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  • this is weird, for me I had to go into a cave and kill a bunch of falmer to get w/ever it was.

  • i have to go through a cave not a dungeon

  • i WISH HE CARRIED ON TALKIMG CRAP WHILE KILLING THE GUARDS HES HILARIOUSE !!!

  • Dude, your videos are fucking great. Keep it up please. Monetize your account so you can make money out of it also..

  • fuck. i finished this dungeon long time ago.. NO bacon..

  • Brainless zombie like things....tanning beds...orangish brown skin.

    Congratulations and thank god, you just killed the cast of Jersey Shore.

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  • 2:36 lol just like me, i love how ur right, serious, and hilarious.

  • I subbed just for his voice

  • I just have thing just under overpowered dagger called Mehrunes Razor. It's beast and easy to get. Somewhat...

  • Guys btw its a different place everytime

  • i got to the statue right after fort hroggarstead got pwned by a dragon and the lady never said anything

  • Get ready to be bent over backwards and butt-fucked back to Buju, Egypt... i think I'm noticing a trend with him.

  • a butt-fuck in a hand basket... interesting.

  • I went through a cave with a dragon claw puzzle and was attacked by a Drougr Death Overlord! I've never even heard of that kind of Drougr until I was fucked side-ways by this thing!

  • that bitch took me up into air and when she dropped me i died.....

  • My game must've glitched... I didn't go through ragvald barrow, instead I just walked into a mine and the becon was right there in the chest. All I had to do was kill 2 orcs.

  • @SkorpStriker It's decided on your level. I went through that too.

  • how do you get those dual wield swords?!?

  • @OatzHD ODF's primary weapons are dual Daedric Daggers. If you want 'em, you need the Daedric Smithing perk (smithing 90), and you'll need to smith them with ebony ingots, leather strips, and daedra hearts.

  • You are awesome haha. Khajit FTW!

  • @RentalCop34 Khajiit*

  • That a Whole Cluster Fuck In The Butt Hunk

  • A Butt Fuck in the Hand Basket

  • think u!!!

  • Huh. I had to find the Beacon in Snapleg Cave... but then again. I already cleared out Ragnvald...

  • buttfucking hand basket

  • mace of molug bal is better i think :)

  • Dear OfficialDuckFilms,

     Though your way is harder... You can get Meridia's Beacon elsewhere... at Rebel's Cairn.

  • make new guids

  • i got this sword...but i forgot where i put it or if i sold it -_-

  • Why stealth attack? All you get is to instantly kill your enemy and two boring kill moves.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch There's more skill involved using assassin style gameplay than aimlessly rushing into combat and three hitting draugr deathlords with an enchanted daedric weapon...

  • @b4rr4g3sp3c Really? I played the assassin style gameplay and all I ended up doing is sneaking up to some guy and killing him instantly, without alarming the guy next to him. Now, on my second playthrough I went high Restoration, Destruction and One-Handed. That takes a lot of skill too. It's also more fun. But maybe you meant the sneaky archer type thing, I just used two daggers with a lot of sneak enchanted stuff. I've actually never tried archery..

  • Once again, Epic Skyrim Time.

  • Skyrim Dawnbreaker sword = Fallout Shis kabob.

  • I call it Meridia's bacon

  • I WAS PLAYING FOR 4 HOURS WITHOUT SAVING AND THEN SUDDENLY I TOOK THE DAWNBREAKER AND THIS BITCH THREW ME DOWN AT THE END AND I DIED SO I HAVE TO GO TO MY LAST SAVE GAME 4 HOURS BEFORE >.>

  • @LightingDarkness1 Um. set the automatic save to every 5-15 minutes.

  • @Vincenty90 but why i fell down?

  • @LightingDarkness1 it goes back to your last automatic save when you die. (i.e 5-15 before you died)

  • @Vincenty90 i switched off the automatic save but anyway i tryed 5 time and finally i got it xdd

  • Is that a mod you have for your daggers?

  • In a place that doesnt look like a kitchen to you?

    after she is done talking about her period?

    There, i lost it.

    Happy?

