Ventrilo Harassment - A Degree In Professional Douchery

[RyanKaufman]

Judge: Why did you kill this man?

Nerd: Because he was making noises in my vent.

Do people not think before they vomit out sounds?

[TheSpiikki]

Look out! He will ACTUALLY kill you!

[LeVaughnX]

DUDE AWESOME!!! You should have given him your address...He wouldn't show up due to you being a pedo or something...Whatever these internet tough guys say...Hell some little cunt said shit like that to me before - dropped an address and he said ""LYLUULULYLUYLUYUL YUR A FHAGGOTZ DOOD LUULULUU"" never bugged me twice.

[Kalnareff]

Silence! I kill you!

[140jeff15834]

"I will ACTUALLY kill you"

As opposed to hypothetically killing him

[Xipeify]

@140jeff15834 i will kill you in my mind!

[140jeff15834]

@Xipeify BLEEDING, BROKEN BODY

[Ravenite1]

lol you ain't gonna do shittttttttt.

[Dragononstudios]

You mad bruh? (in reference to video)

[killerbot64]

Yeah, because people look cool threatening others over the internet.

[Emlis16]

"How do you guys just spend your life just doing this?"

I know how nerds spend their lives..QQing and not having a sense of humour =[

[choupetto85]

this is Peggy's boyfriend O_O

[deadheadNL]

thats the nices guy ever :O some1 make a game names angry nerds xD 

[MrSmashingcool]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD SOME ONE HELP ME :(

[MrSmashingcool]

LOL

[Foxboy106]

i'd be scared off by an overweight, balding virgin threatening to trace my IP. what a faggot

[AfroPeeps]

absolute brilliance

[handofstand]

which soundboard

I want it.

[SickneZZ2]

That guy seems upset. LOL

umad bro?

[Kanakotka]

A generic dota player. 12-18 years of age(at least mentally), real tough guy.

[technicallyabsurd]

"You do you guys spend your lives doing this? Like, do you feel any sense of fulfillment with what you do?"

You tell me, DotAfag

[hahahakumakichi]

this is just fucking epic, never gets old

[brunobliss]

these guys dream out loud, that's why JS screams so much

[NO0bskater]

this guy is serious about his vent

[caketown8]

Yes! Yes! AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!......AHHH!

[bomber1012]

TIBERIUM SUN!!!!

[codehackerzane]

I love how people on vent channels make idol threats like how there going to kill you or come to your house, I almost want to say is that a promise? lol Not like they have the balls to do it in real life. This video funny as hell to me.

[Pigdogmeat]

sounds like the C&c1 death noise

[Finalscrub]

@Pigdogmeat it is

[MrNickyv00]

ownage pranks guy?



[MrAceOfSpades1992]

can someone tell me where u get these screams? xDDD

[MidnightJazzLover23]

Hey, what's the name of the song at the end of the video?

[campoobutt]

@MidnightJazzLover23 Einherjer - Ironbound

/watch?v=TfoLrQJ5nZ0

[CloudTheCat52]

This guy means business!

[MidnightJazzLover23]

The guy makiing all the e-threats must have a fucking masters degree in professional douchery. He thinks waaay to much of his game if someone spamming his vent makes him want to find them and kill them...he's prolly some 50 year old pencil-necked geek who has never seen the outside of his moms basement since he dropped out of high school.

[Koaifications]

@MidnightJazzLover23 it's dota man. dota is everything.

[carlolover1]

do you feel a sense of fulfillment with what you do??

"YES"

[Grottomacy]

regular scream then chipmunk scream i lold so hard

[140jeff15834]

I use this scream any time I harass Vent servers. Thank you John Storm.

[RoadRageFTW]

hahaha I love how these guys threaten to find you and kill you.

[ANimouz]

TAAAAAAAANK HERE!!!!!!! Left 4 dead..

[vgamedude12]

Angry nerd fag Internet tough guy.

[AMpr0d]

part from 1:00 cracked me up too haha

[gingergingerginger1]

Poor old dungeon keeper lord of the land. Sounds like he's being tortured again!

