected to............If my son can be put in jail for a crime he did not commit/DISMISS the case....This fool neededs to be under watch by PCSD because he is a threat to himself and everone else
sugrfutgumpmuffn 1 year ago
@sugrfutgumpmuffn i will not,i love dan quinn
tommiedepew1 8 months ago
whats up with his face?
mentallyfat 1 year ago
Dan Quinn and Chris-chan should have a sitcom.
Questpeace 1 year ago
This guy is absolutely bat shit crazy lmao
Tavera12 1 year ago
god damn it's only been three minutes...
dkcjbf 1 year ago
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Dan Quinn should not be alive and is a waste of life...
railicia 1 year ago
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Dan Quinn should not be alive and is a waste of life...
railicia 1 year ago
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Dan Quinn should not be alive and is a waste of life...
railicia 1 year ago
dan quinn should not be alive. waster of human life.
railicia 1 year ago
He's like a cross between Will Ferrel in Stepbrothers and a total asshole.
"Hey, I used to smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins n Sloane Kettery... Oh yeah, and fuck you Mum! Fuck you and your hot wheel tracks"
JiminyKracker 1 year ago 2
His face seems to be almost 80% jaw
Bonmot123 1 year ago 31
@Bonmot123 Thats why he can take a punch lol
100percentNatural100 7 months ago
I'm not *entirely* sure what just happened. But I liked it.
BVB09Fanatic 1 year ago
I would have gotten out of the car once he stopped at a stop sign/light.
He could have snapped and crashed that thing on purpose. Or accident b/c he isn't paying attention.
InuitInua 1 year ago
I FUCKING BROUGHT YOUR FUCKING CAT BACK TO LIFE AND YOU TRIED TO KILL IT BY GIVING IT REGULAR WATER.
RasputinaMan 1 year ago 23
The pulse in his wrists is SO fast and pulsing
splendiferosity 1 year ago
Dude... admit it your a pussy
Tijaboo 1 year ago
This is horrifying.
splendiferosity 1 year ago
hahaha arrest someone posthumously
MattL921 1 year ago
i wonder if anyone has called his number...
rdjguy92 1 year ago
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rdjguy92 1 year ago
most misleading title i thought it was going to be a happy video
gangstalicious2007 1 year ago
what a fucking loser
HIS4HARNETANDHEROIN 1 year ago
EZ attempt at rape;lets settle, Notre Dame. Cold fusion reppin it. Be careful what you ask for, bitch. You just might get it.
PharodWormhair 1 year ago
So i met this guy at a gym the other day and had no idea who he is, WOW fucking crazy
sacblues 1 year ago
so I ran into this guy in a gym and he gave me his whole stevia rap and talked about a fight he had coming up. I had no idea who he is but could tell he was a little off , but wow! this is the craziest mutherfucker ever!
sacblues 1 year ago 2
What the fuck is wrong with this maniac? Someone put a bullet in this fucking asshole's head.
GoCanes2001 1 year ago 2
"Oh yeah Flavor Flav, know this homie.."
KulDeeSak 1 year ago
your 42 grow the fuck up wow your like a16 year old girl wow you live in a hut at the back ov your mums lol lol lol lol lol lol GROW UP GROW UP GROW UP
IIxSTR3TCHxII 1 year ago
dan quinn is a mental patient
milkygear 1 year ago
"Can you posthumously arrest someone for handcuffing an 8 year old to a tree for 4, 4.5 hours?" :|
gold dust!
witterquickly 1 year ago
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witterquickly 1 year ago
he's very frank.
zackhanscom 1 year ago
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zackhanscom 1 year ago
dan " all jaw " quinn
TheMostHayted 1 year ago
this guy should have is own tv show just driving around and rambling on and on
dafuksup 1 year ago 3
never give a cat regular water lol
dafuksup 1 year ago 3
I was interested in stevia and this guy untill i saw this video! This guy is a complete nut job!
tgcg666 1 year ago
i could be a millionair twelve time over
thekidisonfire 1 year ago
bitch i brought your fucking cat back from the fucking dead and you're trying to kill it with regular water and i told you not to do that
JisakuJ 1 year ago 48
@JisakuJ true story , homeboy..
Smperk33 1 year ago
Manic? Dan Quinn? Never in hell
CytotoxicTrev 1 year ago
@CytotoxicTrev hahaha nooooo never....
MrStreetPimp 1 year ago
Dan Quinn will bring your fucking cats back from the dead. And he also eats dick on the regular.
Skrillinator 1 year ago 3
"then you're just a terrible fucking dumbass mother yourself"
lol harsh
WikiPeoples 1 year ago
@WikiPeoples lolol
MrStreetPimp 1 year ago
Grandma Psycho Jonie hahaha, classic.