  • Get ready to be bent over backwards and buttfucked all the way to boojoo, Egypt

  • he drops dead and some random guard says "wait, I know you!" XD

  • lmfao "of course this room's also gonna be a buttfuck in the handbasket"

  • "They're HARD."

    Now that's a greeting :D

  • i got my beacon in some gay ass mine...weak

    

  • Lol. The guard disappears at 3:46 and continues to fight!

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  • That bitch wont talk to me :((((((

  • if you go to the dark brotherhoods second sanctuary there`s a becon there

  • FORS SA DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol dude ure voice is sooo epic!!

  • 111,111 views nice :D

  • i got mine on the floor lol

  • Like if your the 111,111th viewer :D

  • LOL im the 111111st viewer! :D

  • Its funny how no one can pronounce the undead enemies or draugr right, no I can't do it either.

  • Roll,Roll,roll,roll

    

  • i found mine in a cave full of bandits

  • i found meridia bacon on a cave with falmers

  • Blade of woe, deadric dagger, darkbrotherhood armor and u dont need anything else in skyrim.

  • @rubenizarus1 yeahhh no

  • wood he pleese pronaunciate rite!

  • i found mine in a spider egg....

  • i found my beacen at the bottom of the dawn star lake in a ship......wtf

  • i just killed a gaint for it

  • dude you think you are so cool

  • @MrAllen556 lol wtf?

  • lol I found the beacon in a very small cave with only 2 fire elements to fight lol

  • what kind of deadric weapons are those? i got dubble war axes now but i dun rll ylike them :/

  • Bro what the fuck is your sneaking level?

  • I fucking LOVE the way this guy talks! XD

  • @blackkakari

    Hes like a drunk serious guy

  • New sub

  • For people who are wondering, the Beacon is not actually in the same place every game, XD

    So the 1st part of this tutorial is kinda pointless

    XP

  • I love how he makes tutorials in 2-4 minutes, whereas others take about 8 or 12 minutes.

  • what race r u ???

  • @SuperDev3000 kajiit

  • @SuperDev3000 In one video he runs naked as a Khajiit.

  • Damn im keep on dieing!

  • What? I got the beacon from some bandits. Wtf?

  • get more skyrim videos

  • "Course this rooms gonna be a buttfuck in a hand basket" LOL

  • Prepare to be bent over backwards and butt-fucked all the way to Buju Egypt! I fucking cried I was laughing so hard!

  • "In other news, a psychotic man in Skyrim went on a murdering rampage, killing over 20 guards and civilians in Solitude, using a magical fire-sword. The man was finally killed, and investigations showed he was an avid Daedra worshipper. Douchefag Assgar is on the scene."

  • spoiler He survived for along fucking time

  • This sucks, the quest points me into the darkbrotherhood sanctaury in the torture chamber but its not there...Is it just a glitch or do i have to go to where he found it?

  • i accidently found this sword.

  • @Army2057 he had the knightingale blade.. You need to be in the thieves guild for it

  • What sword did u have before the dawnbreaker?

  • I don't remember doing the skull part, I found the beacon atop a mountain..

  • @shadowlucariokid2 the quest is different depending on ur level

  • @nickpwnu1 I guess I did the quest too early as I didn't fight the dragon priest or do the skull thing. I want the dragon priest mask :( If I go back will it be there for me to kill?

  • @goldielockstherobot Yeah, I didn't get the Skull keys or fight the Dragon Priest either. But I was level 12, so that must have something to do with it.

  • This guy thinks he is badass...... and he is!!!

  • Why can't I upgrade past flawless. I have 100 smithing

  • Pure epic-osity? FUCK MAN WHY DOES THIS MAN NOT HAVE 100000 SUBSCRIBERS?!

  • thumbs up for one-handed XD

  • i found the beacon by accident near a hagraven camp

  • i hope you know its a different place every time lol

  • Tanning beds. Very nice.

  • 4:13 *falls over dead* Wait...... I know you!

  • good video :)

  • I've found the beacon twice now and neither times in there. Once was in Redoran's Retreat outside of Whiterun. Another time it was in the Bandit hideout next to Fort Amol.

  • gayest fus ro dah I have ever heard...

  • 2:00 XD

  • I found it on the Katariah...wtf?