[Spaz12isHipAimedFagg]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[xSaikusu]

@357KJChris My point exactly. Every fucking game I play, nerds starting to talk shit. And afterwards you see their picture and you're like damn fake ass gangsters.

[IIIIITIIIII]

1:03 hahahahahahahahahahaha i almost sufficated

[357KJChris]

lol I love when pussy ass nerds talk shit, and probably couldn't beat up a fuckin flea if they tryed HA HA very funny shit though

[carlolover1]

DO YOU GET ME BRO??

[MrBonebus]

lol he was mad

[140jeff15834]

I dub this noise the official John Storm scream.

[emurami]

IRONBOUND-.....THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS!

[emurami]

lol i love how mad these nerds get.

[imSkorp]

"The torture never stops!"

[Mobstersoverdrive]

hemad.

[JorealConners]

He'll do it man. He'll ACTUALLY do it.

[Emlis16]

....Wtf is with the song at the end.....

[BlackMetalHeart99]

@Emlis16 It's Einherjer's Ironbound. They're an exceptional Viking Metal band who made an exceptionally bad music video.

[iTzaNAZi]

hey what is that reeeeeeea from

[McShaggswell]

@iTzaNAZi Command and Conquer: Renegade is where I recognize it from.

[BLACKLIMA]

@McShaggswell C&C 95 A.K.A C&C Tiberium Dawn

[xlonewolf807x]

@BLACKLIMA its from Tiberian Sun as well iirc

[McShaggswell]

@BLACKLIMA It's from both, actually.

[WhiteDreamtripper300]

I can hear the fucking matrix in the screams!

[Exitou]

Someone show this to the police see how they react to his threats

[MimeTime111000]

Omg... I would never "waste my life" going into a vent and starting this kind of shit, but little dildos like that kind make me kind of want too...

[Drenkai]

Your pathetic! Your on a f*cking vent.

[imbored2]

i want that scream as my ring tone!! where do you get it!

[SuperMegaLoser]

@imbored2

hi, i think its the death scream of the fanatics from blood, a pc game.

[Virgil077]

@imbored2

You can download this vid using keepvid and then simply edit out the scream and then convert it into an mp3 file.

[GNMDecsiple]

LOL I PISSED MY PANTS WATCHING TIS!!!

[dragas113]

Lol love nerds being keyboard heroes ;D

[PyramidHeadX5]

AND THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS >: (

[HazardousBeast22]

so do u just like go into peoples vents or how do u find random chatrooms?

[Daggerspine107]

Whats the vent harrasment where the guy is like: "STOP THAT" like he is power tripping.

[ebfjzfiibg]

'how do you guys just spend your life doing this'

the words of an obviously an envious bugger, who wishes they posses a life too, and wouldn't want to see it wasted on professional ass sitting

[HOLYGacpac]

Someone just learned how to swear.

[overmind06]

1:02 hulk on steroids

[loldotsarefun]

A hundred billion dollars? Sounds legit

[vgamedude12]

You can actually sue this guy or take him to court for threatening you with extreme violence.

[Sinjito]

love.

that.

scream.

period.

[Funream9000]

god damn DOTA fags...sigh

[elijahcrazy]

the scream is from INFANTRY FROM COMMAND AND COUNCOR TIBIRUIM WARS..

[BlackWolf4112]

lol at how he speeds up and slows down the scream

[BlackMetalHeart99]

Einherjers Ironbound! Crimson Rain, and the whole Norwegian Native Art album, is a masterpiece.

[Boganvillar]

IRONBOUUUUUND THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS

[TheMestter]

sounded like someone got ass raped xD

[cooliovasquez]

what a douchebag

[Thezillionth]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­UCK with me and I will actually kill you

*More Threats*

AEEEEEEEEEEEEHHhah AEEHHHHHHHHH Yes Yes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Freddyfootlong]

muhahaha, this is bloody brilliant!

[lordthj]

Dungeon creeper sounds ftw

[UberWagen]

Beware, I am a 3rd degree blackbelt computer ninja

[rainmanmatt]

what the hell is the opening! i need to no!

[chicksinbras]

cant kill what you cant find DUMBASS. it's called a jumping IP address...