NeoOsiris19 1 year ago
your mother has enabled you for 42 years she needs to throw you out ya worthless freeloader. and dont speak to your mother like that ya foul mouth prick. you should be ashamed of yourself.
cldump 1 year ago 16
you are a fucking pig dan quinn
omghai2u 1 year ago
Don't do drugs!!
mj7293 1 year ago
dann you are one mess up man. lol
Popinfresh0 1 year ago
his mom mustve heard the Notre dame football story and the story about knocking out 5 guys soooo many times
kett420 1 year ago 3
he calls his P.O officer home boy? lol
bdbfighting 1 year ago
at 6:30 does he say can you arrest people posthumously cause that would be very hard to do
cricka09 1 year ago
This guy looks like duke dukem lol
bdbfighting 1 year ago 4
he brought his mom's cat back from the dead ?!
thedrugcrack 1 year ago
we'll see who's laughing after the dan quinn frank mir rematch. quinn, round two, tko (stevia kimura)
jkerry 1 year ago 3
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Watch closely @7:00 -7:03 you can see the vein in his arm bulging as his heart beat. Maitreya is raging
chilly162 1 year ago
Watch closely @7:00 -7:03 you can see the vein in his arm bulging as his heart beat. Maitreya is raging
chilly162 1 year ago 3
hes bipolar and clearly manic, i have a mother in law who is bipolar its a fucking NIGHTMARE, I feel for his mother
goldengoose213 1 year ago
@goldengoose213 not bipolar or mentally ill in any way. He is Maitreya
chilly162 1 year ago 3
I just figured out that this guy is acting.
There is no way this guy can be for real.
It's a joke...
lexlundin 1 year ago 3
@lexlundin more likely mental illness.
nikolas88 1 year ago
鳥のから揚げを忘れちゃったって、どういうことなの?
brgabriel 1 year ago
Dan Quinn, warrior of Earth.
roflcopter2225 1 year ago
DQ randomly starts talking about his white/black boxing prowess just after 4:50 after calling his probation officer and his mum says "are you talking on the phone?" LOLLLLLLL this video has so much unintentionally classic stuff.
fourp1ay 1 year ago
can you arrest people posthumously? lolllllll
Pickpocket 1 year ago 3
lmfao
KingZoraScoot 1 year ago
i am megafucker
zybournejohnny 1 year ago 2
1:40 :D
TheGodOfVictory 1 year ago 5
this guy is bat shit crazy lol
METEPIEL 1 year ago
fuckin piece of shit!
nickflit 1 year ago
did you go too town on me with hot wheel tracks or what
mikev9898 1 year ago 8
this is amazing
ladojokov 1 year ago
this is the best one.
wilymopena 1 year ago 2
what a fucking bum douchebag cocksucker!!!!
btw did he just say him and his mother take showers together??? thats fucking hillbilly meth head shit right there
mikeuntstinks1 1 year ago
...this dude is like fucking 40 something, and he lives with this fucking mom, his mom has has to tell him to call his po..this guy is fucking pathetic
eric18603yankees 1 year ago
I can't believe he says his phone number
DQ2121 1 year ago
Oh yea, Flavor Flav
Know this, homie
fenderjerk 1 year ago
oh my god this is so fucking amazing
grinick 1 year ago
You are joking.. yes... cuz it is hilarious..you live in a hut behind your mother's house..gold
msiterE 1 year ago
Main Entry: Hyundai
Pronunciation: \hoon-die\
Function: noun
1. A Korean Honda.
fenderjerk 1 year ago
rofl she beat him with hotwheel tracks
inhalefarts 1 year ago 6
crying about shit that happened 30 years ago, talking about your gonna be a millionaire off of shit thats already invented and has patents. its fucking delusional man. how r u gonna make cal worsham look good man thats deep...i like u though man, ur just getting a little too nutty now and its wierding me out
dubeaves 1 year ago 3
you know what?
hobgoblinlkjfdsa 1 year ago 11
the persecutions of Jesus Christ and Maitreya Quinn share certain synergies....
nailed to a cross..... handcuffed to a tree
tortured..... taken to town with hot wheels tracks
Maitreya is definitely a saviour, possibly the second coming
1fletch 1 year ago 2
Your gonna have a sticky key board... :D
And on that note... Dinner time :)
Catch you later ;)
Kinkspace 2 years ago
@MyOroInvictus
Actually my dad revived a fish once and the old polish catholic women thought he was Jesus resurrected cos he looked like Robert Powell :))
Kinkspace 2 years ago