  • you could also find the becon were you get the red eagles ban or some thing like that

  • sooo did anyone else not have to do like the first half?... cause i didnt... i just got it from the old god guys from Markarth

  • " into someplace that doesnt look like a kitchen to me " I died xD

  • 0:50 Ebony Warhammer^

  • Some of the shit he says is really immature but for the most part I found this legitimately funny and entertaining, and very informative. Subbed :)

  • Subscribed.

  • i dont get how there amour is so fucking weak but they can take so many hiits

  • Did you just quote toby turner?

  • "buttfuck in the hand basket"

    thats my new line

  • I watch this just for the commentary

  • I GUESS I can understand you mispronouncing "DRAUGR," but do you purposely mispronounce certain words? I've never had to activate a LOOVER to open a door.

    Having said that, your woman-jokes are priceless.

  • Of course everyone's not hard to kill! You're lvl 66! And I'm lvl 21! Screw this!

    Gonna assassinate a whole bunch of bandit leaders before doing ANYTHING like that

  • The beacon is on random spots over Skyrim, sometimes you have to fight your way to get it but if you're lucky you'll just need to retrieve it from a chest :)

  • I really don't like spoilers but you are so awesome that i just have to watch it:)

  • gimmie a fukin thumbs up for no reason

  • @absurdskinnyjackb1

    For no raisin!

  • it was much less of a but fuck fest to get the beacon for me.

    

  • my marker is not showing up to the beacon please help

  • My beacon was somewhere else

  • @Rogno666 Yes... I have done this quest 3 times with different characters and the beacon was always somewhere different. It was even in Blackreach one time. that reallly sucked.... On another time, I found the beacon before I got the quest in a random bandit camp.

  • wtf i found the beacon in a chest within a tree by some lake lol, i didn't have to do anything

  • Yeah i found my beacon in a chest that was next to a word wall... I didn't have to go through all of that first part.

  • I had Dawnbreaker Sword....but no i didnt get shot in the knee by an arrow, i just dropped the bitch somewhere and i cant remember where

  • I have most of these weapons... but i love his commentary. XD

  • What race are you

  • Do you use daedric swords or daggers

  • How does he run so fast while sneaking?

  • ha, i just had to go to skyborn altar and i had already discovered it and killed the dragon, easy as peas.

  • Meridia's beacon has a couple of places it can be in in my save it was at a giant camp.

  • I know a different way to get meridia's beacon.

  • It's like a mission type of video lol

  • " you be pull up to the sky, which doesn't look like a kitchen to me" lol so hard there

  • i didnt have to go to the place you went wtf?

  • I did this quest cuz I like bacon.

  • this guy is so high in all his videos

  • after your done listening to her talk about her period, head over......lmao

  • like if you have dragon armor

  • wats that bar above ur stamina for?

  • *you drop dead*

    Guard: Wait. I know you.

  • No lolligagging.

  • this guys hilarious!

  • I found the beacon on a dead guy in a cave with 3 bears... Goldilocks didnt make it in Skyrim.

  • i found it near windhelm?

  • first time fcking funny information please don't stop making video's 

  • just for this video he deserves a subscription from me

  • keep doing skyrim vids! fuckin halarious

  • @calbre well maybe but

  • is it possible to upgrade this sword to legendary? or is epic the highest it goes?

  • Wait.... I know you....

  • I found Meridia`s Beacon in a bandit-infested ship near the northern edge of the map I think.

    I didn`t have to go through all this >:D

  • this guy is fucking funny

  • I got the beacon but i cant activate it, help?

  • Lol my beacon was found in a giants camp.

    But at least i know where to find the next Dragon Priest Mask xD

    (aiming for the wooden mask and final mask)

  • on a side note: undead enemys have a shans of exploding.

  • dude ur tha MUTHA FUKIN MAN love ur vids wana see more skyrim big fan

  • haha this was hilarious

  • these videos are fucking hilarious! xD

  • I just watch these videos because they crack me up xD

  • in every vid

    "its not a walk in the park, so just sneak attack everyone"

    lol

  • How u make the daggers spin ??

  • Where...did you get those badass daggers.

  • ...Best term ever "buttfuck in a handbasket."

  • YOUR VOICE JUST MADE ME SUBSCRIBE