KEEP THE HARASSMENT UP!!!

[Threedoufes]

He is an internet tough guy.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

DotA vent?

SirJamesDTech is right, keep harassment going.

[Pivotman1]

anyone know how he sped up and slowed the scream?

[Ibangedurmomucunt]

Guaranteed 99% of the people on here are pretending they know how to use your IP to locate your address.

[mercarian7]

Lol a tough guy canadian........

[Psychicftw]

Oh, He plays dota.

No wonder he's a butthurt faggot.

[legolas10314]

Last Visit Date: 1 year ago. Looks like the psycho made true on his threat.

[Thezillionth]

This guy means business. O.o

[dedmonds1988]

I don't understand how people can actually get mad at this...must be a serious business nerd thing.

I would piss myself laughing if something like this happened

[Leftbehind47]

Why are they pissing themselves, if someone would b&e my vent (I dont have that) I'd laugh with him. The girl pretending to be a boy that tries to locate his house is even pissing himself when he didn't do anything for an eternity. Cry!

[TheLittlestEmu]

that scream makes me laugh so much lol

[XRezor]

@TheLittlestEmu im completetly crying in laughter by it

[Sabohaque]

Bluffing Canadian is bluffing.

[StraightEdgeReviews]

what song is that at the end of the video please share thansk

[guitarstar21484]

@StraightEdgeReviews it's Einherjer "ironbound"!!!! \mm/

[Konataneko]

Oh wow . He's so scared of your internet threats . -.-'

Shut the fuck up , chickenshit . You sound like you're gonna be a 40 year old virgin . . . if you're not one already . 8]

Lol , this was so funny , keep up with the harassment !

[matheuswoww]

@Konataneko you realize that the raging guy can't actually see your "internet threat" that you mock so much of

you must have a degree in professional hypocrism

[Konataneko]

I realize that he can't .8]

I don't call what I said threatening , but if you say so , then I guess it is , right ? 8D

I have degrees in professional craziness , randomness , weirdness , random bitchy days , ecofreakness , but hey , I admit I am a hypocrite too , but really , who isn't ? Yeah , I was pissed when I wrote that , that must automatically make me stupid . Thanks .

[matheuswoww]

@Konataneko admiting that doesn't make it less true ! , thank you for saving my breath

[Konataneko]

@matheuswoww You think I don't know that ? O_o

It's nice to know you'll point out my mistakes even though I wasn't talking to you in the first place . I guess it makes you perfect . 8]

Lol , dude , I'll save your breath anytime . 8D

[matheuswoww]

@Konataneko that's not really a mistake, you were obviously not talking to me , thank you for that useless information captain obvious .. don't think that judging me has anything to do with your degree in professional hypocrism(also in retardedness), and i wasn't pointing out any mistake just helping you so you don't look like a moron in front of people

[Konataneko]

No , it WAS a mistake on my part commenting like that and being a bitch , but before trying to 'help' me not look like a moron (which I am at heart) why don't you look at more of these comments and see how many people are insulting these guys ? Are they retards , too ? It's nice to know that I'm suddenly a "hypocritical retard" to someone I don't even know . O_o But who's to say you're not/haven't been like anyone else ? Anyways I'm done wasting precious studying time . Insult away . 8)

[matheuswoww]

@Konataneko i don't have a answer for you .. people are insulting them normally .. you were pretty much describing yourself and mocking them for it, so that makes YOU a hypocrit not them .. god you sound like a fucking 10 year old " mommy look at them they did that too , go yell at them" , you are a retarded and hypocrit indeed ..if you weren't retarded you wouldn't be spamming my mailbox with dumb answers and acting like you're intelligent when you can't even insult those Ventrilo losers.

[eyesack9]

a guy that sounds like he's 90 pounds wet. what a pussy fuck

[rockleeownsu]

lol @ internet tough guy

[XradicalD]

Probably emo goth guy who think he can do combat or something.

[lox12]

threats are pathetic beyond measure...

[hardkoregamer999]

that scream noise sounds like the zombies from half life.

[csm07cb]

johnstorm please inpregnat my 4 virgin daughters

[catra195]

they call the harassers pathetic but it's only to bring out the illogical, irrationality and the immaturity in the people who are on the vent and that's what's funny about it

[Psychicftw]

Kinda figures it's a dota nerd that's like this

[DemonKingMMA]

AWWWWWWWWWWW, is Nerd's feelings hurt?

[MrRocketJones]

Lol i love how the guy in the beginning actually thinks he can locate someones address with an IP

[RES5J]

That guy sounded like the nerdiest virgin lol "Peter come blow me"

[elijahcrazy]

lol this sounds like the scream from command and councor tibiruim sun

[Robinccc300]

HGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAAA

[bigbrown4114493]

"you can be a douche...........IN DOTA VENT!"

fuckin lol'd

[THEcrazyPANCAKE41]

WhoIsJohnStorm= Ventrilo Harassment GOD

[DivineIQ]

I remember those sounds from angband :3

[scapegoat999]

We need some more professional douchebaggers in this world....

[ostronpaj]

This is problably the funniest thing i've ever seen

[Moskinha]

this is fuckin hilarious

[cataphract333]

What kind of Crazy WoW nerd is this. either he had the worst rage or is just the craziest one. its not like i care though he still sounds like an idiot.

[EquinoxOfTheGods]

@cataphract333

Play DotA for a few months, then you will know what rage is. That game is the most infuriating game by far :p They say in the vid it's a 'DotA vent' so I assume they are playing DotA during this harrassment.

[MUTEGIO36]

rofl at the "homicidal" canadian

[gcell10]

Internet toughguy = total pussy

[XxHAZMATxX]

he employs the scream nos as if it where art XD

[MightyBass101]

glad some one is taking the nerds down a level

[Razersun]

Cops need a warrant to trace an IP. I guess this nerd didn't get the memo.

[theotherther1]

Wow that guy is insecure. Even if he did come to my house with that hunting knife, he'd probably just end up with the shame of getting his ass kicked by a woman. 

[wiccanXexodus]

@theotherther1 i like that

[BigHead013]

"Peter?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!"

ROFLMA!!! Seriously, That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!! lol

[mstrchldrn]

HEUSE - i hate canadian english.

[johnroiberts]

you know a death threat is illegal on internet even

[ttsfunnyshit]

i will fuc ahhhhhhhhhhh ing kill u uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggg­gggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! lol

[drpeppa2357]

Aww man, its the people with a sense of humor i respect, the assholes that react to it so angrily are just an added bonus!

[AaronfromWM]

I love fucking with these guys.

[Sabohaque]

Judging by the way that guy said "house,"

he's Canadian.

[AdiCool88]

This guy is a genius.

[PsuedoNam]

Laughing like that. That's how a motherfucker gets an aneurysm.

[kevinrocks2323]

"Snap your neck"? Pal, it's not like in the movies where you just wrap your arm around their neck and it magically pops off.

[LaFylnn]

that scream is pretty scary XD so its that guy cursing~

[Glennfalconi]

1:00

[Evilfisher]

whats the song in the end?

[Glennfalconi]

'' I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU ''

[beast9011]

its crazy how many nut cases are on Vent.

[IIichigoII]

Sense of fulfilment FTW! 

[CaptinBlackHawk9845]

The fact that his friend is laughing in the background really doesnt help this guys case about killing him lol

[EMPPT]

...and sell them to a krogan!

[Loranzo1990]

hahah he was about to nut and the dude harassin made his hand slip and smack his nuts

[AICJDR]

Doom?

[XxHAZMATxX]

@AICJDR command and conqure actually

[metalshadowoverlord]

21 people didn't graduate from douchery school.

[Froggyproductionz]

LOOL this kid crys way to much :L NERD RAGE!!!!

[b09h]

dota is awesome, these guys are a bunch of butthurt crybaby

[Ironsped18]

Now just Who Is this man John Storm, this is a masterpiece! He trolls too hard, because he's not a mortal man!

[Horus515]

Oh man, vids like this...they make me crazy...all I want is 5 min with that tough guy...just 5 min